bob dylan (for the last time, I promise) (665 hits)
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Submitted by LSD 420 <lsd4444.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-04-23 16:09:42 EDT
Its my birthday and I'll post if I want to!
I was at work the other day sitting on the photocopier making photocopies of my ass when my boss came in and he was all "this is unprofessional blah blah blah" so I was like "fine, I'll work in my office! God!"
So I was at work the other day sitting on my fax machine sending faxes of my ass when my boss came in and he was all "This is the second strike, Johnson! You make a copy of your ass in any other way and you're fired!" so I was like "Fine, I'll do some work on my computer! God!"
So I was at work the other day scanning my ass when my boss came in and he was all "Alright, Johnson. Your employment is hereby terminated! Get out in ten minutes and don't let me catch you stealing office supplies on your way out!" so I was like "Fine, I'll go work somewhere else then, God!"
So I was at home the other day phoning people up and pretending I was my ass the other day when the police come in and they're like "Are you Mister Johnson? We've been getting calls that you've been phoning people up and pretending you are your own ass...? This is an official warning. If this doesn't stop, I'm going to put you under arrest." So I was like "Fine, I'll go outside then!"
So I was at a busy intersection the other day drawing pictures of my ass and dropping them everywhere when out of nowhere, THIS GIGANTIC PENIS COMES AND EJACULATES ACID ALL OVER THE CITY AND IT MELTS THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For those of you wondering whether I'm drunk or high when I write these or wheter I'm just the shittiest writer of all time, the answer is neither. I actually can write very well but it serves the purpose of entertaining me much better when I write complete garbage like this. What entertains me more is that some of you think I don't know that this shit is shit. Let me clear this up: I know its really bad.
Besides, most of you look like this anyways:
Good day to you sirs.
User Reviews
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-07-29 16:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the comments left on this post pretty much define how each user feels about me, lol. especially jgreening
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-04-26 20:05:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They're mad because I found a photo of them as a kid. Or a current one in some cases. Pussies.
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-04-26 19:42:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
why the fuck is everyone -2ing this
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-04-24 08:43:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Congratulations
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-24 08:22:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I love how 18 year olds think they're hot shit.
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-04-24 06:25:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just turned 18, eh?
Did you feel some kind of weird adult-vibe when you woke up as a legal adult?
I hope you did. That will be the first and most painless indication that it's time to do away with all of the fancies of youth and start growing up. If you follow it, you'll be fine.
I know you wont, though.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-23 19:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Inhale my semen.
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2006-04-23 19:03:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-23 18:54:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd fuck that fat kid.
Hell, I fucked your Mom and he is far more appealing than she is.
Get bent, shithead.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-23 18:30:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey I'm 18 too! OMFG! we are so cool cuz were young fuck all of the old peepz
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-04-23 18:27:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you fascist.
Aww, i love ya. C'mere you rascal!
No, seriously, fuck off.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-23 18:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
w00t w00t, shitty poster!
w00t, fucking w00t.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-04-23 18:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Okay, the drug refference is ofputting I know. From now until my next póst,I'm on lurker vacation. I might, due to intoxication, post something really bad during that time, so bear with me here.
Thanks for all being such monumental cool guys and deep-fried assholes (equal parts I'd say).
Thorpe, I'm talking to you, cock-wedge. haha, just joking. Fascist.
And also, I'll keep the drug references thank you. I need the drugs to be right in your face to explain my writing. Also, I'm 18 so eat my teeth. I mean shit.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-04-23 17:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
LSD Im telling you bro you are funny.
But you post too damn much. Take a week off and lurk around.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-23 16:54:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...and you might consider changing your handle.
Blatant drug refrences make us think you're 13-15 years old.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-23 16:46:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for Rick James, beeyitch.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-04-23 16:44:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and also, I thought the "once a day" shit was just a hang up of the rule-freaks. Cool, man
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-04-23 16:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
G-prime, you are one of those poeple who do not suck. You explained it, and you slapped me to my senses (which, objectively, are still insane). So nigga, fuck yo couch, and I'll be back later with good stuff.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-23 16:39:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-04-23 16:22:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
man just because you don't like my shit doesn't mean you can ban me. Most of you suck anyways (except those who do not, whom will be defined at a later date depending on who takes offense)
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It's not because it's (arguably) shit. It's because you're only supposed to post once per day. Break that rule excessively and you're banned.
And by last paragraph, I meant the part where you explained yourself. Never explain yourself. Defend yourself in the reviews in you have to, but never explain yourself. You owe no justification to anybody. That is the beauty of uber.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-04-23 16:32:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
asstooth
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-23 16:30:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-04-23 16:22:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
man just because you don't like my shit doesn't mean you can ban me. Most of you suck anyways (except those who do not, whom will be defined at a later date depending on who takes offense)
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You have avaraged three post a day for three days, FOUR of them have the same title, all but one are in the negitive rating. I don't want you banned for sucking, I want you banned for clogging up the front page.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-04-23 16:30:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
which last paragraph? the one about the giant penis, or the one where I make fun of you all for being 10 year olds who are fat and like alf?
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-23 16:28:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-23 16:20:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
This would have been alright had it not been for that last paragraph.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-04-23 16:27:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-04-23 16:22:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
man just because you don't like my shit doesn't mean you can ban me. Most of you suck anyways (except those who do not, whom will be defined at a later date depending on who takes offense)
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-23 16:21:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus christ where is Bart when you need someone banned?
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-23 16:20:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This would have been alright had it not been for that last paragraph.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-04-23 16:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the reaction I'm getting here is similar to annoying a little kid until he cries
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-23 16:14:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh for fuck's sake
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-04-23 16:12:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-04-23 16:10:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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