Jizztard gets recognition through publishing deal, won't be jerking off to old yearbook photos while sucking the barrel of his own gun with tears streaming down his face (again) for at least another week (843 hits)
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Submitted by squattail (View user info) at 2006-04-24 08:27:05 EDT
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Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-11 17:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shouldn't have missed this one.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-04-24 23:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-04-24 21:55:55 (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-24 11:03:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-24 10:04:58 (#)
Ranking: 1
It took me a minute but then, a light bulb went on over my skull and I get it.
Also, "jizztard" is as good a description as you can use, for that fucking moron.
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I admire your liberal use of commas, Shlongy. You're such a rebel.
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You should see the things he can do with a semicolon.
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...or a colon.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-24 22:02:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't even read the title or look at the picture. I saw Jizztard and knew. I just knew. +2 eternity.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-04-24 21:55:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-24 11:03:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-24 10:04:58 (#)
Ranking: 1
It took me a minute but then, a light bulb went on over my skull and I get it.
Also, "jizztard" is as good a description as you can use, for that fucking moron.
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I admire your liberal use of commas, Shlongy. You're such a rebel.
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You should see the things he can do with a semicolon.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-04-24 20:00:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-04-24 19:55:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-24 10:04:58 (#)
Ranking: 1
It took me a minute but then, a light bulb went on over my skull and I get it.
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There was nothing to "get", you are a stupid cunt.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-04-24 19:45:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-24 12:25:25 (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-24 09:58:26 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-24 09:04:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
But it must be true, the internet doesn't lie, ever. It's like the digital version of my mom always telling me I'm very handsome.
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My mom never told me I was handsome. She doesn't love me!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-24 18:21:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Rope (user info) at 2006-04-24 08:52:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
best title of all time
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-04-24 15:27:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-24 14:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He doesn't know how to take some humour. Lighten up linzy.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-24 14:36:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap*
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-24 14:10:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahha
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-04-24 12:35:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-24 09:04:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
It's like the digital version of my mom always telling me I'm very handsome.
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Another little tidbit for the profile. When you finally snap and go on your killing spree I'll just email the whole damn thing to the FBI.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-24 12:25:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-24 09:58:26 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-24 09:04:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
But it must be true, the internet doesn't lie, ever. It's like the digital version of my mom always telling me I'm very handsome.
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2006-04-24 11:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2006-04-24 11:18:59 (#)
Ranking: -1
Homer: I want everyone to know that this is Ned Flanders ... my
friend!
Lenny: What'd he say?
Carl: I dunno. Somethin' about being gay.
Homer Loves Flanders
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No negative though, because the graphic was good.
Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2006-04-24 11:18:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Homer: I want everyone to know that this is Ned Flanders ... my
friend!
Lenny: What'd he say?
Carl: I dunno. Somethin' about being gay.
Homer Loves Flanders
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-24 11:14:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
PS. Take a fucking shower, shitbreath.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-24 11:13:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I do tend to over-comma, but fuck it...they're free, so I'll use as many of those little fuckers as I want, assface.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-04-24 11:09:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
:''''''''''(
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-24 11:03:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-24 10:04:58 (#)
Ranking: 1
It took me a minute but then, a light bulb went on over my skull and I get it.
Also, "jizztard" is as good a description as you can use, for that fucking moron.
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I admire your liberal use of commas, Shlongy. You're such a rebel.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-24 11:01:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Congrats. You are the 20,000th person to make a post about me this month.
And I bet you thought you'd get massive applause with this shit, didn't you.
Good luck.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-24 10:49:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like your angle here, fuckface.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-24 10:04:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It took me a minute but then, a light bulb went on over my skull and I get it.
Also, "jizztard" is as good a description as you can use, for that fucking moron.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-24 09:58:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-24 09:04:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
But it must be true, the internet doesn't lie, ever. It's like the digital version of my mom always telling me I'm very handsome.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-24 09:32:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Try again.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-24 09:27:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
oh condensed soup, how thou doth mock me!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-24 09:04:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But it must be true, the internet doesn't lie, ever. It's like the digital version of my mom always telling me I'm very handsome.
Submitted by Rope (user info) at 2006-04-24 08:52:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
best title of all time
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-24 08:42:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
After exhaustive research, dilligent investigation and hairbrained assumptions I have come to the conclusion that this may or may not be funny and furthermore may or may not the truth therefore I can only assume that this may or may not be good for the cause and therefore I may or may not be able to give this a +2 or a -2. Definitely.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-24 08:35:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm not gay - or - why I like to pull down my pants, wait for my dick to get hard, shove it up another man's anus, thrust in and out until I explode between his meaty cheeks then suck it all out with a spoon and spit it into his mouth
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-04-24 08:29:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no thanx