The best chat I've ever had (455 hits)
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Submitted by myexstaintstain (View user info) at 2006-04-23 23:21:32 EDT
Just bear with it and trudge on. the reading gets really good towards the middle and end.
I am getting absolutely giddy with anticipation of all you crazy guys' feedback that i know will ensue.
xxx
g: do u have myspace?
alphaomega38: not right now no
alphaomega38: im trying to get an aunt to lend me her digital camera so i can get some pics up
alphaomega38: im a 6
alphaomega38: or so im told
alphaomega38: personally i think a seven
g: out of..10? lol
alphaomega38: but hey what can i do?
alphaomega38: hehe
alphaomega38: so right now I work for xxxx and just got hired at a xxxx
alphaomega38: in between attending classes at xxxx
alphaomega38: i hope by the end of 07...possibly 08 I can get into xxx
g: what do u take at xxx?
g: everyone goes to xxx lol
alphaomega38: computer science transfer major
g: nice
alphaomega38: and also thinking about adding writing into my major
alphaomega38: im a good writer i think
alphaomega38: when im able to find that topic or person to inspire me, it can be very deep
alphaomega38: my writing that is
g: yeah. im an english major i love to write
alphaomega38: really?
alphaomega38: haven't met a girl yet that didn't see me slightly nerdy for my love of writing
alphaomega38: where do you go to school?
g: xxx
alphaomega38: awesome
alphaomega38: you living there or do you commute?
g: commute :-\
alphaomega38: sheesh
alphaomega38: not wanting to live up that full college experience
alphaomega38: the living on campus and being drunk, running around naked at 4am when u have finals that tuesday morning?
g: its not that lol cuz id eff know that if i lived there my deans list 3 semesters in a row would be shattered but its like
i have no on campus friends
alphaomega38: no friends on campus?
alphaomega38: sucks
alphaomega38: so is this your 4th semester?
g: yeah
alphaomega38: deans list huh a beauty with a brain
alphaomega38: you have alot of friends around xxx?
g: eh. i have friends all over i have friends from xxx everywhere but i work alot so i dont get to see everyone alot
alphaomega38: aww
alphaomega38: what do you do?
g: server, host, togo, busser at xxx
alphaomega38: oh yeah that right
alphaomega38: i read that on your myspace
alphaomega38: you arent worried of posting your pic and work place on myspace?
alphaomega38: hope that didn;t sound on, im new to myspace and have heard from the media alot about alot of freaks on it
alphaomega38: hope that didn't sound odd*
g: noo i can always call the cops
g: lol
alphaomega38: hehe true
alphaomega38: let me ask you, did anything inspire you to become a writer?
alphaomega38: or to appreciate writing
alphaomega38: i got an earful coming:-)
g: ive been writing and reading since i could pick books up. idk my mom always read to me when i ws little and idk i just
always wrote my dreams down that i had during the night...it just kinda happened but i truly love it all even books i hate i
can appreciate them
alphaomega38: awesome
alphaomega38: a combination of a few things inspired me
alphaomega38: i read alot of nerdy stuff
alphaomega38: the literature is great though
alphaomega38: i like medieval times particularly
alphaomega38: like tolkien and king arthur
alphaomega38: robert jordan and terry goodkind are phenomenal writers
g: ill have to look them up
alphaomega38: an english teacher of mine, fred pearson, best teacher i ever had, introduce me to that world with the prydain
chronicles by lloyd alexander when i was 11
alphaomega38: as for liking to write
alphaomega38: do you like the red hot chili peppers at all?
g: eh
g: i do and i dont
alphaomega38: hehe
g: y
alphaomega38: well are you familiar with their song this is the place on their 2002 by the way album?
g: no
alphaomega38: in the lyrics goes something like "on the day my best friend died"
alphaomega38: the first time i heard those i stopped what i was doing and was like "holy shit"
alphaomega38: i had a best friend at the time named jen
alphaomega38: so i thought alot about that and the implications of such an event transpiring
alphaomega38: made me really think
alphaomega38: i wrote an essay about it
alphaomega38: it was priased by several english teachers i knew
alphaomega38: and from there i have always liked to write
alphaomega38: that song coupled with my friendship with her started me down on this path
alphaomega38: and will perhaps have me change the direction i was heading in with computer to one of literature
alphaomega38: or maybe even both heh
g: thats interesting. its so funny how things happen like that..one little line and it opens up something unexpected
alphaomega38: precisely
alphaomega38: i always thought that was a quirk about me
alphaomega38: I think you and I are going to get along famously:-)
g: i agree
alphaomega38: do you have a boyfriend?
alphaomega38: or too busy for one of those?
g: well
g: kinda...we're on a break. but we still hang out and talk..but its like no strings for right now..like if i go out he has
no right to ask where and who..and its ok..and vice versa
alphaomega38: ive found that those work the best, and are potential the most catastrophic
alphaomega38: think you will wind up back together for good?
g: um yeah lol we've had a hell of a couple years and he my best friend and im his and we just keep coming back to each
other. i hope we end up together but boy he can push my buttons sometimes lol
alphaomega38: hehe understandable
g: what about you
alphaomega38: i've allowed just one lady the right to call me her bf
alphaomega38: and it ended within 3 months:P
alphaomega38: so no
g: aw. im sorry? or is it good
alphaomega38: i mean it was fun in the beginning, but got real boring real fast
alphaomega38: just didn't like how it seemed i was getting taken advantage of financially
alphaomega38: bleh
alphaomega38: i ended it
alphaomega38: and im glad
alphaomega38: once I got on my xxx, we hung out for awhile after that
alphaomega38: she had this new superior attitude as if now shes so much better then me
alphaomega38: fuck that
alphaomega38: so I haven't talk to her since
alphaomega38: ive dated alot before
alphaomega38: but one gf
alphaomega38: and kinda turned me off to it since
alphaomega38: a no strings relationship is good to start out with i think
g: yeah. wow.
g: trust me GIRLS SUCK
alphaomega38: hehe
alphaomega38: u seem nice
alphaomega38: then again we only just met ten minutes ago
alphaomega38: but im already falling for you
g: lol
alphaomega38: jk
alphaomega38: or am i?
g: the perks of online
alphaomega38: HAH now you don't know where I'm coming from
g: perfection until the meeting
g: no little quirks or attitudes online only pure pleaures
alphaomega38: that could be some hot stransger pic u have online
alphaomega38: and ju may not even speak english
alphaomega38: for all i know
alphaomega38: lol
g: ahahah actually that picture doesnt look like me at all
alphaomega38: hmm
alphaomega38: well it was a good one to put up
alphaomega38: when i was browsing through the color and the beauty caught my eye
alphaomega38: careful baby i fall fast and hard
g: lol well i dont have long dark wavy hair..its short and light
alphaomega38: just messin
alphaomega38: get some new pics up
g: i know. im so lazy
alphaomega38: i hear that
alphaomega38: every week i spend a ton of time at work doing what was once a kick ass job to now a shitty job, then i cant
even got out on the weekend
g: what do u do?
g: xxx
alphaomega38: ive spent hours thinking about all sorts of zany things while staring at a ceiling
g: lolol like what
alphaomega38: i make sandwiches for the morbidly obesse at xxx
alphaomega38: i think about my mom and how i coulda been a better son
alphaomega38: ive been putting alot of thought into this work i may attempt to create
alphaomega38: called fall from glory
alphaomega38: maybe fall from grace
g: whats it about
alphaomega38: beginning with me in a jail cell, how thing swere before i ever had to be there, and the events that transpired
to bring me there, then what happens afterward
alphaomega38: all the way up until now
alphaomega38: more autobiographical
alphaomega38: was thinking maybe i could get this publish
alphaomega38: but it may seem shallow
g: WHY
g: nnnoooo
alphaomega38: since people are alot more worse off then me
alphaomega38: i dont wanna come off as a whiny emo or anything
g: its not about how worse off ppl are..its how u learn and expose urself to others. u have something to say..so say it dont
hold urself back b.c ppl are worse off
alphaomega38: true
alphaomega38: i've been putting alot of thought into it
alphaomega38: i think i may have something
alphaomega38: or may not
alphaomega38: worse i can do is try
alphaomega38: i pine over the days i had before i got myself into this mess
alphaomega38: it's my inability to reconcile within myself my mistakes and what i once had that prevent me from moving on
g: hey atleast u can say uve done it, learned and moved on
alphaomega38: after 5 months of my old life being over
alphaomega38: true
alphaomega38: im starting to slowly get used to how things are
alphaomega38: but i can't accept
alphaomega38: i couldn't even take a pretty girl i met on myspace out to dinner if i wanted to to discuss some fine points of
literature
alphaomega38: thats only if i wanted to mind you:-)
g: very sweet. but just think of all the great literature u could produce out of this
alphaomega38: true
alphaomega38: i've also gone down some different avenues
alphaomega38: of thought
alphaomega38: when thinking about all this
g: like
alphaomega38: im starting to conceptualize a shroter piece entitled 'mother'
alphaomega38: grasping fleeting thougths and emotions i have
alphaomega38: oriented around a very complex relationship I have with my mom
alphaomega38: at times what I want to say is so tangible and near i can grasp certain concepts i think and feel
alphaomega38: and others they are so fleeting its frustrating
alphaomega38: that i can't hand on
alphaomega38: more and more i think about it
alphaomega38: it'll come together soon
alphaomega38: or maybe during those rare weaknesses in emotions
g: yea i feel that. write about that though like about how things are tangible and some are just floating away...
alphaomega38: its those exact same things that are tangible at certain times, are so fleeting at other times
alphaomega38: i think 'mother' would have alot of openess to it
g: to interpretation?
alphaomega38: exactly
alphaomega38: what i feel the reader could feel but in a difference sense
alphaomega38: or through a different method
g: yeah. i mean like thats the best feeling to a reader is a direct emotional attactment to the writer but maybe not even
intentionally..its just there
alphaomega38: terry goodking and robert jordan both got that unlikel;y emotional connection with me throguh their writing
alphaomega38: though those are just stories
alphaomega38: i have alot of issues about my mother
alphaomega38: dont get me wrong she was a great mother
alphaomega38: its just there is ALOT there
alphaomega38: had it not been for her and my bro and sis, I would be in jail
alphaomega38: the poor woman actually said to me I hope all this help I give you makes up a little for being a bad mother
alphaomega38: she wasnt doing it to be spiteful or anything
alphaomega38: she was opening up
alphaomega38: i cired for hours after hearing that
alphaomega38: and crying is something i dont normally do :P
g: o yeah i know. its funny how after everything..it comes down to a simple concept of a mother is just that...maybe being
horrible but that little thing she said it such a saving grace which is the dignity of a mother
alphaomega38: i agree
g: i hated crying
alphaomega38: i dont even know you but i have opened up in this past 30 minutes with you then i have with most people
alphaomega38: i hope i dont sound whiny or emo or anything lol
alphaomega38: i hate crying also
g: nahh dont worry i live for this shit
alphaomega38: ive found reasons to alot lately
alphaomega38: while thinking back on my life
alphaomega38: i do to
alphaomega38: famously goddamit
alphaomega38: you and I...famously
alphaomega38: lol
g: me2. my xbf..or bf told me its ok to cry-so i cry all the f'n time
alphaomega38: what makes u cry?
g: this past year. it was really tough. my parents make me cry too
alphaomega38: you ever want someone to talk to, I can listen
g: thanx but i cant talk about it. lol complicated
alphaomega38: this ability to actually conceptualize what it is im feeling, and conveying it through literature is the
greatest feelingh
alphaomega38: i understand
alphaomega38: we are still atrangers
alphaomega38: do you have an outlet for releasing all that?
g: its theraputic
g: no nothing against u..i cant talk about it to anyone
alphaomega38: nono i wasnt complaing
alphaomega38: dont get me wrong
alphaomega38: I dont pry into peoples past
g: no i get it lol
alphaomega38: what i have told you here is a light overview of somethings about me
alphaomega38: theres many other aspects i dont share with anyone
alphaomega38: i lost my outlet a long time ago with jen
alphaomega38: she was my only one
g: its sux to lose that. i know
alphaomega38: sometimes, it gets so tough and hurts even more when i can't express it to anyone
alphaomega38: gives me a lonely feeling
g: u make me wan t to write something epic lol
alphaomega38: and makes it all the more unbearabble
alphaomega38: funny, was shortly going to tell you something similar to that
alphaomega38: about writing somethign epic
alphaomega38: goddamn thats the word
alphaomega38: i tried to desribe what it is i want to write
alphaomega38: epic is the word i could never think of
g: i love it
alphaomega38: when i am in person, i dont sound like a meathead or anything, but i cant talk the same way that i write
g: i like the way it sounds
g: o me either..i stutter over words..im horrible
alphaomega38: like i think this conversation has good gramatically
alphaomega38: i probably couldnt carry a conversation to this depth
alphaomega38: i use shit and fuck alot
alphaomega38: depending on whose around
g: LOL me2
alphaomega38: lol
g: i hav such a dirty mouth
alphaomega38: i swear woman, you better not be a 40 year old man trying to find dudes
alphaomega38: we are too much alike
alphaomega38: hehehehe
g: eww no
alphaomega38: hehe good
alphaomega38: i was just messing though
alphaomega38: we should hang out one day
alphaomega38: when im off my confinment:P
g: yeah we'll write a book in between then we can discuss it
alphaomega38: do you think 'fall from grace' for the title of my book sounds to religious?
alphaomega38: i was discussing writing a book with my boss
alphaomega38: it was more jokingly
alphaomega38: he misses me as his driver
alphaomega38: but he says grace sounds too religiously
alphaomega38: that i should use glory
alphaomega38: glory sounds to grand i think
g: glory is better i think
alphaomega38: grace describes that state in my life which i live
alphaomega38: glory makes it sound like iw as king shit
g: true
alphaomega38: maybe it could be on the title "Fall from Grace (or) Glory"
g: the fall from glory to grace lol u got it all int there
alphaomega38: haha
alphaomega38: true
alphaomega38: do you intrigue (or are intrigued) by many myspacers like this?
g: no but i always feel like such a bitch ignoring ppl when they're like ehres my screen name talk to me. so this is actaully
the first time ive ever talked to someone i dont know from myspace. i actually just changed my name..i had a psuedo name for
a while cuz i thought myspace was sketchy
alphaomega38: hehe cool
g: u
alphaomega38: this is my first time to
alphaomega38: def
alphaomega38: actually
alphaomega38: ive talked to people alot online
alphaomega38: but this is probably the most intimate conversation ive ever had with anyone
alphaomega38: was it as good for you as it was for me?
g: o really?
g: yeah it was. its hard to find someone to relate to
alphaomega38: im sure you say that to all the myspacers
alphaomega38: it is
g: lol never
alphaomega38: aww
alphaomega38: who should buy who breakfast?
alphaomega38: hehe im such a dork/pig sometimes
g: favorite breakfast food is...?
alphaomega38: scrambled egges with toasts. ketchup on the eggs
alphaomega38: u?
alphaomega38: sausage links (not patties) as the meat
g: steak tips eggs benedict with homefries
alphaomega38: shit even your breakfast sounds sophisticated
g: NO i just loooovvee it. idk why i first tried it like over the summer and got hooked
alphaomega38: an episode of fraser taught me wheni was young that eggs benedict is the breakfast some someone who had
fulfilled a night of passion
g: ahahahha thats awesome
alphaomega38: ill have to write that down and put it on the notepad in my pocket protector
alphaomega38: i dont really have a pp
alphaomega38: ok that came out wrong
alphaomega38: i dont haver a pocket protector
g: lol sure u dont have to lie its ok...circle of trust here
alphaomega38: i can assure you my little quips are funnier in person
alphaomega38: HAHAHHA
alphaomega38: ok favorite show?
g: mine are funnier online
alphaomega38: pretty girls dont have to be smart though
alphaomega38: my fav show taught me that
alphaomega38: jk
g: real world...top model...so notorious....will and grace
alphaomega38: scrubs and the oc
g: never seen either
alphaomega38: cancelled would be farscape
alphaomega38: aww
alphaomega38: i think you'd like scrubs
alphaomega38: thats the most witty show ive ever seen
alphaomega38: its a comedy
alphaomega38: its glorious
g: farscape...that was my fathers FAVOritE show..i hated it lol he made me watch it.
alphaomega38: hahahahaha
alphaomega38: tell your dad i said whats up
g: fucking scifi
alphaomega38: fucking scifi erocks
alphaomega38: well i like a few shows
alphaomega38: i never dressed up as spock
g: ahahahh
alphaomega38: but i did like some star trek
g: i like the enterprise
g: star terk
alphaomega38: star trek ds9,tng, and enterprise, farscacpe, BABYLON 5, seinfeld, scrubs, smallville, the oc, alias, buffy,
angel, roar
alphaomega38: the list of shows ive watched all of
alphaomega38: and really liked
alphaomega38: i like will and grace also when i catch it on tv
alphaomega38: oh and the original power rangers
alphaomega38: i still remember those funny feelings i had for the pink ranger when i was a wee one
g: babylon 5 i liked...i liked the one with the guy from JAWS
g: omg..kimberly
alphaomega38: haha
alphaomega38: yar
alphaomega38: amy jo johnson
alphaomega38: played a felicity
g: she was my favorite
alphaomega38: never watched that show though
g: i liked jason tho
g: o really?
alphaomega38: jason david frank
alphaomega38: goddamn i am a nerd
alphaomega38: im the type of guy that men want to be and that women adore
g: AHAH i love it
alphaomega38: you wouldnt believe how many giggles this statement can inspire from friends
alphaomega38: lol
alphaomega38: and people who hate me
alphaomega38: ok ask me another
alphaomega38: ask me another!
g: um
g: favorite book
alphaomega38: :-)
alphaomega38: ohh
alphaomega38: its a combination of all of robert jordans books
alphaomega38: i cant pic a favorite though
alphaomega38: thats always bothered me how much i love reading and writing, but cant pic out a favorite book
alphaomega38: how about yourself?
g: ok. i understand
g: tom robins...jitterbug perfume, john steinbeck..east of eden, elzabeth koskava..the historian
alphaomega38: ill have to look into those
g: theyre all different generes lol
alphaomega38: favorite genre(s) of music?
alphaomega38: thats cool
g: everything!!!!!!!!!!i love music . i like rap, rnb, pop, CLASSIC roCK, jazz , blue, country, folk
g: im deff a classic rock girl but rap, pop and alt. are up there too
g: u
alphaomega38: rock and alternative
alphaomega38: maybe a little country
alphaomega38: listening to jimi hendrix right now
g: i never got into him
g: i like foxy lady..reminds me of waynes world
alphaomega38: i like you know, pearl jam, nirvana, rhcp, smashing pumpiking, led zeppelin, lynard skinnard, and so on
alphaomega38: this is really the only song of his i know
alphaomega38: hey joe
alphaomega38: badass
g: kool. atleast u listen to music..like real music..(im a little biased)
alphaomega38: what do you mean?
g: like rap and hip hop..tho it takes A LOT of talent to write the lyrics..its like just beats no melodies or riffs..idk but
i like the music dont get me wrong i just feel that maybe the hard work of MUSIC isnt there
alphaomega38: within rap and rnb or alot of todays music?
alphaomega38: because i would agree alot of todays music can suck
alphaomega38: i hate rap and rnb myself:P
alphaomega38: i dont like most music outsaide of what i listen to
alphaomega38: nothing against it
alphaomega38: just cant get into it
g: just rap and rnb. like idk i like rock and alt cuz its music..lyrics and song its not just mixed on a board without
instruments u know
alphaomega38: true
alphaomega38: ok your questions next
alphaomega38: you have the board
alphaomega38: (pretend im alex ok)
g: lol
g: what is ur favorite movie
alphaomega38: braveheart for awhile
alphaomega38: but i have a new one once i discovered
alphaomega38: it
alphaomega38: you wont know it
alphaomega38: eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
alphaomega38: the jim carrey and kate winslut movie no one knows about
g: i know it but i never saw it. i worked at a video store lol
alphaomega38: that went under the radar
alphaomega38: ohh
alphaomega38: well dammit thwarted again
g: lol my best friends favorite movie is that
alphaomega38: really?
g: yeah
alphaomega38: wow
alphaomega38: that was a great movie
g: i dont do dramas well
alphaomega38: i mean it captured a sense of loss and love and finding that was expertly pulled off
alphaomega38: i loved it
alphaomega38: ahh
alphaomega38: ive gotten teary eyed at a movie
alphaomega38: im not a wuss though
g: its ok thats what movies do
alphaomega38: I usually..erh drink beer...and uh, fuck mad bitchs
alphaomega38: im a mans man
alphaomega38: lol
alphaomega38: jk
g: AHAHAH
alphaomega38: i used to be into the club scene originally
alphaomega38: actually where i met that old ex gf of mines
alphaomega38: that shoulda sent up a red flag for me
g: o no...growing up gotti style
alphaomega38: ?
g: lol nvm
alphaomega38: i heard of the show
g: have u seen them?
alphaomega38: missed the association with what i said to it
alphaomega38: damn i hate being left in the dark
alphaomega38: i never watched it
alphaomega38: saw a commercial
alphaomega38: i remember one of the kids who played it were like to the bodyguard "if you keep the window up, then how can i
cuss at people?"
or somethign like that
: cuz everytime i go to a club every guy in there looks like the kids on that show...buttons up unbottoned...spiked hair big
diamond earings, chains shiny shoes..etch
alphaomega38: hehe
alphaomega38: i have a big fake diamond earring
alphaomega38: does that count?
g: no u need too and a chain to match
alphaomega38: a friend gave it to me
g: two*
alphaomega38: no
alphaomega38: chains are for commies
g: ur all set
g: lol
alphaomega38: hehe
alphaomega38: im preppy
g: are ya?
alphaomega38: i went to school in what i used to dress up alot, and a friend sees me and says "why do you always look like
your about to go to a club?"
alphaomega38: im like wtf
alphaomega38: im growing out of it
alphaomega38: dont get me wqrongly i love my express jeans
g: yeah everyone goes thru stages
g: lol i love it
alphaomega38: what express jeans?
g: that u love them
alphaomega38: hell yeah
alphaomega38: i never throw them away
g: mine 2.even tho i should
alphaomega38: i have this 10 dollar pair i bought that has way to many pockets and makes me think "what was I thinking?"
alphaomega38: but i wont toss em
g: ahah cute
alphaomega38: i hear that
alphaomega38: im more polo tee ish now
alphaomega38: i have this nice long sleeve button up i got at bana republic
alphaomega38: that i like
alphaomega38: i went through a hat phaze
alphaomega38: bought a total of 2
g: atleast u know where u shop
g: lol
alphaomega38: dont like wearing ahats anymore
alphaomega38: only last 3 months
g: y
g: i love hats.. i go weak at the knees
alphaomega38: when my hair gets long ill wear a backwards aero one
alphaomega38: lol
alphaomega38: i figured why not show off my hair while i can?
alphaomega38: i spike my hair
alphaomega38: but its very unique
g: true true. how long is it?
alphaomega38: erh not your run of the mill spikesw
alphaomega38: i got it cut so cant really psike now
g: im sorry
alphaomega38: but usually about an inch
alphaomega38: ill have to send u a pic when i can of me at my most preppy
alphaomega38: and most scrubby
alphaomega38: sorry for?
g: that u cant spike it.
alphaomega38: ohh
alphaomega38: hehe
alphaomega38: i told the girl "i want to still spike it"
alphaomega38: and she said ok
alphaomega38: she lied
alphaomega38: women ill tell you
alphaomega38: it began with eve lying to adam in the garden of eden
g: they usually do
alphaomega38: and has been going on sense
g: hey
alphaomega38: teeheehee
alphaomega38: thats my japanese schoolgirl giggle
g: u would be here if it wasnt for her
gz: lolol
alphaomega38: nor would she if not for adams rib:-)
g: i just wrote a paper on that
alphaomega38: what exactly?
g: about women in the bible..particularly on adam and his rib gift to eve
alphaomega38: wasnt really a gift no?
alphaomega38: god kinda took it from him
alphaomega38: im catholic but not very well verse in catholicism (sp?)
g: well did he? b/c women and men have the same amount of ribs
alphaomega38: well i usually use the whole "it started with eve and the viper and the apple in the garden of eden against
adam" thing when im aroundf a bunch of woman
alphaomega38: goes over very well
alphaomega38: yeah
g: im sure
alphaomega38: i get my arm taken off
alphaomega38: and have a kid
alphaomega38: he gonna be missing one arm?
alphaomega38: afterwards
alphaomega38: OMG
g: ...
alphaomega38: I just cracked the greatest mystery of catholicism
alphaomega38: hahahahahaha
g: lol
g: yea but it cant grow back silly
alphaomega38: i know
alphaomega38: whats that gotta do wtih the price of tea in china?
g: nada
alphaomega38: awesome
alphaomega38: hehe
g: i love tea
g: my favorite
alphaomega38: i find the word tea bag funny
g: y
alphaomega38: thats a 50% incommon thing we have
alphaomega38: this is me being a pig:p
alphaomega38: wait
: o god lol i knew it
alphaomega38: i fucked that up
alphaomega38: no i didnt
alphaomega38: to get tea bagged
alphaomega38: see?
alphaomega38: har har har
g: yes lol
alphaomega38: im a pirate
g: u know where "rum" comes from
alphaomega38: no...
g: the pirate word "rumbullion" meaning Uproar
alphaomega38: madox likes pirates
g: hahah. its in the desert/drink book at work that i read all the time cuz it has dumb facts
alphaomega38: he woulda known that
g: madox?
alphaomega38: www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com
alphaomega38: it will change your life
alphaomega38: dont go there now
alphaomega38: cause if u do
alphaomega38: and see his awesomeness
alphaomega38: u will forget about me and that we are chatting
alphaomega38: lol
g: no
g: never
alphaomega38: its the real reason why i dumped my gf
alphaomega38: hehe
alphaomega38: thank you
alphaomega38: im alot sexier then i sound
alphaomega38: you find my words here sexy i know
alphaomega38: the looks mathc
alphaomega38: lol jk
alphaomega38: 7 remember
alphaomega38: i go off on random thoughts sometimes
alphaomega38: im telling you it guys over with crowds of people
g: thats cool tho
g: i like random thoughts
g: makes u think
alphaomega38: yeah
alphaomega38: i was just imagining what our kids would look like
alphaomega38: in a totally nonh sexily fantasing way
alphaomega38: hows that for random?:-)
g: totally i was thinking about how weird this website is and how much better porn sites are
alphaomega38: kinky bitch
alphaomega38: lol
alphaomega38: ok age you lost virginity
alphaomega38: ?
g: ....17lol
alphaomega38: har!
alphaomega38: 19 for me
alphaomega38: too personally?
g: no
alphaomega38: ive only been with one girl myself
alphaomega38: 26 times
alphaomega38: yes i kept track
alphaomega38: i know the date and all:P
g: o wow.
g: very nice
alphaomega38: har
alphaomega38: damn i cant stop typing that now
alphaomega38: o wow?
alphaomega38: you with what? 17
alphaomega38: ?
alphaomega38: one for each year you missed out?
g: i went thru my.."i need to be a whore so boys will like me" then that stopped when i met my x/bf now.
alphaomega38: hehe its all good
alphaomega38: ok number of guys is...?
g: ....ten
g: UGH I KNOW
g: horrible
alphaomega38: haha
alphaomega38: nice pornstar
alphaomega38: lol
alphaomega38: its all good
g: ten guy 8 of which were one night stands
alphaomega38: wozer
alphaomega38: alot fo times with the other 2?
alphaomega38: of*
g: yea my bf and this other kid i was dating
alphaomega38: ive got alot of head in my time
alphaomega38: memories of youth
alphaomega38: i've went through a "whore" phase
alphaomega38: man ive done some shady stuff
alphaomega38: nothign to discriminate against
g: no but i think its better to get it done and over with
alphaomega38: i havent hit my whore phase
alphaomega38: see what happened was
alphaomega38: i was a bit ol fashioned
alphaomega38: and wnated to lose "it" to someone I liked
alphaomega38: before being a whore
alphaomega38: so I turned down alot of ass when i was younger
alphaomega38: and once i got it, shortly after, i was placed on this
alphaomega38: so never got to experience that
alphaomega38: dunno if i will after this though
alphaomega38: i may fall in love and settle down
alphaomega38: nah probably not settle down
g: which is good
g: why not?
alphaomega38: in 2 years im embarking on a spiritual journey, through the dormitories of college
alphaomega38: if i found a girl though, id be crazy faithful
g: faithful is all that a relationship needs to work
alphaomega38: you ever cheat?
g: nooo
g: never
alphaomega38: good woman
alphaomega38: hehe you say ten guys ugh
alphaomega38: one night stands arent bad
alphaomega38: ive gotten blow in the oddest of palces
alphaomega38: cause i was a w hore like that
g: lol
alphaomega38: ok
alphaomega38: backseat of friends cxar while driving
alphaomega38: he turns his head to look behind him and got an eyeful
alphaomega38: bathroom of a bk
g: ahah
alphaomega38: handjob in the bathroom of 3 previous jobs
alphaomega38: inbetween deliveries
alphaomega38: lol that one was fun
alphaomega38: i was getting paid
alphaomega38: literally
alphaomega38: ok enough about that
alphaomega38: so how long you been with your bf,xbf, fated guy ur meant to be with?"
g: 2 yrs
alphaomega38: so the 9 in one year?
alphaomega38: what did he think about that?
g: mhm...
alphaomega38: if its not too personally
alphaomega38: this is how i get em you know?
alphaomega38: know all their personal stuff
alphaomega38: then they can relate and will love me forever
alphaomega38: lol
g: he didnt care b/c i stopped when i met him
alphaomega38: cool
alphaomega38: my gf told me i was smaller then what she was used to, but actually the best
alphaomega38: wasnt a lie though!
alphaomega38: we could be honest like that
g: lol yea i love that
alphaomega38: as do i
alphaomega38: you know, stemming this conversation, i can foresee a conversation you and i will have over drinks in three
years
alphaomega38: stemming from*
alphaomega38: fun:-)
g: :-P o really
alphaomega38: yea
alphaomega38: ill tell you in three years
alphaomega38: put it this way
alphaomega38: you want to go back to my place for sex
alphaomega38: can't tell you right now how things are and if it happens
alphaomega38: hows that for random?
g: tempting
alphaomega38: ..whats tempting?
g: the whole conversation
alphaomega38: i dont get it
alphaomega38: im dense
g: sex with a stranger i meet online
alphaomega38: ohhh naughty
alphaomega38: if only i met you 5 months later
alphaomega38: i could go out lol
g: lolol
alphaomega38: then again i do have my own place
alphaomega38: you know
alphaomega38: if you play your cards right
alphaomega38: maybe just maybe
g: o really
alphaomega38: sometime in the future
g: yes
alphaomega38: you could see me face to face and decide im a fatass lard with a little peener and decide that it wouldnt be
worth it though
g: nooo
alphaomega38: ..what would you consider little?
g: idk actually
alphaomega38: hahahaha
alphaomega38: i had a fyunny retort ready for what you were gonna say
alphaomega38: but that threw me for a loop
alphaomega38: ugh i love it!
g: wat was it
alphaomega38: well
alphaomega38: lets say you were like "6 inches is the smallest i would do"
alphaomega38: I would then say
alphaomega38: "damn I missed it by a whole inch"
alphaomega38: lol
alphaomega38: you could have said 2 inches
alphaomega38: i woulda said the same thing
alphaomega38: im so crazy
alphaomega38: so you only into guys with muscles and flat stomachs?
g: hell noooo
g: never
alphaomega38: some muscles and flabby guys?
alphaomega38: flabby guts*
g: yup
alphaomega38: hehehe
alphaomega38: whats that i say
alphaomega38: get along famously
alphaomega38: :-)
alphaomega38: i bet you are a freak in bed huh?
alphaomega38: all english majors are
alphaomega38: or so i heard
g: i am
alphaomega38: i heard that while i was drinking beer at the bar
alphaomega38: and fucking mad bitches
g: lolol ur so funny
alphaomega38: but its only 2 inches
alphaomega38: i make up for it with personality
alphaomega38: usually i can get 2-3 pity fucks cause of that
alphaomega38: lol
alphaomega38: i like making people smile
alphaomega38: i try very hard
alphaomega38: too hard sometimes
alphaomega38: and other times, like this conversation, it seems to work fine
alphaomega38: hey out of ten guys, i bet you never slept with a guy weariong nothing but an ankle bracelet huh?
alphaomega38: there i go again...so zany
g: no i havent
alphaomega38: so what are you doing aside from wondering what I really look like?
alphaomega38: and chatting of course
g: getting ready 4 bed u
alphaomega38: fucking mad bitches
alphaomega38: duh!
alphaomega38: while its get to know each other, its funny how this conversation has degerated from our conversations about
writing epic pieces of literature
alphaomega38: good to get to know*
g: true
g: but i gotta get up
alphaomega38: i hear you
g: so im going to bed now
alphaomega38: ok hun
g: thanx for the chat
alphaomega38: was it really as good for you as it was for me
alphaomega38: ?
g: yes
alphaomega38: lol
alphaomega38: np
g: ttyl
alphaomega38: ill msg u next time i see you on hun
alphaomega38: cya
g: ok bye
User Reviews
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:32:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no dude, it didn't get any better towards the middle or the end
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-25 00:05:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll be blunt. I hate you. In an I love you way.
Submitted by myexstaintstain (user info) at 2006-04-24 09:04:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What kind of a dipshit accidently gives a plus two? Seriously are you that deficient man?
I accidently forgot to pull out of your mom and that is why you are here today. Also, I accidently didn't push the wire hangar farther enough up her twat. That if why you are still here. You are a botched abortion attempt. I'm gonna go fuck your retarded brother now.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-04-24 00:29:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, I can't believe I accidentally gave this a +2.
That was the most boring conversation I have ever read. Seriously, it's 1000x more fun to watch my younger brother message his ex girlfriend and talks to her like a retard to make her angry.
Submitted by myexstaintstain (user info) at 2006-04-24 00:20:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha I'll admit I don't think I've yet to get this many positive reviews in any posts. I thought this one would be rated alot more harshly then most of my other.
Inionyourass, if you don't like my post, stop clinking whatever I write, dumbfuck.
I hope to put it in her butt next tuesday. I'm glad at least someone read it all.
shitfuck, as usual much love. I'm surprised that one of the users I admire here for witty and fun posts and/or reviews seems to like my shit as you do shitfuck.
Come on guys gimme some credit, me and the girl's discussion about writing was really good, I may make another separate post in the same day containing just that part.
Thanks everyone!!! I look forward to reading some more reviews in the morning.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-04-24 00:11:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHY IN THE BLOODY HELL DID I READ THAT ENTIRE PIECE OF SHIT?!
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-04-24 00:08:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Mother fuck.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-24 00:05:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So are you going to put it in her butt?
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-04-23 23:58:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-23 23:35:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
please bart i'm on my knees. ban this one already? please? crap what do you want just please make it stop.
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-04-23 23:46:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2006-04-23 23:37:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus wept.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-23 23:35:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
please bart i'm on my knees. ban this one already? please? crap what do you want just please make it stop.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-04-23 23:31:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Reminds me of the time I farted.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2006-04-23 23:27:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Best chat I never read.
Submitted by myexstaintstain (user info) at 2006-04-23 23:23:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
erh so you can't message her I mean. HAHA second -2.
Submitted by myexstaintstain (user info) at 2006-04-23 23:22:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHA first -2 again bitches.
I edited out names of job,s, businesses, her nick so u can message her, and a few other things so u call can't use it against me. Damn I hope I didn't miss anything.