In all seriousness... (1011 hits)
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Submitted by Corn Nugget (View user info) at 2006-04-25 13:22:11 EDT
Do you have the "Teacher" friend? The one who feels that she is so moral and intellegent that she will always bestow great wisdom upon you and your children? Wisdom like, "Levi, chew that candy!"?
"Dude, he's 3, he understands how to chew at this point".
Or the judgemental friend? "Oh my god. Sara lets her daughter go outside without SHOES ON!"
Lets say you had a friend that was so near and dear to your heart that you considered her family? You had talked about your deepest fears and greatest joys with her. Then, while watching American History X, you find out that she's a full fledged, card carrying racist?
This same friend says "OH MY GOD SICK" when she sees the black guy kiss the white girl in Shall We Dance.
Oh, fuck you, I like that movie.
I like movies that involve dancing:
Dirty Dancing
Shall We Dance
Havana Nights
Saturday Night Fever
http://www.dailydancer.com/
Oh, I was doing a google image search the other day, and somehow happened to find this website: www.dirtybuffalo.com NSFW. Ha ha Kirk!
Anyway, what the hell was I going on about?
Oh yeah, not only is my friend racist, she's also lacking any original thoughts: "I don't hate black people, I just hate niggers".
And what if you had a friend that reminded you of Randal from Clerks?
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2663103042943104705&q=clerks&pl=true
User Reviews
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-04-26 22:33:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kewl hope you find something in a2!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-04-25 23:24:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-25 13:34:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
AJ is a fucking dorky human/giraffe hybrid """
yeah but you gotta love him.
the apollo, aj and spazzy fat arse greasy greek big fat wedding show would rule by the way.
we could have 'tard of the week and every week it would be Snr J Wellman.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-04-25 22:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-04-25 18:01:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
I like Save the Last Dance.
What's with the AJ collage?
I hate everyone.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-04-25 22:41:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He reminds me more of Cameron from Ferris Beuler.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-25 22:01:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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rhys_rhaven: ....
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rhys_rhaven: oh it gets worse. she has no file structure!!!!!
rhys_rhaven: what kind of sick woman doesnt organize her files?!!!
Daniel: EWWWWWWWW
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-04-25 22:00:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tim, you weren't cropped... Shiloh was cropped out of the bottom one, but aj was alone in the rest of them.
Knucklehead... had a few interviews in A2, job offer at a mortgage company, that's it.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-04-25 21:41:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I got no friends.
CHU GOTTA NUDDER JOB YET????
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-04-25 21:22:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i'm pretty sure i was cropped out of at least two of those pictures, and frankly...i dont like it one bit
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-04-25 18:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like Save the Last Dance.
What's with the AJ collage?
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-04-25 16:57:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So I'm guessing you went to see You Got Served, right?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-04-25 16:56:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-25 16:47:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah but we need someone like randall to talk to ets. cuz if he can get dante to snap out of it with only a minor beating involving a salsa shark and a life talk with the word fuck in it several times then he can save ets too.
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Does the drama have to be perpetuated on posts that have fuckall to do with him? I'm so sick of seeing that acronym on every fucking page of this site.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-25 16:47:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah but we need someone like randall to talk to ets. cuz if he can get dante to snap out of it with only a minor beating involving a salsa shark and a life talk with the word fuck in it several times then he can save ets too.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-25 16:37:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
What the fuck is the point here?
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-04-25 15:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I saw a preview for a Clerks sequel the other day.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-04-25 15:43:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope Grease in on your list.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-04-25 15:34:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
poor little freak of nature
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-04-25 14:46:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like movies about dancing too. For an old school treat, check out "Shag" - it has AnnaBeth Gish in it, that's how old it is.
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2006-04-25 14:34:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-04-25 14:33:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the japanese version of shall we dance was better
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2006-04-25 14:11:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Am not, you are!
yeah, that's all I got. :(
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-04-25 14:08:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1) Uncanny
2) My Jimmy Stewart is nowhere near as good as Bart's Louis Armstrong.
3) I looked much better than decent.
Now back to work.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-25 14:08:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Have you ever watched Mambo Kings?
If you like dancing movies with drama, music, and death, you won't be disappointed. One of Antonion Bandera's finer films.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-25 14:04:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that stinks that that dude is like the dorkiest character in any of kevin smiths films.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-04-25 14:04:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
aj is on myspace right this second, so why isn't he on UBER?!
I'm overly excited about teasing him.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-04-25 13:56:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NEWS FLASH: DURAE IS A RASCIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2006-04-25 13:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha AJ!!
I thought you were describing me up until the card-carrying racist part. It's not my fault everyone does everything wrong.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-04-25 13:44:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AJ does a mean Jimmy Stewart that makes me vomit with glee. It might actually be disgust, but who am I to judge my own actions?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-04-25 13:36:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Last time I saw aj he actually looked decent. He had on NORMAL shoes (not those damn sneakers he always wears) and nice clothes. He was still a dork, though.
Man, AJ is SO Randal. 100% I'm laughing just thinking about it. How did I not see this BEFORE?!?!?!?!?!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-25 13:35:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
most square footage from lip to chin in the world!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-25 13:34:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AJ is a fucking dorky human/giraffe hybrid
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-04-25 13:29:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't appreciate your ruse.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-04-25 13:27:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh that video link is NSFW. But you shouldn't be watching video at work anyway.
YOU MIGHT GET FIRED.
etc
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-04-25 13:25:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and I did actually write this out as a "story" involving me finding out that my friend was racist... but then I tried to submitt it without a title, and it erased my story.
In a frantic furry of clicking and trying to retrieve my story using combinations of the back button and prayer, I ruined everything.
As I started to re-write the whole story, I got bored, and then this post happened.
har har aj!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-04-25 13:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NOT ONLY does aj LOOK like Randal, he sounds like him and acts like him!