Jamie (2521 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.95 on 54 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by MickGinny (View user info) at 2006-04-21 10:41:03 EDT
A few months back my oldest daughter came to me and my wife with a request to take in a girl who had no family to turn to and who was living with a family that was not working out. I did not ask what the actual problems were because from my experience these type of things are usually attributed to mutual blame. So I answered her request with a resounding no. I explained that I would not allow someone to disturb the relative harmony of our home.
Usually my daughter accepts my decisions however she was insistent that I take time to consider my answer she brought the subject up everyday and pleaded with me just to meet her before saying no. To satisfy her I agreed to meet her although I had no intention of changing my mind
When I met Jamie I was instantly sold. She was so sweet and cute. My fatherly instincts would not allow me to say no. It was apparent that the people at the last place she lived must have been way more to blame than their 50% because Jamie has been a joy to live with.
Jamie's schedule and mine are quite similar as opposed to the rest of my family who have obscenely different schedules than Jamie and I. So we would find ourselves bouncing around the house at the same time. And as it turns out, we have a lot of the same interests.
When I would go hiking I would invite her to come along and we would have a great time. She loves to go to baseball and softball games. She likes to go fishing, We even like the same beer
I have to admit that over these short few months I have fallen for this girl. We are inseparable although our relationship is similar to a father daughter bond, people give us strange looks when they see us together> a lot of the looks are quite discernable; "what is that cute little girl doing with that beast?" I have to admit we do make an odd couple but people can be quite judgmental based on looks.
Eventually the closeness Jamie and I developed became apparent to the rest of the house. My kids would tease me but my wife didn't joke about it at all. She was obviously jealous even though she knows me well enough to be certain in her mind that there is no way that Jamie could threaten her place in my heart. But women are quite protective and territorial. She started questioning me on every aspect of my relationship with Jamie. When she would call me in the truck, she wanted to know why I found it necessary to have Jamie tag along with me on bids. When I would pick her up for lunch she would give a disapproving glare that Jamie was with me and joining us for lunch.
I tried to explain to her that I felt kind of silly leaving her alone at home when I knew she had nothing to do. I was just being polite when I asked her if she would like to tag along. Admittedly We have become thick as thieves. It seems that we are always together.
Jamie is such an endearing young lady that my wives jealousy could not prevent her from becoming close to her as well. Despite her jealousy my wife knows that Jamie needs a father figure in her life she needs someone to lean on someone to count on and despite my numerous shortcomings and character flaws I try really hard everyday to be a good dad.
Despite Jamie's endearing qualities and the beneficial addition she has made to our home she was keeping a secret from us all along. When the tell tale signs began to appear that she may be pregnant I confronted her with it but she would not answer me with a yes or a no. at this point I was becoming angry about the whole situation and I insisted that she accompany me to a doctor visit. I called the last family she was living with to ask if they knew of any suitors that may have been calling on her but they claimed they were unaware if she was seeing anyone.
After the doctor visit my concerns were realized. She was indeed pregnant. Not only pregnant but quite late in pregnancy. Two weeks ago Jamie gave birth to octuplets.
MickGinny
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User Reviews
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-04 13:18:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha, now your old posts are being dredged up. I believe I enjoyed this the first time.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-12-04 12:52:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice save. I was waiting for the punchline that involved pedophelia and/or a ritual killing.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-04 12:38:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YES
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-04-27 13:39:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you rang m'lud?
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-04-27 13:29:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-04-21 12:10:55 (#)
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Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-04-21 11:24:21 (#)
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Whoa nice Casio bro, is that a 97 model? The calculator function is fucking rad huh
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It happens to be a timex ironman. but the brand means jack shit to me. I am a utilitarian kind of guy I want a watch that tells time. I would be wearing a casio if my wife and kids had not bought me this $50 watch which I considered too much. you see, I wouldn't spend more than $10 on a watch because I don't need a label to identify myself or impress snotnose materialistic jack asses like yourself I just want the correct time. Silly aint it.
I buy my clothes at thrift stores too. I make sure that there are no designer labels plastered across the chest because again I am not concerned with what other people think of my clothes. You may not believe this but I am more concerned with how my clothes fit and protect me from the elements. I know it's a crazy but that's my main objective.
eat a label and enjoy... fuckface.
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pure awesome.
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2006-04-27 13:18:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't know you were black.
When are you going to confront your family about the truth?
"premature"...phfft
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2006-04-26 01:13:05 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-04-23 09:32:03 EDT (#)
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awwww!
Beneath your toughness you have a heart of gold.
I won't tell anyone! ;)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-21 21:41:17 EDT (#)
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I knew this was the dog because of the name my dog post.
Still was a great read.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-21 21:32:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-04-21 21:28:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-04-21 12:10:55 (#)
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You may not believe this but I am more concerned with how my clothes fit and protect me from the elements. I know it's a crazy but that's my main objective.
eat a label and enjoy... fuckface.
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Werd.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-04-21 17:39:45 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-04-21 16:26:10 EDT (#)
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sweet.
for a dog who doesn't like "the coloreds" her pups sure look quite dark.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-04-21 15:18:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-21 15:16:54 EDT (#)
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Love that first picture.
It's like she's looking at you thinking, "You're gonna put this on that damn website, aren't you?"
It's also too bad you didn't actually get to have a torrid affair with an underage girl...
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:14:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:11:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-04-21 13:35:48 EDT (#)
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nice read!!!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-04-21 12:40:29 EDT (#)
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The beer comment gave it away ohyesitdid.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-04-21 12:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cute.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-04-21 12:10:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-04-21 11:24:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
Whoa nice Casio bro, is that a 97 model? The calculator function is fucking rad huh
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It happens to be a timex ironman. but the brand means jack shit to me. I am a utilitarian kind of guy I want a watch that tells time. I would be wearing a casio if my wife and kids had not bought me this $50 watch which I considered too much. you see, I wouldn't spend more than $10 on a watch because I don't need a label to identify myself or impress snotnose materialistic jack asses like yourself I just want the correct time. Silly aint it.
I buy my clothes at thrift stores too. I make sure that there are no designer labels plastered across the chest because again I am not concerned with what other people think of my clothes. You may not believe this but I am more concerned with how my clothes fit and protect me from the elements. I know it's a crazy but that's my main objective.
eat a label and enjoy... fuckface.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-21 11:54:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto dog sex +2
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-21 11:49:30 EDT (#)
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looks like somebody drew on your forearm with some wicked crayola markers. you should probably scrub that off asap.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-21 11:40:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-21 11:03:00 (#)
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Everybody, this is Ted and Annette Fleming. Ted has a small carpet cleaning business in receivership. Annette's drawing a salary from a deferred bonus from two years ago. They got 15,000 left on the house at 8%. So they are OK! Anybody wanna play Parcheesi? Okay, who brought the dog?
"Who are you guys?"...
"We're the GhostBusters..."
"Who does your taxes?"
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-04-21 11:39:52 EDT (#)
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Pets auto +2
So damn cute.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-04-21 11:34:27 EDT (#)
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and the whole time I was reading this I thought you were a horrific child molestor, turns out you're just a petty dog rapist
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-04-21 11:27:31 EDT (#)
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hahaha
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-04-21 11:24:21 EDT (#)
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Whoa nice Casio bro, is that a 97 model? The calculator function is fucking rad huh
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-04-21 11:17:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-21 11:06:54 (#)
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Did you have to help birth the puppies or did she do it herself?
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well, I did "help" but afer the first few I realized that I was not really needed. But I stuck around for moral support anyway. I did cut most of their umbilical cords and tore a few of the sacks open.
It reminded me of the Ork embryo scenes from LOTR.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-21 11:12:48 EDT (#)
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"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"
(girlspeak for "adorable! Can I please keep one, daddy?")
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-04-21 11:09:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-21 11:01:50 (#)
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That one picture of her with the babies - looks like she's saying "If you come near any of them, I'll rip your fucking throat out, fat man"
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Oh holy fuck, that cracked me up!
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-04-21 11:09:13 EDT (#)
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Proof that even ugly things produce attractive offspring.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-21 11:08:16 EDT (#)
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you look like you have soft hands
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-21 11:06:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you have to help birth the puppies or did she do it herself?
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-04-21 11:05:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-04-21 11:05:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:57:42 (#)
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Looks as though she does, in fact, love the "coloreds."
AHAHAHAHAHA!! lass, we have been making various jokes about that since they were born.
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:57:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh! So cute! is she a puggle? i want one too.
she is a jackapug. anyone who wants one and who is willing to cover the cost of vaccination transport and a small handling fee can email me. mickginny.at.gmail.com
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-04-21 11:04:49 EDT (#)
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I guess I'm just mean for not giving a plus two so have it and put those puppies away!
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-04-21 11:03:21 EDT (#)
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that last puppy pic is so cute, i want to eat it.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-21 11:03:00 EDT (#)
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Everybody, this is Ted and Annette Fleming. Ted has a small carpet cleaning business in receivership. Annette's drawing a salary from a deferred bonus from two years ago. They got 15,000 left on the house at 8%. So they are OK! Anybody wanna play Parcheesi? Okay, who brought the dog?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-21 11:01:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That one picture of her with the babies - looks like she's saying "If you come near any of them, I'll rip your fucking throat out, fat man"
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:57:55 EDT (#)
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Auto dog +2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:57:42 EDT (#)
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Looks as though she does, in fact, love the "coloreds."
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:57:16 EDT (#)
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Oh! So cute! is she a puggle? i want one too.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:55:12 EDT (#)
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NICE.
I was totally ready to tell you you're lying yourself and you just wanna bang Jaime.
...now I feel a little sick.
*erp*
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:52:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:50:24 (#)
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i want one. can i have one?
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Most certainly you may have one. In fact you can have eight.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:50:24 EDT (#)
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i want one. can i have one?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:48:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:45:24 (#)
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at first when i read this, poison ivy the movie came to mind. and then i see the little puppies! CUTE! black ones though, huh?
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i think all Pugs are born black
should have left out the beer bit Mick...that gave away too much.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:46:20 EDT (#)
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Good story, but I caught onto it being a dog pretty early in.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:45:30 EDT (#)
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OOH how ADORABLE.
I want one!
And y'know I honestly didn't see that coming. well written.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:45:24 EDT (#)
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at first when i read this, poison ivy the movie came to mind. and then i see the little puppies! CUTE! black ones though, huh?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:45:11 EDT (#)
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so are you the father?
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:44:47 EDT (#)
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Had me going for a minute.
Cute doggies.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:43:56 EDT (#)
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Fuck. And I was ready to leave my customary -2 and be on my merry way.
I love doggies.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2006-04-21 10:43:56 EDT (#)
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You big softee.