Put a Battery in My Ass (NSFW) (1462 hits)
Category: Computers & InternetRating: 0.41 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by wijormiclat (View user info) at 2006-04-23 01:20:59 EDT
MACHO MACHO MAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!! Sorry. I got a bit carried away. Why? You ask. (Ask me "why?"). Well let me tell you. So I was fucking this bitch, right? And she asked me to put a battery in her butthole. I was like "What bitch?" And she said. "Just kidding." It wasn't really funny. But here is something funny. http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=2127
THAT GUY HAS AUTISM AHAHAHAHHAHA. Hope you get better bro... HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET IT HE CAN"T AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! It sucks that God played hide and go seek with your chromosomes. EAT SHIT CAPTAIN TARDO!!! Just kidding I love you. jkjkjlolomgfg!!!! Now go make me a computer came and a shitty post about some guy that shoots another guy in the butt with his love gun. That's what happens when you play catch with no arms bro... +2 FOR AUTISM IF YOU DON'T GOD WILL EAT ALL THE ABORTED FETI AND THROW THEM IN YOUR MOTHER'S EARS. GET IT?!?!!?!? Because confetti is really just fetus without the "s" and made into the plural with a con- added to it!!! AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
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Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-05-24 17:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA, +2 for filename
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-18 03:24:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-18 03:23:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
he -2ed two of your posts you autard.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-24 19:12:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-24 19:07:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn... I guess I should read every single post on ubersite next time to make sure it hasn't been on here before.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-24 18:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this just got posted 3 weeks ago.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-24 16:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
he's a lover
Submitted by myexstaintstain (user info) at 2006-04-23 20:50:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haven't read the post yet but my eyes happens upon the topics tittle while i was talking to some girl on aim and it deserves this +2
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-04-23 16:46:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because jgreening is an inflatable blue penguin. I hate him.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-23 12:31:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That picture actually... disturbed me.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-23 12:15:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ATTN GHEY STUFT ANIMALZ
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-23 12:11:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Huh?
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-23 11:42:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SmarterChild: Here are some spelling suggestions for "foetus":
1 fetus
2 forts
3 fort's
4 fortes
5 fetes
Type more for more suggested spellings for "foetus."
Nice job Captain Grammar!
Jgreening... You're SO fat. Get on a treadmill or something. Being the ubersite Gestapo 24/7 is giving you a bit of a tummy.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-23 08:49:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
foetus
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-04-23 03:03:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh my god thats hilarious.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-23 02:43:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well.
Glad to see your edjumacation did what it was supposed to.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-23 01:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are the worst alter ever. And by alter I mean masturbation session with a handful of gravel.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-23 01:38:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto -2 no black penis
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-23 01:32:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Came=game
FUCK
and -2's = +2 because you're all gay.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-23 01:31:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your dad is a great guy.