Sideburns' Wedding Shenanigans (More Photos) (4855 hits)
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Submitted by Sideburns (View user info) at 2006-04-25 01:01:12 EDT
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-29 21:52:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
a very late congrats.
don't listen to the dick cheeses below.
she's very pretty.
a nose can make or break a career. look what happened to Jennifer Grey.
She fixed her big nose and ruined her career.
beauty is subjective and as long as you adore her is the only thing that really matters.
i think some of the responders on this thread should be ashamed and promptly stick their dicks in a toaster.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-09-29 19:49:00 EDT (#)
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gratz (way late) on getting married... buy your wife a cheeseburger man... my god, a snickerdoodle even something.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2006-06-08 10:54:49 EDT (#)
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Dude! How did you get Screech from Saved by the bell to come to your wedding?
Napoleon Dynamite?
Whoever he is, that JewFro is sexy.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-06-02 12:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1) No more oral sex. After 1st kid, no more sex period.
2) That sports car is certain to be replaced by a minivan/station wagon/ or gas guzzling jerkmobile (SUV).
3) Divorce
Oh... Congratz, man.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-30 07:46:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
having problems yet?
Submitted by Bundaberg (user info) at 2006-05-28 09:23:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-05-20 03:39:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You two look so happy and cute together. Everytime I look at these pics I smile.
Sincere blessings to you both and wishes for a long and happy life together.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-05-20 02:43:41 EDT (#)
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Shat myself with bliss.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-05-18 03:53:10 EDT (#)
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It looked like a lovely cermony Sideburns and congratulations.
The captions were funny too, but personally I wouldn't want to impair the significance of my wedding day by making a joke out of it. What does your bride think?!
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-05-12 13:14:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-04-25 22:06:57 (#)
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And to the issue of this being a cheap wedding...
No shit.
Anyone who spends buttloads of money on a wedding that you don't need to is a moron. I'm sure we could have afforded a very, very luxurious wedding (Not saying that I definitely could have, for those of you willing to call me out on it).. but plastic cups make sense as opposed to spending hundreds of dollars on wine glasses.
Having the reception in the church's gym made more sense than having the guests drive to some dining hall or civic building.
Of course, I'm explaining this to Uber. So let's just say that I'm a poor hillbilly. That's more believable.
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+2 for every sentiment in this post. My sister's Italian in-laws were mad at my folks because they couldn't afford to drop $55,000 for their wedding plans. We had 20 guests and they had 300. We didn't think 3rd cousins really counted. I then had to attend this day-long travesty: UNIMPRESSED. It was essentially a larger-scale senior prom (with which I was also unimpressed) with a Catholic mass. Looking back, there were no redeeming qualities to that gigantic waste of cash other than to say "I had a big, lavish, beautiful wedding!"
Granted, if I were super-rich, I'd probably spend a bit on a wedding, but I'd really try to avoid extraneous pomp & circumstance and focus on the actual event. Is it really worth inviting people neither the bride nor groom even knows?
Okay, sorry for my rant...I'm just a bit traumatized by long, boring, drawn-out events. As for the post itself, it was funny, but shame on you if you honestly didn't expect certain uberers to make fun of the people involved, particularly the bride. I mean, every male on uber has dated either Jessica Alba or Adriana Lima or any one of the naked vixens that zakalwe posts, so to think you'd get away with posting pics of your new bride...well, you know.
FIN.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-12 13:00:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yay!
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:46:58 EDT (#)
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I'm soooo sorry. Man. Dude.
Eh... what the hell.
MAZZELTOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-05-02 00:17:04 EDT (#)
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As a friend, you shut the fuck up and let your friend be happy. Just because a girl isn't good looking doesn't mean she automatically isn't worth anything. Looks are completely subjective. I'd like to see your future wife.
Laughing at your buddy for banging a fat girl: expected
making fun of the way your friends wife looks: socially retarded
pointing out that the wedding wasn't expensive: completely uncooth
Sideburns, congrats bro. To hell with these people.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-04-29 14:07:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-04-25 22:06:57 (#)
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And to the issue of this being a cheap wedding...
No shit.
Anyone who spends buttloads of money on a wedding that you don't need to is a moron. I'm sure we could have afforded a very, very luxurious wedding (Not saying that I definitely could have, for those of you willing to call me out on it).. but plastic cups make sense as opposed to spending hundreds of dollars on wine glasses.
Having the reception in the church's gym made more sense than having the guests drive to some dining hall or civic building.
Of course, I'm explaining this to Uber. So let's just say that I'm a poor hillbilly. That's more believable.
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Amen to that!
When I get married, I'm not having a typical reception. I'm having a backyard BBQ! I think it'll be a helluva lot more fun that way, and besides.. any woman that tells you that fancy wine glasses are more important than celebrating your new marriage is a BRIDEZILLA.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-29 13:42:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Way to go, man. I don't know if I'll ever propose...
Your wife is beautiful.
Method can eat shit - I guess if there's not a large pole nearby, he can't see beauty.
I wonder how long it'll continue to be wierd to hear her called/call her your wife?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-04-28 19:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
bored of this now.
your bird is a dog.
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-04-28 19:19:32 EDT (#)
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Don't get angry at method he's just autistic.
"UHHHH WHY DOESNT HE APPRECIATE WHEN I GIVE HIS NEW WIFE A THUMBS DOWN?? i'm a little offended... HEY GUYS HAVE YOU SEEN MY BASEBALL?"
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-28 19:10:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Has Mrs Sideburns seen this?
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-04-28 18:53:43 EDT (#)
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Glad to see Dr. Phil was able to perform the ceremony. Congrats again.............
till the honeymoons over.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2006-04-28 11:58:01 EDT (#)
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congrats.
Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2006-04-27 14:55:34 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-27 03:21:17 EDT (#)
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'Burns, I swear upon my Dark Pagan Masters...
I think your wife is really hot. She's totally the kinda chick I dig.
I like itty, petite things of Nothern European blood.
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2006-04-27 03:05:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This reeked of hilarity. Congrats to you sir
The Bang
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-04-27 00:12:42 EDT (#)
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Can we at least make fun of the girlie car, or is that off limits too?
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-04-26 23:39:47 EDT (#)
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I wasn't expecting you to divulge your opinion about her looks at all. In fact, I know most definitely that your taste in women differs from mine. Some things are best left unsaid, especially if you are on a personal level with a human-being.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-04-26 00:41:28 EDT (#)
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sorry. I was confusing my current girlfriend with my exwife. Okay..let's set this straight.
ex-wife looked like method. Current...teh hotness.
ex-wife looked like method....
wait a minute...IT WAS METHOD!!!
that's the last las vegas wedding you're dragging me to, buster!!
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-04-26 00:39:37 EDT (#)
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I'm betting that's not the case though, and ol' Burnsy here is Cunt-Struck in Seattle
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*giggle*
you said seattle.
ha!
<wistful> I was married once, really hot chick too. She realized I would be gone for most of the marriage, and when I was home, all I would really want is some lovin' and possibly a blowjob on the way to my next deployment.
we were prombtly divorced....she gave horrible head.</wistful>
If I remember, she looked a lot like method.
wait a minute.....
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 00:05:24 EDT (#)
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I'm actually quite offended that you would expect anything less from me. I suppose that you're going to defend her honor to the death no matter what though.
Personality can make the ugliest people absolutely beautiful.
But I don't know her, so fuck you for being such a little bitch about it, and fuck you for expecting me of all people to tell you she's the hottest girl I've ever seen in my life.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 00:00:30 EDT (#)
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Whatever dude, villify me for not sugar coating things and telling you what you want to hear, that's not my problem. Like I said, if you were one of my boys from home, I would have done the same. Sorry if I disrespected you, but don't look at me when you wanna ask "my wife is beautiful, isn't she?", because I won't lie to you. I would be doing you a disservice, and I wouldn't do that to one of my friends.
I also said that I'm sure she's the most wonderful and sweet girl in the world, and that you probably love each other very much. I just think you could do better looks-wise. Since that's all you've offered up to us, that's all I have to go by.
Congratulations and all that, I'm sure you'll have a happy life together. Now get your fucking panties out of your ass crack
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-25 22:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Burnsie, if it means anything to ya, you married a gal I'd have carnal relations with.
Well, I would have.
Except you married her.
So now I can't.
Unless you approve.
I'll give you a backrub or something...
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-25 22:18:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-25 09:31:08 (#)
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You know you would remember what they looked like if you fucked me sober at least once.
I'm not asking alot am I?
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Peon what do want Method for? It's been proven that every alter you have makes your peener size decreaseby half, so by my calulations Method's peener is know only the size of an Asian peener, whereas he was the size of a sperm whale two years ago.
Fact.
Don't ask me how I know.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-04-25 22:09:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-04-25 01:03:15 (#)
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It's too bad her tits don't stick out nearly as much as her nose, what a disgusting bird faced bitch, you deserve each other.
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That's what the internet's for. To say things that you'd never get away with saying to anyone in real life.
She's beautiful. More beautiful than any girl you've ever dated or drugged and raped. It's no surprise you're one of the few Uberers that refuses to post a picture of yourself. I'm willing to bet you're no posterboy underwear model.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-04-25 22:06:57 EDT (#)
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And to the issue of this being a cheap wedding...
No shit.
Anyone who spends buttloads of money on a wedding that you don't need to is a moron. I'm sure we could have afforded a very, very luxurious wedding (Not saying that I definitely could have, for those of you willing to call me out on it).. but plastic cups make sense as opposed to spending hundreds of dollars on wine glasses.
Having the reception in the church's gym made more sense than having the guests drive to some dining hall or civic building.
Of course, I'm explaining this to Uber. So let's just say that I'm a poor hillbilly. That's more believable.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-04-25 22:03:36 EDT (#)
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OH.. and that tall skinny guy is the bride's brother. He's currently researching cures for diseases I didn't even know existed. He makes more money than both of us.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-04-25 22:00:12 EDT (#)
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Method...
I know that you like to get under the skin of people. It just riles your bones to know that you've pissed off a complete stranger on the internet. You and I used to make a living off of pissing off others. Together, we rocked the Uber world.
But that was three years ago.
You are one of the FEW Uberers... few meaning two or three... that I actually had a friendship with outside of this damned website.
Not one review in the history of Uber has ever legitimately pissed me off. Ever.
Your comments below not only served their purpose, but made me feel like an old friend just hit me in the back of the head.
As much as you really don't care, George, I've lost all respect for the only Uberer I had any respect for in the first place.
But again, I shouldn't be mad at you. You've always been an asshole. I place the blame on myself for posting these photos to give you the chance to be an asshole.
I really don't know what else to say right now. It doesn't matter though. Nevermind.
Submitted by syndl (user info) at 2006-04-25 18:38:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Congrats on tying the knot. Someone please explain to Tim that is not three cakes. They removed the topper from the ceremonial cake (look at the picture it's right freaking next to the bottom half) more than likely for the cake cutting. Also the large sheet cake is usually for the guests.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-25 18:04:33 EDT (#)
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I have to +2 this just because of Method's brutal fucking honesty. You can always count on that prick to tell you the truth.
Him and Shlongy.
These are the 2 users on Uber that not only piss me off, but wrench from me grudging respect.
</shameless cock-sucking>
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-25 17:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-25 17:38:20 (#)
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Congrats on the whole marriage thing but if I wanted to see boring-ass pictures of your fucking nuptuals, I would have accepted your wedding invitation and actually attended.
Or, I would have crashed it.
As it stands, my wedding pictures from 1983 are WAYYYY more interesting, if for no other reason than the guest list alone.
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Please do share these.
I would share mine, but my wedding was done the only sensible way.
County Courthouse.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-25 17:38:20 EDT (#)
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Congrats on the whole marriage thing but if I wanted to see boring-ass pictures of your fucking nuptuals, I would have accepted your wedding invitation and actually attended.
Or, I would have crashed it.
As it stands, my wedding pictures from 1983 are WAYYYY more interesting, if for no other reason than the guest list alone.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-25 17:12:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-04-25 01:03:15 (#)
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It's too bad her tits don't stick out nearly as much as her nose, what a disgusting bird faced bitch, you deserve each other.
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Holy shit...hahahahha
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-25 17:04:07 EDT (#)
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Garter Boy is the Short Round of 2006.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-04-25 16:58:07 EDT (#)
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My invitation MUST have gotten lost in the mail. That is the only excuse I can think of for my not being invited.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-25 14:59:47 EDT (#)
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You bagged a firecrotch. Firecrotch. Firecrotch. Firecrotch.
THAT, Method, mein creepy friend, is a fuckin redeeming quality.
Firecrotch. They don't call em that for nothing.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-04-25 14:50:39 EDT (#)
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auto +2 shenanigans
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-25 14:38:24 EDT (#)
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poor kids.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-04-25 14:29:16 EDT (#)
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Ok, I'll be the bitch who says it.
Anyone want to place bets on how long this marriage will last?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-25 14:18:01 EDT (#)
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Id still do your wife.
In the pooper etc etc blah blah
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-25 14:13:53 EDT (#)
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My favorite piece is the staged shot of the unity candle where nobody is sitting in the pews behind you guys.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-04-25 14:11:11 EDT (#)
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Who's the eldest, you or garter boy?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-25 13:57:15 EDT (#)
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Congrats man.
Your wedding makes me feel pasty white and J-Crew-ish
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-04-25 13:51:39 EDT (#)
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good luck with your marriage.... looks like you'll need it!!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-04-25 13:32:20 EDT (#)
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Dude, you have to age 4 years, gain weight and re-grow the sideburns, because right now you look nothing like the YOU in my head.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-04-25 13:16:29 EDT (#)
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Don't listen to Method. He is mad because they cancelled his favorite type of
butt plug.
Congrats!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-25 13:13:39 EDT (#)
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I ruv roo Rorge
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-25 12:53:57 EDT (#)
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oh yeah cuz i'm soooo jewish i'd hafta know how to spell shit in yiddish or hebrew or kosher speak or whatever the hell they talk in. christ give me a break here. the only things that make me jump for joy over judaism are adam sandler and circumcision.
nice alliteration eh?
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-04-25 12:47:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-04-25 12:38:36 (#)
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rofl
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What?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-25 12:42:11 EDT (#)
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it's yarmulke, you daft cunt
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-25 12:41:23 EDT (#)
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i thought i saw a yamulkah in there somewhere. being jewish would've explained paper cups and plates too ya know.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-04-25 12:38:36 EDT (#)
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rofl
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-25 12:36:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-25 12:31:28 (#)
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You have GOT to be kidding me, buddy, I've bagged some pigs in my day, but this one....she has NO redeeming qualities aside from the fact that she's not fat. She looks like a pterodactyl about to swoop down on its prey.
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HAHAHAHA!!!!!! Oh god... and someone asked during the UA series why I made you the head Villain...........
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-25 12:32:53 EDT (#)
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Tim, they obviously aren't loaded, and couldn't afford a huge wedding hall like some rich assholes can. Maybe the paper plates and cups might have clued you in?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-25 12:31:28 EDT (#)
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You have GOT to be kidding me, buddy, I've bagged some pigs in my day, but this one....she has NO redeeming qualities aside from the fact that she's not fat. She looks like a pterodactyl about to swoop down on its prey.
Bear in mind, of course, that I know NOTHING else about this girl, and she could be the sweetest, most adorable girl in the world, and just oozes sex appeal.
I'm betting that's not the case though, and ol' Burnsy here is Cunt-Struck in Seattle
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-04-25 12:26:25 EDT (#)
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am i wrong, or are wedding cakes supposed to be tall and big and have shit on top of them?
or at least a "MR. AND MRS. SIDEBURNS WEDDING 2006" written in frosting on the to p.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-25 12:18:53 EDT (#)
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Method, you know you're my favorite Super-Villain, but....
Do you ever actually have sex with women, or do you just stand in front of the mirror and jerk off to your own image?
I honestly don't understand how you think Sideburn's new wife is hideous. No, she not a Victoria Secret's model, but she's still quite adorable. She is, um... what's the phrase... A NORMAL YOUNG WOMAN! What kind of hookers have you been paying for? Expensive ones, I guess. I mean, we all know you're a Greek God and all that, but still...
Oh, and Lisa... Tim tried to tell me you weren't a self-obsessed, overbearing cunt.
As far as I'm concerned, I would still like to crush your skull in with a cinder block.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-25 09:45:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-25 09:39:13 (#)
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+2 just cuz i want your wife. you're so lucky to have a redhead. even though her boobs aren't as big as this chick's from brooklyn that was hittin on me all friday night. mmmm puerto rican and irish boobs.
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Genetic Engineering really is the way forward.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-25 09:40:30 EDT (#)
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not long till your eclipse breaks down.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-25 09:39:13 EDT (#)
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+2 just cuz i want your wife. you're so lucky to have a redhead. even though her boobs aren't as big as this chick's from brooklyn that was hittin on me all friday night. mmmm puerto rican and irish boobs.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-25 09:31:08 EDT (#)
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You know you would remember what they looked like if you fucked me sober at least once.
I'm not asking alot am I?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-25 09:28:45 EDT (#)
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SHUTUP AND SHOW ME YOUR GIGUNDO FUNBAGS
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-25 09:28:13 EDT (#)
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Paternity test!......
What was wrong with the last 3?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-25 09:26:46 EDT (#)
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WHERES MY PATERNITY TEST, SLUT?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-25 09:25:54 EDT (#)
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SHADDUP Method... at least HE married his baby momma.
*sobs*
P.S. Method Jr. wants you to take him to the zoo this weekend.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-25 09:25:16 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-25 09:25:08 EDT (#)
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Congtars. again I guess. unless i spelt it right the first time around
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-25 09:24:27 EDT (#)
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AND SHEER DICKHEADEDNESS
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-25 09:24:16 EDT (#)
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I ONLY SAID THOSE THINGS OUT OF LOVE
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-25 09:20:44 EDT (#)
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The fucking folding chairs and the plastic picnic table with the tablecloths on top are the icing on the cake.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-25 09:19:27 EDT (#)
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Dude, I know we're supposed to be internet boys and all, and I contemplated submitting this since I'm going to catch a lot of shit and hurt your feelings, but I'll have to be quite honest, since hardly anyone else is around here, and I would do the same for any of my boys in real life.
That is the ugliest broad I have ever seen in my life, and I've seen some real winners. She's fucked 12 ways from Sunday. You're gonna have to wake up to that every morning. What were you thinking? Is the pussy THAT good? I'm just going to assume that you're absolutely cunt-struck, and one day you'll snap out of it and realize what you've done.
And that tall skinny guy with the curly hair....I mean.....Jesus fuck......I have no words. He looks about as bright as a sack of rocks. PLEASE tell me his name isn't Cletus. PLEASE.
Remind me never to move to hillbilly country.
And your hair is a wreck. Please stop posting pictures of this travesty.
No offense. If we were boys, not just internet acquaintances, and you lived around here, I'd have told you to your face before you went and did something like this. I wouldn't have let you go through with it. It's the least I could do. As it is, I'm too late.
I'm sure you love her though, and she loves you. That's all that matters, right?
See you on Jerry Springer. Love ya.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-25 08:55:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-25 08:13:54 (#)
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HAHAHA Garter Boy.
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And, your usher kind of looks like Keith Richards in that side view shot where he's holding the damper.
Submitted by Chi_Guy (user info) at 2006-04-25 08:39:03 EDT (#)
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Is that an elbow on her face... oops thats her nose.
Damn!!!
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-25 08:13:54 EDT (#)
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HAHAHA Garter Boy.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-25 04:12:46 EDT (#)
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Miss Maryweathers?
Like Merryweather the fairy?
*dances in delight*
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-04-25 02:40:16 EDT (#)
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Great!
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2006-04-25 02:20:38 EDT (#)
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I think your wife left like.. 30 lbs at home.
grats
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-25 01:57:26 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-25 01:35:10 EDT (#)
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LE SIGH
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-04-25 01:24:30 EDT (#)
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Who said I'm stopping at one? Imagine the fun we could come up with in the bedroom with THREE PEOPLE!!
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-04-25 01:22:47 EDT (#)
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It's too bad they didn't legalize gay marriage before that broad snatched you away from me.
XOXOXO.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-25 01:20:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
le sigh
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-04-25 01:20:31 EDT (#)
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No. We decided to go for a basketball theme with the hoops, three point lines and whatnot.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-04-25 01:18:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why do you have so many cakes?
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-04-25 01:18:29 EDT (#)
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Speaking of shotguns, I call shotgun on Photoshop. This shit cracks me up, even though you seem like a good guy, and I hope you're happy and whatnot. It's in a gym, right?
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-04-25 01:13:56 EDT (#)
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Why? Because we don't sport overalls and shotguns like the weddings you've been to?
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-04-25 01:11:41 EDT (#)
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Okay, me first, I got it: Senior Prom.
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-25 01:11:27 EDT (#)
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I fucked that girl.
Not her, the one you call "garter boy"
No tits at all.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-04-25 01:10:59 EDT (#)
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Can we guess the theme of your wedding?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-25 01:09:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Forget this wedding shit!
I wanna see pictures from the Honeymoon!
Preferably, pictures of your super-hot wife giving you a strip tease...
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-25 01:09:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AY YO SIDEBURNS! TELL DAT BITCH TO OPEN HER POOT!!!
Grats.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-04-25 01:08:36 EDT (#)
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Tear. Poor thing. Still alone.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-04-25 01:04:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-04-25 01:03:15 EDT (#)
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It's too bad her tits don't stick out nearly as much as her nose, what a disgusting bird faced bitch, you deserve each other.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-25 01:02:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So did you totally wreck her pussy that night or what?