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Excretion (486 hits)

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Rating: -0.53 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by Snuffleupagus (View user info) at 2006-04-25 14:43:28 EDT

Some other students and I were left in the classroom to complete our AP practice tests while the majority of the class went to the computer lab. After finishing I went on my way to the restroom. But what was this?!? I was stopped by a member of the faculty.
"Where are you going?"
"To the head."
"Do you have a pass?"
"No, I'm not expected back in class for a while."
"Go back to class."
"I'm sorry, but excretion is one of the properties of life, so denying me this right would be a violation of my human rights, punishable by up to fourteen years in prison."

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Submitted by Candyapple (user info) at 2006-06-06 02:22:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

nice

Submitted by Snuffleupagus (user info) at 2006-06-06 02:16:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

If you find a "Word of the Day" calendar with "excretion" on it, I'll buy it.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-04-25 23:02:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I weep for our education system.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-25 22:50:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

....

And then the teacher bitch slapped you upside your head and the rest of the junior high school laughed.

Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-04-25 22:29:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Word.

Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-25 21:30:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-04-25 21:17:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

stupid as shit

Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2006-04-25 18:58:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

All the boys love my milkshake.

Submitted by hyprspacd (user info) at 2006-04-25 15:12:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This post is excrementitious.

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-25 15:12:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

i chuckled.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-25 14:49:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YEAH!

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-25 14:49:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I disagree with badassmofo.

You're not intellectual.

You are a fucking idiot that used his word of the day calendar.

Submitted by Time_What_Is_Time (user info) at 2006-04-25 14:48:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It's not Thursday.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-25 14:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

oh you little snot nosed intellectuals are so funny sometimes.....BARF!