Just Shut Up And Cut It! (494 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.43 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by GoldPlatedOrange <jimmyd274.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-04-21 10:27:43 EDT
Now I know there seems to be some weird thing about posting more than once in a day but fuck it, this really pisses me off!
After my morning post I decided to move my lazy ass and take a walk up the street to go get my hair cut. I loathe getting my hair cut. It's fairly simple..... I come into the shop with my hair in a mess and I give the scissor jockey a modest amount of money in exchange for a ten minute encounter with a number 2/3 clipper. I don't want to discuss my private life, my opinion on sport, and I'm damned if I will discuss politics with people holding sharp objects.
I have an idea for a business. A walk-in barbershop with customer controlled big plasma screens above the mirrors, and small speakers implanted in the back of the chairs. The staff would be hired on their ability to cut hair and keep their conversation to matters of customer service. For those awkward moments where the hairdresser had to interrupt the view of the screen, a generous display of cleavage would compensate nicely. No nonsense about 'where are you going for your holidays', 'where do you work', or 'so how will the [insert local team here] go this week?'
No tedious appointments, no over-priced coffee, no mincing men with ponytails[why should I trust a barber who can't get his own hair right?], just a big padded bench with a good view of the big screens, a couple of comfortable barber chairs that adjust enough to handle tall guys and a good pile of blokey magazines if you choose to join the queue for a good quiet haircut. Anyone else want to share the bench?
User Reviews
Submitted by GoldPlatedOrange (user info) at 2006-05-26 13:47:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't know it was a rule, I just thought it was frowned upon, yes, I am a noob
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-21 16:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There should be a power -2, like for people who know the one-post-per-day courtesy and STILL break it.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-21 16:09:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Rules of Uber
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55488
Submitted by unknown9 (user info) at 2006-04-21 15:32:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How else will these angry little children get their anger out unless if they post incoherent -2 insults all day long?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:40:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
EAT SHIT
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:39:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-21 11:11:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, Don't post on Mondays, Wednesdays or Fridays and Über is closed on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Feel free to post on the weekends though, because nobody is around to care.
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I'm stealing that. Mine now.
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:27:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:35:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
if you switch 'barber shope' with Gay Gloryhole Shop and 'haircut' with Getting your dick sucked by some fat black dude, it think this story still rings true for you
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I laughed so hard at this review that coffee came out my nose and my boss laughed his ass of at me.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-04-21 12:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah; thanks for pushing decent posts off the first page you asshat.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-21 11:43:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Spell check (sympathy)
Use capitals
Make it interesting
One per day
That is all.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-21 11:11:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, Don't post on Mondays, Wednesdays or Fridays and Über is closed on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Feel free to post on the weekends though, because nobody is around to care.
Submitted by GoldPlatedOrange (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:57:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Woohooo, simpathy +2, my mistake for breaking a rule which is so clearly stated throughout the site.... On a serious note, any more 'rules' I should know about before you guys -2 my ass to hell? Be nice, help a noob out...
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Its an easy mistake for a n00b... have a +2
Submitted by GoldPlatedOrange (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:51:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OK, I'll keep that in mind :| Anyway I gotta leave my house today I got work but don't worry, fuck all interesting happens so I won't be posting again today. Jeez -2 flame or what... :'(
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:48:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And unless you get an error in submission (forgot attachment, formatting fucked up), don't do reposts either. Those will get flamed too.
Just trying to be helpful. STFU noob. Welcome to Uber.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The "weird thing" is this: your first post, which was somewhat good, got kicked off the front page when you posted this crap.
So you posted your first one, left your house for two hours and thought you had some good material for another post? Please don't leave your house again today.
Submitted by GoldPlatedOrange (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:46:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OK then, gimmie 24 hours and I'll re-post....
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:39:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:38:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:29:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
"Some weird thing"???
Yes, as in ONLY POST ONCE A DAY YOU STUPID FUCK!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:35:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
if you switch 'barber shope' with Gay Gloryhole Shop and 'haircut' with Getting your dick sucked by some fat black dude, it think this story still rings true for you
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
it exists... it's called Sports Clips.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:31:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*sigh*
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:29:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Some weird thing"???
Yes, as in ONLY POST ONCE A DAY YOU STUPID FUCK!