Pink Taco, Mexican Restaurant, or pussy? (1776 hits)
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Submitted by Doo( Über's sex news anchor)dles (View user info) at 2006-04-25 22:07:37 EDT
http://www.azcentral.com/ent/dining/articles/0422pinktaco.html
In a city aspiring to be defined by its good taste, a new Mexican restaurant, the Pink Taco, is opening with a name that some find offensive.
Pink Tacos are most defiantly NOT offensive, when they are kept cleaned at any rate. I'd know I eat at pink Taco once a week.
Scottsdale Mayor Mary Manross was so put off by the name, a slang term for vagina, that she asked its owner to change it.
Oh, THAT pink taco... Would you prefer they called it the Green Gash then, mayhaps? Or the Caramel Cameotoe?
No? Well then shit down and shut the fuck up bitch.
"I don't appreciate anything that offends more than half the population," Manross said. "But he said no and heard my concern. I really didn't want to see a business with that name opening anywhere here."
More then half the population, huh? Where did you get that figure? Did you take a census? A survey? Did you call everyone up in your county and ask them? Or did you just pull the number out of your ass? And the rest of what you said doesn't even make any fucking sense, daft cunt. But he said no and heard my compliant. Should have read, 'He heard my compliant but said no" 'I really didn't want to see a business with that name opening anywhere here.' Anywhere here? I've always wondered this, maybe you can answer it for me, why does it seem every elected official in America can't do basic math and doesn't have a grasp on the basics of English phonetics? God damn stupid people need to die, preferably in an embarrassing way so I could laugh at them.
"I haven't had a single flap since the restaurant opened - in 6 years," Morton said.
Haha, he said flap. Get it, pink taco... flap? Eh, never mind.
The restaurant will be next to the elegant Wildfish Seafood Grille and boutiques where blouses sell for as much as the payment on a Lexus. Nearby condos under construction will cost as much as $4 million.
Jesus fucking Christ Shlongy couldn't even afford THAT shit, I mean good god, who the fuck would want a shirt cost more then a car? (I know it says 'payment' but a Lexus payment would cost more then my car, I assure you.)
I say Pink Taco opens as planned, hell the pink taco I eat at taste great, doesn't look half bad either, I'll even give you a picture of it.
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Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-06-09 23:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
nope
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-05-27 23:14:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like tacos. Burritos suck twat.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-21 18:05:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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