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Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-04 20:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fuck you jaypig

Submitted by nephilim (user info) at 2006-06-09 21:23:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I fucking hate alters.


Submitted by Paul_Monroe (user info) at 2006-06-09 21:19:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Who the hell is jgreening and why is he so loved?

Submitted by GoldPlatedOrange (user info) at 2006-05-27 08:31:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sometimes the truth is the funniest

Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-26 06:45:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I know you are reading this review jaypig even though you are pretending not to!


pretty fucking sad isn't it?


you that is.

Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-21 20:55:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

STOP TEASING JGREENING ALREADY

Submitted by JumpingJax (user info) at 2006-05-21 18:38:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

JAYPIG

Submitted by King_Uther (user info) at 2006-05-21 07:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WOOOOOOOOOOOO

Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-21 07:13:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

HA HA HA HA LOL




jgreenings mom


LOLZ

Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-20 04:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

DONT BUMP YOUR OWN POSTS n00b

Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-05-20 03:57:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

jaypeg mr burns is still waiting for his lime rickey.

Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-02 09:10:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-04-30 21:37:19 (#)
Ranking: 2


Go overdose!


Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-05-01 21:02:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:35:41 (#)
Ranking: 0

Man.

You dipshits just love glossing over thngs dontcha?

One was banned for 20 posts in 20 minutes. That was literally a test to see how much Bart watches. I waited unitl I knew he was on the computer via gmail, and then went to work.

---------------------






WTF WTH WTF?!?!?!?!





Oh fuck it.

Go to town, man.




Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-01 20:25:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-05-01 09:36:01 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:35:41 (#)
Ranking: 0

Man.

You dipshits just love glossing over thngs dontcha?

One was banned for 20 posts in 20 minutes. That was literally a test to see how much Bart watches. I waited unitl I knew he was on the computer via gmail, and then went to work. ""


<dies>
________

Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-01 20:08:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-05-01 09:34:16 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-27 19:25:11 (#)
Ranking: 0

I wouldn't call the alters "shitty" because two of them right now having ratings above 1.0 at 10 posts, another is over .60 and the fourth is just rating and that's been going since about October.

I've actually S.A.A.'d 4 of mine in the past. Each of which was various levels of shitty, to see if the S.A.A. actually affected peoples views on a post.
And it does. ""


what the hell is this obese mong drooling on about? Is anyone else fluent in ubernerd and can translate for me?
___________________________
S.A.A????

WTF

Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-01 19:06:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-05-01 09:36:01 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:35:41 (#)
Ranking: 0

Man.

You dipshits just love glossing over thngs dontcha?

One was banned for 20 posts in 20 minutes. That was literally a test to see how much Bart watches. I waited unitl I knew he was on the computer via gmail, and then went to work. ""


<dies>
________

This justifies it TOTALLY

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-05-01 09:49:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:55:02 (#)
Ranking: 0

BE, at last count I had created a total of 47 accounts.

I'd name all of them, but 5 are still going on the Alter Project, and I can't remember about 15 of them without digging.


And AJ, I said I don't care about what those I haven't met think, but I *didn't* say I cared about what people I have met think, either.

The folks I've met who I've kept in touch with are the folks whose opinions I value at anything above zero. I wanna say 3-4 people TOTAL from any Con or anything else are ones I'd actually call friends, and holy shit-shinola, you aren't one of 'em. As if that weren't a blinding flash of obvious.

Anyway, y'all can go about your business for now, I have a managers meeting, so I won't be able to play for an hour or so. """


He means of course the ones who are too nice to put him in their spam filter. Like I did.

I'm not nice.

I am a complete and utter twat.

I despise you and I have met you.



Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-05-01 09:38:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-04-26 19:53:49 (#)
Ranking: 2

47 alters?

HAHAHA

You've got to be the single biggest loser EVER.

That's more names than squattail or Method combined. 47???

hahahahahaha """


werd.






Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-05-01 09:36:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:35:41 (#)
Ranking: 0

Man.

You dipshits just love glossing over thngs dontcha?

One was banned for 20 posts in 20 minutes. That was literally a test to see how much Bart watches. I waited unitl I knew he was on the computer via gmail, and then went to work. ""


<dies>



Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-05-01 09:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-27 19:25:11 (#)
Ranking: 0

I wouldn't call the alters "shitty" because two of them right now having ratings above 1.0 at 10 posts, another is over .60 and the fourth is just rating and that's been going since about October.

I've actually S.A.A.'d 4 of mine in the past. Each of which was various levels of shitty, to see if the S.A.A. actually affected peoples views on a post.
And it does. ""


what the hell is this obese mong drooling on about? Is anyone else fluent in ubernerd and can translate for me?







Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-05-01 09:32:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-04-29 17:34:21 (#)
Ranking: 0

When you're staring at a large man with a -2 DIE thong on his head pasted onto the body of a dog and it doesn't seem at all unusual to you, it's probably time to take a good hard look at the direction your life is going. """


hahaha very good point.

ubersite has warped me, i am even having weird dreams now about hideous jokes gone wrong. I was telling a gag about my urrent 'rape count' in a dream last night, I was in a church, i then lept on an old lady.

My girlfriend woke me up screamign that I was choking her.

Nearly my first 'death count'.



Submitted by myexstaintstain (user info) at 2006-04-30 22:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That rocked.

Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-04-30 21:51:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"would you like a -2 with that?"

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-04-30 21:37:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Go overdose!


Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-30 18:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Heavy

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-29 19:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-04-29 18:43:24 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-29 18:34:21 (#)
Ranking: 0

Was that an attempt at pwning me? If so, it sucked. I don't even have a computer at home, idiot.

And you didn't hear me say "Back to creating business solutions for my client", like Jay would've said.

===
What? What does having a computer at home have to do with you ducking out under the pretence of having work to do as soon as it becomes clear you're being an idiot, just like jay does? """

>> I thought you didn't believe that I had work to do, which is why I said I don't have a comp at home. Ducking? I didn't even argue your point. I said I thought you were responding to someone else. I guess you missed that part. Besides, you give yourself way too much credit. Arguing with you has its entertainment value but it's really the least of my worries if some internet stranger thinks I'm an idiot. Plus, you and ETS are the last people on Earth whose comments could offend me, when you take into account how fucking pathetic your situation is. Considering the source, you know?

I would mention the fact that despite allegedly having gone "back to work" you're still here reading and reviewing, but I'd probably have to babystep you through that point as well. It's like teaching a toddler with downs how to play chess. """

>> Most of the work I keep for the week-end is monitoring long batch executions and intervene here and there while I have all the system's capacity for me. I don't suppose you understand but since you ask...

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-04-29 18:43:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-29 18:34:21 (#)
Ranking: 0

Was that an attempt at pwning me? If so, it sucked. I don't even have a computer at home, idiot.

And you didn't hear me say "Back to creating business solutions for my client", like Jay would've said.

===

What? What does having a computer at home have to do with you ducking out under the pretence of having work to do as soon as it becomes clear you're being an idiot, just like jay does?

I would mention the fact that despite allegedly having gone "back to work" you're still here reading and reviewing, but I'd probably have to babystep you through that point as well. It's like teaching a toddler with downs how to play chess.


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-29 18:34:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-04-29 18:26:33 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-29 18:14:45 (#)
Ranking: 0

I thought you were responding to someone else. I didn't bother to look.

Oh well. Back to work.

===

Uh-huh. Just like jay and his manager's meeting, eh?
===

Was that an attempt at pwning me? If so, it sucked. I don't even have a computer at home, idiot.

And you didn't hear me say "Back to creating business solutions for my client", like Jay would've said.

You're starting to sound like your cyber-beau. Or is it "bo"?

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-29 18:32:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-04-29 18:11:32 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-29 18:03:15 (#)
Ranking: 0

And the war of words begins... Caul vs F'girl.

BubbaEarl doesn't count. He's an idiot. :-/


fuck off grampa, aren't there some neighborhood kids you could be molesting




again.
_____________________________________________________________
Keep your retarded kids out of my yard, fuckface.


Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-04-29 18:26:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-29 18:14:45 (#)
Ranking: 0

I thought you were responding to someone else. I didn't bother to look.

Oh well. Back to work.

===

Uh-huh. Just like jay and his manager's meeting, eh?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-29 18:14:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The only "fucking pathetic loser" I was judging in my comment was myself. Who exactly did you think I was referring to? """

I thought you were responding to someone else. I didn't bother to look.

Oh well. Back to work.

Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-04-29 18:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-29 18:03:15 (#)
Ranking: 0

And the war of words begins... Caul vs F'girl.

BubbaEarl doesn't count. He's an idiot. :-/


fuck off grampa, aren't there some neighborhood kids you could be molesting




again.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-04-29 18:03:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-29 17:59:57 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-04-29 17:52:31 (#)
Ranking: 0

Pompous? I made exactly the same point you just made.
===
We're not in the same position. You're a fucking pathetic loser judging another fucking pathetic loser. Hence why you're being pompous considering your condition whereas I'm just being veracious.

===

Sweet christ caul, are you feeling ok? I know your definition of "on the ball" is slightly sweatier and more expensive than mine, but you seem especially dense today.

The only "fucking pathetic loser" I was judging in my comment was myself. Who exactly did you think I was referring to?

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-29 18:03:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

And the war of words begins... Caul vs F'girl.

BubbaEarl doesn't count. He's an idiot. :-/


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-29 17:59:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-04-29 17:52:31 (#)
Ranking: 0

Pompous? I made exactly the same point you just made.
===
We're not in the same position. You're a fucking pathetic loser judging another fucking pathetic loser. Hence why you're being pompous considering your condition whereas I'm just being veracious.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-04-29 17:52:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Pompous? I made exactly the same point you just made.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-29 17:48:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-04-29 17:34:21 (#)
Ranking: 0

When you're staring at a large man with a -2 DIE thong on his head pasted onto the body of a dog and it doesn't seem at all unusual to you, it's probably time to take a good hard look at the direction your life is going.
===
When you have a translantic Internet boyfriend who's a raging lunatic, it's probably time to take a good hard look at the direction your life is going, you pompous cunt.

Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-04-29 17:38:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

AIDS wouldn't touch your dick with an african's puckered shpincter, you gibbering geriatric.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-04-29 17:34:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

When you're staring at a large man with a -2 DIE thong on his head pasted onto the body of a dog and it doesn't seem at all unusual to you, it's probably time to take a good hard look at the direction your life is going.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-29 17:14:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The only thing BubbaEarl needs to work out is my dick
out of his uneducated asshole.

Got any more bigs words, you wannabe sesquipedalian?

Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-29 09:59:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Chill Winston its all fun and games

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-28 21:21:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Mmmm. I better listen to what Sphagnum has to say, because well, gull-durn-it, he knows everything.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-28 21:18:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-28 21:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-04-28 21:05:30 (#)
Ranking: 0

*ahem ahem* *tap tap*

Is this thing on?

It is? Yeah? Ok, thanks.


LISTEN UP ALL YOU BUTT PIRATES WITH UMP-TEENTH MILLION LITTLE FAGGOTY ALTER ACCOUNTS---

YOU ALL ARE A BUNCH OF PUSSYS!!!!


Thank you.
---

<cough> Method </cough>

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-04-28 21:05:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

*ahem ahem* *tap tap*

Is this thing on?

It is? Yeah? Ok, thanks.


LISTEN UP ALL YOU BUTT PIRATES WITH UMP-TEENTH MILLION LITTLE FAGGOTY ALTER ACCOUNTS---

YOU ALL ARE A BUNCH OF PUSSYS!!!!


Thank you.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-28 20:54:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:54:44 (#)
Ranking: 0

Why the fuck would anyone want an alter?! I'm not buying any of the reason that have been listed so far.

Quit being such pussys! What ever you have to say, say it under your own name.

--------

Skeletor's right.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-28 20:53:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-26 12:46:56 (#)
Ranking: -2

1) The -2DIE thong IS real. www.cafepress.com/neg2die

2) I'm not paranoid. Just annoyed. When people make alters for the sake of being a dick, it's pretty sad, to me. Why not just be a dick on your own account? Any alter I make (and it's really only 1 a month or so) is done because I want to try something out, without my name being attached to it as the author, because when it is, people tend to rate the poster, not the post.

3) And seriously, Ubersearch for jgreening or jgreenpig or any other illiteration you can find. Every time my name is in a title, it's someone wanting to join the evergrowing club of folks who have a dislike for me. I'm fine with that, because who really gets overworked when folks "hate" on them over the internet? I give it a swift chuckle, and move on, because at the end of my life, how people I've never met feel about me is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay low on my list of issues.

------

Someone needs to explain the rule about finding the lowest common denominator to solve a problem.

If there is an ever-growing legion of intelligent people who think you're a polesmoker, than the problem is generally not ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE, it's YOU.

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-04-28 14:22:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

FUCKING PRICELESS.

Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-28 11:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Man, you Bubbas have got a lot to work out

Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-04-28 10:36:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-27 21:29:37 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:41:38 (#)
Ranking: 2

i'd put money on jaytard having more alters than method. period.

even your alters are intolerable you fatuous cock.

_________________________________________
Holy shit. Someone named Bubba using teh word fatuous. Next thang ya
know he be usin' reprehensible, rhetorical, and supercilious.
DEN we tink he be edjumcated. Nah, just a dick. . .

you can call me Mr. Earl, cockmunch.

blubba2341, pedophilia is as reprehensible for a man as it is for a woman you unamusing hermaphrodite! Try sex with your hand in future you joseph 'jamie lee curtis' duncanesque nob gobbler.

Why do you bother sitting there scrutinizing the FACT that you get no adult pussy? <<rhetorical question.

like most people/kids in your life, your therapist looks at you superciliously too.




Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-04-28 09:11:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ranking: 2

Wait a fucking second...jgreening has admitted to having FORTY SEVEN UBER ACCOUNTS???


What the fuck is wrong with you, you asshole?

You know how many Shlongy has had in 2 years in this shithole?

One. ONE.



Word.

Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2006-04-28 06:37:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-27 22:16:18 (#)
Ranking: 2

No. I think it's just barbecue sauce.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-27 22:30:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Okay I read it again, the only part wrong with it is the part about bart, Jpeg _should_ be making slurrping sucking sounds in that one.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-27 22:16:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No. I think it's just barbecue sauce.

Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-04-27 22:14:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Is that a skid mark on that thong?

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-04-27 21:50:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto +2 -2DIE thong

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-04-27 21:44:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

turdling

Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-27 21:41:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I was an uberlurker for a while, then once i started posting i thought I would do it from the perspective of 'georgemichael' a dimwitted fool from Texas who was hell bent on writing stories...

So I don't think I am an alter since I wasn't anyone to begin with, but really creating an alter is mischief but if you just -2 bomb or +2 your own shit its wrong.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-27 21:39:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Shlongy and F'rensic, underneath a tree,
FUCKING LIKE 2 LITTLE RABBIS!!!

No, not rabbits. Rabbis. Jews. Uncircumsized wang into a
clit the size of Big wang, South Carolina. Jump on it, Jeffy.


Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-27 21:34:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:54:44 (#)
Ranking: 0

Why the fuck would anyone want an alter?! I'm not buying any of the reason that have been listed so far.

Quit being such pussys! What ever you have to say, say it under your own name.
_________________________________
Baejezus!! A woman calling a bunch of men pussies makes me squirt in me undies. . .


Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-27 21:29:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:41:38 (#)
Ranking: 2

i'd put money on jaytard having more alters than method. period.

even your alters are intolerable you fatuous cock.

_________________________________________
Holy shit. Someone named Bubba using teh word fatuous. Next thang ya
know he be usin' reprehensible, rhetorical, and supercilious.
DEN we tink he be edjumcated. Nah, just a dick. . .


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-27 21:12:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The thought of me, getting YOU moist, gets me kinda moist, too!

Whattya know...

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-04-27 20:33:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wow man. I can't believe the number of little bitch ass pussys running around here hiding behind alters.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-04-27 20:23:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-27 19:44:03 (#)
Ranking: 2

Wait a fucking second...jgreening has admitted to having FORTY SEVEN UBER ACCOUNTS???


What the fuck is wrong with you, you asshole?

You know how many Shlongy has had in 2 years in this shithole?

One. ONE.
---------------------

And THAT is why Shlongy gets me all moist at the very thought of him.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-27 20:02:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"God of Uber". Not too shabby, but I'm sure you'll all understand if I somehow omit this "honor" from my resume...assuming I'd ever NEED a resume again in my lifetime.

FORTY SEVEN FUCKING ACCOUNTS??? Good grief...

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-27 19:48:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-27 19:44:03 (#)
Ranking: 2

Wait a fucking second...jgreening has admitted to having FORTY SEVEN UBER ACCOUNTS???


What the fuck is wrong with you, you asshole?

You know how many Shlongy has had in 2 years in this shithole?

One. ONE.

Well, two if you count Method.
---
Nitty, and methods counts as roughly 1,00 uber accounts...

Shlongy's still god.

Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-27 19:44:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i thought shlongy was ETS

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-27 19:44:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wait a fucking second...jgreening has admitted to having FORTY SEVEN UBER ACCOUNTS???


What the fuck is wrong with you, you asshole?

You know how many Shlongy has had in 2 years in this shithole?

One. ONE.

Well, two if you count Method.

You've got stacks of problems, Blobby, the least of which are your employment file and your love of Double Whoppers.

Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-27 19:38:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

FUCK JGREENING CAN'T YOU TAKE A FUCKING JOKE????



LET IT GO FUCKO


MOST PEOPLE WOULD BE HAPPY TO HAVE A TRIBUTE POST ABOUT THEM

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-27 19:25:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I wouldn't call the alters "shitty" because two of them right now having ratings above 1.0 at 10 posts, another is over .60 and the fourth is just rating and that's been going since about October.

I've actually S.A.A.'d 4 of mine in the past. Each of which was various levels of shitty, to see if the S.A.A. actually affected peoples views on a post.
And it does.


As for everything else, bah and yah.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:54:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Why the fuck would anyone want an alter?! I'm not buying any of the reason that have been listed so far.

Quit being such pussys! What ever you have to say, say it under your own name.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:54:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:35:41 (#)
Ranking: 0

Man.

You dipshits just love glossing over thngs dontcha?

One was banned for 20 posts in 20 minutes. That was literally a test to see how much Bart watches. I waited unitl I knew he was on the computer via gmail, and then went to work.
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One should not test the all powerful bartbart. This was ufnny when it was posted on georgemicheal, you don't need start a bandwagon with all four of your alters on it.

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:47:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

why go on a SHITTY ALTER ALERT tirade if you're fucking responsible for 4 current shitty alters? just because you call them "projects" doesn't change the fact they're shitty alters. either stop bitching about alters or get rid of yours. you can't have it both ways.



and 47 total, jesus that's fucking lame.








i didn't read the reviews, so fuck you guys if someone said this already.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:45:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

stfu jay, bottom line is you need to get laid

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:35:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Man.

You dipshits just love glossing over thngs dontcha?


The only alter banned for porn was STOS. And that was a BLATANT attempt to see how long porn in a countdown could go without getting banned.

Two were banned for Goatse and Lemonparty.

One was banned for 20 posts in 20 minutes. That was literally a test to see how much Bart watches. I waited unitl I knew he was on the computer via gmail, and then went to work.

Lesse, another was banned for only reviewing with "cunt bitch piss motherfucker", withh all 5 ratings...

Another was banned for fighting online (he was a fun one)

Um, another was banned for posting as Shlongy.

God, who knows.


And of the 42, I wanna say 25-30 were made in three months when jgreening was inactive.
And I wanna say probably 10-12 of those were never even used. They were just there in case wanted to use 'em, and then I forgot the PW's.

Bah, anyway.

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:30:55 (#)
Ranking: 0

Well. Short meeting.


Not 47 CURRENT ACTIVE accounts. Jeesus don't be so fucking stupid.

Currently 5 ACTIVE accounts. jgreening and 4 current Alter Project accounts.

I've had 14 banned for anything from spamming to porn. Never for -2bombing though.

I've passed of at least 10 of them, probably more, to folks who wanted an alter to try something different from their norm.

And that leaves a max of 18 that served their purpose and have gone the way of the Dodo bird.

I'm sure if I remembered the names, I could pawn them off to people, but I don't, and I'm not hunting them down.

















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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-27 13:09:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

mmf mmf fart breath

Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:54:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Would you like a -2 with that.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:43:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-27 08:28:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-27 05:49:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

I've had 14 banned for anything from spamming to porn
-------------------------
So YOU'VE been banned 14 times from ubersite and see nothing wrong with it, because after all it wasn't really you, but an alter? What the fuck is wrong with you dude.
______________________________________________________


WAIT WAIT WAIT He's had 47 alters over 20 months (that he admits too anyway) that is a new alter every 2 weeks... No wonder he has such a good rating but claims everyone hates him.


from now on anyone caught +2ing a jgreening post must OBVIOUSLY be a jgreening sh1tty alter.

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-27 05:55:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahahahahaha

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-27 05:49:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've had 14 banned for anything from spamming to porn
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So YOU'VE been banned 14 times from ubersite and see nothing wrong with it, because after all it wasn't really you, but an alter? What the fuck is wrong with you dude.

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-27 05:45:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

:)

Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-26 20:58:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I mean the 47 I admit to having...

Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-26 20:58:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

thats just the 47 he ADMITS to having...

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-04-26 19:53:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

47 alters?

HAHAHA

You've got to be the single biggest loser EVER.

That's more names than squattail or Method combined. 47???

hahahahahaha



Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-26 19:37:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

heysoos christo!!

I like you a lot.

Y HALO THAR BUTTSECKS?

Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-04-26 19:11:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-26 10:15:53 (#)
Ranking: -2

Wow, a hate post!

Yay!


jgreening come on man that wasn't a hate post that shit was funny what about the auto + 2 lime rickey? come on man them shits are jokes

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2006-04-26 18:48:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"Brainwashed masses"? What the fuck are you talking about? You've gotta be the biggest loser I've ever seen roll across these parts, and this coming from me, the second biggest loser I've ever seen roll across these parts. Shit.

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-26 18:42:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Only four posts into it and you produce this??

NOT AS SHITTY ALTER ALERT!
NOT AS SHITTY ALTER ALERT!
NOT AS SHITTY ALTER ALERT!
NOT AS SHITTY ALTER ALERT!
NOT AS SHITTY ALTER ALERT!
NOT AS SHITTY ALTER ALERT!
NOT AS SHITTY ALTER ALERT!
NOT AS SHITTY ALTER ALERT!
NOT AS SHITTY ALTER ALERT!
NOT AS SHITTY ALTER ALERT!
NOT AS SHITTY ALTER ALERT!
NOT AS SHITTY ALTER ALERT!
NOT AS SHITTY ALTER ALERT!
NOT AS SHITTY ALTER ALERT!
NOT AS SHITTY ALTER ALERT!
NOT AS SHITTY ALTER ALERT!
NOT AS SHITTY ALTER ALERT!

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 18:41:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 18:37:27 (#)
Ranking: 0

Jay, you're a fat fucking buffoon if you think I've had over 150 alters.

What the fuck was your mother smoking while you were in the womb?
===
cyanide

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 18:37:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Jay, you're a fat fucking buffoon if you think I've had over 150 alters.

What the fuck was your mother smoking while you were in the womb?

Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-04-26 18:24:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-04-26 18:24:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:45:32 (#)
Ranking: 0

And let me TELL you something, during that time, I found some MAJOR hypocrites populating Uber.
I wish I had saved chat longs from AIM, because I'm guessing 3-4 Uber flamewars could be started with those.

You carry right the fuck on with your endeavor to be like mystiamoon

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-26 18:23:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

pahahaha, those last two really got me

Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-26 18:21:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

How come I'm not in this post?

and jgreening I hardly think this is a hate post, if you can't laugh at yourself who can you laugh at? Everytime I look in the mirror I laugh at myself, its pretty hard not too

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-04-26 18:01:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Casus_Belli (user info) at 2006-04-26 15:50:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh, so I do a couple (dozens) of picture based posts and now EVERYONE thinks they can do them?!



Submitted by Time_What_Is_Time (user info) at 2006-04-26 15:38:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-26 15:20:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hah

Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:47:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You're handsome.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:45:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Right now is the most i've ever run at one time, I can say that.

And for a good protion of the 20 months I've been on Uber, I've only used jgreening.


Most of those alters were used during that three month stretch I didn't use jgrening at all.




And let me TELL you something, during that time, I found some MAJOR hypocrites populating Uber.
I wish I had saved chat longs from AIM, because I'm guessing 3-4 Uber flamewars could be started with those.

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:35:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i just don't know, it was funny but, meh?

and jgreening, 47 accounts?! you are the reason we can't have nice things!!!

You will never, EVER see an alter by me, if I have something I feel is worth posting, I put it up, otherwise I just archive it for a rainy day. People take to rating the poster when the poster is either trying to influence others, start arguments, or just being a douchebag in general. (squattail not withstanding)

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:32:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

And my guess is Method, over his time, is well over 150.

And I can almost (but not quite) say for certain that at least 3 other users are over the 100 alter mark.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:30:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well. Short meeting.


Not 47 CURRENT ACTIVE accounts. Jeesus don't be so fucking stupid.

Currently 5 ACTIVE accounts. jgreening and 4 current Alter Project accounts.

I've had 14 banned for anything from spamming to porn. Never for -2bombing though.

I've passed of at least 10 of them, probably more, to folks who wanted an alter to try something different from their norm.

And that leaves a max of 18 that served their purpose and have gone the way of the Dodo bird.

I'm sure if I remembered the names, I could pawn them off to people, but I don't, and I'm not hunting them down.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You don't see anything wrong with creating a new account every 2 weeks? Get back on your meds.

Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:58:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

47 fucking alters? Are you kidding me? And you DARE to rag on other people's? You're the worst of the bunch!

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:55:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

BE, at last count I had created a total of 47 accounts.

I'd name all of them, but 5 are still going on the Alter Project, and I can't remember about 15 of them without digging.


And AJ, I said I don't care about what those I haven't met think, but I *didn't* say I cared about what people I have met think, either.

The folks I've met who I've kept in touch with are the folks whose opinions I value at anything above zero. I wanna say 3-4 people TOTAL from any Con or anything else are ones I'd actually call friends, and holy shit-shinola, you aren't one of 'em. As if that weren't a blinding flash of obvious.

Anyway, y'all can go about your business for now, I have a managers meeting, so I won't be able to play for an hour or so.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:44:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"3) And seriously, Ubersearch for jgreening or jgreenpig or any other illiteration you can find. Every time my name is in a title, it's someone wanting to join the evergrowing club of folks who have a dislike for me. I'm fine with that, because who really gets overworked when folks "hate" on them over the internet? I give it a swift chuckle, and move on, because at the end of my life, how people I've never met feel about me is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay low on my list of issues."

***

I've met you and I think you're the biggest blob of wank EVER*.












*UrbaneMischief not included.

Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:41:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i'd put money on jaytard having more alters than method. period.

even your alters are intolerable you fatuous cock.



Submitted by Mr.League (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:32:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

brilliant

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:27:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:11:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Had to make the STOS plausable.

And so far, he's the only one I've rated from jgreening.

Seriously, go through my ratings history.

I'll wait.


As for the ETS hate post with STOS, that was originally going to be done with Alter #3 of the project, but I couldn't get that one authorized in time, so I used STOS.


Like I said, the biggest issues I have with the alter explosion is the fact that people are making them so they can be assholes without tarnishing their own good names. It's pretty sad. And that's why I actually respect method and his alters. He's a dick sometimes, but at least he's honest.

Not like about 8 or 9 people I could name, who are almost as prolific as method, who do nothing but post shitty political one liners. Or post shit that is made to look like a 5 year old wrote it. Or post shit that tries to sound like the person is a Chris Evans wannabe. et cetera. et cetera.

The main difference between my alters and the ones spewed out by most of the "uber-clique" populace is that I don't use mine to be a dick, so other people in the clique don't shun me.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-26 12:59:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

How other users have rated Some_Type_Of_Super
jgreening (user info) 40 on 36 = 1.11
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Way to just try something

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-26 12:58:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-26 12:46:56 (#)
Ranking: -2

Any alter I make (and it's really only 1 a month or so) is done because I want to try something out, without my name being attached to it as the author, because when it is, people tend to rate the poster, not the post.
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These things include making an ETS hate post, rating him - with your alter, and rating your main account with two +2s?

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-26 12:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

1) The -2DIE thong IS real. www.cafepress.com/neg2die

2) I'm not paranoid. Just annoyed. When people make alters for the sake of being a dick, it's pretty sad, to me. Why not just be a dick on your own account? Any alter I make (and it's really only 1 a month or so) is done because I want to try something out, without my name being attached to it as the author, because when it is, people tend to rate the poster, not the post.

3) And seriously, Ubersearch for jgreening or jgreenpig or any other illiteration you can find. Every time my name is in a title, it's someone wanting to join the evergrowing club of folks who have a dislike for me. I'm fine with that, because who really gets overworked when folks "hate" on them over the internet? I give it a swift chuckle, and move on, because at the end of my life, how people I've never met feel about me is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay low on my list of issues.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-04-26 12:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahah

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-26 12:35:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fuck all this nonsense!!!

Where can I get a pair of those -2DIE panties for the chick I'm currently sleeping with? I would love to see the look on her face when I gave those to her!!!

What do you mean, they're not real?

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-26 12:33:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

even ETS isn't as paranoid as you.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-26 12:33:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

And Shlongy is right.


Everything needs more jam.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-26 12:33:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you are a paranoid wacho mr greening. deal with it.

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-26 12:28:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

good job

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-26 12:28:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

OCG, would it be shocking if I said that 80-90% of the people who get an A.S.S. never seem to post again.

So, either they're shitty users with no hope anyway, or their alters from people who are just dicking around, or dumb enough to think anyone *really* cares. beyond some cut/paste and maybe 5 minutes of soft thought.




And don't get me wrong, this *is* a funny post n' all, but anything with my name in the title gets an auto -2 from me, because it's generally someone trying to curry favor with the unwashed masses.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-04-26 12:01:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Needs more Geri Halliwell.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:53:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

100% accurate but not enough "jam".

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:50:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

as i laid in bed with my girl after a good rodgering, we watched that movie. after the liter of cola thing came on, i laughed and laughed so hard and could not stop. snots were spewing from my nose, i was turning blue from lack of oxygen and everytime i tried to say liter of cola, i laughed more. my girl just sat there and looked at me like i was some type of mental case. what a two-timing bitch.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:48:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

liter a' cola, do we make liter a' cola?

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:33:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i don't want a large farva, i want a goddamn liter of cola.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:14:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I want a liter'a cola.

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:05:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Is he really autist? Because then I would feel bad about giving this a good rating...

Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:04:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is hilarious on so many levels.

Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-04-26 10:54:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Greening has no sense of humor. And I doubt you're right 90% of the time, you fucking jackass.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-04-26 10:31:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-26 10:15:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Wow, a hate post!

Yay!




And I don't call everyone a shitty alter, just the ones that are.


I'd guess I'm right 80-90% of the time.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-04-26 10:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-26 09:56:50 (#)
Ranking: 0

who's jgreening?
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Just one of Method's alters....

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-26 09:56:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

who's jgreening?

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-26 09:40:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i too, have noticed that fatty mcgee seems to be obsessed with calling everybody alters. weird.

Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-04-26 09:39:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-04-26 09:16:42 (#)
Ranking: 1

Would you like a -2 with that?


Hahahaha.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2006-04-26 09:15:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

"would you like a -2 with that?"

Classic.

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-04-26 09:26:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

autastic or spastic ?

It hard to tell

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-04-26 09:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Welcome to Der Weinerschnitzel
May I take your order please?
Yeah, I want:
Two large Cokes, Two large fries
Chili-cheese dog, large Doctor Pepper
Super deluxe, with cheese and tomato!

You want BILL sperm with that?

NO!





I have enjoyed your last two posts a great deal. Thank you.


Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-04-26 09:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Would you like a -2 with that?


Hahahaha.

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2006-04-26 09:15:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"would you like a -2 with that?"

Classic.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-26 09:08:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 09:06:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaahahahah

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-04-26 09:04:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


BLOOD CLOT!

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-26 08:57:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-26 08:57:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-26 08:22:46 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-26 08:06:16 (#)
Ranking: 2

+Fucking1.5

good fucking god am i tired of seeing that stupid fucking review

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-04-26 08:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Mr.League (user info) at 2006-04-26 08:42:55 (#)
Ranking: -2

terrible
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Piglet's alter.



DO YOU SEE THE IRONY??????

Submitted by Mr.League (user info) at 2006-04-26 08:42:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

terrible

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-26 08:41:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ALERT: ALTER

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-26 08:32:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's funny because it's irrefutable.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-04-26 08:28:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That is fucking funny.

Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-04-26 08:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And another.

Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-04-26 08:25:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oops, forgot who I was logged in as.

Have a +2.

Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-04-26 08:25:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-26 08:22:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-26 08:06:16 (#)
Ranking: 2

+Fucking1

good fucking god am i tired of seeing that stupid fucking review


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 08:17:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i hate that fucking guy and his reeking autism

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-26 08:14:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

There is something terribly disturbing about his neck pouches sticking out from below his chin when he's on the go-cart.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-26 08:06:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+Fucking2

good fucking god am i tired of seeing that stupid fucking review

Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-04-26 08:04:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaha

that fucker must think about alters all the live long day.


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