Happy Birthday, redskieslookfake- Live from Philadelphia! (2775 hits)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (View user info) at 2006-04-20 23:56:48 EDT
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Submitted by webcorona (user info) at 2007-01-09 11:28:31 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-01-09 10:59:45 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by konohasaiyajin (user info) at 2006-11-30 05:16:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Philadelphia is misspelled on the Liberty Bell
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-29 14:41:34 EST (#)
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I can smell the peppery goodness of the scrapple from here.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-29 13:01:39 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-13 13:05:09 EDT (#)
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i have never eaten scrapple.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-13 12:51:09 EDT (#)
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It's like if you always had butter on your bread - and someone puts margerine on it. You're freaked out.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-13 12:48:41 EDT (#)
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Seriously.
I know we pack our stuff full of sugar and preservatives and our chocolate is far inferior to yours, but there's no need to be an ingrate.
I'M NEVER SENDING YOU ANYTHING AGAIN.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-13 12:32:59 EDT (#)
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You don't like snack cakes?
What have you man???
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-13 12:25:14 EDT (#)
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American snacks are weirddddd.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-27 12:10:18 EDT (#)
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Your best ever post
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-07-27 11:56:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PWN
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2006-05-04 20:33:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Guffaw
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-02 23:54:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2006-05-02 23:40:34 (#)
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so much grabass and not enough of my ass is being grabbed
weeps with habeeb
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Don't make me come find your ass.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-05-02 23:53:14 EDT (#)
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HBD, redslookiefan.
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2006-05-02 23:40:34 EDT (#)
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so much grabass and not enough of my ass is being grabbed
weeps with habeeb
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-05-02 20:05:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-21 00:03:01 (#)
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Oh, AND Americans can't be trusted when it comes to beer.
They actually BUY the Fosters we export to them.
Fosters is hands-down terrible.
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Blech Fosters sucks.
That's like living in Pennsylvania and drinking Iron City Beer.
..gross
Yuengling is the oldest brewery in America, aside from your fucktard of a great great great great grandfather making moonshine out of a dirt hole and apples.
your relatives suck.
I digress...
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-02 19:46:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-29 07:55:02 EDT (#)
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I thought teh scrapple was a southern thing.
im so confused
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-26 10:06:43 EDT (#)
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Email me please. I want to know your life history.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-26 09:45:23 EDT (#)
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Oh, Berty.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-26 09:29:01 EDT (#)
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Don't take any of this bad noise personally Saccy, it is unbecoming.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-26 09:17:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-04-26 06:16:52 (#)
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Sorry if I have more important things to do in my life than post random useless uninteresting crap to people so socially inept that a message board is their hobby. Have fun sucking off your internet friends.
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Socially inept? Have you READ how abundantly witty I am?
Useless, uninteresting crap like your camwhore? How much interest and effort did that take? Was it meant to provoke thoughtful discussion on life changing events?
You're here too, despite having such important things to do. And you continue to come back, don't you?
How's it feel to be part of the problem?
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-04-26 06:16:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-25 09:52:12 (#)
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Don't worry, darlin'- you posted a no content camwhore, two months ago, and nothing since.
Sorry if I have more important things to do in my life than post random useless uninteresting crap to people so socially inept that a message board is their hobby. Have fun sucking off your internet friends.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-04-25 17:57:45 EDT (#)
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thumbs down, you grabassing fairies
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-25 09:52:12 EDT (#)
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Don't worry, darlin'- you posted a no content camwhore, two months ago, and nothing since. That makes you even more pathetic. You win.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-04-25 09:29:56 EDT (#)
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Nice retailtory reviews.
It's good to see you actually care. I wish I could be as pathetic.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-25 08:05:46 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/87120#1949682
Your opinion is sought.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-25 07:23:09 EDT (#)
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Yeah, I know..I left all of six comments here yesterday, some hours apart. You'll live.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-04-25 06:25:23 EDT (#)
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http://www.aim.com
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-04-24 21:49:51 EDT (#)
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ok I'll level with you lil philly girl- I don't read anything except my own replies. I slay me.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-24 20:11:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-04-24 19:42:31 (#)
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You didn't even cover all the junkfood, no "cheesestakes" I see (thx fresh prince for telling me about that)
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We all learn from The Fresh Prince, don't we?
If you read the reviews, you'll see cheesesteaks mentioned about 20 times.
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-04-24 19:42:31 EDT (#)
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You didn't even cover all the junkfood, no "cheesestakes" I see (thx fresh prince for telling me about that)
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-24 19:28:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-24 19:18:49 (#)
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No eye contact, but high fives are allowed, one every twenty minutes. These are the rules Orgasmo and myself set up. Commingling of penii is strictly forbidden as well.
And 'Real American' must be playing in the background.
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Agreed.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-24 19:18:49 EDT (#)
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No eye contact, but high fives are allowed, one every twenty minutes. These are the rules Orgasmo and myself set up. Commingling of penii is strictly forbidden as well.
And 'Real American' must be playing in the background.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-24 19:12:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-24 19:09:36 (#)
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Loosen away good sir. I have the lady's wrist.
I'm going home, night all.
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Oh her eyelids are flickering. What's that she says "threesome with two gallant knights?"
Lady Licious! I am aghast! Nary shall i touch my manly bits against anothers, nor make eye contact while I am jousting!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-24 19:11:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-04-24 19:08:40 (#)
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So most of your "culture" is junkfood. Such sophistication.
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Um, yeah..it's a birthday card, dude.
Also, we weren't named fattest city a few times for no reason.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-24 19:09:36 EDT (#)
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Loosen away good sir. I have the lady's wrist.
I'm going home, night all.
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-04-24 19:08:40 EDT (#)
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So most of your "culture" is junkfood. Such sophistication.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-24 19:05:50 EDT (#)
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Oh I say! Lady Licious is all in a tizzy at our conversation! She has swooned, pray pat her wrist Sir Scourge while I loosen her corset.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-24 19:03:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-24 19:01:20 (#)
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I find that question mark to be more coy than cheeky. He's looking out at the world, not quite confident, but knowing he has worth. Begging for acceptance, he is.
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Quite quite. His dander is up certainly.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-24 19:02:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-24 18:59:54 (#)
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I believe it. The way she looks down her nose at Florence Pinchsworth just because she married a coloured man. She's nothing better than a rescued from a trailer guttersnipe herself.
We all know he only married her after finding her at a stripclub.
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The way she eats her cucumber sandwiches as well! Simply abominable! She has no breeding or class! Council estate elevated from the gutter! Well let me tell you, some of the detritus remains with her. In her accent, her walk, and her inability to use her fish knife!
I will wave my handbag at her directly so she can see the sequins sparkle. That'll put her in her place!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-24 19:01:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I find that question mark to be more coy than cheeky. He's looking out at the world, not quite confident, but knowing he has worth. Begging for acceptance, he is.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-24 18:59:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I believe it. The way she looks down her nose at Florence Pinchsworth just because she married a coloured man. She's nothing better than a rescued from a trailer guttersnipe herself.
We all know he only married her after finding her at a stripclub.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-24 18:58:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-24 18:53:31 (#)
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Or this perhaps?
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My favourite because of the cheeky use of the question mark.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-24 18:57:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-24 18:56:28 (#)
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I knew that you'd like it in blue!!
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It goes so well with my other accessories! I can't begin to tell you the drama it started down the country club! Florence Tippington-Smythe was beside herself with envy!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-24 18:56:28 EDT (#)
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I knew that you'd like it in blue!!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-24 18:55:49 EDT (#)
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And I shall read your post with whisky in one hand while I idly rub at my beard. I shall listen to Nick Cave while I do so and say things in a faux southern states accent. Samples include "lordie, this here scourge done gone sat in the melon patch!" and "shucks, miss Licious will dearly love this here piece or I ain't wearing my favorite dungagarees yup!"
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-24 18:54:56 EDT (#)
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Additionally it has come to my attention that if you spam something like 25 +2 No Comment reviews in a few minutes, the site admin, our own dear bartholomew, only lets one of them through.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-24 18:54:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-24 18:53:55 (#)
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I particularly like this one.
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This one's my favorite.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-24 18:53:55 EDT (#)
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I particularly like this one.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-24 18:53:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-24 18:51:14 (#)
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My entry was about at the six pages long mark and I realized I hated it so I deleted the whole fucking thing.
I'm using the same idea, a few general takes from it and starting fresh tonight after I finish my work work.
The new idea is pretty good, but may be a bit short for some peoples liking. We'll see, It'll be posted right about at the deadline for submission.
The Snark vs. Circe is going to be a bitch to rank.
Two of the best writers on this site, if you don't include myself of course. The whole contest is going to supply a shit ton of good stuff to read. Every person in it, except the one or two I don't know, all routinely provide quality stuff.
Did you like your birthday present?
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Scourge the handbag was adorable! I can't thank you enough!
This compo is great - however, i do fear that we may be using our good stuff too early. I certainly wanted to keep my sound of glass on steel for the next round, but felt that I had to post it.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-24 18:53:31 EDT (#)
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Or this perhaps?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-24 18:53:15 EDT (#)
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How's this?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-24 18:51:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-24 18:51:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My entry was about at the six pages long mark and I realized I hated it so I deleted the whole fucking thing.
I'm using the same idea, a few general takes from it and starting fresh tonight after I finish my work work.
The new idea is pretty good, but may be a bit short for some peoples liking. We'll see, It'll be posted right about at the deadline for submission.
The Snark vs. Circe is going to be a bitch to rank.
Two of the best writers on this site, if you don't include myself of course. The whole contest is going to supply a shit ton of good stuff to read. Every person in it, except the one or two I don't know, all routinely provide quality stuff.
Did you like your birthday present?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-24 18:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-24 18:49:25 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-24 18:38:55 (#)
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scourge checklist:
1. impatience
2. charm
3. slowest typist in the world, often resulting in questions being answered twice.
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4. 0-rater
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Shit Scourge. That's as bad as +2ing your own post! Something I've been guilty of recently. Thankfully TTOM pointed out my evil.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-24 18:49:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-24 18:38:55 (#)
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scourge checklist:
1. impatience
2. charm
3. slowest typist in the world, often resulting in questions being answered twice.
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4. 0-rater
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-24 18:45:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They have jelly filled (jam to you) or butterscotch iced.
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Mmf mmf mmf
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-24 18:43:29 EDT (#)
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Ah - I am glad. Scourge - how is your IGKTW entry going? Best competition ever I reckon. (Perhaps it is my presence? ;) )
I am so looking forward to the Snark vs Circe face off.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-24 18:38:55 EDT (#)
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scourge checklist:
1. impatience
2. charm
3. slowest typist in the world, often resulting in questions being answered twice.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-24 18:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Private matter, though not a secret, and entirely uninteresting outside of the context it was presented in. I rush headlong to get answers to things and drag email conversations to this site when I don't get email answers as soon as I'd like them, i. e., immediately. My impatience is only outweighed by my devastating charm and this is why our dearest Valerie tolerates me at all.
I'm a freaking dipshit is the long and short of it.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-24 18:36:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-24 18:25:22 (#)
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I'm sorry.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-24 17:20:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
p.s.- are you TS?
What does this mean?
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HA- it was about an anoymous-y gift on the donation page I sent. No worries.
All is well, dear.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-24 18:34:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-24 18:25:22 (#)
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I'm sorry.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-24 17:20:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
p.s.- are you TS?
What does this mean?
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What you talking about Scourge?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-24 18:25:22 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-24 17:20:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
p.s.- are you TS?
What does this mean?
Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-04-24 13:11:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83929
I pity the foo' who dont like Val. She is a helluva tough!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-24 08:13:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-24 07:42:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Finally you notice filename.Took you long enough.
My O tribute has these reviews beat. But I didn't expect this much attention, for sure.
People just can't praise you enough, red.
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*Preens*
It's mainly just me reviewing over and over trying to get into your internet pants.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-24 07:42:07 EDT (#)
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Finally you notice filename.Took you long enough.
My O tribute has these reviews beat. But I didn't expect this much attention, for sure.
People just can't praise you enough, red.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-24 04:47:26 EDT (#)
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I have just seen the file name. When I saw it I knew that was what your questions were about, I am still tickled by it though. And 100th review. Most ever for a Licious post?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-23 13:27:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-23 13:15:21 (#)
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I missed your birthday?
Oh well.
Happy Late Birthday mate.
Licious, I clicked on your link as I was waiting for the picture to load, (I am on 56k dial up for about 3 weeks until my ADSL gets reconncted), I don't think I can ever forgive you.
-Dave
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AHAHAHAH DIAL UP? Where are you staying Davros? Beirut?
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-23 13:15:21 EDT (#)
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I missed your birthday?
Oh well.
Happy Late Birthday mate.
Licious, I clicked on your link as I was waiting for the picture to load, (I am on 56k dial up for about 3 weeks until my ADSL gets reconncted), I don't think I can ever forgive you.
-Dave
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-23 08:37:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-04-23 07:20:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday Jake!
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Thank you! Now can you take my hangover away please? Many thanks
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-04-23 07:20:43 EDT (#)
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Happy Birthday Jake!
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-04-22 19:43:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
yuengling is shit
Submitted by fried-green-potatoes (user info) at 2006-04-22 14:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-21 09:25:52 (#)
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What else? I should probably do a part two to this someday.
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sports fans who beat the snot out of anyone wearing the opposing team's colors.
oh, and happy birthday.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-22 13:19:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-22 13:14:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
They both made you hot and sweaty?
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No. The video made me space out, and this post makes me itch. Though, they are both being promoted by someone who thinks he's funny.
If you paid closer attention, you'd see what I was referring to. It's right there.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-22 13:14:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-22 13:04:45 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-22 12:59:24 (#)
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The new Radiohead album better be great
http://www.planetvids.com/html/Hulk-Hogan-the-Real-American.html
This is pretty good music too. Licious will agree.
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Trivia:
What do the Hulk Hogan video and this post have in common?
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They both made you hot and sweaty?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-22 13:04:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-22 12:59:24 (#)
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The new Radiohead album better be great
http://www.planetvids.com/html/Hulk-Hogan-the-Real-American.html
This is pretty good music too. Licious will agree.
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Trivia:
What do the Hulk Hogan video and this post have in common?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-22 09:40:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-22 09:29:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
that fucking +2 again. I'm used to sharing so much love around here, I forget when I'm on my own post.
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Thank you Licious - I'm off to get a shower before going out ;)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-22 09:29:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
that fucking +2 again. I'm used to sharing so much love around here, I forget when I'm on my own post.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-22 09:28:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hi scourge.
Happy *actual* birthday, Jake!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-21 22:26:41 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah.
I found an old bottle of Chivas at my house, left over from the restaurant days. Poor choice maybe, but it was Scotch nevertheless. I could only down one red, sorry. But it WAS all about you, bub.
I'm 2/3 tossed. Gonna go get more drinky drinky now.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-21 22:19:39 EDT (#)
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I love you heartily Lishy.
That is all I need to say here.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-21 19:47:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-21 17:03:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
what, no mention of da Iggles?
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I'm not a big "American" football fan, though I'm surrounded by them at all times. The men in green are ubiquitous and I couldn't include all our teams, so I thought I'd give props to the one I like best.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-21 17:04:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes, yes, Happy Birthday Red!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-21 17:03:28 EDT (#)
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what, no mention of da Iggles?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-21 16:56:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-21 16:22:16 (#)
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Jake- will you be thankful this is your birthday post and that I therefore will refrain from verbally knocking you into next week?
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I will refrain from pointing out your +2ing yourself, as you've done it already. And yes, very thankful. 2 hours to go.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-21 16:50:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-21 13:39:15 (#)
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happy birthday redskies.
*note, my birthday is on may 2. i will be 22. don't forget like my parents did last year.
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We won't forget you, wifey.
...and I +2d myself. Silly.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-21 16:44:32 EDT (#)
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I'm sure there'll be Hogan aplenty on Lishy's BD post.
Or maybe Hogan vs. Birthday Cat.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-04-21 16:32:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrat Redskies and great post.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-21 16:22:16 EDT (#)
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Jake- will you be thankful this is your birthday post and that I therefore will refrain from verbally knocking you into next week?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-21 16:00:14 EDT (#)
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Licious - will you do a tribute post to Hulk Hogan please?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-04-21 15:00:27 EDT (#)
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Except the part about hockey owning baseball.
whatever, she's totally correct on that point. what's better a buncha guys standing round scrathing themselves and occasionally moving or guys smashing the shit out of each other for 15 minutes straight? baseball pwned.
I quite like football though and I mean real football not the bastardized american version.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This needs more heat, so:
Fuck you Shlongy
Blow me Sphagnum
Kiss my ass bigassmofo
Happy birthday redskies
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-21 13:39:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
happy birthday redskies.
*note, my birthday is on may 2. i will be 22. don't forget like my parents did last year.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-21 13:18:32 EDT (#)
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Sorry, scourge. That's officially my last apology for something that was beyond my control, because you deserve your own. Even though I never got one from Hulk Hogan.
But really, sharing is caring,
and c0xx0rs is teh r0xxors, after all.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-21 12:49:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I usually just don't have my son and mother around when I get one of those surprises. Not what you'd normally look at as a 'family sharing time'
God damn it.
Cheers anyway red, I'll go belt back a nice Whiskey in honor of you. It'll be Irish Whiskey, as I have no Scotch in the house.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-21 12:43:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-21 12:40:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
My favorite part about the 'cheesesteak' link was that I clicked on it without reading up any further.
My son was sitting next to me on the desk bench seat, my mom was on the couch across the room, we were talking about the lovely weather, and then... that,
How nice.
Happy birthday, red.
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I thank you. And I hope you were not too scared by Licious' love for teh cock sharers.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-21 12:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My favorite part about the 'cheesesteak' link was that I clicked on it without reading up any further.
My son was sitting next to me on the desk bench seat, my mom was on the couch across the room, we were talking about the lovely weather, and then... that,
How nice.
Happy birthday, red.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-21 12:15:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday, you fucker! *smiles*
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-21 11:46:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I will never lower myself to "pay" for hummers with +2's, knowing full well that if I apply myself, I can get them even with -2's. Because I'm Shlongy.
Dem's SHLONGY'S rules.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-21 11:45:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-21 11:43:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
I only suck cock for +2s. Thems the rules.
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+2.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-21 11:43:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I only suck cock for +2s. Thems the rules.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-21 11:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-21 11:01:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
You can't retal a -2 after you already +2ed this! You're breaking the rules.
Your punishment? Sucking Shlongy's dick for 20 minutes.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-21 11:15:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Andy Capp too. Legend.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-04-21 11:09:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birf'nday Reds :) Love ya.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:59:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I saw that comment, too, but interestingly enough, I didn't notice it in MY post.
Probably because I was trying so hard to start a big shit-slinging mudfest in my post. But alas, I failed.
Shlongy's just too damn likeable these days.
That's why I'm close to retiring him. Me. Whoever.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:59:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:41:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
Peon- Kensington is like the Devil's asshole. I had a Kensington hooker proposition ME once.
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That was me!
*mumbles*
bitch
*wipes away tear*
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:44:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlong- Based on this comment on YOUR post, I just want to be like you.
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2006-04-20 20:54:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
the comments are a AIM chat...
the story was okay...but who am I?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:41:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
O's link is gheyer than mine. And mine had cock in it.
Peon- Kensington is like the Devil's asshole. I had a Kensington hooker proposition ME once.
Goose- you know you can order gift packages of Philly food, straight to your NoVa door, right?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:40:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
The Yahoo Messenger Chat Room Asskiss-Fest is now open!
Come in and have a seat for the next 7 hours!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:30:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He looks like Kevin Keegan.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:10:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more toothless Kensington hookers.
WHAT ABOUT THE MINT BABY!!! *does honkey shuffle* Cash money!!!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:06:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fine...does this work, then?
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/profiles/s/strike-force.html
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-21 09:54:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-21 08:56:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-21 08:17:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
OH MY GOD- NSFW below!!
Apparently, when uber doesn't like the length of your link and you try to break it up, you get porn.
Gay porn. I'm SO sorry...if you add the rest of my link, you'll get dinner.
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That was hilarious
Submitted by goose (user info) at 2006-04-21 09:52:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dammit, now I'm homesick.
And I want a panzerotti.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-21 09:47:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-21 00:08:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
sigh.."quiet", you. I have post-traumatic Photoshop stress disorder.
+
me too.
HEY REDSKIES: http://www.ubersite.com/m/75718
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-21 09:45:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Definitely the Mutter Museum, Goose. In fact, we just had an uber discussion about it recently.
Weird place for a first date. I need to get back there sometime.
Submitted by goose (user info) at 2006-04-21 09:38:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How about the Mutter Museum? Bonus points if you go to the Mutter (also known as "The Museum of Medical Oddities") and then can still eat a cheesesteak.
My cousins used to make money during the summer by camping out at the Art Museum with a boombox and a sweatshirt, and selling tourists pictures (and eventually video) of themselves doing the Rocky run at the top of the steps. Good times....
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-21 09:25:52 EDT (#)
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I'm NEVER LIVING THIS CHEESESTEAK DOWN. Nor should I. But at least I HAD IT READY to put into the post. In fact, it was the first picture I went after for it.
I didn't mean to imply that every treasure of the fine city is included her, either.
I live in Media, about 15 minutes outside the city. There are good things everywhere (including cheesesteaks) and I couldn't get them all in. But off the top of my head, I'd have included:
The Trocadero & TLA (my favorite old-school venues)
South Street
The Franklin Institute
The Italian Market
Citizens Bank Park
Philadelphia Zoo
What else? I should probably do a part two to this someday.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-21 09:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
we went to philly and didn't get a philly cheese steak?
what the fuck?
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-21 08:57:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck Geno's
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-21 08:22:04 (#)
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You mean GENO'S, badass. ;)
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-21 08:56:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-21 08:17:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
OH MY GOD- NSFW below!!
Apparently, when uber doesn't like the length of your link and you try to break it up, you get porn.
Gay porn. I'm SO sorry...if you add the rest of my link, you'll get dinner.
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That was hilarious
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-04-21 08:51:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-21 08:27:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
Cursed TTOM - always one step ahead.
I am perplexed as to how those two things can be so similar in linkiness.
I suspect that is the 404 page of a complete asshole. And I am most afraid to look.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-04-21 08:42:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I drove up to PA to catch a show at the electric factory, somebodys parked their car behind ours so we were TRAPPED! We had to push a dumpster out of the way and into the street to escape.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-21 08:27:20 EDT (#)
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Cursed TTOM - always one step ahead.
I am perplexed as to how those two things can be so similar in linkiness.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-21 08:25:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I fucking love Scrapple - well done with some overeasy eggs...fantastic.
Genos? are you kidding? The only Cheesesteak that I am driving over the bridge for on a saturday night at 1 am is Pat's...hands down.
oh and Don't forget Penn's Landing and The Electric Factory.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-21 08:25:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lookie is younger than me but looks older. I WIN AGAIN!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-21 08:22:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You mean GENO'S, badass. ;)
I forgot the cheesesteak, it's here on my desktop. But DO NOT click the link below unless you add the rest of the text, or you get ghey peener.
South Street was my bad. I was rushed, clearly a glaring omission.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-21 08:19:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where's Pats?
Where's South Street?
***LETS GO FLYERS***
*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-04-21 08:18:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hehheh...
"Brain medicine"
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-21 08:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OH MY GOD- NSFW below!!
Apparently, when uber doesn't like the length of your link and you try to break it up, you get porn.
Gay porn. I'm SO sorry...if you add the rest of my link, you'll get dinner.
That was ridiculous.
Hi Hadley- click below- it's just for you.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-04-21 08:16:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awwww, Happy Day!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-04-21 08:15:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That is definitely NOT a cheescake.... Cunt.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-21 08:15:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-21 08:14:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
whoops
http://www.markshields.com/images/20020413-genos-versus-pats-cheesesteaks/markshields.com-genos-vs-pats-cheesesteaks-
philadelphia-pa-3239.jpg
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Thanks for that.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-21 08:14:34 EDT (#)
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Someone needs to explain 'skeet' and 'cheesesteak' to me. They are foreign concepts of which I am naturally distrustful.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-21 08:14:11 EDT (#)
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whoops
http://www.markshields.com/images/20020413-genos-versus-pats-cheesesteaks/markshields.com-genos-vs-pats-cheesesteaks-
philadelphia-pa-3239.jpg
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-21 08:13:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-21 07:52:44 (#)
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..And to feed you skeet-covered scrapple. Skeeple.
Mmm...skeeple.
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You always come up with exciting ideas, O. This is why our love life will never, ever get boring. Now I want skeeple.
Here's a ginormous cheesesteak for you, red. It was supposed to be dinner. No need to go finding a fancy, commercial worthy photo, because this is pretty much what you get.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-21 08:04:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-21 07:55:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
And everyone knows that the greatest Strike Force was Tito Santana and Rick Martel:
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/s/strikeforce/03.jpg
Toss off, birthday boy
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ah yes - the good old 404. Check your links man. Also what is 'skeet?'
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-21 07:55:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And everyone knows that the greatest Strike Force was Tito Santana and Rick Martel:
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/s/strikeforce/03.jpg
Toss off, birthday boy.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-21 07:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy birthday, you wank.
Nice presentation, Lishy.
Except the part about hockey owning baseball.
And the part about Philly being cool.
But now I want pretzels.
And mustard.
And to feed you skeet-covered scrapple. Skeeple.
Mmm...skeeple.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-21 07:52:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by goose (user info) at 2006-04-21 01:42:32 (#)
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Nothing about the joys of South St? For shame.
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That too.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-21 07:51:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the birthday... not Philly.
You forgot the many homeless peoples.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-04-21 06:23:17 EDT (#)
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Sir Les indeed as a man from The Lane I can appretiate him too.
Happy Birthday.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-21 06:10:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also +2 for a young Alan Shearer and Sir Les Ferdinand. That was the best strike force ever.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-21 06:00:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-04-21 04:22:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
Im sure Berty's gay younger brother would appreciate this
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I am completely overwhelmed. Thank you all. I'd eat that scrapple by the way. Lips AND arseholes? Quality.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-04-21 05:43:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy birthday
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-21 05:41:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HOLY....
AARRGHH..
I forgot perhaps the most important picture.
The CHEESESTEAK. Here it is, minimized behind a bunch of other things on my screen.
Sigh.
Goddammit.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-21 05:28:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NEEDS MORE CIRCLE-JERK!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-21 05:22:46 EDT (#)
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He's in hiding. Probably drowning his sorrows over Shearer's injury.
Fucking mackems, injuring Shearer. Is there no respect in the world?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-21 05:15:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by goose (user info) at 2006-04-21 01:42:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Mmm scrapple.
Nothing about the joys of South St? For shame.
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE???
WHERE have you been? I know we first bonded over scrapple and all, but I didn't know it's all it would take to get you to visit again.
You're right about South Street- but the post could only be so long.
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Berty- his BD is tomorrow, but I don't want him to miss out on a proper uber birthday.
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Merlina- Well, THE Valerie to a lot of people, but not the one you're thinking of..I'm Sacrilicious, not Urbane or Val or whoever else you might be thinking of.
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Now where is this boy?
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-04-21 05:12:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-04-21 00:35:20 (#)
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I was in philly until a couple of guys, who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood
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I got in one little fight and my mum got scared, she said you're moving with you're auntie and uncle in Belair.
I whistled for a cab and when it near the licence plate said fresh and there was dice in the mirror.
Happy birthday dude.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-21 04:24:19 EDT (#)
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I didn't realise it was Reds birthday. Poor bugger.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-04-21 04:22:42 EDT (#)
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Im sure Bertys gay younger brother would appreciate this
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-21 04:19:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Valerie?
Not... THE Valerie?
Good post. The scrapple looks rank though.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:11:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Simon Gagné and Peter Forsberg on the same trio....*jealousy*
According to wikipedia "Scrapple is made of hog offal such as the head, heart, liver, and other scraps."
I'd like to try it. I could make you try "creton" http://www.saveursdumonde.net/ency_6/porc/creton.jpg then we could fuck to complete our pig byproduct exchange.
Any food that contains pig is A-OK!
GO SCRAPPLE!
Submitted by goose (user info) at 2006-04-21 01:42:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mmm scrapple.
Nothing about the joys of South St? For shame.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-21 01:11:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait. Are you a dude? Because if you are.......
I will masturbate to this.
Submitted by Grownasskid (user info) at 2006-04-21 01:10:17 EDT (#)
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Ah philly, my second home. Great place but the city smells like a dumpster
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-04-21 00:35:20 EDT (#)
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I was in philly until a couple of guys, who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood.
PS: shut the fuck up
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-21 00:15:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was in Philly today.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-21 00:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Miller's makes me sad. Everywhere.
You still need to get some football into you, though. Games with pads all over your body are silly.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-21 00:08:28 EDT (#)
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sigh.."quiet", you. I have post-traumatic Photoshop stress disorder.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-21 00:07:39 EDT (#)
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Quite, you..on both accounts.
I drink good beer, and it doesn't include Foster's. When I went to Ireland, home of the world's best beer, the kids were drinking our bottled piss- Miller Genuine Draft. Bad beer drinkers are everywhere.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-21 00:03:01 EDT (#)
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Oh, AND Americans can't be trusted when it comes to beer.
They actually BUY the Fosters we export to them.
Fosters is hands-down terrible.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-21 00:01:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy birthday, Le Geordie.
Women can't be trusted when it comes to sports. I think that's written down in law somewhere...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-21 00:00:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck Peter Forsberg.
Traitor...
I'm kidding. He's hurt too often, and never worth what he'spaid because of it.
Still one of the best players on hockey, don't get me wrong, but injury after injury...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-20 23:58:48 EDT (#)
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I know your birthday is Saturday, Jake, but you'll be drunk by then and I wanted to give everyone who ubers at work a chance to wish you well.
Have a good one, darling.