First and only camwhore (1187 hits)
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Submitted by phels97 (View user info) at 2006-04-24 11:38:07 EDT
I though this picture would SURELY bring up some funny responses. My gf of the time took it, its about..6 months old. Im lookin forward to the responses.
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-01 23:02:33 EDT (#)
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If I wore a size 16, I swear I would hook you up. Don't cry.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-01 23:00:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-01 22:55:17 (#)
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I haven't got any handy, sorry.
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I see how it is, you women always lending clothes to each other, but as soon as I ask for a pair of heels, or a nice skirt you look at me funny and make up a bullshit excuse. I hate you all. <cries emo transvestite tears>
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-01 22:55:17 EDT (#)
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I haven't got any handy, sorry.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-01 22:52:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-01 22:50:06 (#)
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6'8" I think.
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Loan me some 6 inch heels in a size 16 and I'll think about it.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-01 22:50:06 EDT (#)
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6'8" I think.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-01 22:49:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-01 22:45:21 (#)
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Wow, 6'7" huh? You and AJ should walk around together and look down girls' shirts or something.
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How tall is AJ? I mean I can't be seen with anyone taller than me, it would look bad.
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2006-06-01 22:47:32 EDT (#)
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I would do you....
in the pooper!!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-01 22:45:21 EDT (#)
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Wow, 6'7" huh? You and AJ should walk around together and look down girls' shirts or something.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-06-01 22:45:10 EDT (#)
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So you're Eminem?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-01 22:34:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-01 22:24:26 (#)
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Either that's an abnormally small pool table, or you're a giant. Are you a giant? If so, that's pretty damn cool.
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No, the pool tables about two or three feet of the ground judging by everything else in the picture.
Now I howver, am pretty close to being a giant. 6'7 as of my physical a month ago.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-01 22:24:26 EDT (#)
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Either that's an abnormally small pool table, or you're a giant. Are you a giant? If so, that's pretty damn cool.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-04-24 18:14:14 EDT (#)
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I love this fucking broad.
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-24 16:11:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-24 12:11:44 (#)
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inion, how is that a wigger?
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it's like what white boys picked up after watching too many movies about streetball and black teenagers. seriously it's like lil bow wow fashion school.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2006-04-24 16:05:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-24 12:03:05 (#)
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Submitted by phels97 (user info) at 2006-04-24 11:47:47 (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-24 11:44:37 (#)
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YOU SHOULD GROW A MUSTACHE TO COVER UP THOSE STRETCH MARKS, FAGOT.
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This comin from a guy w/a mohawk?? get a fuckin life, and a haircut...you look like sonic the hedgehog.
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If you are stupid enought to post a picture, don't get mad when people make fun of you, you silly fagot. You should consider a mohawk anyway, it truly is a patch puller.
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is a patch puller some kind of gay porno technical term? just asking...
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-04-24 15:52:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by phels97 (user info) at 2006-04-24 12:41:17 (#)
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Midget pool table?? regulation size...
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If that's regulation size, then you're a midget.
I can't negative bomb a camwhore.
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2006-04-24 15:24:06 EDT (#)
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Man... just when I thought this site couldn't get any more douchier...
You show up.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-24 14:32:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-24 13:49:55 (#)
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You are a whiny bitch. aren't you?
Get thicker skin if you want to stick around here, Nancy.
No need to respond, but you will.
That's what the whiners do.
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irony
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-24 14:31:04 EDT (#)
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Is this Retrospect's brother? Or sister?
He/she reminds me of him. Or her. Whatever.
They're both whiny fucks.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-24 13:49:55 EDT (#)
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You are a whiny bitch. aren't you?
Get thicker skin if you want to stick around here, Nancy.
No need to respond, but you will.
That's what the whiners do.
Submitted by phels97 (user info) at 2006-04-24 13:46:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-24 13:42:21 (#)
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Submitted by phels97 (user info) at 2006-04-24 13:35:34 (#)
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hahahah this made me laugh...shiny shorts, cum catcher..frat boy..you're good.
HATE frats, but good one..really, you made me laugh...what happen?? a frat boy in college bang your girflriend?? maybe even boyfriend for that matter
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Oh, I bow before your vast intellect!
Please do not insult me on the 3rd grade level, oh master of the cumguzzlers!
This lowly servant asks that you come up with a response not spouted off by pre-pubecsents during school yard fights!
I beg your forgiveness and would like to point out you forgot to mention my mother, lord of chode sucklers!
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I dont care how "intellectual" my insults come across..i didnt know that making fun of someone needed to be on a college grade level..and this is comin from someone saying "cumguzzler" (real original) and "chode sucklers"..im so jealous of you
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-04-24 13:46:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2006-04-24 13:02:36 (#)
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still wanna talk shit?
HAHAHAHA!!!!
McBain and Fred Durst's lovechild.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-24 13:42:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by phels97 (user info) at 2006-04-24 13:35:34 (#)
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hahahah this made me laugh...shiny shorts, cum catcher..frat boy..you're good.
HATE frats, but good one..really, you made me laugh...what happen?? a frat boy in college bang your girflriend?? maybe even boyfriend for that matter
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Oh, I bow before your vast intellect!
Please do not insult me on the 3rd grade level, oh master of the cumguzzlers!
This lowly servant asks that you come up with a response not spouted off by pre-pubecsents during school yard fights!
I beg your forgiveness and would like to point out you forgot to mention my mother, lord of chode sucklers!
Submitted by phels97 (user info) at 2006-04-24 13:35:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-24 13:30:11 (#)
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When are you pledging you shiny shorts wearing frat boy cum catcher?
hahahah this made me laugh...shiny shorts, cum catcher..frat boy..you're good.
HATE frats, but good one..really, you made me laugh...what happen?? a frat boy in college bang your girflriend?? maybe even boyfriend for that matter
Submitted by phels97 (user info) at 2006-04-24 13:34:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-04-24 13:20:24 (#)
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Submitted by phels97 (user info) at 2006-04-24 12:41:17 (#)
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Midget pool table?? regulation size...rags in the background..all my hockey stuff..good though ,real good
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Hockey, huh? College, high school, rec?
Hilarity loves her some hockey.
NICE...been playin for 19 years now, from pee wees all the way up to JR's....4 years in college..and now just messin around in house leagues, tournaments here and there...great sport
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-24 13:30:11 EDT (#)
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When are you pledging you shiny shorts wearing frat boy cum catcher?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-24 13:24:48 EDT (#)
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This is a serious writer's forum.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-04-24 13:20:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by phels97 (user info) at 2006-04-24 12:41:17 (#)
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Midget pool table?? regulation size...rags in the background..all my hockey stuff..good though ,real good
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Hockey, huh? College, high school, rec?
Hilarity loves her some hockey.
Submitted by phels97 (user info) at 2006-04-24 13:03:51 EDT (#)
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what?
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2006-04-24 13:02:36 EDT (#)
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still wanna talk shit?
Submitted by phels97 (user info) at 2006-04-24 13:01:36 EDT (#)
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Also, Thank you Hilarity, 1 complement out of all of this isnt bad..wouldnt ya say??
Submitted by phels97 (user info) at 2006-04-24 12:41:17 EDT (#)
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Midget pool table?? regulation size...rags in the background..all my hockey stuff..good though ,real good
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-24 12:37:49 EDT (#)
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you look like a person with a small penis
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-24 12:26:25 EDT (#)
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Shut the fuck up, you fat pig
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-24 12:21:15 EDT (#)
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Almost Greek eyebrows.
METHOD'S NEWEST ALTER????
No, not really.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-04-24 12:20:46 EDT (#)
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Cor, it's lucky everyone cares.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-24 12:14:29 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-24 12:12:54 EDT (#)
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and whatever your name is, why "only" camwhore?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-24 12:11:44 EDT (#)
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inion, how is that a wigger?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-04-24 12:11:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-04-24 12:02:51 (#)
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You're right, Hilarity, it's not a bad camwhore.
Except he's sitting on a midget's pool table with a mountain of cum rags behind him....
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Okay, so I cracked up at this a little.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-24 12:06:22 EDT (#)
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tool. wigger tool on top of that.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-24 12:04:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by phels97 (user info) at 2006-04-24 11:47:47 (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-24 11:44:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU SHOULD GROW A MUSTACHE TO COVER UP THOSE STRETCH MARKS, FAGOT.
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This comin from a guy w/a mohawk?? get a fuckin life, and a haircut...you look like sonic the hedgehog.
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HAHAHAHA....that comeback EARNED you this +2!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-24 12:03:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by phels97 (user info) at 2006-04-24 11:47:47 (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-24 11:44:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU SHOULD GROW A MUSTACHE TO COVER UP THOSE STRETCH MARKS, FAGOT.
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This comin from a guy w/a mohawk?? get a fuckin life, and a haircut...you look like sonic the hedgehog.
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If you are stupid enought to post a picture, don't get mad when people make fun of you, you silly fagot. You should consider a mohawk anyway, it truly is a patch puller.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-04-24 12:02:51 EDT (#)
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You're right, Hilarity, it's not a bad camwhore.
Except he's sitting on a midget's pool table with a mountain of cum rags behind him....
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-24 11:57:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-24 11:51:28 (#)
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That must be your; "I've just been repeato-raped by a disease stricken nigger" face?
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BWYAHAHAHA
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-24 11:57:09 EDT (#)
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Don't EVER fucking do it again, Astro.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-04-24 11:56:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2006-04-24 11:51:29 (#)
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Submitted by phels97 (user info) at 2006-04-24 11:45:17 (#)
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ACTUALLY im Italian, they dont look waxed, but i just came back from a cruise, and the hair on my legs and arms turn blonde after bein in the sun.
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amazing _and_ fascinating
i just did it for fun, thats my reason, im still kinda new to the whole uber thing. im sorry
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there is no action in the realm of human endeavor as pointless as apologizing on Uber
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This is an absolutely true statement here.
Come on... other than the shiney legs (explained away due to cruise tan), it's not a bad camwhore.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2006-04-24 11:51:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by phels97 (user info) at 2006-04-24 11:45:17 (#)
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ACTUALLY im Italian, they dont look waxed, but i just came back from a cruise, and the hair on my legs and arms turn blonde after bein in the sun.
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amazing _and_ fascinating
i just did it for fun, thats my reason, im still kinda new to the whole uber thing. im sorry
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there is no action in the realm of human endeavor as pointless as apologizing on Uber
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-24 11:51:28 EDT (#)
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That must be your; "I've just been repeato-raped by a disease stricken nigger" face?
Submitted by GoldPlatedOrange (user info) at 2006-04-24 11:49:29 EDT (#)
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+2 cause most of the other reviews are from assholes! If he wants to camwhore let him, its just for fun
Submitted by phels97 (user info) at 2006-04-24 11:47:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-24 11:44:37 (#)
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YOU SHOULD GROW A MUSTACHE TO COVER UP THOSE STRETCH MARKS, FAGOT.
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This comin from a guy w/a mohawk?? get a fuckin life, and a haircut...you look like sonic the hedgehog.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-24 11:47:41 EDT (#)
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I hear if you want to get into the Porn Industry you have to take it up the ass for the first 3 years or so...
...what are you in, your second year?
Submitted by phels97 (user info) at 2006-04-24 11:45:17 EDT (#)
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ACTUALLY im Italian, they dont look waxed, but i just came back from a cruise, and the hair on my legs and arms turn blonde after bein in the sun.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-24 11:44:37 EDT (#)
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YOU SHOULD GROW A MUSTACHE TO COVER UP THOSE STRETCH MARKS, FAGOT.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-24 11:44:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-24 11:38:57 (#)
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Do I get first reply?
NEVER camwhore without a reason.
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the only thing you should "NEVER" do, is listen to jgreening. follow that and you'll be fine.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-24 11:43:59 EDT (#)
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Um... yeah.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-04-24 11:42:31 EDT (#)
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Love the shiny, freshly-waxed legs.
Submitted by phels97 (user info) at 2006-04-24 11:40:54 EDT (#)
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wow...quickest response ever. i just did it for fun, thats my reason, im still kinda new to the whole uber thing. im sorry
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-04-24 11:40:40 EDT (#)
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....My sexuality is questioned....no wait....its just the limp bizkit style look.
Submitted by myexstaintstain (user info) at 2006-04-24 11:40:30 EDT (#)
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I fuck ur gf after she took this LOLZZ!!!11!
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-04-24 11:40:13 EDT (#)
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interesting responses usually require interesting posts, dipsheet.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-24 11:38:57 EDT (#)
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Do I get first reply?
NEVER camwhore without a reason.