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The Kitten Part One (550 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories

Rating: -1.38 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by chris brown <c_brown_8519.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2006-04-23 20:30:39 EDT


It should've been like every regular Sunday, i would watch a movie or two with a friend and chat

on the net, as well as finishing of some school assessments. After the experience i will never be

the same again, be that a good or bad thing.

My younger sister, 7 year old Tina, recently got a kitten for her birthday. The kitten was no

more than 3 months old. On Saturday evening, my parents, along with Tina and her friend, said

they would go camping out in the mountains for two days. I was invited, but i insisted that i had

allot of things i had to catch up on at school, and they understood. They could not take the

kitten, however, as the area did not allow for animals.

I woke up roughly around 10am on the next Monday. Outside, it was a fairly gloomy and cold day,

so i was comforted in knowing i was going to sit by the heater and relax on this day instead of

going to work, which i had 2 weeks off from. I sat on my old, but favorite, deep blue leather

chair, stretched my legs out and flicked through whatever was on TV.

Soon after, i heard a low noise, but it started to get louder and louder. I remember that it was

the kitten, so i went upstairs to check on it. She was anxiously walking around my sisters room,

meowing like a little bitch, so i took her downstairs and sat her up my lap, and continued

watching the TV. I then found it odd that my parents didn't mention anything about feeding her,

so i figured they probably forget, and it was my duty as the only guy alone in the house.

The kitten was not relaxing and resting, and she continued meowing. She climbed up higher on my

lap, reaching my crotch. I could feel the warmness of her body on my penis, so i put my hands

around her back and pushed her in a rubbing motion up and down on my penis. After 5 minutes of

doing this, i gradually became rock hard down there, and i was unusually horny. No one was home

so i figured i would put the cat down and whack it.

I put the kitten down, and after a minute or so of fapping the ferris wheel, i felt somewhat

weird. I felt masturbating wasnt enough to releive my frustrations. I looked in front of me, and

saw my car staring back at me, innocently. This is the beggining of the experience i will never

forget.

I put my pants down, so they were tangled around the bottom of my legs, and put my shirt off.

This left me sitting butt-naked on the chair. I picked the kitten up, and stroked her a few

times. I then placed her body so it would lie flat on my bonerized penis, which was against my

stomach. I would continue to move her up and down, the feeling was amazing. I used my fingers and

and touched her where i would think my pussy's pussy was. I saw a small little indent, and i

swiftly forced my index finger down there. The warmth of it was unimaginable. I moved my finger

up and down, but my cat was very uneasy. Too horny to care, i tried gripping her neck in a

strangling manner to get her to stop. She didn't. I got up to look for something in he kitchen.

I noticed my rock hard penis as i was walking to the kitchen, it had a hell of allot of cat fur

on it, and was sticky from precum. I then took anything i could find, i took my dads Stanley

knife. I went back in the room, and put the kitten back on me. She was uneasy, so at the spurr of

the moment i stabbed the knife directly in her head, causing her to bleed immensely.The blood was

going all over the couch, so i picked the kitten up and threw her as hard as i can against the

wall. She did not move after that.

Not knowing what to do, i was definitely freaked out. I was still extremely horny, so i took her

to the bathroom, which was recently cleaned and had sparkling white tiles. I put her on the

ground, and the blood quickly raced through the ground into the drain. I then put the dead kitten

on my lap, and tried to force her into my penis - whatever hole i could get. I inspected her

anus, and after tasting it abit and licking it, some feces that she was about to excrete earlier

poured out of the dead kitten's ass and into my teeth and tongue. For some reason, this was

unbelievably stimulating for me. My face was full of runny cat shit, blood was all over the room,

i killed the sisters new kitten, but i would not stop there, i could feel this orgasm would be

the best i would ever had in my life.

I fitted my penis, which now contained a mixture of feces, cat fur, and dripping blood, into the

kitten's anus. This felt amazing and unbelievably warm. I fucked her up and down in that position

for a good length of time. After i decided it was enough of that, i took my penis out, and saw

something very interesting. The force from which i was pumping my cat caused my penis to come

into contact with her internal organs, and her anus was very loose after i was done with her. I

picked her up, and in a matter of seconds, her red intestines and various bowels fell out of her

anus and spattered to the floor. Curious at these things, i picked up the bowels and licked them.

I then cut a small hole in one of the organs with my knife and fucked it for a few minutes, the

feeling of all the thick blood and veins was amazing, and after this i bent over using my

gymnastics skills and gave myself a short blow job to clean my penis of the cat fur, intestine

blood and veins, feces from the cat, my own blood, precum and some urine. I swallowed all of

this.

After all my cats intestines fell out, her body was almost as flat as a pancake. I took this as

an opportunity to fit my penis into her vagina, but again, it was too small for my penis. I

reached for the bloodied and feces infested knife which i used to kill her to open my own hole

over her vagina to fit the length of my penis. I then wrapped it around me, and a surge of blood

went all over my body that came from the kitten as i lay on my back and fitted her vagina into my

penis. I used my hands to assist with the 'woman on top' or should i say 'cat on top' position. I

could feel i would soon reach climax.

The cats body was useless for sexual pleasure now, all that's left that was usable was her head.

Her body got in the way, so i beheaded her terrorist style. I took her head, which was deformed

and oozing with blood, and fitted the mouth around my penis. I moved her mouth up and down,

feeling the smoothness of her tongue on my penis glans. However, i seemed to have made a mistake.

One of her sharp kitten teeth got embedded on the penis head, and this caused immense pain. I

pulled it out and now my penis was bleeding unbelievably at a fast rate. To stop the bleeding, i

wrapped the bloodied body of the cat, which as previously stated resembled a pancake, around my

penis,and lay to catch my breath for abit.

After a good 10 minutes of laying there, still with a rock hard boner, i saw the door of the

bathroom turn...to be continued tommarow

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User Reviews


Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-24 19:26:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It'd like there's a party in my eyes and everyone is being raped

Submitted by evesapple (user info) at 2006-04-24 08:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

ugh no.


Submitted by unknown9 (user info) at 2006-04-24 03:43:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Pets are fun to have

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2006-04-24 02:42:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm gone for two months and this is the first post I read. If this is indicitive of the average quality of Ubersite now, I hope to God every server with any scrap of this site crashes for the good of humanity.

Submitted by JapanFour (user info) at 2006-04-23 23:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by recall (user info) at 2006-04-23 23:07:34 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-23 20:39:02 (#)
Ranking: -2

And people are cat lovers here, so this story won't fly. At all. Ever.

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Not all of us are cat lovers, but it still doesn't fly.

Submitted by recall (user info) at 2006-04-23 23:07:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-23 20:39:02 (#)
Ranking: -2

And people are cat lovers here, so this story won't fly. At all. Ever.



Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-23 23:05:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by cascade (user info) at 2006-04-23 22:26:28 (#)
Ranking: -2

I totally don't believe that you can suck your own cock.
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HAHAHAHAHA yes you can, I am the all knowing sex news anchor. and I read an article about how to suck your own dick. Not that I do that kind of thing. Really I don't. I'm jsut an AI system created by Method. Ignore me now.

Submitted by cascade (user info) at 2006-04-23 22:26:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I totally don't believe that you can suck your own cock.

Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-04-23 21:53:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Very touching.

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Ranking: -2

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I'd tell you exactly ALL the mistakes you've made, but there are so many, it's not even funny.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-23 20:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I put my pants down, so they were tangled around the bottom of my legs, and put my shirt off.
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You can't even fucking write. If you're going to write about kitten rape, at least fucking do it right.

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-23 20:53:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

OMG YOU ARE LIEK A FAMOUS RAPPER

...nice cut and paste asslick.

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-23 20:51:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

If you want a really good zoophilic erotica site, visit http://www.lemonparty.org .

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-23 20:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

And people are cat lovers here, so this story won't fly. At all. Ever.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-23 20:36:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Okay I'm going to be nice and assume you're not an alter, and you're just retarded. First of read other posts, you don't double space between every line just paragraphs. No one will read this and it flows badly. Second use proper capitalzation and do all posts in word first to get rid of stupid typos. Thirdly write osmthing more interestiong before posting and try to make it funny or sadistic or jsut amazingly good re: Bickerstaff. Now I was nice so go +2 every one of my posts now.


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