Why are a majority of Uber users such assholes? (491 hits)
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Submitted by myexstaintstain (View user info) at 2006-04-21 14:27:09 EDT
Like the topic says, why? I finally get a screen name on here, I post a stupid story and about some bad beats on partypoker, and most of you cock suckers -2 me as if you are so much better then me. Most of you are not worthy to lick the cum out of my belly button after i blow a mean load all over my belly over horse sex movies that I downloaded on limewire.
So why then Uber are you guys such jerkoffs...why?!?!?
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Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-05-29 05:46:56 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-25 00:03:50 EDT (#)
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I'll be blunt. I hate you. In an I love you way.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-24 06:44:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:33:31 (#)
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Word to the wise; big boys don't cry while their masturbating.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-04-24 06:38:42 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/86093
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-04-24 06:21:15 EDT (#)
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You just suck.
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-04-22 06:43:23 EDT (#)
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You'd think lurkers would occassionally realise that shit like this *always* gets a -2.
Submitted by myexstaintstain (user info) at 2006-04-22 06:22:28 EDT (#)
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Hehehe I love all you guys. Yeah I lurked around for a bit and I find the -2die replies the funniest. Ok when I create my next post, I'll try using something funny presented in a funny, non-asshole-like way. Thanks all *giggling still*
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-04-21 23:05:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:35:17 (#)
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"before WE let you in."
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Says user # 22688.
Submitted by Evil_Morg (user info) at 2006-04-21 21:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
hahahaha...
ahh
thats why.
Submitted by secret_of_nimh (user info) at 2006-04-21 20:53:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Next time try a sock.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-04-21 17:41:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
-2 for getting fed up. Its about patience dude. although, +4 for saying "mean load". Haha, that made me laugh like nothing should.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-21 17:40:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A title like that is a terrible way to begin your post.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-04-21 17:40:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Because we can be.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-04-21 17:23:18 EDT (#)
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Your posts inspire in many of us creative ways to package the -2Die. The polite dismissal, the vitriolic onslaught, the high-brow subtle insult, the blatant beratement, and the list goes on.
Notice that these responses are only stacks in a single wing of the library.
Notice that the only inpiration you provide is for a version of the -2Die.
Wake up and notice.
Submitted by Scy_fy_junkie (user info) at 2006-04-21 15:33:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your ass is the reason my cock tastes like AIDS
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-04-21 15:20:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your dad came all over my face and i made your maternal grandma lick it off.
she hates your dad but loves bukkake.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-21 15:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
because you're still writing.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-21 15:08:31 EDT (#)
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This isnt a site for sprites, bitch
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:57:42 EDT (#)
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...because we have to deal with the stupidest fucks on the planet
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:56:35 EDT (#)
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I blame George Bush.
Submitted by myexstaintstain (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:54:21 EDT (#)
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Uh-huh 2 is right. Get off all over my ass loving it big boy.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This n00b has a fucking LABEL? http://www.ubersite.com/u/myexstaintstain/l/spt .
That means either 1) alter, or 2) SuperN00b. If 2) I. LOVE. IT.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
butthead
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:49:49 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry, I'd really like -2 this because of the numerous reasons posted below but I found this quite funny.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:47:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:41:23 (#)
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Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:35:17 (#)
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It could have something to do with the fact that:
1. You've posted 6 times in 3 days
2. Each post has sucked
3. You've been somewhat disrespectful to a community that has been together for a while - you need to expect a little ribbing before we let you in.
Assuming, that is, that you're not someone's shitty fucking alter - your posts are certainly contrived enough...
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Did you not even lurk around a little bit to see what type of posts go over well? 'Cause if you did, and you still posted the shit that you have, then you're going to get more of the same.
I.e., you probably could have presented the same material that you have, in a better way, and you wouldn't have gotten flamed.
Also, you suck so far. Let's try and make it 10 posts in a day shall we?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:45:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:44:40 EDT (#)
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Y HALO THAR DUMFUCKS!!!
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:42:49 EDT (#)
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Most of you are not worthy to lick the cum out of my belly button after i blow a mean load all over my belly over horse sex movies that I downloaded on limewire.
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Get a fucking life.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:41:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:35:17 (#)
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It could have something to do with the fact that:
1. You've posted 6 times in 3 days
2. Each post has sucked
3. You've been somewhat disrespectful to a community that has been together for a while - you need to expect a little ribbing before we let you in.
Assuming, that is, that you're not someone's shitty fucking alter - your posts are certainly contrived enough...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So why then Uber are you guys such jerkoffs...why?!?!?
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Because it amuses us to be so, N00by McN00berstein!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:39:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You've got a lot of promise around here.
Keep it up.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:35:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It could have something to do with the fact that:
1. You've posted 6 times in 3 days
2. Each post has sucked
3. You've been somewhat disrespectful to a community that has been together for a while - you need to expect a little ribbing before we let you in.
Assuming, that is, that you're not someone's shitty fucking alter - your posts are certainly contrived enough...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:33:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Word to the wise; big boys don't cry.
Submitted by myexstaintstain (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:33:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn Method you told me it'd be funny to post stupid things on this site for you yet you -2 me all day. This isn't fun dammit. But it does get me off. Douchewater tastes great, especially when it's from my sister while shes on the rag.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:32:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i'm an "asshole" because I FUCKING HATE STUPID PEOPLE. and by stupid people, i mean you.
what a whiney little bitch, "why are you guys so mean to me?" good god.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:31:14 EDT (#)
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EAT SEMEN
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:30:31 EDT (#)
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EAT DOUCHEWATER
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:29:50 EDT (#)
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becasue you suck the cock.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:29:27 EDT (#)
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EAT SHIT
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:28:32 EDT (#)
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I like you.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:28:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
EAT FUCK