St George's Day... Anyone? (1078 hits)
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Submitted by Soley (View user info) at 2006-04-23 18:32:16 EDT
I'd just lijke to say a big ""FUCK YOU" to the majority of my countrymen.
Yeah, you fake-I'm-Irish-because-my-mother's-friends-sister's-dog's-wart-ridden-nutsack-was-contracted-from-a red-head-from-Dublin, you'll make a big deal for St Paddy's day but you casn't be arsed to celebrate in a similar fashion when our country's patron saint day rolls around. Well you know what? You should all fuck off over to the emerald isle. I hope you get the bad AIDS, which isn't the kind you get from blood transfusions or your needle-sharing-smack-heead mother. You ought to be ashamed of yourselves. Seriously.
Of course I did the only decent thing and drank myself into a stupor, as yoyu can probably tell.
I bet my dad's bones are rattling in his grave (he's Irish), but fuck him. I was born here which makes me English through and through.
On that note... Goodnight. Gof bless adn SKER-ROO YOU!!!
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-27 13:20:38 EDT (#)
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Yeah I'm irish.
GREAT news. When did this happen??
Congratualtions my girl.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-06-27 12:59:58 EDT (#)
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Merlina, you're Irish, aren't you?
Then, no, I don't mean you.
Love always,
Imengagedtoafantasticguyandjustthoughtiddropthatinheresomewhere
xxx
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-26 17:50:33 EDT (#)
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You don't mean me, right?
GO PADDIES.
Gorgeous lady.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-06-26 17:36:08 EDT (#)
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What's with the disembodied head in the background?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-24 14:41:19 EDT (#)
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I have no idea what this drunken rambling is all about...
But you're still super cute, so I'll let it go.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-24 08:48:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-24 08:46:11 (#)
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Haven't seen you in a while
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And you call yourself a stalker? Pah.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-24 08:46:11 EDT (#)
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Haven't seen you in a while
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-04-24 08:36:31 EDT (#)
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I don't care for St. George and I very much doubt it was a dragon he killed, it's more than likely it was just a dumpy horse with bronchitis.
We should get a bank holiday for it though.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-24 05:14:02 EDT (#)
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Last night's episode of Sharpe had a character called Sergeant Bickerstaff. And at that precise moment, Bickerstaff reviewed Grimm's post. Coincidence? Berty will know.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-24 05:08:49 EDT (#)
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I thought I saw you 'oot 'n' abooot the other day. I was in my car and by the time I'd decided to dynamically leap out and challenge you the car in front started braking and I almost lost control of the vehicle.
You look amazing in that dress by the way.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-04-24 04:47:04 EDT (#)
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History got it all wrong.
I help George slay the bastard, but I agreed to let him take the credit in order to keep my identy a secret.
Technically it should be St. George & Nath's Day
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-24 03:46:13 EDT (#)
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I thought it was heading for a +1 but then it was all over in one scroll.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-23 23:23:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-23 23:15:33 (#)
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Hello, perty lady. Long time no see. I have no idea what the hell you're on about, but it'll all be a moot point when your country starts celebrating St. Bradley's Day instead of all that other nonsense. It shouldn't be long now.
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CRAZY SIGHTING! CRAZY SIGHTING! Just joking ETS I love you, in the homosexual way. Have my babies.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-23 23:15:33 EDT (#)
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Hello, perty lady. Long time no see. I have no idea what the hell you're on about, but it'll all be a moot point when your country starts celebrating St. Bradley's Day instead of all that other nonsense. It shouldn't be long now.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-23 20:36:01 EDT (#)
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that chicks face is all outta proportion.
it's weirding me out a little.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-04-23 20:35:58 EDT (#)
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The sad thing is, when the world cup rolls around, every oafish moron with a Vauxhall Nova will be sporting St. George's crosses on their cars. People seem much more susceptible to celebrating a thug with more limbs than brain cells than they do their patron saint. I mean, he killed a fucking DRAGON, people!
(not Wayne Rooney, Saint George- although I would place Coleen in the annoying, predatory and scaly category as well.)
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-04-23 19:20:18 EDT (#)
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St george was a god damn bubble n squeek what the fuck does he have to do with us anyhow,
BUT- greece has done alot more for the world than england so I say FUCK st georges day, and cheers to greek easter instead.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-04-23 19:11:14 EDT (#)
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I was led ot believe he slayed a fire breatihng/eating dragon, but that can't be true... aunty harrold is ancient, but she's still living and breathin g, kicking n screaming, falling downstairs and shitting herself.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-23 19:06:57 EDT (#)
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You posted that picture just for me, didn't you baby?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-23 19:02:33 EDT (#)
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Here's to St George! He killed a lizard you know! Woo!
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2006-04-23 18:57:13 EDT (#)
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God hates you.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-23 18:47:34 EDT (#)
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Hmmm, look at those eyes(breasts). He's(She's) trying to hypnotize me, but not in the
good Las Vegas way.
-- Homer Simpson
Mountain of Madness
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-04-23 18:42:49 EDT (#)
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my top has notihng on my jolly walkers clown shoes. B¬)
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-04-23 18:35:28 EDT (#)
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Patriotism is a complete clown show but I really like your top.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-04-23 18:35:00 EDT (#)
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OH MY GOD YOU HAVE BREASTS CAN I TOUCH THEM