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Oop, missed my uberversary (no real content) (513 hits)

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Rating: 1.3 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Sinna (View user info) at 2006-04-21 09:23:14 EDT


Not that anyone really knows who I am, or much cares, but I figured an uberversary post was the right thing to.

Couldn't really tell you why.



I've been here a whole year and managed to put out all of twelve shitty posts, five of which were the same one.
One whole post a month. W00t, go me.

In the time I've been here, about eight and a half thousand people have registered. That's about twenty people a day!
They can't all be alters, unless Method's been taking alter 'roids.
Where the fuck are they all coming from? Where the fuck have they all gone? Who the fuck cares? Don't find out next episode.

I can only apologise for wasting the thirty seconds of your life you put aside to read this. You'll never have it back again, but that's what you get for clicking on something that clearly states 'no content'.








...and when did Bart start doing Uber jewellery?


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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-14 13:59:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

thank you for this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89160#2021157
I needed the laugh :-D

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-25 13:43:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

1.5 on 22? what the fuck is wrong with everybody?

Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-04-25 13:36:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:40:11 (#)
Ranking: -2

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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What, not even a shit-heel?

Submitted by Scy_fy_junkie (user info) at 2006-04-21 15:43:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:29:42 (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:42:29 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-04-21 09:50:34 (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm a dude
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Wha???

*puts clothes back on*

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Ohhhhhhhhhhhh. Now I'm confused.
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Me too. I was under the impression she would fuck anything with half a heartbeat.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:49:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"They can't all be alters, unless Method's been taking alter 'roids."

HAHAHA!!!!!!!!

post more!!!!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:40:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:42:29 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-04-21 09:50:34 (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm a dude
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Wha???

*puts clothes back on*

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Ohhhhhhhhhhhh. Now I'm confused.

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:42:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-04-21 09:50:34 (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm a dude
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Wha???

*puts clothes back on*

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:31:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah I keep missing my own uberversaries until months later.

Since I've been here about 1600 people have joined - mad..

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:12:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

13 posts in a year?
Impressive.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-21 09:54:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-04-21 09:50:34 (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm a dude, but I could take a trip oop north with a woman and a bottle of irn bru if you like.
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See, I thought Ghola was a dude.
I thought you were a chick.
I cannot judge gender, which explains a LOT actually...

Ill back in the land of Irn Bru soon anyways, back to sunny and stabby Glasgow

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-21 09:52:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-21 09:44:38 (#)
Ranking: 2

KEEP YOUR DAMN FILTHY HANDS OFF MY CAKE!

Its triple chocloate!

You think Im gonna just hand over TRIPLE choclolate?!!!

IM ARMED DAMMIT!
++++++++++++++++++++++
I fear no armed man, T TOM!

You have 1 hour to surrender your cake or actions will be taken!

Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-04-21 09:50:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm a dude, but I could take a trip oop north with a woman and a bottle of irn bru if you like.

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-04-21 09:49:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well happy belated Sinna, and you should post more...then maybe people would share their cake with you.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-21 09:49:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Do not tempt me woman!

Christ I love Irn Bru...

Irn Bru cake?
Now THERES an idea!

Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-04-21 09:47:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-21 09:44:38 (#)
Ranking: 2

KEEP YOUR DAMN FILTHY HANDS OFF MY CAKE!

Its triple chocloate!

You think Im gonna just hand over TRIPLE choclolate?!!!

IM ARMED DAMMIT!

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I'll trade you a slice for a bottle of Irn Bru.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-21 09:44:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

KEEP YOUR DAMN FILTHY HANDS OFF MY CAKE!

Its triple chocloate!

You think Im gonna just hand over TRIPLE choclolate?!!!

IM ARMED DAMMIT!

Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-04-21 09:43:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-21 09:28:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

Post more.

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I mean to, it's just finding the time and energy.


...and talent.

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-21 09:43:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

STOP MAKING SO MANY DAMNED POSTS

Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-04-21 09:41:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-21 09:34:44 (#)
Ranking: 2

Post less

Wait, what?

Happy Uberversary! I have cake at my house, you want cake?

Tough, its mine!

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Sniff sniff...

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-21 09:37:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-21 09:34:44 (#)
Ranking: 2

Post less

Wait, what?

Happy Uberversary! I have cake at my house, you want cake?

Tough, its mine!
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You will relinquish your cake to me!

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-21 09:36:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-21 09:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Post less

Wait, what?

Happy Uberversary! I have cake at my house, you want cake?

Tough, its mine!

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-21 09:28:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Post more.


Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and
musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called `City
Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about
`What's to be done with this Homer Simpson"'

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Rival