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The Kitten Part Two (415 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories

Rating: -1.27 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by chris brown <c_brown_8519.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2006-04-24 12:10:57 EDT


Part One: http://www.ubersite.com/m/87037




Someone was coming in. I was extremely scared, but i knew it wouldn't of been my parents. The door opened, and standing there is my elderly neighbour, who is around 90 years old. His face expression was one i would never forget as he stared at me with a cats body rubbed around my penis, cat feces on my face, and blood everywhere, and a beheaded cat head with some cum dripping down its face. I screamed and asked him what he was doing at our house, and he bluttered that he was asked by my mom to feed the kitten for two days, not even mentioning to me what he saw. He saw my boner, and i noticed he could not take his eyes off it. I then told him to come in the bathroom with me, and close the door. The elderly man smiled, clearly showing his immensely wrinkled face, and he walked into the bathroom, shutting the door behind him.

I told him to sit down next to me, so i swept away the dead cat with my hands, giving him an area to sit on. He sat directly on the blood. The old man stared at me for a few seconds, directly in my eyes, and right then and there i got my hand on slowly moved it up to his crotch. I could feel a semi-boner emerging in my hand. I then asked him to take his clothes off. He did. I looked at his small, wrinkled yet rigid penis. Without saying anything, i caressed it for abit, then proceeded to wrap my mouth around it and give him a blow job. His penis tasted like cracked and dry feces, but this didn't stop me. I told him to lay down, and he laid down straight on the blood, which made both of us look like we were just involved in a fatal car accident. I open his ass cheeks with my hands,and for a minute of two rubbed my face, nose, and tongue in his anus. I then put my penis in there, pumping him for another good 10 minutes. He was groaning immensely, a very low, but audible groan that will never leave my head.

After a while, he stopped groaning. I knew something was odd. I turned his bloody body over, and he was not breathing, nor moving. I thought and came to the conclusion that he had a heart attack. I sat there again, not thinking about the magnitude what just happened, i killed my kitten and elderly neighbour while having sexual acts with both. The neighbours body was still warm and in good shape, so for a short time after that i continued sexual acts on him to my pleasure.

It then hit me, i needed to get rid of the bodies. I still hadn't ejaculated, but i just wanted to tidy it up abit.I got my knife and for half an hour cut the old man up in small chunks, as well as whats left with the cat. I put it all in a large pan, and left it in the blender for 10 or so minutes. I took it out and placed the mixture of feces, old man body, kitten body, organs and blood, and put these in the large pan again. I left it on the stove while i went back to the bathroom, which still had allot of blood on it. I was still very horny at this point.

I continued masturbating myself, and it has been two hours and i still haven't climaxed, which was amazing to me, i could feel it would be an amazing orgasm. I didn't want to waste it on my hand, but i knew it would be my only choice now, there was nothing left. At that moment, i heard the front door open, and noticed my little 7 year old sisters voice. She came running to the toilet, screaming she needed to pee, and i heard mutters from my parents about their trip being cancelled. She opened the door, and saw me sitting there, naked with blood and random body parts such a fingers that i hadn't collected beside me. She was about to scream, so i knew i needed to stop it. I pulled her in the bathroom, and stuck my bloodied hand covered in feces in her mouth so she wouldn't scream. I held her really hard and close, and she was crying lowly in the silence.

My boner was rock solid, i was just about to climax, and my penis was rubbing against the back of my sisters pants. Without thinking, i decided to climax in my sister. I threw her to the ground, ripped her clothes off and observed her 7 year old pussy. It looked simply beautiful. I used all my strength to fit my penis in her vagina, it was hard, but i managed. I pumped her and after 5 seconds in her amazing pussy, she was peeing, and this pee dripped down my penis on to the floor, which i licked up. After 30 more seconds, i orgasmed, screaming out a large cry. Her pussy was bleeding, and i came all over her, almost enough cum to fill a regular tea cup. I was on top of her shaking for abit, and that feeling came in. You know the feeling, after you orgasm, that makes you feel like 'What the fuck did i just do'? I got this feeling, and it hit me hard. My sister started screaming. At the moment, my parents came in, they had bowls of food in their hand. Apparently they thought the dead body, blood and feces mix was a food i made or them, so they were eating it, enjoyingly. My mom let out the largest shrill cry you will ever hear, and i ran out of the bathroom as fast as i can onto the street, i knew my life would get fucked up because of this.

I was running on the road, naked, with my sister's vaginal blood on my penis, when my parents car were behind me. I seriously thought i would be killed by them. They pulled up and my dad threw me in the car. My mom then told me something i would never forget. The bathroom was installed with a camera, and in one giant mix up my actions in the bathroom was broadcast worldwide. My parents said i would likely spend the rest of my life in jail. I was extremely scared, and a crowd of people started emerging.

My dad drove somewhere very far, in the forest. I was very scared and confused. They both turned to me, smiling, saying they were aroused by what they saw. My parents asked for a threesome, as my overweight dad threw his shirt off and jumped on me. My mom smiled, and said she wants to have a child from me, so she would remember me, as all this will likely get me killed. I had sex with both, then ejaculated in my moms runningly wet pussy. My mom handed me a gun, and i went outside and ran, shooting everyone in site. I killed around another 400 people, before the police shot me in the leg and took me to the police station. At the police station, i see around 60 jailed men, and the police officers, wearing nothing. They all smiled at me.

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Submitted by c_brown_8519 (user info) at 2006-04-25 14:16:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

so it was bad? Or your all just a bunch of jurk offs for not reading it and giving a bad score?

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-25 00:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-04-24 19:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 incest

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-24 16:59:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You really should've stopped before part 1. Man up and rape an adolescent girl instead.

Submitted by jokr2581 (user info) at 2006-04-24 16:48:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

yeah i didn't make it past the first 3 lines and i am proud of it.

Submitted by evesapple (user info) at 2006-04-24 15:04:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

this was crap

the first one at least evoked a little emotion from me

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-24 13:34:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-24 12:19:43 (#)
Ranking: -2

You suck.

Badly.

In just glancing down to see if anyone had reviewed this, I saw the phrase "my sisters vaginal blood running down my cock"


That alone is -2 for being stupid. Then I read the beginning of each paragraph, and that only confirmed everything.
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that and the "lolz" in his reply.

Submitted by c_brown_8519 (user info) at 2006-04-24 13:04:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i'm not an alter dipshit! Why the hell do people think i'm an alter? I mean what makes people go "Hmm i think he's an alter!"

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-24 12:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

lolz?


SHUT THE FUCK UP SHITTY ALTER!

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-04-24 12:34:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

*&^%$#)*!$%

Submitted by c_brown_8519 (user info) at 2006-04-24 12:34:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i can understand some people being offended by this story...but if you are you shouldn't be here in the first place. But damn some of you just don't know it when your reading a "OMG that's fucked up" type story. lolz

Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-24 12:29:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Aristocratic

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-24 12:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

THIS WUZ AWESOME YOU SHOULD GET THIS INTO YOUR RAP LYRICS

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-04-24 12:23:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You know at first i was just going to put 'die'. Then i realised that you would be proud of the reaction you got. Instead just realise your style is awful, your sory is drab and most of all it has no point other than to offend.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-24 12:19:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You suck.

Badly.

In just glancing down to see if anyone had reviewed this, I saw the phrase "my sisters vaginal blood running down my cock"


That alone is -2 for being stupid. Then I read the beginning of each paragraph, and that only confirmed everything.


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