Orgy in my computer lab (460 hits)
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Submitted by myexstaintstain (View user info) at 2006-04-24 12:44:34 EDT
I was heading into one of the buildings in my school when suddenly, I heard some odd noises. I headed into the computer lab to separate myself from whatever was going on but boy, was I in for a surprise.
I see that fat bitch from my psychology class getting railed from behind by our fucking fuckface middle easterner foreign terrorist exchange program or whatever the fuck they call it. I look up and see the dead being spun around the ceiling by nothing more then chains nailed into his nipples. Holy gugly fuck batman.
Suddenly, Method jumps out and confesses to me all of his alters. I don't know why, I don't even know him.
I'm pulled farther into this orgy and begin blowing mean loads left and right all over everything. Holy shit, electro just drop a deuce on some skinny girls body from across the room and she's disintegrating.
Every fucking monitor in this room has been hit with a cumshot by the midgets who are running around banging into people who are getting doggie fucked by the government saying "I come from your knees".
I wake up and oh, it was only a I dream. I thank God that it was only a dream and that everything will be ok. I go to the bathroom to see midgets fucking emo's in their assholes while the emo's can only cry and cut their wrists. WTF?
-the end.
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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-25 00:06:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll be blunt. I hate you. In an I love you way.
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-04-24 16:30:05 EDT (#)
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Ha, you think you're funny.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-24 14:38:41 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-24 14:32:31 EDT (#)
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You should be a hooker because I've not witnessed anyone who sucks like you in at least 11 days.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-04-24 13:59:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks for... whatever the fuck that was. Now go sit down and shut the fuck up.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-24 13:26:10 EDT (#)
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didn't you post like 4 times today?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-24 13:24:37 EDT (#)
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Seriously?
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-24 13:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You go, girl!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-04-24 12:58:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2006-04-24 12:56:52 EDT (#)
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This reminds me of those computer generated random words posted to newsgroups here and there.
The coffee winced disgustedly as football jargon dispersed empty blenders among the racoons.
Various expletives came to mind as I read your post.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-24 12:52:50 EDT (#)
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I am now actually believing you might JUST be WTH reincarnated...
I'm heading for the bunker.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-24 12:49:42 EDT (#)
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You just don't get it, do you?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-24 12:49:33 EDT (#)
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GO
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-24 12:49:31 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-24 12:49:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-24 12:49:25 EDT (#)
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THE
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-24 12:49:17 EDT (#)
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FUCK
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-24 12:49:01 EDT (#)
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AWAY
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-24 12:48:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EntityErased (user info) at 2006-04-24 12:47:24 EDT (#)
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A sad, sad excuse for name dropping.
And, my very first...
-2kkake!
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-04-24 12:46:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I almost cried when cyril was about to get executed and he thought he was just going in for another shock treatment session