Pink Taco, Mexican Restaurant, or pussy? (NSFW repost) (3236 hits)
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Submitted by Doo( Über's sex news anchor)dles (View user info) at 2006-04-25 22:08:33 EDT
http://www.azcentral.com/ent/dining/articles/0422pinktaco.html
In a city aspiring to be defined by its good taste, a new Mexican restaurant, the Pink Taco, is opening with a name that some find offensive.
Pink Tacos are most defiantly NOT offensive, when they are kept cleaned at any rate. I'd know I eat at pink Taco once a week.
Scottsdale Mayor Mary Manross was so put off by the name, a slang term for vagina, that she asked its owner to change it.
Oh, THAT pink taco... Would you prefer they called it the Green Gash then, mayhaps? Or the Caramel Cameotoe?
No? Well then shit down and shut the fuck up bitch.
"I don't appreciate anything that offends more than half the population," Manross said. "But he said no and heard my concern. I really didn't want to see a business with that name opening anywhere here."
More then half the population, huh? Where did you get that figure? Did you take a census? A survey? Did you call everyone up in your county and ask them? Or did you just pull the number out of your ass? And the rest of what you said doesn't even make any fucking sense, daft cunt. But he said no and heard my compliant. Should have read, 'He heard my compliant but said no" 'I really didn't want to see a business with that name opening anywhere here.' Anywhere here? I've always wondered this, maybe you can answer it for me, why does it seem every elected official in America can't do basic math and doesn't have a grasp on the basics of English phonetics? God damn stupid people need to die, preferably in an embarrassing way so I could laugh at them.
"I haven't had a single flap since the restaurant opened - in 6 years," Morton said.
Haha, he said flap. Get it, pink taco... flap? Eh, never mind.
The restaurant will be next to the elegant Wildfish Seafood Grille and boutiques where blouses sell for as much as the payment on a Lexus. Nearby condos under construction will cost as much as $4 million.
Jesus fucking Christ Shlongy couldn't even afford THAT shit, I mean good god, who the fuck would want a shirt cost more then a car? (I know it says 'payment' but a Lexus payment would cost more then my car, I assure you.)
I say Pink Taco opens as planned, hell the pink taco I eat at taste great, doesn't look half bad either, I'll even give you a picture of it.
User Reviews
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-24 00:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
STOP BAITING ME WILDMAN YOU ARE REALLY JGREENING TRYING TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE I AM AN ALTER IN LEAGUE WITH YOU WHEN REALLY I AM NOT
oh yeah, and DOODLES, sorry but even you have to admit this was no good, especially with that fucking monster you pictured, what the hell was cut of from between those legs?
you should do a post on the remains of the cunt pictured
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-05-24 00:12:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-28 18:16:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
as long as its not crunchy
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-26 12:16:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not up to your usual standard, doodles. And that chick is nasty...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-26 09:02:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, this would've been a -1 until I got to the pic.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-26 07:57:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-04-25 22:15:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
wow that bitch is fucking gross.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-26 02:44:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-26 00:38:41 (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
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sorry DOODELS have to agree....
I will plus 2 the next one though for all the ones you gave me in suport of my superior wrting skills
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-04-26 02:00:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-04-26 01:47:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-04-25 22:19:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
Writing Tip Number 1: If you put some jokes in your post, it may be slightly less shit.
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Take your own advice, you fucking freshman.
Keep doing these, Doodles. If only to give this slag something to do (yeah KindaDoodieTarnation is all the same guy).
"ooooh don't pick on my mate doodles" said eppliks the faggot cunt. you both amaze me with your detective skills. you assume that anyone who does not like you is an alter of the one user. wrong. you are both just so fucken shit at life that heaps of people feel the need to point that out to you.
"keep doing these, doodles, and i will buy you a fuzzy navel at the club tonight"
fucken poofter cunts
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-04-26 01:47:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-04-25 22:19:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
Writing Tip Number 1: If you put some jokes in your post, it may be slightly less shit.
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Take your own advice, you fucking freshman.
Keep doing these, Doodles. If only to give this slag something to do (yeah KindaDoodieTarnation is all the same guy).
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-26 01:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She's got quite an interesting butthole. It's like there's a hole or something.
I'd lick it.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-26 00:38:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-25 23:12:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EntityErased
There are so many retards on tv, it basically writes itself.
You got a point there.
Submitted by EntityErased (user info) at 2006-04-25 23:05:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Plus, you need to realize that satire in general and especially satirizing the news is pretty fucking hard"
I beg to differ.
There are so many retards on tv, it basically writes itself.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-25 23:02:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
eh, i'll give you 1 for the gaping asshole.
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-04-25 22:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-04-25 22:15:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
wow that bitch is fucking gross.
and who the fuck gets turned on by flesh stockings? --
m e
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-04-25 22:25:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-25 22:21:55 (#)
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Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-04-25 22:19:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
Writing Tip Number 1: If you put some jokes in your post, it may be slightly less shit.
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Still working on whose alter you are. But I'll figure it out, don't worry. Now we're just waiting on Doodies and Kindanews if he hasn;t been banend yet and my hate club will be in full force, not, that you're not all the same person anyway.
Writing Tip Number 2: Commas & semi colons. Use them when appropriate.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-25 22:21:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-04-25 22:19:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
Writing Tip Number 1: If you put some jokes in your post, it may be slightly less shit.
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Still working on whose alter you are. But I'll figure it out, don't worry. Now we're just waiting on Doodies and Kindanews if he hasn;t been banend yet and my hate club will be in full force, not, that you're not all the same person anyway.
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-25 22:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This is an improvement.
Still could be trimmed. (ha ha)
Try taking a few salient sentences from the original news story.
Then put your comments afterwards. (But short. Jesus.)
Like a little coda to an already strange story. Your spin.
Try it, even with this story, and see how it reads.
Don't be in such a rush to post that you don't read it a few times and run spell check.
To be honest, it's still kinda lame.
The stories you find are not really that good, either.
Plus, you need to realize that satire in general and especially satirizing the news is pretty fucking hard, and it's done really well in too many other venues.
But I'm going to give you points for taking my advice and improving a bit.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-25 22:20:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-04-25 22:15:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
wow that bitch is fucking gross.
and who the fuck gets turned on by flesh stockings? speak up if you do, otherwise I'm going to have to write a petition because there is no reason for any slut to be wearing them if everyone finds them disgustin, which is my hypothesis.
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Well it was the best google pic that I could work with, it was the perfect size and I don't have photoshop so I did this shit in paint, and ou can't change the size of pictures in paint and still have them look decent.
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-04-25 22:19:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Writing Tip Number 1: If you put some jokes in your post, it may be slightly less shit.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-04-25 22:15:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wow that bitch is fucking gross.
and who the fuck gets turned on by flesh stockings? speak up if you do, otherwise I'm going to have to write a petition because there is no reason for any slut to be wearing them if everyone finds them disgustin, which is my hypothesis
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-25 22:14:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All good.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-04-25 22:13:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-25 22:09:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shit, sorry forgot the NSFW last time.