Ted Koppel's Hair To Host Nightline (539 hits)
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Submitted by KindaNews (View user info) at 2006-04-23 20:47:45 EDT
Ted Koppel Ends Long Run On ABC
Hair Will Stay On As Host Of Nightline
NEW YORK - Ted Koppel is leaving ABC and his long time anchor position on Nightline, which he has held since its inception in 1979. His hair will continue as host of the nightly news program at least through 2006, it was announced today. Koppel joined ABC in 1963. His hairstyle joined the network the following year. Before the Nightline assignment, Koppel and his hair worked as foreign correspondents, anchored The ABC Saturday Night News, and served as chief diplomatic correspondents for ABC News from 1971 to 1980. Koppel and his hair have covered every presidential campaign since 1964, although an unpleasant incident during the 1968 Democratic convention in the windy city of Chicago nearly led the two to part company. "Actually, that situation, while certainly difficult, became the catalyst for the discovery of new methods by which to cement the bonds that hold us together, even unto this day", said the loquacious newsman, waxing nostalgic. "But now I just stay indoors." Koppel and his hair have won every major broadcasting honor, including 37 Emmys, 10 duPont-Columbia Awards, 9 Overseas Press Club Awards, 6 Peabodys, 2 Polks, and the P'art Rige en a' Hair Prix. When Koppel was asked about the logistics of his hair hosting the news program from Washington while he vacations overseas, he replied, "Not a problem." Koppel's hair holds a Bachelor of Science from Syracuse University and an M.A. in mass communications research and political science from the Stanford School of Cosmetology.
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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-04-24 15:50:18 EDT (#)
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I'd totally fuck Ted Kopel's hair.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-24 15:25:46 EDT (#)
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10 posts in one day, AND on a Sunday, no less - I think that's the weekend record!
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-04-24 06:11:15 EDT (#)
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So gay...
Submitted by unknown9 (user info) at 2006-04-24 03:43:11 EDT (#)
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Never heard of Ted Koppel
Submitted by Time_What_Is_Time (user info) at 2006-04-24 03:01:55 EDT (#)
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Worthless.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-23 23:14:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-23 22:59:05 (#)
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I'm going with an alter who just uses stories from the site.
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i LIKE TO FUCK BNEA
Submitted by recall (user info) at 2006-04-23 23:05:36 EDT (#)
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-2FUCKSTICK
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-23 22:59:05 EDT (#)
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http://www.kindanews.com/pages/1/index.htm
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-23 22:56:18 EDT (#)
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You're not funny.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-23 22:20:29 EDT (#)
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That's good to hear.
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-04-23 21:41:41 EDT (#)
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Greenie, what's an alter?
And take my cock off yours, please.
Some people.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-23 21:35:19 EDT (#)
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STOP IT SHITTY ALTER!!!!
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-04-23 21:34:15 EDT (#)
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Just a little more...good girl!
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-23 21:25:42 EDT (#)
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Stop breathing.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-04-23 21:07:12 EDT (#)
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Stop this.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-04-23 20:58:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-04-23 20:56:39 EDT (#)
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