If you have Diabetes, YOU'RE A BIG HOMO!!! (919 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.03 on 44 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by wijormiclat (View user info) at 2006-04-25 00:11:33 EDT
Seriously. Diabetes are for gays. "Oh look at me I can't eat sugar."
Oh yeah? How about you shut the fuck up before I fuck you in the ass with a poptart? Cry me a river you whiny bitch, how about I steal all your insulin. Then you won't cry like jgreening does when he steps on the scale. I'm sorry jay. I like the guy, but lets just say he has diabetes too.
But listen. In fifth grade, we had a birthday party for me. I brought in cupcakes for everyone. Well it just so happened that one of the homos in my class had diabetes so the teacher said that nobody could have cupcakes because we didn't want the faggot homo diabetic to feel bad. What an asshole. Oh yeah, and then he got fucked in the ass. That proves my theory.
That's what diabetics do. They ruin everyone's good time and just shit on everyone's quality of life. Next time I see a diabetic I'm going to run them over in an ice cream truck. Isn't that ironic?
FACT: Diabetics are also extremely racist.
User Reviews
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-20 00:15:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I less than three ghey AIDS.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-26 00:02:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gay!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-18 03:23:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
he -2ed two of your posts you autard.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-28 01:14:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-25 23:00:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-04-25 17:00:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
electro isn't diabetic you cheesedick!
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and you didn't fuck Alf but that didn't stop you from posting (a post i refuse to paste here) claiming you did. it's a fucking joke, kinda like your lopsided tits - everyone but you gets a good laugh out of it.
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There's real chemistry between these two.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-25 23:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-04-25 17:00:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
electro isn't diabetic you cheesedick!
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and you didn't fuck Alf but that didn't stop you from posting (a post i refuse to paste here) claiming you did. it's a fucking joke, kinda like your lopsided tits - everyone but you gets a good laugh out of it.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-04-25 17:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
electro isn't diabetic you cheesedick!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-25 10:38:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-04-25 10:10:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-25 08:56:03 (#)
Ranking: 1
last night i had a dream that i was diabetic except i needed to shoot insulin ALL TEH TIME and i had nasty festering track marks and abcesses on my arms from it.
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Dream analysts would have a field day with that one...
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It means that she has poor credit.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-25 10:35:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And what the fuck are you talking about with that whole making fun of medical conditions bullshit. See: almost every method post ever. Go chop off your dick so you won't infect the gene pool with your stupid.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-25 10:33:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-25 09:34:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-04-25 08:53:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-25 08:52:09 (#)
Ranking: -1
Making fun of medical conditions won't get you very far around here.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! STFU N00b!
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NURRRRR Teeph. I don't care WHAT the user id is, if someone's only made ten posts in the past four years and 600 odd reviews then as far as I'm concerned they're not hanging around often enough to be all that familiar with Uber.
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So I'm guessing that in your mind there is no such thing as a "lurker"? Get back on the shortbus tardo, you'll be late for fingerpainting.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-25 10:26:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Didn't actually irritate me enough for a -2.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-04-25 10:10:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-25 08:56:03 (#)
Ranking: 1
last night i had a dream that i was diabetic except i needed to shoot insulin ALL TEH TIME and i had nasty festering track marks and abcesses on my arms from it.
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Dream analysts would have a field day with that one...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-25 09:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-04-25 08:53:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-25 08:52:09 (#)
Ranking: -1
Making fun of medical conditions won't get you very far around here.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! STFU N00b!
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NURRRRR Teeph. I don't care WHAT the user id is, if someone's only made ten posts in the past four years and 600 odd reviews then as far as I'm concerned they're not hanging around often enough to be all that familiar with Uber.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2006-04-25 09:05:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wanker. fuck you and your ancestors
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-25 08:56:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
last night i had a dream that i was diabetic except i needed to shoot insulin ALL TEH TIME and i had nasty festering track marks and abcesses on my arms from it.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-04-25 08:53:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-25 08:52:09 (#)
Ranking: -1
Making fun of medical conditions won't get you very far around here.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! STFU N00b!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-25 08:52:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Making fun of medical conditions won't get you very far around here.
Submitted by Sheba (user info) at 2006-04-25 02:37:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-04-25 02:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Terrorists and methheads and diabetics. Death to them all.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-25 01:47:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Drip it.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-25 01:26:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
holy fucking bits' tits
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-25 01:00:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I shall leave you with these words: "Fuck when you want. Fuck what you want. And never let your mom ever know how terrible of a person you really are."
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-25 00:48:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Go fuck yourself. I hate the Cyst Master. No you don't. Yes I do. Shut up. Huh?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-25 00:44:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love how my dick is hard for 27 hours out of the day.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-25 00:44:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love how you're more than half of the reviews on here.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-25 00:41:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously though, I'm going to make a post about how much I love jacking off.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-25 00:38:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shut the fuck up Cleans
Submitted by MrsCleanButtFucks (user info) at 2006-04-25 00:38:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And by message do you mean, "men on the face in the morning, no burning for sunday"?
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-25 00:35:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait so do those -2's still count? Whatever. As long as my message gets out!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-04-25 00:34:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOT!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-25 00:34:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you. <3<3<3<3
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-04-25 00:34:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
At last!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-04-25 00:32:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There! It works now!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-25 00:28:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Remember that time I jacked off into your air conditioning in your car. Oh yeah, you don't know about that yet.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-25 00:24:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck tits like a fucking tit? Yeah, I said it.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-25 00:19:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay skrap. I see what's going on. I don't think it's funny. So you know what you have to do...
Give me another -2. XOXOXOXOX
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-25 00:17:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I pooped a syringe and gave the toilet AIDS.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-25 00:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I watched a cop get his chest shaved today.
For some reason, this reminded me of that.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-04-25 00:17:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCK! Am I amn idiot or what?
Have a +2 damnit!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-25 00:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wrong sign skrap. I just died inside a little.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-25 00:16:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This makes me want to jack into my eyes.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-04-25 00:16:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oop! Sorry, meant to +2 this
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-25 00:15:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! BEST POST EVER. NO JOKE. CUM FOREVER IN A COFFEE CAN I LOVE CHEETOS ELECTRO NO STUPIT FUCK YES
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-04-25 00:15:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Auto Fuck Diabetes +2!!
Who? You!
What? Rock!
How? Hard!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-25 00:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BUT WHOM KILLED HIM AND WHY?@!!?!?