The story of the biker hottie (681 hits)
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Submitted by myexstaintstain (View user info) at 2006-04-25 17:56:31 EDT
I was delivering today at work when the greatest thing happened. As I was heading down a street, this biker with a banging hottie on the back pulled up on the side of me then went into the lane right in front of me. This guy was driving a nice Suzuki bike with a hot young girl sitting in the back. Now the great part of all is, this bitch was wearing the shortest white miniskirt.
When I saw that, I mean instant ejaculation. Rather then make the left to pull into my job's parking lot, I followed them around, staring at her perfect ass cheeks. It was a very good day for me. They looked like 2 pringles hugging.
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Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:46:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-25 23:26:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
There's no such thing as a "nice Suzuki bike", Fuckerski.
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What do you ride Schlongy? Brand of motorcycle, I mean. And if you say you don't ride a bike, well then you're not entitled to have an opinion about what does or does not constitute a "nice" one.
99% indeed.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:09:40 EDT (#)
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99%
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-26 08:56:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-04-26 07:58:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So -2Die
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-04-26 07:48:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Start with an average-sized penis.
Crotch rocket: add two inches
Hottie on back of crotch rocket: add two inches
No helmet: add two inches and subtract 30 IQ points.
Start with average sized penis.
Watching someone live the life you will only ever dream of: subtract two inches
Writing about it on the internet: subtract two inches
Failing to include a pic of the bunnage: subtract two inches and add -2Die
The Totals -
Biker with hottie (postulating no helmet): 12 inches, a fast bike, a hot chick, and a 70 IQ
You: Nuthin', a computer, a wish, and a -2Die
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-26 07:48:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-25 23:26:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
There's no such thing as a "nice Suzuki bike", Fuckerski.
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heheh
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-26 06:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You should have knocked them over with your car, then you could have given the hottie mouth to mouth. That would have been slightly less pathetic.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-04-26 06:20:57 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-26 01:17:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uh, I think you forgot to post the picture of you spooging.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-25 23:26:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There's no such thing as a "nice Suzuki bike", Fuckerski.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-25 22:54:44 EDT (#)
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elaborate
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-25 20:20:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Even the most vapid of alters isn't this lame.
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-04-25 19:59:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You'll always suck.
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-25 18:30:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-25 18:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yep, you suck.
Submitted by Mrdurden24 (user info) at 2006-04-25 18:14:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Its one thing to admire and sneak your peek but to stalk them?
must have been a great ass