UberPoll: Have you seen your mothers hairy vagina? (24931 hits)
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Submitted by Method (View user info) at 2006-04-26 10:55:22 EDT
First things first: I have only received three submissions for the Uber Beauty Contest. That is unacceptable. I guess I'll have to go the old route and submit people without their consent. It's the American way after all. Now you'll just have to suffer through my scathing captions and not-so-witty insults.
On to the contentless content:
Something that Caulaincourt said on his post today got me to thinking about how sensitive kids are to certain things. He said that he saw his mothers hairy vagina in the bathtub, and it made him want to bang her, or something to that effect. Mind you, he didn't say he was a little baby or anything, so this probably happened last year. That's probably why he's gay now.
Have you ever walked in on your parents fucking? Have you ever seen either of them naked? If so, do you think it has traumatized you in any way, and repressed you sexually, or even perhaps made you more sexually open? I know guys whose parents talk to them openly about sex, and one of my friends even tag teams bitches with his father. That, personally, nauseates me.
I've never seen either of my parents naked, and for all I know, they've never had sex, EVER, except for the two times necessary to conceive myself and my sister. I'm rather glad that's the case, because it probably would have fucked me up even more than I am already.
In Europe, things are different, as most of you know. Nudity is no big deal, and sexuality is something that's cherished, not repressed, like it is here. Still, I'm rather glad I've never seen anyone in my family naked. There's just some things I could do without.
Chink babies are cute. Bart is a Chinese Baby Raper extraordinaire.
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-05-31 02:59:07 EDT (#)
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I saw this on MRR and knew it was a Method post instantly.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-05-31 02:55:31 EDT (#)
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I saw my mom's hairy cunt up until I was like eight. And I loved it every time.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-05-31 02:42:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-27 11:11:20 (#)
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Tim Horton's buildings are ugly. Their staff is ugly. The coffee sucks. The ambiance sucks. The clients are dumb. The donuts...well, I don't eat donuts but their bread tastes like doormat.
Best franchise evar! http://www.pressecafe.com/html/home.html
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-04-29 20:34:24 EDT (#)
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the answer is no because my mum, even at age 83, shaves
Submitted by mglazer (user info) at 2006-04-28 20:04:16 EDT (#)
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I think he makes some good points. But, there is something about the look of this guy that makes goils go wild for him... I don't know, because I have absolutely no sense of how guys' looks rank. http://www.MyLoanMarket.com he's on the front page in there. But, then again, even if I did, maybe it's all that other impressive shit about him that makes them go crazy... Who the hells knows anymore!!!
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:31:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-04-27 09:30:10 (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-26 19:56:46 (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:39:57 (#)
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Here it is!
http://nymethod.com/lemmingparty.html
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Jesus Christ Method, you are my fucking hero!
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So this means I can stop working on a perfect emuparty?
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No, please don't Hadley.
If not for me, do it for the victim's of hurricane Katrina
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-04-27 14:46:33 EDT (#)
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awesome pic
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-04-27 14:31:04 EDT (#)
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Anyone who gives a shit about this Simpson/Lachey business needs to have the twat refuse cleaned out of their heads.
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2006-04-27 13:11:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:02:56 (#)
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THAT CHINESE BABY IS A VAMPIRE!! HE HAS NO REFLECTION!1
GET OUT OF THERE BART-BART, GET OUT I SAY!
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That was hilarious. Much funnier than the post, no offense G.
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I think that picture could have been a great punchline to a funnier post.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-27 13:05:29 EDT (#)
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Is it just me, or does that child's nose look fake?
Looks like you could walk up and pop the thing right off...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-27 11:14:55 EDT (#)
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obese bitch in question! http://www.ubersite.com/m/80678
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-27 11:14:04 EDT (#)
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two week vacation for caul!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-27 11:13:46 EDT (#)
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I JUST REALIZED I CAUGHT THE FLU AND IT'S ALL BEACUSE OF THE OBESE BITCH BESIDE ME WHO KEEPS CAUGHING IN MY FACE
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-27 11:12:24 EDT (#)
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YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING PEASANTS!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-27 11:11:20 EDT (#)
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Tim Horton's buildings are ugly. Their staff is ugly. The coffee sucks. The ambiance sucks. The clients are dumb. The donuts...well, I don't eat donuts but their bread tastes like doormat.
Best franchise evar! http://www.pressecafe.com/html/home.html
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-27 11:07:31 EDT (#)
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little shit town next to rhode island which is a little shit state. navy town.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-27 11:06:13 EDT (#)
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where is groton?
Tim Horton's coffee has nicotine in it, and msg. That's what I hear anyway. And we all know how true those rumours are.
I'm no coffee conaisseur. Cannabis Sativa/Indica is my bag.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-27 11:03:39 EDT (#)
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how dare you say tim's doughnuts are gross? that's ridiculous! i have been to states (sorry caul) and tried krispy kreme klan doughnuts, and they're fucking stale. dunkin donuts? plain and boring. with tim's doughnuts they're always fresh, seriously, i know it's their slogan but it's true. they're so fucking good. honestly nobody makes doughnuts like tim's. and i only drink about 4 cups of coffee in the whole week.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-27 11:01:55 EDT (#)
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there's a couple little cafes around here but most of them are just as expensive as starbucks and not worth it except for this little one down the road from me. i don't drink the coffee for the boost i drink the coffee cuz i love coffee. i'll go days or a couple weeks without it at a time and i don't get a caffeine headache.
i've never been to a tim horton's, the first time i saw one was when i went to groton to visit my friend who just moved here and i haven't bothered to really go and check it out. it didn't smell good passing it so i thought why bother?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:59:14 EDT (#)
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Tim Horton's ads are reason enough to never go there.
And the staff is fucking stupid and slow.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:58:14 EDT (#)
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There are cafes all over the place in MTL, but thankfully they're all kinds of different franchises or independants. There IS one tiny startbucks located in a basement and it looks like a McDonald to me.
There is this place named Le Petit Flore on my street and the coffee is so good it makes me spurt some smegma. Too bad it's loaded with chain-smoking frenchmen that turn the place in a gas chamber, because it's really nice.
You people are nuts to drink that much coffee. I drink two-three a day and that's more than enough. Do cocaine of meth if you need a boost that much.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:53:38 EDT (#)
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G-Prime... Tim Horton's coffee is okay, but their donuts are fucking disgusting.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:52:03 EDT (#)
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i wouldn't fuck him unless i was getting paid either.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:52:02 EDT (#)
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I would marry Jessica Simpson to fuck her. Then I would divorce her, and have HALF HER MONEY HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:50:42 EDT (#)
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Fuck your starbucks. We have our Tim Horton's. That's right bitches.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:47:29 EDT (#)
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i drink about 7 cups in the morning and depending on what i do for the rest of the day/night i can have anywhere from 3-9 more. never decaf though. caffeine doesn't keep me awake for shit anymore. for long drives i take a butt ton of sudafed now. all that coffee didn't even stunt my growth.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:47:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:39:03 (#)
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they only got married so she could have a wedding and they could have a career boost.
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And his dumb ass went along with it because she wouldn't (supposedly) fuck him until they were hitched.
Stupid fucking morals!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:42:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:35:13 (#)
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i drink a lot of coffee...
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I usually drink about 10 cups every morning, and 4 cups of decaf at night.
Except in the summer.
Then I make approx 2 gallons of iced Cappuccino a day.
This is on top of all the meds...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:39:03 EDT (#)
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they only got married so she could have a wedding and they could have a career boost.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:35:13 EDT (#)
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no no no. like out in washington they have these little shacks for drive through coffee. seriously, someone goes to home depot gets a shed kit and sets it up to be a little coffee hut. they get water/power connections, get it up to healtcode, rent a little spot on the side of a road, and make coffee. they're actually quite awesome. they're usually alot cheaper than starbucks and they're pickier with their beans so they have decent regular coffee as well as espresso drinks. it's like for $35k you can start up your own coffee business and if you work it yourself from like 4am-4pm 6 days a week for a couple months you'll have all your start up capital back and then you can get employees and get more sheds. as long as you pick a good spot anyway. they're all over western washington. except in seattle because on just about every corner there's two starbucks and two seattle's best squatting right next to eachother.
lot more convenient than starbucks but there's only one that i know of in fairfield county but it's not on the way to work for me so i haven't tried it yet.
i drink a lot of coffee...
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:32:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:16:23 (#)
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and the problem with pasty white skin is that flaws show more. it ages faster, visually.
who are nick and jessica?
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It may show more "flaws," but it ages the slowest. At least, naturally it does. When white girls go to the fucking tanning bed every other day, they're going to be pissed when they look like shit at age 40, and my pale, redheaded ex looks young and healthy at 40. Now granted - ANY white people age worse than say... black, Asian, Indian, Mole People, whatever...
Nick LaChey (sp?) and Jessica Simpson. They were America's young "it" couple for the last few years, both... um... singers. They even had a "hit" reality show. Then their marriage broke apart, and stupid young women all across my country cried because of the failure of love. And now, you - The Quebec Quartermaster, will use this knowledge to further fuel your hatred of the United States. That's fine. In this instance, I join in your hate...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:30:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:27:33 (#)
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hey i like starbucks... even though they're regular coffee sucks. they just don't have many mom n pop coffee shacks out here yet.
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if starbucks qualifies as a coffee shack, i guess my mop bucket does too?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:27:33 EDT (#)
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hey i like starbucks... even though they're regular coffee sucks. they just don't have many mom n pop coffee shacks out here yet.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:27:26 EDT (#)
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Bart's screwed then...
Look at those pasty chicken legs.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:16:23 EDT (#)
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and the problem with pasty white skin is that flaws show more. it ages faster, visually.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:15:42 EDT (#)
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who are nick and jessica?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:11:54 EDT (#)
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Jaysis Nazi Christ!
Caul, your bone-shattering hatred of, um... humanity, it's eh... it's poking out of your shorts a little bit.
I absolutely love redheaded girls. The milk-white pale skin, the freckles scattered about, the delicate pale pink to their girly parts, and that thatch of red just where you would never expect. Yes, I dated a redhead for many years.
I know the type of women you speak about, though. Here near the university, we just label them all as "Sorority Bitches." Rich little cunts with their credit cards on dady's account, fake tans and even faker blond dye-jobs. They drink Zima, listen to Maroon 5, have Planned Parenthood on speed dial, major in Psychology or Business (with no desire to go to grad school), drive Saturns, frequent Starbucks for fat-free lattes, honestly believe MTV's Real World is REAL, cried when Nick and Jessica broke up, socially smoke Marlboro Lights and have a cell phone surgically attached to them.
Yeah... I hate those bitches.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:03:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:02:18 (#)
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I have on occasion had a wank about my mum. In fact, my very first wank I was dressed in my mothers knickers (after smelling them), and I put her skirt on.
I remember I had a raging hard on but couldn't cum. Wee came out in the end and I looked in the mirror crying as i did it.
I was also eating a cheeseburger and fingering my own arse.
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i love this kind of imagery
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:02:18 EDT (#)
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I have on occasion had a wank about my mum. In fact, my very first wank I was dressed in my mothers knickers (after smelling them), and I put her skirt on.
I remember I had a raging hard on but couldn't cum. Wee came out in the end and I looked in the mirror crying as i did it.
I was also eating a cheeseburger and fingering my own arse.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-27 09:51:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-27 09:03:13 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-27 08:54:01 (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-27 01:38:27 (#)
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3 - I am in no way attracted to women who resemble my mom. (Curvy, big breasted, talkative brunettes.) This comes from the fact that I have a deep seeded hatred of my mother and have hated her since I was quite young. I have, actually to her face, threaten to kill her on multiple occations. I believe the first time I told her I wanted to murder her I was about 10 - 12 years old. We get along much better these days, but I still perfer petite women.
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Try some hate-sex with your mom. It's a relief.
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Like I said, my mom and I get along pretty well now... now that we're both heavily medicated. She's also almost 60 years old, so that's passing into granny sex. That, alas, I may have to pass on. I like petite women of nothern European blood.
Like Sideburn's wife, right Method???
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I never liked blondes and redhaired girls with their white pasty skin...yuck. I prefer brunettes and latinos. And persian women too. Since we're all going to war with Iran, I think that this will be a plus when comes the time to gang-rape some civilians.
Ethiopians (the healthy ones) are fucking hot. I'm not kidding. They're very tall, athletic and their facial traits are very sharp and distinct.
I think white women are way overrated. Most of them have huge expectations and are high maintenance even though they often have no redeeming qualities to compensate. Unless they are obese, and most are, then they are somewhat nice.
I don't think that there's something more disgusting than a typical white fat anglo chick with blonde hairdye, cotton pants with a writing on the ass and a look of fake confidence in her eyes that says "You can't handle THAT?" They usally walk in herds, their fat asses dangling like turkeys and whenever you cross them they'll say something like : "Hey baby...mmm...mmm!" with a nigger attitude. As you try to fight the vomit that's forcing its way up, they will think you're just shy and intimidated and they will gobble some more. http://www.vaturkey.com/sounds/gobble2.wav
*barfs*
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-27 09:45:20 EDT (#)
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EMUPARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-04-27 09:30:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-26 19:56:46 (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:39:57 (#)
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Here it is!
http://nymethod.com/lemmingparty.html
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Jesus Christ Method, you are my fucking hero!
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So this means I can stop working on a perfect emuparty?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-27 09:15:21 EDT (#)
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Right, dingleberry
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-27 09:03:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-27 08:54:01 (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-27 01:38:27 (#)
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3 - I am in no way attracted to women who resemble my mom. (Curvy, big breasted, talkative brunettes.) This comes from the fact that I have a deep seeded hatred of my mother and have hated her since I was quite young. I have, actually to her face, threaten to kill her on multiple occations. I believe the first time I told her I wanted to murder her I was about 10 - 12 years old. We get along much better these days, but I still perfer petite women.
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Try some hate-sex with your mom. It's a relief.
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Like I said, my mom and I get along pretty well now... now that we're both heavily medicated. She's also almost 60 years old, so that's passing into granny sex. That, alas, I may have to pass on. I like petite women of nothern European blood.
Like Sideburn's wife, right Method???
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-27 09:01:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-27 08:59:13 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:50:22 (#)
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Kaos King is proper damaged. Kudos.
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HAHAhahahaaaaaaa...... yeah. I am.
200mg Topomax, 150mg Effexor, 20mg Abilify - daily
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Another medicated UberUser. I should start taking pills too.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-27 08:59:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:50:22 (#)
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Kaos King is proper damaged. Kudos.
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HAHAhahahaaaaaaa...... yeah. I am.
200mg Topomax, 150mg Effexor, 20mg Abilify - daily
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-27 08:54:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-27 01:38:27 (#)
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3 - I am in no way attracted to women who resemble my mom. (Curvy, big breasted, talkative brunettes.) This comes from the fact that I have a deep seeded hatred of my mother and have hated her since I was quite young. I have, actually to her face, threaten to kill her on multiple occations. I believe the first time I told her I wanted to murder her I was about 10 - 12 years old. We get along much better these days, but I still perfer petite women.
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Try some hate-sex with your mom. It's a relief.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-27 08:48:42 EDT (#)
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your friend has the greatest dad ever.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-04-27 08:45:52 EDT (#)
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"I'm rather glad that's the case, because it probably would have fucked me up even more than I am already."
Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Method for not causing Method to be fucked up more than he already is.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-04-27 07:33:59 EDT (#)
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I don't really get on with my parents but my god I would pay good money to fuck my girlfriends mum. I would love to bang her younger sister too (when I say younger I mean 18 you sick fucks)but the mum is the favorite!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:50:22 EDT (#)
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Kaos King is proper damaged. Kudos.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-27 01:50:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:02:56 (#)
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THAT CHINESE BABY IS A VAMPIRE!! HE HAS NO REFLECTION!1
GET OUT OF THERE BART-BART, GET OUT I SAY!
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I don't know what to say. Best review EVAR? Well, damned funny, anyway.
I once walked into my parents'room without knocking. Luckily I did not see my father, for the sight of my mother's large pale ass was as blistering to my eyes as the sun. I backed out of the room slowly, my mouth and eyes wide with shock, to young to understand what they were doing. Seconds later my father came out of the room in his boxers, and slapped the shit out of me. I don't consider myself traumatized, but I certainly learned to knock before entering any room, ever after."
he SLAPPED you? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-27 01:38:27 EDT (#)
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1 - I saw my dad get out of the shower just a few years ago when I was strolling back in from the garage after having a cigarette. We surprised each other. Actually, most of the surprise was mine, as it would seem my father has a huge cock...
2 - When I was in high school, I used to routinely steal condoms off my parents. Thet were in the dresser next to my mom's vibrator. True story.
3 - I am in no way attracted to women who resemble my mom. (Curvy, big breasted, talkative brunettes.) This comes from the fact that I have a deep seeded hatred of my mother and have hated her since I was quite young. I have, actually to her face, threaten to kill her on multiple occations. I believe the first time I told her I wanted to murder her I was about 10 - 12 years old. We get along much better these days, but I still perfer petite women.
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-04-27 00:58:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:06:05 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:03:16 (#)
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my current girlfriend is almost a carbon copy of mom when she was a kid.
i find that arousing.
And you don't think there's anything psychologically wrong with you? Do we really look for women that look/act like our mothers?
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I hear that all the time. I'm doubtful, since my mother is a weird white '80s woman with short spiky hair, and she swears constantly, whereas I tend to go for stereotypical Asian girls that are rather reserved.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-04-26 22:27:56 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-26 19:56:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:39:57 (#)
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Here it is!
http://nymethod.com/lemmingparty.html
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Jesus Christ Method, you are my fucking hero!
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-26 18:26:48 EDT (#)
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When it comes to Bart, I probably would
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-26 18:13:55 EDT (#)
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cocky s.o.b.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 18:07:44 EDT (#)
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I swear, I alone carried this to most heated. It's in my royal nordic blood.
Submitted by syndl (user info) at 2006-04-26 17:41:24 EDT (#)
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No, I have not seen either of my parents naked, thankfully. That is nasty! I heard my dad with his girlfriend once when I was a kid. I started hitting the wall and yelling at them to shut the fuck up. They were more embarrassed then I was.
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"Sensible. You have to go to the clubs to find the hypersexxxed fuck demons, but those people can be found anywhere but Utah."
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Ever been to Utah? It's by in large a very controlled society. So, when the opportunity presents the people here are crazy! Anything you find in other places you will find here. With the exceptions of porn, gambling and, good beer.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 17:11:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-04-26 17:06:26 (#)
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Gprime- you have alot of important things to say.
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finally
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-04-26 17:08:41 EDT (#)
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My parents were nudists so of course I've seen them naked. We used to take family trips to the nude beaches.
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-26 17:06:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 17:03:35 (#)
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I like professorfuckface, but that really isn't a decent thing to do. Because at the end of the day, uber is just some internet shithole and the users (most of them at least) are real people who normally wouldn't deserve the treatment they get here, but because they won't fucking leave and insist upon staying around, warrant the treatment they get. So fuck em.
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I agree eventhough I'm included in this statement.
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-04-26 17:06:26 EDT (#)
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Gprime- you have alot of important things to say.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 17:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I like professorfuckface, but that really isn't a decent thing to do. Because at the end of the day, uber is just some internet shithole and the users (most of them at least) are real people who normally wouldn't deserve the treatment they get here, but because they won't fucking leave and insist upon staying around, warrant the treatment they get. So fuck em.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 17:01:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
But I don't like the women...
You guys suck. My camwhore will be anti-dedicated to you.
you guys suck...
no fun at all...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:59:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yes
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:59:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
squattail = pff yes?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:59:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Guess that leaves Monsieur Pepe, huh?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, I don't like you at all, G-Prime, so you can leave me out of the competition.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:58:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
go fuck yourself you queer. Try getting the attention of one of the overfed female heffalumps around here
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ah hell I will camwhore just for the fun of it. But to whom will it be dedicated? Method, Caul or Shlongy? COMPETE FOR MY ATTENTION NOW!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He's actually really good about it.
Just think, the last time I got banned was because I gave an alter to Squattail, who then proceeded to post something awful regarding Barts recently deceased father and bestiality.
If that's not forgiving, I don't know what is.
And it's hysterical that Shlongy got banned only because Bart had to step in and virtually separate him and SwampDonkey from fighting like school girls
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:55:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've been banned only twice but bart was forced to lift the bans both times because the place, quite frankly, sucked without me here.
Also, I threatened to come to Chi-town and knock his teeth down his throat and bart realized he'd blow what little chance he already HAS with the ladies, if he was sportin' dentures.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:55:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is he a good sport about it, or does he really get all high and mighty?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:54:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy jesus shit fuck do I really have over half a million hits??? How the fuck did that happen??
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've been banned more times than any of those fucks.
I'm just shameless and beg and plead Bart to unban me every time.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:50:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I WAS BANNED W00T
Now I join the ranks of Koolmang, Beeb, IHAKF, umm, maybe this list isn't a good one to make...
BUT METHOD GOT BANNED TOO SO NOW I HAVE HONOUR!
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Never saw nothin... I feel so sheltered.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:49:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can you make a shoe smell???
And lay off Grandpa Al...The old bastard finally died about a month and a half ago.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:43:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:34:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
hey wow. the myspace dude is on the same street as a porn production company. actually they're in the same building. just thought i'd share.
now i don't know why, possibly just because i'm killing time and some random thingy popped up in my mail about joining myspace and i read all the info.
jesus fuck i'm bored.
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If you are bored then you should camwhore, because then you will be compelled to camp on your post, thereby having something to occupy your time.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:43:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the hell are you talking about, Al Lewis?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:42:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can you make a bull shot???
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
rodent teeth make for good head.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:39:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Here it is!
http://nymethod.com/lemmingparty.html
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:39:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:37:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
Has anyone seen my gerbil???
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do you really want me to answer that?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Has anyone seen my gerbil???
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:34:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey wow. the myspace dude is on the same street as a porn production company. actually they're in the same building. just thought i'd share.
now i don't know why, possibly just because i'm killing time and some random thingy popped up in my mail about joining myspace and i read all the info.
jesus fuck i'm bored.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:32:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, you were banned.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:29:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
im such a silly linkwhore
BUT ITS RELEVENT TO THE DISCUSSION
NO BANNING
G-PRIME HAS NEVER BEEN BANNED
unless, hey Method, how do you know if you've been banned? For a period, I couldn't do anything with my user. I could log in, but I couldn't post or rate, it kept asking for email verification, and bart wouldn't answer me. Is this banning? That was when I made my alter, who got banned after a few months. Then G-prime was back up and running. It was right after I made that post about hating the dutch and the guy with the bottle in his ass. I might have also been stirring some shit elsewhere, I don't know. Most likely I was stirring some shit elsewhere but nothing I remember worthy of banning.
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:27:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thank you for the +2 G-Prime. Aww, I knew I'd win ya back!
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:22:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
If you want to see some asshair, check out the pictures that my post spawned. I actually started a bandwagon of people scanning their ass. Ok, so only two other people jumped on but it was GLORIOUS
here it is, the worst ass EVER: http://www.ubersite.com/m/80219
and the detail in this one is just disgusting: http://www.ubersite.com/m/80216
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thats just wrong, and the second one looks like he has mold in two spots on his long hairy ass.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:24:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WRONG CAUL, THAT WAS ME
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:20:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
shave your ass and you may have a chance....
Please tell me this one is not for real! http://www.ubersite.com/m/82361
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but that wasnt
CONGRATULKATIONS YOU WON A +2
it has already been delivered to your latest post.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:24:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i hate the fact that i know what they contain but i'll still fucking click them.
what in god's name is wrong with me?
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:22:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you want to see some asshair, check out the pictures that my post spawned. I actually started a bandwagon of people scanning their ass. Ok, so only two other people jumped on but it was GLORIOUS
here it is, the worst ass EVER: http://www.ubersite.com/m/80219
and the detail in this one is just disgusting: http://www.ubersite.com/m/80216
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:22:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ani, think BBQ.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:21:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:18:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
and just for shits and giggles, here is a picture of a bunch of german sausages. JUST FOR YOU, CAULAINCOURT MON AMOUR!
http://tinyurl.com/fvxr9
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I am afraid of clicking on that link. Yet, the urge to do so is nearly uncontrollable.
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shave your ass and you may have a chance....
Please tell me this one is not for real! http://www.ubersite.com/m/82361
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and just for shits and giggles, here is a picture of a bunch of german sausages. JUST FOR YOU, CAULAINCOURT MON AMOUR!
http://tinyurl.com/fvxr9
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:18:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85075
Obviously this one.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:18:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
actually considering the amount of dingleberries on ron jeremy ass and the amazing snatch that still begs for him you might have a chance irregardless of butthair issues.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:15:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what that i'm goofier? hmmm, i'll give ya that. but two points to make here...
1) i do not have a camera on me today, nor do i have any of my photo disks with pictures, or any of my friends' cameras/disks/memory cards with which to post.
2) bite me.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here are my camhoes, in order of oldest to most recent:
(two aren't really me. GUESS WHICH ONES AND WIN A +2!)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/63430
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66604
http://www.ubersite.com/m/80214 (inion, tell me, do I have porn potential?)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82361
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84030
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85075
and one more if inion is game
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:10:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:05:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85486
You can't look any goofier than this, katy. I call you katy because inion de trua just sounds weird in my head.
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You seem to have a nice body, compared to huge majority of americans my eyes had the displeasure to see, but honestly, you should work on your feminity. Your hair, those glasses and that hat...dear lord.
Apparently, I hear I'm gay, so don't take offense and take my advice as if I was your gay shopping buddy.
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Ahahaha. That was back when those hats were cool, dammit. What? They were never cool? Well fuck me.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:12:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's TRUE!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:12:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:11:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
goofy but cute. and yes i can do worse, and do so on a daily basis.
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you're in no position to judge considering your lack of camwhoring.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:12:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:10:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
I personally prefer a girl with small boobies and a big butt.
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Sounds like me.
Hmmm... have you been peeking in my windows?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:12:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:11:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
I think big boobs are overrated. They get sloppy.
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yes, booties are the new black. big boobies are so 1995.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:11:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think big boobs are overrated. They get sloppy.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:11:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
goofy but cute. and yes i can do worse, and do so on a daily basis.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:10:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:05:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85486
You can't look any goofier than this, katy. I call you katy because inion de trua just sounds weird in my head.
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You seem to have a nice body, compared to huge majority of americans my eyes had the displeasure to see, but honestly, you should work on your feminity. Your hair, those glasses and that hat...dear lord.
Apparently, I hear I'm gay, so don't take offense and take my advice as if I was your gay shopping buddy.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:10:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I personally prefer a girl with small boobies and a big butt. Firm, mind you, not disgustingly huge.
That way, when she's 40, her boobies won't be hitting her knees every time she takes a step.
By the way, there's this guy at work that never shuts up. he's the kind of guy you can't ask "How are you?" because he'll tell you his life story.
He comes into the bathroom today while I'm pissing and says to me "All my babies are gone from the house"
I said "Mmmmhmmm...."
"My youngest daughter got her period this morning!"
WHO SAYS THESE THINGS? ESPECIALLY WHILE I'M PISSING??? TMI DUDE, TEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEM EEEEEEEEEEYE
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:08:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nobody ever tells me I'm pretty. They tell me I'm gay.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:06:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
some people will tell you that you are pretty and this will make you feel nice. and also, some uberdorks will beg and beg for you to meet them and you can have them meet you somewhere even though you wont be there and this will also be a nice feeling.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:05:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85486
You can't look any goofier than this, katy. I call you katy because inion de trua just sounds weird in my head.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:03:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
internet FAME, baby
why not? seriously, there is no good reason not to. alright, i will make a deal with you
you camhoe, and i will also camhoe.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:02:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
can and will: two totally different verbs.
what's the pay off?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-26 15:58:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
post a picture inion. if monkey can do it, and anasie can do it, you can do it.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-26 15:57:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-04-26 15:50:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-26 15:41:19 (#)
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well at least it means i can run you down and kick the shit out of you. muscle is useful sometimes.
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It also means that as you are doing this your calves don't flop around like two scoops of whale blubber suspended from your knees.
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unfortunately neither do my boobs :(
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 15:52:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HUSH CAUL, DONT MAKE ME GO ALL VICHY ON YOUR ASS
and dont make me avaler either ;)
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-04-26 15:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-26 15:41:19 (#)
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well at least it means i can run you down and kick the shit out of you. muscle is useful sometimes.
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It also means that as you are doing this your calves don't flop around like two scoops of whale blubber suspended from your knees.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 15:50:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that link is so hot
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-26 15:50:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
all fair in love and nudie pictures monkey..
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-04-26 15:48:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was the Truman fucking Capote of baby raping pictures.
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-26 15:47:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-26 15:42:27 (#)
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monkeying around sent me a topless picture!!
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I thought I told you those were only for you! Damn, I knew I should have locked those up.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-26 15:42:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
monkeying around sent me a topless picture!!
check it ---> http://abclocal.go.com/images/wpvi05242005keitz4.jpg
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-26 15:41:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well at least it means i can run you down and kick the shit out of you. muscle is useful sometimes.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 15:38:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ich brauche eine Nutte, und ich sie braucht JETZT."""
Hey oh, on se calme le Bosch! Vas me faire de la saucisses, schnell!
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-26 15:38:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:51:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
i think method just appreciates beauty in all its shapes and sizes. tall and short hot girls. no fatties allowed monkeyingaround!
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haha, shit head.
I would make a comment on the whole soccer legs thing... but It's just not worth it. It would be disregarded anyways.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 15:30:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and don't name your kid Hodensack. Because that is Deutsch for scrotum.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 15:26:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHAHANHA YES
is electro australian?
I'm going to send you an email, with a suggestion for the site, but it's super top secret, that's why I'm using email.
You know what, forget it. Here it is:
put a link to my user info. or at least, just this post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/76167
JUST DO IT
I'M A WHORE
you might like the picture in that post anyway.
alright, for those of you who still haven't learned not to click on any link I put up unless I specify it's sfw, the link is nsfw.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-26 15:25:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wow, if i was german i'd never name my daughter jutte cuz it rhymes with nutte.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 15:23:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
As soon as the name servers are done doing their thing, this will be at www.lemmingparty.org
http://nymethod.com/lemmingparty.html
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 15:22:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
German word for hooker is Nutte.
As in:
Ich brauche eine Nutte, und ich sie braucht JETZT.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-26 15:20:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I THINK I'LL JUST BECOME FAMOUS THROUGH A RAP CAREER AND THEN I'LL GET WITH ALL THE TALL HOTTIES
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-26 15:17:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I HATE HOOKERS!
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 15:14:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Robotz: beep boop: http://www.robotz.firez.org/
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-26 15:13:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey what's the word for hooker in german?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-04-26 15:13:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-26 15:00:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
i never said i did porn. i do work for a porn mag. well crap i thought i made that clear haha whoops. i dunno retro see i don't have long legs, i wear long when i buy pants only because i'm tall and the average woman is only 5'5 but proportionally i don't have long legs i have a long torso. i have freakin soccer legs... ugh. see that's not hot.
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Sounds like me, except without the soccer legs. I'm jealous. Soccer legs on either gender is hot, wtf are you talking about. Well defined calves are sexy.
I love guys with soccer legs.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 15:13:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
GET A FUCKING HOOKER
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-26 15:10:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU ARE MISSING THE FUCKING POINT. I DATE GIRLS THAT ARE LIKE 5 5', TOPS. I THINK TALL WOMEN ARE HOT AS HELL AND IT STINKS THAT I AM NOT THAT TALL BECAUSE IT MAKES IT HARD TO DATE THEM. FUCK. I ALSO THINK SHORT GIRLS ARE HOT AND INTERESTING AND WE BANG AND LAUGH AND HOLD HANDS AND HAVE A GREAT TIME. I WAS JUST SAYING I WANT TO BANG A TALL WOMAN.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-26 15:06:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well if you don't like who you date and there's no personality click yet just turn them down. or make it clear you're just going to fuck.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-26 15:06:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
its not just the legs though, the long torso is sexy as well
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-26 15:05:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-26 15:00:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
i never said i did porn. i do work for a porn mag. well crap i thought i made that clear haha whoops. i dunno retro see i don't have long legs, i wear long when i buy pants only because i'm tall and the average woman is only 5'5 but proportionally i don't have long legs i have a long torso. i have freakin soccer legs... ugh. see that's not hot.
i don't see why you'd have trouble finding tiny chicks. finding tiny chicks that don't wear heels or platforms is probably hard though. i see lotsa short dudes with cute chicks, then again i consider most dudes short anyway. i dunno... uh if ya like her, you're willing to do her, she's good in the sack and has half a brain does it really matter how tall she is?
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i've dated and made whoopie with at least 3 girls that played soccer. tehy. are. hot.
i forget what i typed, but i dont have a problem finding shorter girls. that is the problem, thats all i ever date. just once i would like to be with a big tall woman. i'm a sucker for long legs. i mean, i'm 5 7' so i'm not that short but if i was 6 3', i would be all over the tall ladies.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 15:04:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, same here.
or is it Strombolopolous?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 15:03:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 15:01:49 (#)
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also here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parti_Citron
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first time I hear of this.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 15:03:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
glad i could be of help, both to Alain and George Methodopodopolous.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-26 15:02:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you swallow?
oh...
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 15:01:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Calm down, here is your lemonparty: http://tinyurl.com/6qo2h
also here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parti_Citron
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-26 15:00:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i never said i did porn. i do work for a porn mag. well crap i thought i made that clear haha whoops. i dunno retro see i don't have long legs, i wear long when i buy pants only because i'm tall and the average woman is only 5'5 but proportionally i don't have long legs i have a long torso. i have freakin soccer legs... ugh. see that's not hot.
i don't see why you'd have trouble finding tiny chicks. finding tiny chicks that don't wear heels or platforms is probably hard though. i see lotsa short dudes with cute chicks, then again i consider most dudes short anyway. i dunno... uh if ya like her, you're willing to do her, she's good in the sack and has half a brain does it really matter how tall she is?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:58:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:57:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
psst... j'avale... ;)
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this made me spit coffee all over my keyboard :-(
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:57:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Parisiens aren't as bad as some though. The worst french accent is the one where they say "puis" like "pou-ie". I want to fucking smack them when they say it. And the arrogance the french have, good god, Caul, you are nothing compared to some of them.
Mais non, je blague, tu n'es pas arrogant. Tu es tout simplement parfait.
psst... j'avale... ;)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:56:37 EDT (#)
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hahahahahahahaha i just registed www.lemmingparty.org
I don't know why, but I thought it would be funny.
It's going to feature Caul, Shlongy and Jaypig sucking each others dicks on a bed.
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don't put me there man
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:56:30 EDT (#)
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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO LEMONPARTY?????
HOW CAN I PROPERLY PARODY IT IF IT DOESN'T HAVE THE OLD MEN???
IF SOMEONE HAS THAT PICTURE SAVED, SEND IT TO ME IMMEDIATELY - METHOD373.at.GMAIL.COM
OH THE HUMANITY
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:55:15 EDT (#)
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20 bucks for 2 years
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:54:35 EDT (#)
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make it three lemming heads photoshopped onto the old guys' bodies. How much does it cost to register a domain name? You have too much disposable income.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:54:03 EDT (#)
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i'd replace caul with ETS and have jpig wearing a bush mask while shlongy just tries deperately to join the gang.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:53:48 EDT (#)
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Forgive the spelling mistakes. It's been a while since I've spoken or written French. Other than once or twice with some Français de France, but we all know how much fun THAT is.
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Poor soul. It's a lot more listening to them than speaking since all they can't fucking stop talking. On top of that, their emphasis on nasals make them sound like deaf people trying to speak. "'ous vou'on on 'on'on" (<- "nous voulons un bonbon")
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:52:38 EDT (#)
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hahahahahahahaha i just registed www.lemmingparty.org
I don't know why, but I thought it would be funny.
It's going to feature Caul, Shlongy and Jaypig sucking each others dicks on a bed.
Unless someone comes up with a better suggestion?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:51:12 EDT (#)
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i think method just appreciates beauty in all its shapes and sizes. tall and short hot girls. no fatties allowed monkeyingaround!
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:48:08 EDT (#)
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Forgive the spelling mistakes. It's been a while since I've spoken or written French. Other than once or twice with some Français de France, but we all know how much fun THAT is.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:47:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:02:56 (#)
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THAT CHINESE BABY IS A VAMPIRE!! HE HAS NO REFLECTION!1
GET OUT OF THERE BART-BART, GET OUT I SAY!
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I don't know what to say. Best review EVAR? Well, damned funny, anyway.
I once walked into my parents'room without knocking. Luckily I did not see my father, for the sight of my mother's large pale ass was as blistering to my eyes as the sun. I backed out of the room slowly, my mouth and eyes wide with shock, to young to understand what they were doing. Seconds later my father came out of the room in his boxers, and slapped the shit out of me. I don't consider myself traumatized, but I certainly learned to knock before entering any room, ever after.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:46:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:32:57 (#)
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I dated a 6' girl for almost three years. She had AMAZING legs. She would wear these tiny cotton daisy duke shorts and lay on my couch on her side, one leg resting on top of the other, and it would drive me absolutely INSANE
Tall girls are incredibly sexy.
So are short girls.
So are......fuck, I JUST LOVE WOMEN
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i wish i was a wee bit taller man! the girls i usually dater are around 5 5". but i love those big tall beautifull girls that strut by with their long gorgous legs
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:46:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:42:03 (#)
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It's CÂLISSE you german prick and don't believe everything you read on the Internet.
She may not work in porn and even if she does, she may be 300 pounds considering all the possible branches in porn.
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Personne ne t'as jamais apprit qu'on ne mets pas des accents sur des lettres majuscules? Conasse. Pis si tu m'appelles allemand une autre fois je vais T'ENVAHIR, C_A_LISSE!
I think she doesn't actually DO porn, but works a deskjob for a porn company. That is if it's not Method. I'M SO CLEVER I MADE A JOKE ABOUT ALTERS!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:44:37 EDT (#)
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I let old men give me blowjobs, 5 dollars a piece. Does that qualify as working in porn?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:42:15 EDT (#)
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Yes, I'm over compensating for my incredibly tiny penis
I'm just saying that I could list all the little things I like about different types of girls, but that would take forever
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:42:03 EDT (#)
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It's CÂLISSE you german prick and don't believe everything you read on the Internet.
She may not work in porn and even if she does, she may be 300 pounds considering all the possible branches in porn.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:40:32 EDT (#)
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I can't get banned as long as I'm actually carrying something resembling a discussion, right?
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:39:59 EDT (#)
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this is turning into a veritable orgy of heat.
it's like dante jacking off or something...
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:38:12 EDT (#)
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but a pretty girl who knows the line between pretty and hot and knows where her place is, that is fairly attractive. AND SHE WORKS FOR PORN CALISSE!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:35:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:52:57 (#)
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yeah method is your sister hot?
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are YOU hot? We have not seen a picture of you yet
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i doubt she is and i doubt she'll ever post a pic.
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haha i'm not hot. i'm pretty, bout it. hot usually requires being really really tiny, like 4'11, and having a rack. standard american version of hot, nope not me. just pretty.
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it's a pretty bold claim to say that you're pretty. you're the first uberer to say so (though that's no saying much).
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:35:44 EDT (#)
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>>So are......fuck, I JUST LOVE WOMEN
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=overcompensation
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:35:24 EDT (#)
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i wanna eat your skin
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:34:55 EDT (#)
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gee method trying to prove you're not ghey there?
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:34:01 EDT (#)
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Provide the flesh, honey, and I WILL bite.
The wind wispers "G-prime is lecter... lecter... lecter..."
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:32:57 EDT (#)
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I dated a 6' girl for almost three years. She had AMAZING legs. She would wear these tiny cotton daisy duke shorts and lay on my couch on her side, one leg resting on top of the other, and it would drive me absolutely INSANE
Tall girls are incredibly sexy.
So are short girls.
So are......fuck, I JUST LOVE WOMEN
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:30:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:52:57 (#)
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yeah method is your sister hot?
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are YOU hot? We have not seen a picture of you yet
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i doubt she is and i doubt she'll ever post a pic.
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haha i'm not hot. i'm pretty, bout it. hot usually requires being really really tiny, like 4'11, and having a rack. standard american version of hot, nope not me. just pretty.
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so show the most atractive quality, confidence, and post a pic.
i am a sucker for smaller girls and a friend of mine and i were talking the other night about how it sucks that we are like 5 7' because we will never be able to get with WOMEN that are like 6 something. ya know, the ones with those long legs and curvy bodies? yeah. it sucks being me.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:29:42 EDT (#)
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ha!
bite me.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:29:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:28:07 (#)
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prove it
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prove it
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:27:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:02:19 (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:52:57 (#)
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yeah method is your sister hot?
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are YOU hot? We have not seen a picture of you yet
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i doubt she is and i doubt she'll ever post a pic.
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haha i'm not hot. i'm pretty, bout it. hot usually requires being really really tiny, like 4'11, and having a rack. standard american version of hot, nope not me. just pretty.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:27:22 EDT (#)
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that link is sfw. unless they made child porn nsfw and didnt tell me about it...
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:26:43 EDT (#)
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http://tinyurl.com/eu82s
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:24:57 EDT (#)
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to quote georgemichael "i'm so angry now, darn it darn it"
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:24:41 EDT (#)
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bat shit insane eh? so intro me.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:22:28 EDT (#)
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GOD DAMN IT LINK DOESNT WORK WHY DO PORN SITES HAVE TO BE SO PROTECTIVE OVER ONE PICTURE???
-2-2-2-2-2-2-2
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:20:59 EDT (#)
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wow, that is useful site. http://tinyurl.com/kxuo8 link is nsfw
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:17:31 EDT (#)
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And what is this tinyurl stuff? By jove, don't make me go find out on my own...
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:16:00 EDT (#)
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Yeah, well in French it's La Graisse Antique. You know, La Graisse you use on your unnaturally unhairy chest?
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:14:27 EDT (#)
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FORM A PHALANX!!! WE WILL TAKE THE ROMANS THE FROM BEHIND!!!
ambuigity
EVERYBODY GOT THEIR CONDOMS???
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:13:50 EDT (#)
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s' funny, I've never heard of a hoplite before you started saying it on this site. I suppose i've never had use for that word outside of the Greek language.
Antique Greece, indeed......... It's Ancient Greece, you ninny.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:12:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:58:00 (#)
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My sister is beautiful, but absolutely bat shit insane, so I suggest you stay away. She's a man eater
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aren't all sisters like this... my sister makes guys cry on a regular basis. It's fun to see.
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alright, we get it. you're a man hating lesbo. stop beating us over the head with it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:10:15 EDT (#)
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a LARP hoplite: http://www.larp.com/hoplite/
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:09:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:08:44 (#)
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WHAT THE FUCK IS HOPLITE??!@?!?!?!?!?
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You don't know?
It's a soldier in Antique Greece.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:08:44 EDT (#)
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WHAT THE FUCK IS HOPLITE??!@?!?!?!?!?
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:08:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:58:00 (#)
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My sister is beautiful, but absolutely bat shit insane, so I suggest you stay away. She's a man eater
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aren't all sisters like this... my sister makes guys cry on a regular basis. It's fun to see.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:07:49 EDT (#)
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Method: http://www.astarte.com.au/assets/images/hoplite.jpg
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:07:34 EDT (#)
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by the way, google returned nothing useful for tips on writing postcards. Fuckin useless google.
smelly british people.
inion I have no idea whether she's amateur or not, but the page that link brings you to would certainly lead you to believe so. I hate sites that hate hotlinking. Google is my right hand's best friend because I refuse to pay for porn. I will try to find a better link anyway. That link was just to a big 1082 by whatever pixel of a closeup of her pussy. It was a beautiful image though, I swear by god.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:04:50 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHA HEAT HEAT BABY
*pitches tent indefinitely*
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:02:55 EDT (#)
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I can't believe I'm so lazy I just googled "tips on writing postcards".
It's like 50 words you lazy ass. Fuckin' ROC is rubbing off on me.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:02:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:52:57 (#)
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yeah method is your sister hot?
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are YOU hot? We have not seen a picture of you yet
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i doubt she is and i doubt she'll ever post a pic.
Submitted by paulblakeford (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:00:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 14:00:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:52:57 (#)
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yeah method is your sister hot?
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are YOU hot? We have not seen a picture of you yet
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:58:00 EDT (#)
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My sister is beautiful, but absolutely bat shit insane, so I suggest you stay away. She's a man eater
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:57:48 EDT (#)
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I'm not dismissing your claim that Europeans are more open about sexuality, but I'm saying it is often grossly exaggerated to the point of myth, thanks to movies like Eurotrip and other teen-coming-of-age-shit movies. """
Euro-trip was so bad it could've been a diplomatic crisis.
But G-Prime, you have to admit that anglos ARE a lot more prude and uneasy about nudity. Even Québec is a lot more open about sex than the ROC or the U.S. is. I think it's pretty obvious. I blame that on their disportionate number of religious people.
I think the ridiculous hysteria in the U.S. over Janet's boobs proves that. Or as I recall, the controversy in Canada in the early nineties over some innoffensive video by Mitsou. Here, for the sakes of old memories http://tinyurl.com/llvzn
As I've said many times, anglophones are asexual. They are frigid automatons whose definition of pleasure is the purchase of more belongings.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:52:57 EDT (#)
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yeah method is your sister hot?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:52:32 EDT (#)
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link is also a partially dead link. and if it's to an amateur site i doubt she's known well enough where i'd have anything on her. repost i'll try again.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:52:22 EDT (#)
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actually I was talking to Method about his sister
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:51:04 EDT (#)
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And for the idiots who would assume that a link about a porn star is safe for work, LINK IS OBVIOUSLY NSFW YOU DUMB FUCK.
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:50:26 EDT (#)
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BAMF, yes my sister is hot, no you can't have her digits. She would probably laugh at you for this anyways. She's one of those stuck up hoity toity bitches that makes fun of everything that isn't remotely like her.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:50:12 EDT (#)
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Reason why Alison Angel is the best porn star ever: http://www.xfreehosting.com/teen/melangels/alison_angel_mix2pics/18.jpg
Inion, what can you tell me that I don't know about her? i.e. anything interesting.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:47:52 EDT (#)
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Probably true. I prefer the chopped ones too, don't you?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:43:28 EDT (#)
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i heard from an army dude the german chicks dig american dudes cuz they're circumsized. actually more than one army dude.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:41:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:30:31 (#)
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"Sensible. You have to go to the clubs to find the hypersexxxed fuck demons, but those people can be found anywhere but Utah."
Wait a minute. Aren't you allowed to have like 12 wives if you live in Utah?
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Yes, but have you ever seen the shit mormons have to wear to bed? Not something I would do, even for 12 wives. Not worth it. Buffsleeping is godliness. Besides, I woudln't want 12 mormon women living with me. http://nowscape.com/mormon/undrwrmo-couple.jpg
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:38:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:21:47 (#)
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Yeah, I know what you mean. I suppose celebrity magazines show celebs and singers, etc., dressed in see-through shirts and mesh skirts, nude beach pictures are shown, and television shows are less censored than they are here, mostly because of the religious right wing breathing down the neck of the FCC.
It goes beyond nudity, I suppose - even language on television is not censored as it is here. Generally, the U.S. seems to be going stride for stride with strict Middle Eastern countries, although at a less severe level.
Remember that huge stink about Janet Jacksons boob? If it had happened in Europe, it would have been funny for a second and then never brought up again. Over here, it became a huge issue.
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Janet's titty is a great example.
As for language censorship, I found myself actually OFFENDED by someone on tv here saying fuck. Well, maybe offended isn't the right word. Read on.
I swear, it was some crappy MTV interview host shit thingy, and I found it intriguing for a minute, and then the host breaks out of the German and says, I'm guessing because it was part of a story, I wasn't paying attention "BECAUSE I WANT A FUCKING COCA COLA can you do that for me?" and I just sat there I was like "what the fuck, did she really just say that? ON PUBLIC TV?" at first I was just kind of like wow, that's great, I guess. I've always hated censorship (fuck mad titties FUCK mad titties fuck MAD titties fuck mad TITTIES) and I was like, good for you, Germany. But then the more I thought about it, the more I thought something about that utterance was odd. Then I realized, that Germans only swear on public radio, tv, what have you, in ENGLISH. You will never hear anybody say on German radio anything worse than Scheiß (shit) or Schlampe (bitch). They would NEVER say Ficken, their equivalent of fuck. There is nothing wrong with saying fuck, anywhere. Around kids, in a restaurant, ANYWHERE. Fuck is acceptable, fick is not. Why? Because they find it offensive. It's that kind of hypocrisy that eats away at me about Germans but I can't say anything about it ever because they will gas me.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:30:31 EDT (#)
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"Sensible. You have to go to the clubs to find the hypersexxxed fuck demons, but those people can be found anywhere but Utah."
Wait a minute. Aren't you allowed to have like 12 wives if you live in Utah?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:25:51 EDT (#)
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I'm not talking out of my ass either. I live in Germany.......
Ok then!
You regularly find nudity in regular magazines in Europe, whereas here it's absolutely not allowed. Hell, I even went to a concert once in Greece and the singer was wearing a skirt with no underwear on. Everyone in the front rows could all see her cooch, and she didn't give a shit.
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actually my favorite thing about obscenity laws in the us is the part where a 16 yr old can model for victoria secret, topless with nipples covered, someone can wank to her, but it's not considered porn and there doesn't have to be id on file for her. they can also come from anywhere in the world, have no US id, get photo'd on US soil, naked, and it's legal.
we, however, can't photograph foreign models on US soil without an american government issued id. UN issued passports, specifically for international identification, are not sufficient and if we use those on american soil as id we can get fined, i think, $15,000 for publishing it per individual picture.
i gotta say america's way more uptight about nudity than europe. if not really mentally then sure as hell legally. maybe not than canada though cuz cumshots from two guys on one girl are considered obscene and illegal to publish so i don't think hustler makes it there very often.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:21:47 EDT (#)
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Yeah, I know what you mean. I suppose celebrity magazines show celebs and singers, etc., dressed in see-through shirts and mesh skirts, nude beach pictures are shown, and television shows are less censored than they are here, mostly because of the religious right wing breathing down the neck of the FCC.
It goes beyond nudity, I suppose - even language on television is not censored as it is here. Generally, the U.S. seems to be going stride for stride with strict Middle Eastern countries, although at a less severe level.
Remember that huge stink about Janet Jacksons boob? If it had happened in Europe, it would have been funny for a second and then never brought up again. Over here, it became a huge issue.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:20:52 EDT (#)
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yo
so your sister
she hot?
can I get some digits?
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:18:48 EDT (#)
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Ok, I re-read that comment, and calling myth on that particular one is a bit much. Nudity isn't as big a deal as it is in the USA, but it's not like you're ever going to see a chick walking around town topless. I have yet to see titty outside of a stripclub, bar bathroom, or with the girl I'm with/was with.
Well that, and the stuff that you never see the girl again, and never got her name. But they aren't hookers!
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:15:21 EDT (#)
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Maybe I'm just jaded, but I seem to recall similar stuff happening back home. Except for the magazines. I have yet to see a normal magazine that has nudity in it. What exactly are you referring to? Like, flyers, or celeb rumor things like tabloids or what? The closest thing I can think of that is like what you're talking about is in the papers, there might be an ad for a strip club with a hooker with no top on, but never any snatch. No public snatch, ever. There was also, in one newspaper, a section where readers/couples sent in personal erotic pictures, but again, never snatch.
I'm not dismissing your claim that Europeans are more open about sexuality, but I'm saying it is often grossly exaggerated to the point of myth, thanks to movies like Eurotrip and other teen-coming-of-age-shit movies.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:08:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:04:34 (#)
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I'm not talking out of my ass either. I live in Germany.......
Ok then!
You regularly find nudity in regular magazines in Europe, whereas here it's absolutely not allowed. Hell, I even went to a concert once in Greece and the singer was wearing a skirt with no underwear on. Everyone in the front rows could all see her cooch, and she didn't give a shit.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:05:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-26 12:43:47 (#)
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Her boss was female and married and the only other one she has had is an old gay guy. My mom has dated I think about 3 guys since I have been born, and none lasted longer then 4 or 5 months. I feel bad for her, she doesn't even own any sex toys.
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yep, quite weird that you know this.
She is also delusional. Her mums has been getting a good rogering regularly. Just because it doesn't happen at home doesn't mean anything. Same with the sex toys. Just because you never found em doesn't mean they don't exist.
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:04:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-26 12:50:05 (#)
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My mother and I are actually quite the opposite really. So that comment isn't really insulting to me. I respect my mom for not bringing guys around when growing up. Thats how it should be done in a single household.
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oh it is? so your mother should repress her sexual and emotional needs as a human to coddle you and your simple little mind into believing that single parents should remain single?
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I didn't say they shouldn't date... I was saying they shouldn't bring the guys around. It causes emotional trama to the kids. My mom dated when I grew up, not much... but she didn't bring the guys around me or my sister, she didn't want us to get attached to them if it doesn't work out. It didn't and she did the right thing by not bringing them around us. She made her own choice... she chose not to date, or have sex and so forth. I don't believe single parents should remain single, just until they are really serious they guy should not be brought around the kid.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:04:34 EDT (#)
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I'm not talking out of my ass either. I live in Germany. Germans are not the hypersexxxed fuck demons movies portray them to be. They're just sensible when it comes to nudity, whereas in the states a naked woman lying on a bed (no nipples seen or anything like that, just lots of skin) on a billboard selling a watch would be frontpage news for weeks while outraged mothers vented and vented, nobody gives a shit here, it's just a naked fucking human being. Sensible. You have to go to the clubs to find the hypersexxxed fuck demons, but those people can be found anywhere but Utah.
I can't say anything about the other countries, although I know that Switzerland has many nude beaches, but then again so do the states. There are just as many prudes here who detest that stuff, but they are simply less outspoken than in the states, because really, it's your opinion and that's it. Here people realize that an opinion is just an opinion and shouldn't be forced on others.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:03:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-26 12:50:05 (#)
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My mother and I are actually quite the opposite really. So that comment isn't really insulting to me. I respect my mom for not bringing guys around when growing up. Thats how it should be done in a single household.
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^stupid person
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-26 12:52:54 (#)
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dude so you're a slut?
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not in the slightest... she won't date at all, I like to go out and date and enjoy the evening. I don't have sex with the guys I date. I only have sex when I'm in a relationship because I get attached when I have sex, and it's not fair to do that to someone I'm only dating.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-26 13:00:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-26 12:50:05 (#)
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My mother and I are actually quite the opposite really. So that comment isn't really insulting to me. I respect my mom for not bringing guys around when growing up. Thats how it should be done in a single household.
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oh it is? so your mother should repress her sexual and emotional needs as a human to coddle you and your simple little mind into believing that single parents should remain single?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 12:57:53 EDT (#)
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How is that a myth? And don't question my knowledge in that area, I've been many a times, so I'm not just talking out of my ass.
When I say Europe, I'm talking about the Mediterranean, Germany, Switzerland, Sweden, Denmark, etc. etc.
I don't know about England or the surrounding cesspools, but more eastish.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 12:54:35 EDT (#)
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In Europe, things are different, as most of you know. Nudity is no big deal, and sexuality is something that's cherished, not repressed, like it is here.
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Myth. Although I don't know about Americans, Europeans and Canadians (ok ok, just the Québecois) are pretty much the same when it comes to that stuff.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-26 12:52:54 EDT (#)
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dude so you're a slut?
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-26 12:50:05 EDT (#)
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My mother and I are actually quite the opposite really. So that comment isn't really insulting to me. I respect my mom for not bringing guys around when growing up. Thats how it should be done in a single household.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-26 12:46:37 EDT (#)
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"My mom has dated I think about 3 guys since I have been born, and none lasted longer then 4 or 5 months."
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yes, it is indeed funny how similar you and your mother are.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-26 12:46:19 EDT (#)
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i can send her some if ya like. i still hafta post the pics of the ones i stole for sacrilicious but i keep leavin the disk at home.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-04-26 12:44:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-26 12:43:47 (#)
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Her boss was female and married and the only other one she has had is an old gay guy. My mom has dated I think about 3 guys since I have been born, and none lasted longer then 4 or 5 months. I feel bad for her, she doesn't even own any sex toys.
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yep, quite weird that you know this.
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-26 12:43:47 EDT (#)
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Her boss was female and married and the only other one she has had is an old gay guy. My mom has dated I think about 3 guys since I have been born, and none lasted longer then 4 or 5 months. I feel bad for her, she doesn't even own any sex toys.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-26 12:38:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-26 12:26:56 (#)
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My mom never brought guys around while I was growing up so she's basically been celibate for the last 19 years. It makes me laugh.
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she was probably just doing her boss on their lunch hour. move the pic of the wife and kiddies to the side and pound away.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-26 12:36:33 EDT (#)
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Auto+2Chinkbaby
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-26 12:31:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:11:41 (#)
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I bet Merlina's was jealous of her mom. All girls are.
You just wished your dad would pound his cock over and over into your tight little ass, did ya?
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*dies*
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-26 12:26:56 EDT (#)
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I grew up in a single household, all women no guys. I've seen my mom naked multiple times a week every week growing up. No biggie.
My mom never brought guys around while I was growing up so she's basically been celibate for the last 19 years. It makes me laugh.
I have a memory of my father getting out of the shower and I asked him a question, then he looked down and said oh shit and told me to leave because he forgot to put on boxers and was standing naked in front of me. I blocked out everything below the waist on him though.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-04-26 12:22:35 EDT (#)
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The last vagina I saw was when I was born. :(
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 12:13:38 EDT (#)
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ILL KILL YOU MUNKEYPANTALOOONS
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-04-26 12:12:20 EDT (#)
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nope. i've seen your mother's though.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-04-26 12:11:31 EDT (#)
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haha nice picture
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-26 12:11:07 EDT (#)
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i've seen my aunt naked. it was when i was like five so she was maybe 28. thank god i haven't seen her lately. that'd scare the bejeezus outta me now.
and i'm yet again sorting through porn from 1982. so please tell me, if you haven't seen your mum's twat is there a chance i have now? lemme know what she was doing a couple decades ago and i'll see if i can't dig up some porno yearbook classics here.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 12:09:28 EDT (#)
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haha you look a svelte 40 at worst, Shlongorama
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-04-26 12:06:40 EDT (#)
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I've walked in on lots of my family members naked. I don't think it's supposed to be as weird for women, but it was.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:59:55 EDT (#)
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You think I'm 80? You've seen my picture...I don't look a day over 60.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:58:28 EDT (#)
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If this is her, though, then yes I have
http://www.squealpiggy.com/granattack.htm
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:57:41 EDT (#)
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Seen your moms cooch? Considering you're about 80, and that makes her either over 100 or dead, God rest her soul, then no, I haven't
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:50:05 EDT (#)
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No, I have not....have you?
Submitted by Spacegrass (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:48:55 EDT (#)
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I saw my mom naked when I was but a lad. I see my dad naked all the time. We play pickup hockey on Thursday nights. Sometimes we end up in the same locker room. We shower together and wash each other's nutsacks. That doesn't make me gay, does it?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:47:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:32:37 (#)
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Me and my little brother were walking in the basement once and my elder brother was shaving and you could tell he had just jerk off in the shower since he was mid-erect. My baby brother pointed and scream "What is that?!" My elder bro turned swiflty toward us to close the door but in doing so, his huge rhino cock swang in our direction and slapped on his leg...that was a pretty bizarre sighting for a child.
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That review, in it's pidgin english glory, was the funniest review of the day.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:43:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:34:39 (#)
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Never trust men with an 'o' in their names.
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Sounds like classic British anti-Irish sentiment to me.
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Could be, I have protestant northern Irish heritage.
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Do you? Do you know a fast-paced version of "Drunken Sailor" then? I love that song.
"Oh wey now she rises!"
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:41:34 EDT (#)
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I walked in on my dad last year, he had the same size cock as me, so I guess I got my father's cock, which is a hell of a lot better getting than my mother's cock, in so many ways
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:40:54 EDT (#)
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yes I do, Cindy
method373.at.gmail.com
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:40:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:35:54 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:34:39 (#)
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Never trust men with an 'o' in their names.
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Sounds like classic British anti-Irish sentiment to me.
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Could be, I have protestant northern Irish heritage.
JESUS IS A LIGHTHOUSE, AND THE LIGHT HAS GONE OUT!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:38:33 EDT (#)
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oh sweet jesus caul.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:37:05 EDT (#)
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I think I've seen my parents naked. I've never heard or seen them having sex. Neither of these facts fucked me up but readign this post did.
Method do you have an email address?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:35:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:34:39 (#)
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Never trust men with an 'o' in their names.
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Sounds like classic British anti-Irish sentiment to me.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:35:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:32:37 (#)
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Me and my little brother were walking in the basement once and my elder brother was shaving and you could tell he had just jerk off in the shower since he was mid-erect. My baby brother pointed and scream "What is that?!" My elder bro turned swiflty toward us to close the door but in doing so, his huge rhino cock swang in our direction and slapped on his leg...that was a pretty bizarre sighting for a child.
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That review, in it's pidgin english glory, was the funniest review of the day.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:35:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:34:39 (#)
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Never trust men with an 'o' in their names.
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Absolutely.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:34:39 EDT (#)
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My dad used to wander about his own naked. I used to hear him having sex with his girlfriends all the time.
Kind of made me proud to be honest. I don't think it scarred me although I didn't like it when one of my mums blokes would talk about touching her bottom. I didn't like him though, I preffered her previous boyfriend who was funny and said the word heffalumps instead of elephants. That other guy was a complete shit heel though.
Never trust men with an 'o' in their names.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:32:37 EDT (#)
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Me and my little brother were walking in the basement once and my elder brother was shaving and you could tell he had just jerk off in the shower since he was mid-erect. My baby brother pointed and scream "What is that?!" My elder bro turned swiflty toward us to close the door but in doing so, his huge rhino cock swang in our direction and slapped on his leg...that was a pretty bizarre sighting for a child.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:27:26 EDT (#)
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Here in England we wear nothing but shirts to emphasise our nakedness.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:26:46 EDT (#)
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I know, dear...I recall reading a back and forth you had with someone a while back about the particulars of the story. I just referenced it to push a button is all, and make Big Head Methodd & the Monsters chuckle a bit.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:25:53 EDT (#)
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I walked in on my parents once, that's all it took. It didn't really traumatize me at the time. Then once my dad was walking around in his underwear and he put his foot up in a chair or something and I saw one of his balls kinda fall out. That was pretty disgusting.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:25:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:11:41 (#)
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I bet Merlina's was jealous of her mom. All girls are.
You just wished your dad would pound his cock over and over into your tight little ass, did ya?
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ha ha ha
Maybe they were both thinking of that at the time... maybe that's what got them going...
AGHHH
*vomits*
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:24:40 EDT (#)
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bajiner, cock, meatstick, wang. whatever you wanna call it.
:)
i love you
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:23:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:20:18 (#)
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Cousin-fuckers usually aren't.
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this was grossly misinterpreted and taken out of context. you don't know the real story.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:23:39 EDT (#)
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i like bajiner = (
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:22:49 EDT (#)
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we all have the sex. method prefers dudes, caul prefers family and our parents prefer each other. whats the big deal?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:20:44 EDT (#)
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hahaahahahah
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:20:18 EDT (#)
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Cousin-fuckers usually aren't.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:19:06 EDT (#)
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I'm not traumatized
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:16:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:12:42 (#)
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This post demonstrates how americans are purists toward nudity.
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Maybe. Or maybe it's a little traumatic when you're young and your dad's dangle is right at eye level, or the downy comfort of your mom's nether-fro is even with your forehead.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:15:26 EDT (#)
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I will not be a party to your twisted little fantasy collection.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:14:33 EDT (#)
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The vomit in my mouth with the hint of mouthwash tasts yummy.
E-mail me.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:12:42 EDT (#)
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This post demonstrates how americans are purists toward nudity.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:11:41 EDT (#)
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I bet Merlina's was jealous of her mom. All girls are.
You just wished your dad would pound his cock over and over into your tight little ass, did ya?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:11:34 EDT (#)
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this made me throw up in my mouth a little
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:11:20 EDT (#)
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hahaahahahah @ merlina
And caul, that was DISGUSTING
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:10:15 EDT (#)
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Isn't that Angelina Jolie's kid?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:09:18 EDT (#)
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When I was about ten, my father came over to Ireland to see us (he was working in England) and for some reason we stayed in a hotel in Dublin on one of these nights. My father shared with my brother, and I shared a room with my mother, all with single beds. Late that night I woke up and my parents were AT IT in the same room as me.
They heard me move and stopped... I heard my mother say "Merliiiina..are you awake?". I stayed silent becuase I didn't know what else to do. My father whispered to her that I was asleep and they CARRIED ON. It was the worst thing in the world.
And I had blocked it out until now.
YOU BASTARD
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:08:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:06:05 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:03:16 (#)
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my current girlfriend is almost a carbon copy of mom when she was a kid.
i find that arousing.
And you don't think there's anything psychologically wrong with you? Do we really look for women that look/act like our mothers?
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I'm exaggarating. She just look like her. She doesn't act anything like her. She's the one who approached me, not the other way around. So it's just a coincidence.
But yes, sometimes throughout my puberty I would jack off in my mom maxi pads in hope to impregnate her...*sigh*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:08:40 EDT (#)
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I'm fairly certain I walked in on my mom naked once, but it was when I was four or five and didn't think much of it. I know I saw my dad naked a few times as a kid - coming out of the shower, that sort of thing.
Haven't seen either of them in the buff since I was seven, though, so there's no mental scarring due to droopage or saggy tits.
I have seen my 25 year old stepmom topless, though.
Back when I was in college I was taking a graduate level course in my junior year, so it'd meet from 4:30 to 7:30 or so. As such, the professor's kids would stop by sometimes after they got out of school to visit him before class or bring him dinner or something. One night they both came in - a daughter about 12 and a son about 15 - and he started telling us how they both breast fed until they were 11. 11. I say again, 11.
I don't know what freaked me out more - the fact that he told us, at all, the fact that he told us in front of them, or the fact that neither of them looked embarrassed in the least.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:08:40 EDT (#)
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ew. yes. my mom had carpal tunnel surgery in each wrist, 1 week apart (WTF right?) so guess who got to wipe her ass during winter break freshman year of college? ME. and i did it too. butt wiping doesn't bother me. especially working on a geri ward at the psych hospital wiping granny's crazy ass. fun time.
my dad mooned us kids once. we were making fun of him. i think i saw a hint of old grey balls too.
heard my mom having sex once. promptly shoved pencils in my ears.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:08:00 EDT (#)
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from what i've read(penthouse letters), yes we do. thats why i date a 59 year old retiree who bakes some delicious cookies!
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:07:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:02:56 (#)
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THAT CHINESE BABY IS A VAMPIRE!! HE HAS NO REFLECTION!1
GET OUT OF THERE BART-BART, GET OUT I SAY!
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That was hilarious. Much funnier than the post, no offense G.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:06:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:03:16 (#)
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my current girlfriend is almost a carbon copy of mom when she was a kid.
i find that arousing.
And you don't think there's anything psychologically wrong with you? Do we really look for women that look/act like our mothers?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:05:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:02:56 (#)
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THAT CHINESE BABY IS A VAMPIRE!! HE HAS NO REFLECTION!1
GET OUT OF THERE BART-BART, GET OUT I SAY!
hahaha at this
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:04:25 EDT (#)
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they also used to go away on weekends to romantic bed and breakfast all the time. i made the mistake of looking in my mums digital camera when they came home. what freaks!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:04:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:02:56 (#)
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THAT CHINESE BABY IS A VAMPIRE!! HE HAS NO REFLECTION!1
GET OUT OF THERE BART-BART, GET OUT I SAY!
hahahahahahaahahah
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:03:42 EDT (#)
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my parents stopped having sex after they realized it creates children. twice.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:03:16 EDT (#)
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my current girlfriend is almost a carbon copy of mom when she was a kid.
i find that arousing.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:02:58 EDT (#)
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i saw my dads gigantic wang one time when i was a little boy. it gave me great hope of what i would be like when i grew up. now, i am just disapointed.
i also didn't think my parents ever banged until my dad had to get on some medication and he got all pissed off at tyhe fact that he might expreience some type of ED. i was like, "WTF does it matter dad?" and he and my mother just shared a look with eachother that answered that question for me.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:02:56 EDT (#)
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THAT CHINESE BABY IS A VAMPIRE!! HE HAS NO REFLECTION!1
GET OUT OF THERE BART-BART, GET OUT I SAY!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:01:47 EDT (#)
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Does sucking on my mom's tit count. After that stage I saw her naked once, got a boner, and rubbed one out fantasizing about her. Nothing wrong with that, huh?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 11:01:17 EDT (#)
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idiota, this happenned when i was like three of four. i have a shitty short term memory but a very good long term memory and I remember a lot of things of my early childhood. i have seen my parents naked several times and i don't see how it could have impact on someone. but thank god i never caught them fucking.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-26 10:59:39 EDT (#)
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I've never seen either of my parents naked, and for all I know, they've never had sex, EVER, except for the two times necessary to conceive myself and my sister (brother, for me). I'm rather glad that's the case, because it probably would have fucked me up even more than I am already.