Iowa Deputies Seek Serial Vomit Dumper (546 hits)
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Submitted by Doodies (View user info) at 2006-04-26 05:39:05 EDT
Iowa Deputies Seek Serial Vomit Dumper
AP
MOUNT PLEASANT, Iowa (April 25) - Sheriff's deputies in Henry County are stuck in the middle of a less than appetizing investigation. Investigators are trying to find the person who has dumped bags of what appears to be human vomit in ditches in a 1 1/2-mile area northeast of the city.
Deputy Dan Wesley said as many as 50 garbage and trash bags containing regurgitated food has been dumped over the past three years.
"It's pretty weird," he said. "We haven't worked anything like this before."
A sample was taken from one of the bags and sent to a private lab for analysis.
"We haven't found any DNA or anything yet," he said.
There are no suspects in the case.
"We were just hoping ... whoever is doing it will stop," Wesley said.
All of the bags were labeled IGKTW.
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Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-04-26 17:55:19 EDT (#)
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way to go jay.
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-26 17:40:59 EDT (#)
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By the way, Ditties, this post is an excellent example for you, no shit.
I took a real news story, edited it down a bit, and simply added ONE LINE for the comedy.
It's easy. Try it sometime.
Your stuff is still way too long.
But I have faith in you.
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-26 17:38:01 EDT (#)
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Doodles!
I love you man.
Actually, I just post 2s for anyone who gets picked on.
I like the underdog.
Which means, like I said, I LOVE YOU!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-26 17:25:59 EDT (#)
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I believe I've got it, Darko was georgemicheal, who is also tarnation, kindanews, and doodies, based on ratings he has given to each alter. Which are mostly +2 no comments.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-04-26 10:18:05 EDT (#)
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A most excellent contribution.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-26 09:55:14 EDT (#)
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ok, i chukcled.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-26 09:49:32 EDT (#)
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Dude- enough with stupid news.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-04-26 09:36:17 EDT (#)
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this was almost entertaining
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-26 09:04:36 EDT (#)
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Haven't you been banned yet?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-04-26 06:30:44 EDT (#)
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Im Gonna Kill That Woman - Stagger_Lee's blues writing competition.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-26 06:22:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by angel_2k01 (user info) at 2006-04-26 06:14:03 EDT (#)
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what does IGKTW stand for?