Why do so many of you say one post a day all the time? (678 hits)
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Submitted by KindaNews (View user info) at 2006-04-24 15:28:12 EDT
Seriously.
Why do you care?
Here's a sappy poem I wrote to get laid to irritate you further:
The Light, a Jealous Lover
The light, a jealous lover,
parts the curtains and slips in
to dance across the shadows
cast in patterns on your skin.
It steels across the darkness
to uncover my caress.
The light, a jealous lover,
wants you always and no less.
The light cares not to share you
with my loving eyes and touch.
It enters without warning
just to find you in my clutch.
It stares in silent fury
as my fingers dance your skin,
and watches in resentment
when my hands begin again
to find their way around you
and explore your every curve.
The light, a jealous lover,
looks on, silent and disturbed.
The light has loved you softly
and caressed you all these years,
through good and bad and in between,
with laughter and with tears.
It loved you since the day you came
into this sorry world
to brighten up the whole damn place,
a blue eyed blonde haired girl.
And now the light is angry
that I've come into your life
to draw the blinds and cut the lights
and love you through the night.
The moves we make to bring ourselves
together to the day
will shine throughout the darkness
but won't scare the light away.
So the light remains your lover,
ever silent, always there.
It fills the room with passion
though it's me for whom you care.
The light, a jealous lover,
loves you always, even still,
and watches, ever silent,
and I know it always will.
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Submitted by HHH (user info) at 2006-07-15 22:54:07 EDT (#)
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I feel ya brother
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-04-26 00:40:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-24 22:21:43 (#)
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Christ almighty Ruley! Thats gots to be the longest post I ever saw, you hitwhoring slag.
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It was originally eight parts. I slapped them all together for the repost, since someone complained about me not giving the whole story at once. That was their punishment, a giant bag of "WTF I'm not reading all that!"
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-25 00:05:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Cancer (user info) at 2006-04-24 22:21:43 (#)
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Christ almighty Ruley! Thats gots to be the longest post I ever saw, you hitwhoring slag.
You got that right, monkeyboy!
But your shit seems longer.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-24 22:21:43 EDT (#)
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Christ almighty Ruley! Thats gots to be the longest post I ever saw, you hitwhoring slag.
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-04-24 22:08:42 EDT (#)
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It's so shit posts don't bump things that are actually worth reading off the fuckin' front page.
I was enraged by something similar when I posted this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/86701
It was something that I was truly proud of, and it was bumped by a bunch of morons and alters. It wasn't even that I was looking for ratings, I was ultimately just curious of what people thought.
All apologies for linkwhoring, but it's the best sincere explanation I can offer to a real n00b.
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-24 21:45:29 EDT (#)
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Shlongy is shit
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-24 19:49:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-24 16:08:13 (#)
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In your case, NO posts per day would be a better rule to follow, shit-taster.
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Shlongy is god.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-24 19:46:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-24 15:36:23 (#)
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Thanks, Greek. Nice of you to actually read it.
I told you, I wrote it to get laid, and it worked pretty well. Use it if you want.
Answer the question, though. Really.
Isn't the fun of this site to irritate people anonymously?
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Way to fuck up your alter retard. God damn it and I thought it was someone good who hated me, now I'm going to have to go cry.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-24 19:23:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-24 15:45:16 (#)
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And what's a n00b?
Are those o's or zeros?
I want to do everything right.
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Alter.
Or just an arsehole
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-04-24 19:06:08 EDT (#)
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Auto KindaNews -2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-24 18:36:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-24 17:19:10 (#)
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That may be true but with so many shit posts, I sure seem to burn through 'em all pretty quickly.
I can barely make my fingers even TYPE "dipshit" these days.
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Dont worry Shlongster, with posts of this calibre theres gonna be plenty of people to do it for you.
Submitted by recall (user info) at 2006-04-24 17:44:50 EDT (#)
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Haha.
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-04-24 17:42:38 EDT (#)
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Who's joedaddy?
I really meant to put u in there.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-04-24 17:38:24 EDT (#)
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wow, you're quite the rebel now aren't you
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-04-24 17:21:43 EDT (#)
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You gays are funny.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-24 17:19:10 EDT (#)
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That may be true but with so many shit posts, I sure seem to burn through 'em all pretty quickly.
I can barely make my fingers even TYPE "dipshit" these days.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-24 17:17:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2006-04-24 17:04:33 (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-24 16:08:13 (#)
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In your case, NO posts per day would be a better rule to follow, shit-taster.
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And for once I actually agree with Shlongy...
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Shit-taster.
Without Shlongy we would have no worthwhile insults.
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2006-04-24 17:04:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-24 16:08:13 (#)
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In your case, NO posts per day would be a better rule to follow, shit-taster.
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And for once I actually agree with Shlongy...
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-24 16:22:57 EDT (#)
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That makes sense, Gank.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-04-24 16:13:32 EDT (#)
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Nice poem, Doodies.
You know what, if you are so prolific that you can drop 10 GOOD posts per day on here, then I'd almost say "Have at it". But you'd be shooting yourself in the foot, for one, because not as many people will be exposed to each one. And, two, people might get tired of reading your shit.
Hell, even one post per day is a lot.
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-24 16:10:40 EDT (#)
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In your case, NO posts per day would be a better rule to follow, shit-taster
But why, Shlong. Tell me why.
Tell me why and I'll stop. I promise.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-24 16:08:13 EDT (#)
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In your case, NO posts per day would be a better rule to follow, shit-taster.
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-24 15:57:38 EDT (#)
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Can't you read, motherfucker?
No. I thought you knew,
Seriously, JonnyX, why do you care? Tell me, really.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-24 15:55:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-24 15:43:54 (#)
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Seriously, JonnyX, why do you care if someone posts ten times a day?
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-24 15:40:35 (#)
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jeesus kristos, you fuckin n00bs -
everytime you make a shitty post, you knock your own post off the front page, but you also push other people's posts down the page - so when you post 10 times in one FUCKING day - you move a lot of people out of the way.
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Can't you read, motherfucker?
I JUST said why I care.
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-24 15:52:34 EDT (#)
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This is tearing me apart!
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-04-24 15:52:13 EDT (#)
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No fuck you
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-24 15:52:00 EDT (#)
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Fuck you!
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-04-24 15:50:37 EDT (#)
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Oh, Captain. You are so silly.
And I don't need any help with these weenies, Doody.
Go bury your da-da.
And that's bullshit about the bandwidth, too.
I've been on this site 2 days and it's never crashed once.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-24 15:45:55 EDT (#)
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You'll be banned by nightfall, I just know it.
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-24 15:45:16 EDT (#)
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And what's a n00b?
Are those o's or zeros?
I want to do everything right.
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-24 15:43:54 EDT (#)
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Seriously, JonnyX, why do you care if someone posts ten times a day?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-24 15:40:35 EDT (#)
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jeesus kristos, you fuckin n00bs -
everytime you make a shitty post, you knock your own post off the front page, but you also push other people's posts down the page - so when you post 10 times in one FUCKING day - you move a lot of people out of the way.
I predict this will be your last post, but that decision won't be made by you...
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-04-24 15:39:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-24 15:36:23 (#)
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Isn't the fun of this site to irritate people anonymously?
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that says a lot about your character in real life, doesnt it?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-24 15:38:47 EDT (#)
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This is shenannegans. Who are you? Method? Apollo?
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-24 15:38:41 EDT (#)
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My dad died last month. That's actually why I have so much time lately to post stuff. Took some time off.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2006-04-24 15:38:34 EDT (#)
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+2 for pissing off the nerdlets.
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-24 15:36:23 EDT (#)
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Thanks, Greek. Nice of you to actually read it.
I told you, I wrote it to get laid, and it worked pretty well. Use it if you want.
Answer the question, though. Really.
Isn't the fun of this site to irritate people anonymously?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-24 15:32:10 EDT (#)
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Seriously.
Why do you care?
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My theory is that it keeps the bandwidth at a reasonable level and helps Uber not to crash so much. If every one of us monkeys posted multiple times a day, bart's servers would be working much harder.
So, did you end up getting laid after showing that poem to your dad?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-24 15:29:48 EDT (#)
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Give over
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-04-24 15:29:26 EDT (#)
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You're a dick. But the poem is decent. Where did you steal it from?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-24 15:29:13 EDT (#)
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i dont know why everybody bitches about that, either.