Kids show porno is clas. (repost) (966 hits)
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Submitted by Doo( Über's sex news anchor)dles (View user info) at 2006-04-23 21:57:09 EDT
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"Hello citizens of Über, welcome to another edition of WSTD Über's sex new show with your anchor Doodles. Tonight Diana could unfortunately not be with us as she is in the ICU recovering from anal horse rape. Tonight our top story students show porn in class while their teacher grades papers and such.
http://www.al.com/news/mobileregister/index.ssf?/base/news/114552456234440.xml&coll=3
Three students have been expelled from Bay Minette Middle School for taking a pornographic movie to a classroom and showing it while their teacher's back was turned, officials said.
What I don't get is how could a teacher not know that there's a porno on the motherfucking TV, that must be a blind and deaf teacher. I wish I had her in school, we would have been watching Horses Gone Wild in that class.
One of the eighth-graders apparently brought the sexually explicit DVD to class in the past two or three weeks, according to Terry Knight, assistant superintendent for Baldwin County Public Schools.
Hold up, how can you expel kids when you can't even say exactly when and what they did? And isn't Terry Knight a porn stars name? Every answer just leads to more and more questions. But never fear I'll get to the bottom of this.
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While their teacher's back was turned, the three students slipped the DVD into the player that was showing the educational video and used a remote control to show the X-rated film on the same TV screen, Knight said.
Educational video, ok so the TV obviously had to have sound on it they were watching a motherfucking video, stupid teacher bitch can't even hear load moaning/ screaming/yelling/animal noises (depending on the kids kinks), if anything you should blame the teacher not the students for this. Teacher be warned, after I get the retarded bitches in Florida, the mom who whores her kid out in New York and indoninja, my horse's cock will be looking for your fat ass
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After an investigation by the principal, Tammie Fleming, the three students were expelled.
"It's taken her awhile to do the investigation," Knight said. "She had to narrow it down to the students, find out who was involved and who did what."
Fleming could not be reached for comment Wednesday.
Tammie Fleming? Another porn name? Possibly? Ok so you have an incompetent teacher and principle and a porn actress for your assistant superintendent. Yup, your school system is fucked to hell and my horse will anally rape all of the retards that work in it or run it, which happens to be all of you. I really don't see what the big deal is, the kids were just trying to help their fat hag of a teacher teach sex education, they should be give a star (or whatever the fuck the teachers give kids who help their classes out now days), not expelled. Oh you couldn't reach the principal for comment, huh? That means she's hiding something, but I'll get to that later.
School officials believe one of the students brought the DVD from home
NUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR NO FUCKING SHIT YOU RETARD. OH WAIT NO THEY MADE IT AT HOME WITH THEIR THIRTEEN YEAR OLD BITCHS LIKE THE LAWYER IN NEW YORK, JESUS GOVERNMENT OFFICALS ARE SO FUCKING RETARDED!.I swear it is a requirement to be a bumbling fool to hold a job in our government. I'm sorry back to the story.
School officials believe one of the students brought the DVD from home but were not sure which student. Knight said neither the students nor their parents admitted to having the DVD.
Aha, so that's what the principal is guilty of, it was her porn, starring Terry Knight. I'm so fucking smart to figure this shit out. You may all begin worshiping at my feet now.
"We've talked with the students, we've talked with the parents, we don't know what else we can do," Knight said. "Someone brought it, all three of them were involved in it. And all three were punished for their role in it."
He added, "We don't allow this sort of thing to happen. And we're going to deal with it in a firm manner. There's no call for that to take place."
You can't prove it, I say the parents appeal your decision, and sue the school system.(Teeph back me up
here). You are innocent until proven guilty, and you can't prove they did it because you hired the principal
that hired the old fat blind cow. Therefore it is directly your fault for the incident, and you should
be charged with endangering the welfare of children and whatever the hell it's called when you give porn to
a minor. And don't believe when the article says 'He added,...' That was a typo, trust me I know my porn
actresses when I read their names.
This is Doodles reminding you to make sure your porn is hidden in your bookshelf (kids never read
books). To send me pictures of your nude wife/girlfriend/yourself (if of the female sex) if they are under 25 years old and over 18 don't weight more then 165 lbs., are no taller then 5'9 and have bigger boobs then Fat Tony. And lastly reminding you to anally rape somebody with a horse at least once a week, it's good for the soul, trust me.
Doodles signing off.
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