More delivery driver stories starring your's trult (525 hits)
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Submitted by myexstaintstain (View user info) at 2006-04-21 14:52:34 EDT
Hello again Uber. Since my last delivery driver tales went down so well with you all, I thought I'd post some more for your reading pleasures.
The store that I work for is a chain. it has 2 others shops in my city. Every now and again, I'll sabatage the other stores. I'll call from my cell phone then place orders to places that don't exist. For example the following is an actual reenactment of how I did this:
Them: Hi delivery or pick up?
Me (in Arabic accent): Delivery
Them: What would you like?
Me: I need 47 large steak and cheese sandwiches. And Gimme 2 bottles of Pepsi
Them: Ok anything me?
Me: No
Ok so after this, I wait around in my car near the shop where I placed the order and wait for the driver to leave. As he is on his way, I follow him, find the perfect spot, and run his ass off the road. He ran right into a telephone pole and died. now that store is down a driver and who do they call to replace their fallen drivers hours? Me.
The End
~True story
Thanks for reading and +2 away:)
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Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-05-29 05:53:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-25 00:04:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll be blunt. I hate you. In an I love you way.
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-04-22 06:47:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by myexstaintstain (user info) at 2006-04-22 06:24:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
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When did that ever matter?
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Submitted by myexstaintstain (user info) at 2006-04-22 06:24:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Because, I am not an alter!
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-04-21 20:31:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
why has no one called shitty alter on this guy?
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-04-21 19:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh fuck
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-04-21 17:12:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How many times is it today that you've raped our intelligence with this bullshit? Two? Three? Regardless, you should have stopped when your brain did that tingly thing indicating the creation of a stupid thought. That way, we wouldn't have had to waste our time berating you for the moron that you are.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-21 16:47:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You make my head hurt...
Not that one, the dirty one...
And that's because I had a coworker kick me in the junk so I could forget this fucking post.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-04-21 16:23:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 away!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-21 15:55:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Feel that funny little tickle in your tummy? That's your daddy fisting your rectum!
Hear that wet, gurgling noise? That's the suction from all the blood gushing from your anus!
Smell that putrid, decaying stench of death? That's the scent of your bowls errupting feces onto poppa's hand!
Taste that acidic bile rise up in your throat? That's your stomach retching it's contents out thanks to your father's violation!
See that -2 that I placed above? Well that should be self-explanatory!
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-21 15:41:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHAHA 4 POSTZ IN 1 DAY HAHAHAHAHA
I want your mom to have my abortion.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-21 15:37:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You feel that sting, big boy, huh? That's pride FUCKIN' with you! You gotta fight through that shit!
Submitted by Scy_fy_junkie (user info) at 2006-04-21 15:29:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who reminds you stupid ass to breathe while you're typing?
Submitted by unknown9 (user info) at 2006-04-21 15:27:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Woah, more -2 die! (see why I don't post any new threads?)
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-21 15:26:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus Christ man...
Go away.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-21 15:23:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
EAT MORE TURDS OUT OF YOUR DAD'S ANUS
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-21 15:16:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
4th shitty story on the same die. congratulations this is my first use of this uberterm and i'm wasting the cherry on you...
-2DIE
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-04-21 15:06:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:47:33 (#)
Ranking: -1
...
Also, you suck so far. Let's try and make it 10 posts in a day shall we?
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Only 6 more to go!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-21 15:01:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
now i know where i remember you from, you're tom hanks from philadelphia and this is your music/fireside scene....good luck with the aids penislover
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:58:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yeah, cuz pizza boys are in such high demand that they try to woo you from your current pizza boy job after you kill theirs.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
one post per day, you stupid Norwegian fuck
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:56:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
this was just turned over to Homeland Sec. they'll be in touch soon.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:54:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So then, what happened to the steak and cheese sandwiches? I GOTTA KNOW!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:53:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You should have just been happy with the +2 I gave you.
Submitted by myexstaintstain (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:53:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn I fucked up the title, so excited I was about posting this. Meant for the end to say truly....