Suck My Womb, Trout Fuckers! (809 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Doodies (View user info) at 2006-04-25 17:52:33 EDT
The lacrosse-rape situation at Duke is silly.
First of all, you can't rape a stripper.
That's like being charged for assaulting a nail with your hammer.
It's just what you do.
Second, lacrosse is French, hence; lacrosse players do not have sex with humans.
Just each other.
Third, George Bush sucks ass.
Fourth, your circle jerk contests where you rate each other on your little stories is so touching, I've started to menstruate.
Your affection is lovely to behold, but it's hell on my boxers.
Some of you are pretty good, though. I have to admit.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-02 19:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:54:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
It's womble you prat, 'suck my womble'
Duh, everyone knows that.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Get OUTTA MY WAY, PIG FUCKERS....
Nine Pound Hammer
Submitted by Webered (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha I fucking hate the retardation that infests this site. But then again, you have to realize that the people who post that drippy shit are the same people that you tried to stab in highschool because you knew the world would be a better place without them.
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-25 21:59:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Plus I knew you'd like trout fucker.
No place like home.
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-25 21:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sparky and Ditties!
I'm so glad you came!
Together, as usual, unless one of you little boys are faking.
My crotch called.
The caller ID said you guys.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-25 21:53:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-25 21:43:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
+1 for "trout-fucker."
-64 because you suck, and also 64 is a perfect square which manifests itself in technology a whole lot.
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That just made me relize where they got Nintendo 64, damn I'm a retard.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-25 21:43:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
+1 for "trout-fucker."
-64 because you suck, and also 64 is a perfect square which manifests itself in technology a whole lot.
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-25 21:26:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Fartman
Ranking: -2
Shut The Fuck Up.
Your screen name is funny.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-04-25 21:17:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut The Fuck Up.
Got it?
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-25 20:13:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nnnnnnngh ahhhhhhhhhh!
I just shat you out, poser.
Feels good, like your mother's twat.
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-25 20:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-25 20:11:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-04-25 20:00:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU ARE NOT GOOD
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-25 19:49:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Doodles! I missed you, baby!
Jump up and grab hold.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-25 19:41:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2006-04-25 19:16:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Your mom goes to college.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-04-25 18:45:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
/ball scratch
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-25 18:35:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thank you for this hard hitting commentary, George Will.
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-25 18:21:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Taintboy - Quelle position jouez-vous?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-25 18:20:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, this sucks.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-04-25 18:18:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by myexstaintstain (user info) at 2006-04-25 18:03:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
If you were pretty good, I would have given you a plus two. So suck this negative rating french lacross cock sucker faggot.
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hall of fame?
Submitted by myexstaintstain (user info) at 2006-04-25 18:03:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you were pretty good, I would have given you a plus two. So suck this negative rating french lacross cock sucker faggot.