Mayor caught working for stripclub AND Don’t want no short dick Asian man (15698 hits)
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Submitted by Doodles (View user info) at 2006-04-20 22:26:33 EDT
Since both of these articles were small (like the men they're about) I decided to combine them into one normal post chock full of losers with small dicks and blowup doll orgies.Enjoy.
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Mayor caught working for stripclub
http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/local/article/0,1299,DRMN_15_4632692,00.html
FEDERAL HEIGHTS - Three nights after police raided the all-nude club where he worked as a doorman, Dale Sparks told the City Council Tuesday night that he is taking a leave of absence from his job as mayor immediately.
All right so we have a mayor, which is a paid position, that owns a business, which means mire income, and yet still needs to work as a doorman for a strip club. I'm going out on a limb and saying this is one of the fat, greasy, mayors you could never touch a pussy in their life, you know the type of guy a hooker charges $500 a blowjob for just because that's the only human contact he receives. The type of man who has ten different blow up dolls in his closet, and buys special outfits for all of them. The fucking type of man, who has bigger tits then Peon, yeah THAT type of man.
After the raid, Sparks announced he would not work at Bare Essence for the remainder of his term, which ends in November 2007. And he has canceled plans to hold a flea market in its parking lot this summer.
I wonder if anyone knew that the mayor worked for a strip club. I bet he strippers all made fun of him and his greasy fatass self (if you need a visual go look up Fat Tony's camwhore, take that and make it less Hispanic).
On Tuesday, the seven-year mayor of Federal Heights told council he would not resign his office. But he said he would "recuse" himself of his official duties for 10 weeks. By then, he said, the investigation of the nightclub and the arraignments of those arrested should be over.
God I so want him to get arrested and become a prison bitch. No, really think about it the man is getting NO sex at all right now, he's probably a crossdressing submissive bitch who lacks the confidence to bump nasties, so it's a win-win-win situation. I win because I get to laugh at another fatass retard. Sparks wins because I'm sure someone will finally be touching him. The prisoners win because they get a new ass to fuck. Everyone's happy. Men let this be a lesson to us all, if we're fat (Fat Tony) Ugly (Fat Tony) and have a small penis (Fat Tony again) then we should read the next article and do what that kid did (this means you, Fat Tony).
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Don't want no short dick Asian man.
http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=3&art_id=qw1145412720913R131
Singapore - An 18-year-old student jumped to his death because he was convinced his genitals were too small, a Singapore coroner's report said on Wednesday
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA<dies> Need I go on?
The doctor told him that his penis was normal
That was in bold mind you, and does anyone really like having an old guy rub up on your balls? I know I don't like my physicals. Now if Filthy, Circe, ghola, or a number of the other Uber women out there, was my doctor, then I wouldn't mind it a bit, hell I'd take a physical every month.
The youth had confided in his mother in October that he was worried that his private parts were too small.
She took him to a clinic, where the doctor told him that his penis was a normal size for an Asian man and prescribed multi-vitamins.
Oh, he's Asian THAT explains a lot. Didn't anyone ever teach him that smart men get beautiful women because they're rich and not well hung? Poor Asian's with their 2-inch dicks that look more like big clits with nuts attached.
Despite strong emotional support from his girlfriend, he remained convinced that he had a problem. His sister sent him a text message on March 3 asking if he was coming home for dinner.
I found, and included, a picture of his girlfriend that I found with some help from google. Which I'm hoping doesn't turn out to be huge and or small, so sorry in advance if it does.
He said it was not due to the stress of his exams, "but it was more about his physical development. ... He still knew there was something wrong with his body parts," the investigation report said.
You know I just thought of something, please bare with my math, it's not too good. If 1/6 of the world's population are in India and 1/5 of the population is in China then, by my calculations I have a bigger peener then 11/30 of the world population. And that's just a bit over 34% methinks. This is cause for joy and celebration, sure the Asians might be smart, but I have a peener that will beat them into submission! All fear the mighty meat, the lordly log, the motherfucking Prince of Penos (I second only to the black men), WHITE COCK!
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Submitted by FlintofFred (user info) at 2009-01-25 12:43:13 EST (#)
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STFU! MINUS TWO.
Submitted by Cardboard_Box (user info) at 2009-01-25 12:42:13 EST (#)
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STFU! MINUS TWO.
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-06-10 02:02:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-21 17:07:01 (#)
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Well this has been vastly ignored. Damnit
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Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-04 09:37:58 EDT (#)
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funny, but you just re-told it.
Submitted by deedee (user info) at 2006-04-24 00:32:52 EDT (#)
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why are asians so small though..
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2006-04-21 17:20:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-21 17:07:01 EDT (#)
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Well this has been vastly ignored. Damnit
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-21 12:07:22 EDT (#)
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Interesting way to set up a post. This was all quite amusing...
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-21 07:46:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2006-04-20 23:36:54 (#)
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Indians are hung big time stupid....kama sutra wasn't invented by men with small peeners..funny post though. I was gonna give you a minus rating for assuming we indians are small....but you get a +1 for doing fractions
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Damn it Indians are Asians too, sort of, not really, of fuck in I just want a big dick in comparison to the 34% of the world? Is that so wrong?
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-21 00:17:43 (#)
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I guess this post was kind of a 2-for-1 grab-bag type of thing.
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Yeah they were both really short so I did this.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-21 01:15:45 EDT (#)
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Didn't read it.
+2 short dick
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-21 00:17:43 EDT (#)
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I guess this post was kind of a 2-for-1 grab-bag type of thing.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2006-04-20 23:36:54 EDT (#)
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Indians are hung big time stupid....kama sutra wasn't invented by men with small peeners..funny post though. I was gonna give you a minus rating for assuming we indians are small....but you get a +1 for doing fractions
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-20 22:48:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-20 22:42:41 (#)
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Besides, I've been to that club before.
Not the best.
Um... At all.
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I'm betting it's better then any of the three we have in Knoxville, they are topless only. And they all suck much ass.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-20 22:42:41 EDT (#)
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Don't get me wrong, homeboy probably DID work at the club sadly hoping to get laid.
I meant the "join a swingersw club" comment as an insult in the same vein as "working at a club to screw strippers."
Besides, I've been to that club before.
Not the best.
Um... At all.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-20 22:38:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-20 22:36:42 (#)
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Kinda.
He's the older folksy "join a swingers club as a single guy hoping to get laid" kind of guy.
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All right, well I wouldn't know. These were just two of the headlines under one of the many news link sites that I check. I just figured if you have a business, are the mayor, and work for a strip club then you're hoping beyond hope to get laid, or have a drug addiction.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-20 22:36:42 EDT (#)
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Kinda.
He's the older folksy "join a swingers club as a single guy hoping to get laid" kind of guy.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-20 22:35:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-20 22:27:48 (#)
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You knwo that club has been packed every night since the story broke here in Denver? It's hilarious
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No shit? Damn, was I right about the mayor? Please say yes, please say yes, please say yes.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-20 22:28:52 EDT (#)
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(I second only to the black men)
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Meant to say (second only to the black men) I always catch the typos after I hit submit.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-20 22:27:48 EDT (#)
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You knwo that club has been packed every night since the story broke here in Denver? It's hilarious.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-04-20 22:27:47 EDT (#)
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