The fun I have at work. (456 hits)
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Submitted by myexstaintstain (View user info) at 2006-04-21 13:51:50 EDT
I work as a delievry driver for a local sandwich shop in my city. This establishment does very decent for deliveries, so in turn I make tons of money in tips. Also, I am extremely good at navigating the city and getting the many deliveries out to peoples houses very quickly. Due to my l33tness in driving, I am allowed to get away with many a things at my job.]
I think every job must have at least one pain in the ass supervisor. Mine sure does. Anyways, after a 20 minutes stay on the crapper, I was heading to go ahead and wash my hands. Said pain in the ass manager was making a vain attempt at racking on me for being in the shitter so long. So I did the only thing I could. Right in front of the store manager, who is a good friend of mine, I stuck my fingers right up to this pain's nose and told her "smell my fingers". This illicited a raucous laughter from the store manager, and a flipping out bitch style reaction to the bitch I did it to. Hahaha that really made my day.
Since I am pretty damn cool with the boss of my place, I can get away with leaving for an hour on just one delivery. I have taken this to an extreme level of slacking off. The other day, I headed to a "friend with benefits" house to get some ass while on the clock at my place. When I returned with a look of supreme satisfaction, one of my bosses wanted to know what the hell took me so long. I simply stated that I rock, and left it at that. That was all that was needed to be said, it's all I ever need to say in such situations. Being a delivery driver rocks when you make good money and get to fuck off so damn much.
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Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-05-29 05:40:48 EDT (#)
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Twat
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-25 00:03:37 EDT (#)
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I'll be blunt. I hate you. In an I love you way.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-21 15:36:20 EDT (#)
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YOU'RE MY HERO
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-21 15:31:13 EDT (#)
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trust me, you will stay THAT uncool. alter
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-21 15:22:50 EDT (#)
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DELIVER MY SEMEN TO YOUR FACE
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-21 15:19:38 EDT (#)
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brad linzy's new alter
Submitted by myexstaintstain (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:43:45 EDT (#)
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Finally, a reply I can actually use. Thank you Berty. And as for you retrospect, I didn't stick them up her nose, just poised them several inches from her. What are you an asshole or something? How are you going to tell me that I didn't? Dipshit. And if being awesome at 24 includes wearing a star trek onezy as you parade around you apartment (parent's basement) with all of your fellow trekky friends, banging the fat guy in the ass who dresses up like Spock, while all your friend's have a jerk circle around your sister's panties, I hope to remain this uncool.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:31:04 EDT (#)
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I must say this post wasn't that bad. Don't get me wrong, it wasn't good but it certainly wasn't that bad.
You just come across as a bit of a conceited prick. Try being more humble. Also respect must be earnt.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:30:44 EDT (#)
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when i was 20 years old, i was WAY more awesome than you. and when you are 24, like i am now, you will be nowhere near as awesome as me. i mean shit, you want people to believe that you stuck your grubby little fingers up a boss' nose? you didn't do that, and the fact that you think doing that is cool, is NOT cool.
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:30:11 EDT (#)
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George Micheal?
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:28:10 EDT (#)
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You write like you're 16.
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:24:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-21 13:53:36 (#)
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Why am I not surprised at your line of work, Rockefeller?
Submitted by myexstaintstain (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:23:55 EDT (#)
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Im 20 years old and currently going to college to major in networking engineering. Man you people are pricks here. God I love it.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:23:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:21:44 (#)
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you're the guy mothers point to when saying to their kids "you don't want to turn out like him do you?"
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HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:21:44 EDT (#)
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you're the guy mothers point to when saying to their kids "you don't want to turn out like him do you?"
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:20:00 EDT (#)
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I think I've read this here before. Or something very similar.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:19:33 EDT (#)
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god i hope you're still in highschool or something. it would be extremely depressing to acknowledge you might be an adult with such "mad skillz."
Submitted by TheCrystalShip (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:19:12 EDT (#)
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Good enough for me.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:17:01 EDT (#)
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all the supervisors at my job are awesome. and i dont believe anything you said, except that you are a pizza boy.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:06:32 EDT (#)
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I was a delivery driver once.
When I was 17.
And I made mad tips cuz I was a pizza delivery chick.
Now I have a real job.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-04-21 13:58:39 EDT (#)
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If you drive as well as you play poker, you're fucked.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-21 13:56:39 EDT (#)
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They let people like you drive?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-21 13:54:07 EDT (#)
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Shut up, jizzguzzler.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-21 13:53:48 EDT (#)
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When will thye learn not to double post?
And did I see a repost in your profile??
Who the hell do you think you are?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-21 13:53:36 EDT (#)
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Why am I not surprised at your line of work, Rockefeller?