It's Been a Year Now... (1075 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.55 on 37 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by CookieLass (View user info) at 2006-04-25 10:42:27 EDT
Let's get hitched, Phuzzy. Time to make it official.
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-25 20:02:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HE'S MINE!
I WATCHED HIM MAKE SWEET SWEET LOVE TO THE BREAKFAST BUFFET AT THE TROP!
Wait... That was me...
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-04-25 19:49:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-25 14:44:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-04-25 13:33:55 (#)
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I thought it might have been something like that, but in one of the rare fits of tact that i have been known to have, refrained from asking outright.
Maybe yuou should just Uber-marry the Bloke. Lordy knows he's met enough of us to qualify.
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He can stay my boyfriend - or Uberboyfriend. For EVAR.
Probably.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-25 13:44:05 EDT (#)
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whoa
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-04-25 13:33:55 EDT (#)
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I thought it might have been something like that, but in one of the rare fits of tact that i have been known to have, refrained from asking outright.
Maybe yuou should just Uber-marry the Bloke. Lordy knows he's met enough of us to qualify.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-25 13:12:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-25 12:00:48 (#)
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Merlina, you're practically a common law wife though.
I mean wouldn't you want that? If the bloke died you could get all of his stuff. Might be a consideration as you do a lot of DIY; the nations greatest killer.
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Not common law if I'm not living with him.
And no, I have plenty of my own money :D
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-25 12:00:48 EDT (#)
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Merlina, you're practically a common law wife though.
I mean wouldn't you want that? If the bloke died you could get all of his stuff. Might be a consideration as you do a lot of DIY; the nations greatest killer.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-25 11:53:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-04-25 11:46:26 (#)
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I thought maybe you and the Bloke *had* hence the new last name appearing on your e-mails.
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Lordy no.
I have never wanted to get married but about ten years ago I 'did a Britney' and married my guitarist from my band on a whim, whilst VERY drunk. I'd have married the bloody Pope that night if he'd been sitting at the bar sipping a Martini, I was so wasted.
We split & divorced very soon after and it took me about ten years to get round to changing my name back.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-04-25 11:46:26 EDT (#)
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I thought maybe you and the Bloke *had* hence the new last name appearing on your e-mails.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-25 11:46:21 EDT (#)
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We could always have a big multinuptual to-do and become Orgasmaphuzzycookielicious.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-25 11:43:25 EDT (#)
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ooh talking of marriage maybe me and the Bloke should...
*chokes*
AAKKKKAAGGHHHPLLEBTHHH
Sorry. Momentary loss of sanity. Bollocks to that, I'm staying single.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-04-25 11:43:17 EDT (#)
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Excellent! O-Matron, Sacrilicious... will you lot do me the honour of also shackling yourself in matrimony as Phuzzy and I merge to form PHOOKIEGASS! ?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-25 11:41:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-25 11:39:04 (#)
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Can we have a double service?
I've been meaning to drag Sacrilicious to the courthouse for a few days now.
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*wipes tear from eye*
The answer is YES!
Orgasmalicious, Daddy-O.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-25 11:40:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
*flips bird in jealous rage*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-25 11:39:04 EDT (#)
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Can we have a double service?
I've been meaning to drag Sacrilicious to the courthouse for a few days now.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-04-25 11:20:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-25 10:45:36 (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/87119#1949994
Saffas don't count legally for marriage. It's like naming your pet the same surname as you. It's cute and all, but it don't matter for shit in the eyes of the law. """
hahahahaha
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-25 11:17:56 EDT (#)
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What the fuck IS that statue?
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-25 11:14:50 EDT (#)
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I vote for PHOOKIEGASS!!!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-04-25 11:13:51 EDT (#)
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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha Bam.
I vote Phookigass. That's a universe-ruling surname there, it is.
Your list is:
Tequila lolly with worm inside
Tornado in a bottle
a pewter cracker
perhaps some mexican candy
I'm still making lists. I may just go to one of our MANY souvenir shops and go wild.
In other news, I am eating a fudge pop.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-25 11:12:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-25 11:02:26 (#)
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awe...Caul...that's so sweet of you but I'm taken
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:-(
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-25 11:11:24 EDT (#)
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*chuckles*
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-25 11:02:26 EDT (#)
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awe...Caul...that's so sweet of you but I'm taken
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-25 11:01:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-25 10:46:13 (#)
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jealous.
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Hey, if you're real, which you're not, I'll be your boyfriend.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-04-25 10:58:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So what am I getting?
So far, your prospective ingredients are:
Biltong
Koeksisters
Puthu pap
Peppadews
Oros
Postcards
and maybe some small intricate carving of a meerkat.
But that's all subject to change, and more thought than 30 seconds worth.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-04-25 10:54:19 EDT (#)
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Behold the power of...
LASSGISH!!!
PHUZZYCOOK!!!
PHOOKIEGASS!!!
Awesome.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-04-25 10:53:57 EDT (#)
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I'd rather like the gravel post, methinks... mainly as I'm bored and am doing nothing but making lists of prospective care-package items.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-04-25 10:52:40 EDT (#)
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I was hoping for some hyphenation-action. Ooh!! Or maybe we can take half of yours and mix it with half of mine to make a new and all-powerful surname!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-25 10:51:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-25 10:50:37 (#)
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I'm going home now. I'm still reeling from the disappointment at not getting a fried breakfast.
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eeughh - fried breakfast.
You need porrige. That'll put hairs on yer chest.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-04-25 10:51:39 EDT (#)
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Does this mean I don't have to do the gravel post?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-25 10:50:37 EDT (#)
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I'm going home now. I'm still reeling from the disappointment at not getting a fried breakfast.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-04-25 10:50:17 EDT (#)
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Yes. Yes YES YES!
Yes, UberGirlfriend.
Yes.
But I get to keep my surname....
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-25 10:48:01 EDT (#)
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Yeah, I haven't had sex for about that long either.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-25 10:47:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-25 10:46:13 (#)
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jealous.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-25 10:46:13 EDT (#)
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jealous.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-25 10:46:08 EDT (#)
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jealous
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-25 10:45:36 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/87119#1949994
Saffas don't count legally for marriage. It's like naming your pet the same surname as you. It's cute and all, but it don't matter for shit in the eyes of the law.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-25 10:43:25 EDT (#)
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Aren't you wed to some manner of giant American?