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Submitted by Doo( Über's sex news anchor)dles (View user info) at 2006-04-22 14:39:59 EDT


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Hello citizens of Über, welcome to another edition of WSTD Über's sex new show with your anchor Doodles. Tonight our main story Mother pimps out her underage daughters.

http://www.poughkeepsiejournal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060414/NEWS05/604140337/1009

NEW YORK — A woman who let her two underage daughters have sex with a wealthy Town of Poughkeepsie man for money pleaded guilty Thursday to endangering the welfare of a child.

The 38-year-old woman, in exchange for a sentence of 90 days in jail, admitted that when her daughters were young teens she let them have paid sex with James P. Colliton, 42, a lawyer formerly at the prestigious Manhattan firm of Cravath, Swaine & Moore.

Here's to you Mrs. I pimp out my kids to support my drug addiction. Shlongy, Method either of you hear about this yet?

The woman, whose name was withheld to protect her daughters' identities, also admitted one girl was just 13 when she began virtually living at Colliton's East 57th Street apartment in 2004. She said she knew the lawyer gave the girl large sums of money and bought her clothes.

Damn it I want to know the bitchs name, she is yet another one who needs to get a ruptured colon by way of anal horse sex. Hold up, you let your 13-year-old DAUGHTER practically live a man you don't know? You let him buy her cloths? You let him give her money? Circe I'm sorry but after hearing about this woman, you no longer are the worst mother ever. I meant that in the good way like my mom lets me smock crack and gives me money to buy porn kind of way Circe. Not the bad kind of way like my mother pimps me out to fat greasy men to support her crystal meth addiction.

Colliton had apparently been living a double life, spending weekdays at his Manhattan apartment and weekends at his large Spackenkill home with his wife and five children.

Do you fuck your own children too, you sick bastard? You, sir, don't deserve to die of anal horse sex, oh no I'm going to get a motherfucking elephant for you. And guess what? No lube bitch, you're taking it dry, I'll make sure of that.

The defendant, initially charged with promoting prostitution, could have been sentenced to up to 15 years in prison if convicted. The misdemeanor to which she pleaded guilty carries a maximum penalty of a year in jail.

So the prosecution accepted a plea deal? Goddamn lawyers are all going to burn in hell, unless they give me all their money because god loves me and I'll put in a good word for them (Teephphaphp... Yeah I can't spell the damned thing still this mean you).

"She's desperate to get out of jail," Damien said. "It's not a secret that she was very depressed and threatening to take her own life."

Oh on you can't commit suicide, I need to kill you just wait a few weeks and after I get done with the retards in Florida I'll kill you too, okay?

Hochhauser said at Colliton's arraignment he immediately "began a barrage of telephone calls and repeated efforts to stop these girls from making his involvement (with them) known.

"He offered them money and he gave them money," Hochhauser said. "He promised them things for lying to authorities."

<singsong voice> You're going to hell, ha-haha-haha-ha. You're a stupid Jew ha-haha-haha-ha. You're a pedophile you sick fuck ha-haha-haha-ha. </singsong voice>

This is Doodles, signing off.

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I like these Doodles, but by accepting this +2 you're agreeing to format these so I can scan through it first and be able to recognize and distinguish your comments from the article itself. Just an opinion. Keep it up.
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Suggestions in doing so would help then. I'm just saying.

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I like these Doodles, but by accepting this +2 you're agreeing to format these so I can scan through it first and be able to recognize and distinguish your comments from the article itself. Just an opinion. Keep it up.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-22 19:12:06 EDT (#)
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Argh where the fuck is everyone? I know not this many people on Uber really have a life.

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My cars getting worked on, my AC is off, I have no food, and my satellite is out. Want to trade?

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That just made me feel a lot better about sitting around and drinking inside on a saturday in spring.
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<sarcasm> glad I could help </sarcasm>

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My cars getting worked on, my AC is off, I have no food, and my satellite is out. Want to trade?

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That just made me feel a lot better about sitting around and drinking inside on a saturday in spring.

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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-22 17:25:24 (#)
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All right since no one is on, everyone click on the links provided at the top of this post
Thank you,
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Nobody is on!


I am fucking on and bored out of my fucking head.

It is goddamn pouring rain out, so I can't go to the tiki bar, which is the social event of the spring if you live in southern maryalnd. I am reduced to making my own mai-tai's out of captain morgans Oj and coke. it is disgusting, but i am going to keep doing it until either the sun comes out, or i can convince someone else that the sun will come out when we get there
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My cars getting worked on, my AC is off, I have no food, and my satellite is out. Want to trade?

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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-22 17:25:24 (#)
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All right since no one is on, everyone click on the links provided at the top of this post
Thank you,
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Nobody is on!


I am fucking on and bored out of my fucking head.

It is goddamn pouring rain out, so I can't go to the tiki bar, which is the social event of the spring if you live in southern maryalnd. I am reduced to making my own mai-tai's out of captain morgans Oj and coke. it is disgusting, but i am going to keep doing it until either the sun comes out, or i can convince someone else that the sun will come out when we get there.

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All right since no one is on, everyone click on the links provided at the top of this post
Thank you,
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-22 16:55:49 (#)
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Wait, what's wrong with fucking 13 year old girls?

They're tight and perky in all the right places!

*said too much again*
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you know the best thing about 13 yr old girls?



you flip them over and they look like 13 yr old boys!
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AHAHAHAHA
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i am going to hell for that one, I am glad somebody laughed.

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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-22 16:55:49 (#)
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Wait, what's wrong with fucking 13 year old girls?

They're tight and perky in all the right places!

*said too much again*
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you know the best thing about 13 yr old girls?



you flip them over and they look like 13 yr old boys!
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AHAHAHAHA

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-04-22 17:06:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-22 16:55:49 (#)
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Wait, what's wrong with fucking 13 year old girls?

They're tight and perky in all the right places!

*said too much again*
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you know the best thing about 13 yr old girls?



you flip them over and they look like 13 yr old boys!






Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-22 16:59:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-04-22 16:48:31 (#)
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HOW THE FUCK IS ENDANGEING THE WELFARE OF THE CHILD THE ONLY THING SHE WAS CONVICTED OF!!!


she was just as, or if not more guilty than the .guy who did it. it was her fucking family.



I am so pissed off right now I am going to kick a puppy!
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Want to help me rape her with a horse? y halo thar butsecks...

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-22 16:55:49 EDT (#)
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Wait, what's wrong with fucking 13 year old girls?

They're tight and perky in all the right places!

*said too much again*

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-04-22 16:48:31 EDT (#)
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HOW THE FUCK IS ENDANGEING THE WELFARE OF THE CHILD THE ONLY THING SHE WAS CONVICTED OF!!!


she was just as, or if not more guilty than the .guy who did it. it was her fucking family.



I am so pissed off right now I am going to kick a puppy!

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-22 16:47:59 EDT (#)
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I can only make it a little lnoger though and then it won't get any bigger in paint.

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Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-22 15:21:16 (#)
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I've seen Tiger Lilly around more than ever since her farewell post.

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Hahaha!

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Umm..make the box longer...?

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-22 16:30:03 EDT (#)
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Can anyone tell me what I need to do to make a .jpg long like one of TTOM's posts? I wanted to make a post about these freaky looking dildos I found, including a rabbit one, and I mean a REAL rabbit.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-22 16:12:37 EDT (#)
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http://www.sexualskills4christianhusbands.com/?gclid=CLWTkLCpwYQCFRBDLAod8lLTKA
oh jesus I'm laughing so hard, christian sex skills oh christ I'm gonig to hell but fuck.

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-22 15:21:16 EDT (#)
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I've seen Tiger Lilly around more than ever since her farewell post.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-22 14:53:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-04-22 14:43:35 (#)
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This happens a lot,all around the country.
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That wouldn't surprise me.

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This happens a lot,all around the country.


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