Party Poker sucks my ass (1340 hits)
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Submitted by myexstaintstain (View user info) at 2006-04-21 01:46:42 EDT
PartyPoker has got to be the worst fucking pokersite on the face of the internet. I was givin 50 bucks by yourpokercash.com in their vain attempt to get me hooked so that I would spend more of my own money once I lost. Fuck them.
So I'm playing the .10 .25 blinds and get dealt pocket aces. I raises like ten bucks and some dude calls. I forget the flop, fuck the flop, but he has a gutted straight draw against my pockets. I bet another ten he calls. Hit's his fucking straight at the turn. I didn't know this, went all in and lost. He called huge raises with 78 preflop. Fucking fuck off.
Now as if this wasn't bad enough, I move to a higher table to try and win it back. After a couple hands I get dealt pocket kings. Now I am so on tilt, that I raise all in preflop. One person calls me with a god damn jew killing Ace 4 off suit. Hits an ace on the flop and wins. There went my bankroll.
I turned that original 50 I was given into 117 dollars and then got some mean badbeats. Worst fucking pokersite in the world. And that is all I have to say about that.
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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-25 00:03:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll be blunt. I hate you. In an I love you way.
Submitted by myexstaintstain (user info) at 2006-04-22 07:46:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It was free money though. Hah I win again.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-21 15:26:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im okay with being a fag.
isn't like I'm out any money because of it.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-21 15:18:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
only fags play online poker - get out of your basement for a change
Submitted by myexstaintstain (user info) at 2006-04-21 13:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Almost forgot, the 78 WAS infact offsuited. 7 spades and 8 of diamonds now that you mention it.
Submitted by myexstaintstain (user info) at 2006-04-21 13:38:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
consider yourself lucky since it seems you have yet to figure out why certain people can, and will chase you in LIMIT games
you need to understand the different dynamics concerning limit games vs no-limit games
It was a no limit game. I meant the limits as in what blinds costs and the amount I was betting. And I have had alot of suckouts on such pokersites like this where I thought I was getting cheated a bit. I posted this to see if anyone would agree, instead I get the best of the best apparently from WSOP pros telling me how it is. Fucking dolts. Most of you guys are fags. Badassmofo, now that you mention it that does seem quite right. Let me know if you wish to get a heads up game on a site sometime. Peace out all.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-21 11:05:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck at poker AND Uber???
On a side note, I got killed last night in the game I host at my own fucking house.
That NEVER happens.
So I'm playing tonight in the next neighborhood over to get it all back, and then some.
You're not invited, assjockey.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:57:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who gives a fuck?
Submitted by TheCrystalShip (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:40:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No, you just suck. I have made $3,000 from PP.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would love to get called by Ax with KK all day long.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-21 09:24:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-21 08:32:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
so...you lost free money?
Jesus H Christ man, its not as though it was your baby's milk money!
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-04-21 08:02:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stay off the .10/,25 tables, genius. No wonder you're getting drawn out. You're playing against senile old men and preteens who pop wood when they see an ace.
Play somewhere around $5/10 or $10/20 and the play becomes more true.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-21 07:48:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The problem here is that you are playing online. When playing online, specifically not playing in a tournament that costs a bit of cash to play in, you are playing everyone from the good players to the fist timers. People who don't know how to play Poker are the most dangerous ones when you play online (not getting to stare them in the eye) and you're playing limit Poker (would he/she have stayed in the game if you came over top of the 10$ bet with a 100$ bet...doubtful). The problem with people that don't know how to play is they will ride out crap until the turn or river because they don't know better thus sitting with pocket Kings and they will ride out the ACE and bang one comes on the flop. tThey didn't know any better and to compound it now they think they made the right choice.
besides all of that you sound like an aggresive player, I wouldn't tell you that if we were playing heads up and face to face, but you do and thus would make it very easy for me to pick you apart. It's ok to play aggressive you just can't let everyone know you are doing it.
Submitted by jojo747 (user info) at 2006-04-21 07:10:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
boo
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-21 05:16:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by unknown9 (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:56:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
what the hell is the deal with quoting me?
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Good question, you have the most unimaginative reviews evar
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-04-21 04:48:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Here is some great poker advice. Don't bet if you when you lose you are going to cry like an ickle girl who has lost her favourite Barbie doll.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-04-21 04:40:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
huh?
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-04-21 04:30:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
soo.. tell me which site you play at ?
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-04-21 04:10:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:39:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
65% 70%
i say tomato, you say tomato.
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tomatoe :)
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-04-21 03:40:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
consider yourself lucky since it seems you have yet to figure out why certain people can, and will chase you in LIMIT games
you need to understand the different dynamics concerning limit games vs no-limit games
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-21 03:31:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
AND (and this one is the big part) you fail to admit that that is the EXACT type of play you want when you play against people. Every single time you got what you wanted in a call.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-21 03:31:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by myexstaintstain (user info) at 2006-04-21 03:26:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
The point that I am trying to make, apparently lost on all you poker geniasses, is that how do you call such huge bets with nothing more then one overcard, or, a connected hand?10 bucks preflop with 78 for the limits that were being played is quiete stupid. And then paying another ten bucks for a gutted straight draw. The odds of hitting that are pretty low, but as with most online poker sites, they are more partial to the straights and flushes. I make a huge bet on pocket kings and I get a caller with Ace rag? What kind of an asshole calls a huge bet like that with an Ace and a 4? Obviously, most of you dumb fucks did a quick yahoo search and wound up saying nothing more then how much u each suck and surprisingly, no good advice came from you rejects.
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Blah blah blah.
My advice, right here: don't play poker, or post here, ever again. You suck at both.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-21 03:30:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and you failed to mention if his 7 8 were suited.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-21 03:29:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The kind of asshole who can recognize when you are on tilt.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-21 03:29:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and your penny ante shit is nowhere near a bad beat
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-21 03:28:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're completely right.
which is why you are out money right now.
Submitted by myexstaintstain (user info) at 2006-04-21 03:26:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The point that I am trying to make, apparently lost on all you poker geniasses, is that how do you call such huge bets with nothing more then one overcard, or, a connected hand?10 bucks preflop with 78 for the limits that were being played is quiete stupid. And then paying another ten bucks for a gutted straight draw. The odds of hitting that are pretty low, but as with most online poker sites, they are more partial to the straights and flushes. I make a huge bet on pocket kings and I get a caller with Ace rag? What kind of an asshole calls a huge bet like that with an Ace and a 4? Obviously, most of you dumb fucks did a quick yahoo search and wound up saying nothing more then how much u each suck and surprisingly, no good advice came from you rejects.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-04-21 03:26:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow. Seriously harsh dude. I feel your pain.
Maybe you should buy a book on TOUGH SHIT, I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT HOW BAD YOU ARE AT POKER
Then you'd feel my pain. It would be a bonding exercise.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-04-21 03:18:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
.25 cent big blind.
10 dollar bet. Nurr.
Submitted by Recalcitrant (user info) at 2006-04-21 03:06:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i challenge any of you douche bags to a heads up game for 100 bucks on either party poker or pokerstars. I'll bet none of you can even understand how shitty those beats were.
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Your fault for relying on pocket aces and assuming you have game, as well as not seeing the straight. Same with pocket kings. This is what happens when you watch the highlights of poker on ESPN and think you know how to play the game.
Submitted by unknown9 (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:56:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what the hell is the deal with quoting me?
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:55:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:54:02 (#)
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Submitted by unknown9 (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:52:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
wow
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BOOOOOOOO
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I agree, this post is officially boring now.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I should really be in bed but I'm trying to combine about seven different technologies so I can play StrongBad emails on my car's dvd navigation system.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:54:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by unknown9 (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:52:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
wow
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BOOOOOOOO
Submitted by unknown9 (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:52:37 EDT (#)
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wow
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:50:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Err I meant running inside cards or running 5s. Sleepy.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:49:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You whiny cunt... I got knocked out at the final table of a gigantic tournament on Bodog by a douchebag who drew TWO INSIDE CARDS on the turn and river to complete a straight when I not only had him dominated AJ to A 5 but actually also paired my jack on the flop. He literally had to catch those running inside cards or a running inside straight to win.
Unlike your crybaby ass, finishing in 7th place instead of higher cost me nearly a thousand dollars a seat.
So... shut up.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:45:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
really what the problem is you were playing those small blinds tables and then making raises that were 40 times the big blind. Should have made your pre-flop bet somewhere around $2-$3 in order to minimize your losses. and you should have been afraid of that flop with him calling your 40X big blind bet.
1. you weren't in position
2. you put all your faith in a high pair
3. you suck at poker, and probably at life.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:41:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1) OHES NOES FAMILY INSULT! You're like AJ, and that's not a good thing.
2) This could very well be worst ever. Sad.
3) I'm pretty sure the others have already showed you how dumb-ass your betting structure was, so I won't even get into it.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:41:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hit a royal flush in spades two weeks ago at my saturday night game. Couldn't quite take this guy who had kings full of tens. I guess all in on the river was too much for him, and he layed down a really good hand.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:39:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
that doesn't really translate in print all that well.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:39:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
65% 70%
i say tomato, you say tomato.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:34:06 EDT (#)
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78 is one of the best starting hands in hold'em...ill take them over most pockets any day.
And then you just blew it with the KK v. A4 bitching. KK only has 70% odds preflop because of the Ace.
I once lost a full house off the flop to a running straight flush.
shit happens.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:32:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:31:08 (#)
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this is the worst post ever.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:31:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by myexstaintstain (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:22:29 (#)
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i challenge any of you douche bags to a heads up game for 100 bucks on either party poker or pokerstars. I'll bet none of you can even understand how shitty those beats were.
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It doesn't matter if they understand or not. It won't change the fact that no one cares.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:31:08 EDT (#)
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this is the worst post ever.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:30:51 EDT (#)
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Professor, poker is a combonation of luck and skill.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:30:18 EDT (#)
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"I'll bet none of you can even understand how shitty those beats were."
judging by your mad betting skillz I'd put my money on understanding.
you understand your KK was only 65% to win with that over card. Pretty weak all-in pre flop odds when someone has your chips covered.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:28:39 EDT (#)
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Poker is just fucking luck, I hate how people go on like it's a skill. Card counting is a skill.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:22:45 EDT (#)
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Plus 2'ng you doesn't do anything dickweed.
Submitted by myexstaintstain (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:22:29 EDT (#)
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i challenge any of you douche bags to a heads up game for 100 bucks on either party poker or pokerstars. I'll bet none of you can even understand how shitty those beats were.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
tell my family I said hello.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:21:00 EDT (#)
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thanks
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:17:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear Ubersite,
I'm shit at poker.
Love,
Some whiny cunt.
Submitted by myexstaintstain (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:17:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i suck hard on your dads cock and mothers tits as your brother rails me in the ass
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:15:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow...
You sure suck.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:10:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nope
Submitted by myexstaintstain (user info) at 2006-04-21 01:54:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...would be to say something.
Submitted by myexstaintstain (user info) at 2006-04-21 01:53:43 EDT (#)
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the least you cock suckers could do....
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-21 01:53:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
darko, should I even engage this dude in a conversation about the game?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-04-21 01:49:02 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-21 01:48:10 EDT (#)
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No Comment