Camwhore -- G-prime Skiing in Austria (Totally NOT dedicated to Shlongy and Method. They're cocks.) (1273 hits)
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Submitted by G-prime (View user info) at 2006-04-26 17:16:19 EDT
"There is a time to stop reading, there is a time to STOP trying to WRITE, there is a time to kick the whole bloated sensation of ART out on its whore-ass."
-Charles Bukowski
hehehehehe... whore-ass...
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-02-22 04:23:16 EST (#)
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Whatcha listening to?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-07-03 12:43:33 EDT (#)
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gorgeous
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-06 19:41:31 EDT (#)
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AND I AM NO NAZI. socialism YAY. but national german socialism BOO. why would i want to hate jewS? i dont hate anybody. ich bin ein peaceful socialist, get it?
rule bavaria
WIR SINGEN SCHEIß FC BAYERN
actually the franks hate the bavarians and wanta seperation like the qbecers want separntion from canda.
and i live in frankland. franconia. Franken
Gott sei dank, ich bin a Frank.
Zwei hundert jahre unter bayern, es ist genug.
and so on soforth.
in short, i see no reason why poland and czech should or shouldnt belong to the vaterland.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-06 19:32:04 EDT (#)
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A RUSKIE??? HOW DARE YOU?!?
DEINE MUTTER WARN EINE SCHLAMPE IN EIN SHEISHAUS
OK WAS WILLST DU DENN WENN ICH BEIN BESOFFEN!
i hate vodka. the only russian i speak is "ja ne gavaryoo porusski" which means i dont speak russki.
i love jagermeister. i speak german like you speak japanese, i dont know how much you speak.
what does this mean? i'm a nazi bastard, not some pink commie bastad.
ok so i had too much jag tonight.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-05-06 10:02:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-04-26 17:18:05 (#)
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~~~2. buy some less nazi glasses
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He's in Austria. He's trying to fit in.
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-06 08:48:18 EDT (#)
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This just screams "Gaylord".
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-05-06 08:46:25 EDT (#)
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You look like a Ruskie...
At any rate, fuck what people say about your beard. I can't grow one to save my life, but we're just more advanced from the apes...
I'll assume that holds a firm footing in the evolutionary theory.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-05-06 08:15:46 EDT (#)
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heaven... hahah
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-06 07:40:11 EDT (#)
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Neither of les liens a worké, mon sonofabitch de québecois non acadian.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-05 11:19:44 EDT (#)
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ou bin ça: http://dravard.net/video/proulx.html
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-05 11:15:08 EDT (#)
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Écoutes moi cet esti de mongole là: http://sebastiengravel2002.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/service_a_la_clientle_videotron.mp3
hahahhahahaha
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-05-05 09:18:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-05 09:08:45 (#)
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Post the answers.
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Haha, I did years ago.
Here they are again, I was prooved wrong about the moon, there is actually one, and maybe a puckles gun wasn't exactly a reveolver either, but I'm certain that Colt stole the idea for his when he saw the PG on display in the Tower of London.
1.The Earth has one moon, however there are four other natural satelites which some people claim are moons, expecially Cruithnie which is most commonly reffered to as 'the second moon'. Going by the scientific definition of a moon they are wrong and there is only one. I originally thought 2. I was wrong. :(
2. 45 States, some commonwealths and stuff make up the rest, just a technicality I suppose.
3. Almost everybody would say 9. Scientists and people who are really into space and stuff would say 10 as there was another body discovered about 5 years ago. Going by the scientific definition and criteria of planets there are 8. Pluto fails all of the criteria on which planets are judged.
4. Brown. After the idea of a 'red planet' gathered interest when photos were taken during dust storms NASA started manipulating pictures to make it appear red. It is brown. Your thing about stuff in the atmosphere is right though I guess.
5. There are many different versions but Delilah's handmaiden is the 'proper version', as in the original/most commonly accepted version.
6. James Puckle 1718. This was strongly disputed by some because it wasn't a hand held six shooter, but thats like saying Meccuci didn't invent the telephone because it wasn't a mobile (cell for americans).
7. Some old Italian man named Meccuci, Bell worked in a patent office and stole the idea when it came through. Mecccuci sued him, but Bells phone found riches enabled him to slow down the trial to the extent that Mecccuci died of old age and the case collapsed.
8. Herbert Spencer.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-28 12:10:08 EDT (#)
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It is a pseudo beard. And I kind of acknowledged it with "So instead of it lying flat down on my face as normally does, it sticks out, betraying the low hair density."
DOOOOOVVEESSSSS CRRRYYYYYYY
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-27 13:02:35 EDT (#)
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"As for the pube comments, fuck you eh. Notice the ice in my "beard"?"
Just so you know, by putting the word beard in quotations you're implying that even *you* think it's only a pseudo-beard.
I don't know how to spell psuedo and I don't care who knows it...
"I wanna kiss you all ovah... and ovah and aGAiiinnn... I wanna kiss you all ovah... DUH DUH DUH... till the night closes innnnn... TILL THE NIGHT CLOOOSES INNNNN...."
...not really, but Happy Gilmore's rendition of that song never leaves my head for some reason. This was, although futile, an attempt to get it outta my head.
"DuH DuH DuH... TILL THE NIGHT CLOOOOSEESSSSS INNNN...."
fuck.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:08:17 EDT (#)
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Auto +2 G-Prime
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-04-27 11:58:53 EDT (#)
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hee hee hee
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-04-27 11:57:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:29:34 (#)
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Hey mr Maoriano, how do you link to the file? Same as a picture?
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Yes.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-27 11:00:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:46:49 (#)
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the hell?
Ok mr thorns, my trip to Austria lasted one day. I drove over there in about 4 hours with some acquaintances, to a valley called Flachau (pronounced Flah- *hack up a kidney* -ow). We went skiing, and they, being the pussies they were, wanted to quit after about 6 hours. I told them I didn't come all the way to Austria to quit after 6 hours, so I kept skiing and they went in the lodge and got pissed on Austrian mountain beer. It must have been fun, but I had fun too, and got pissed later on also, but on the lodge's home brew cider. They were holding me back anyway. Then that night we went to Munich, and stayed at a relative's place. Got pissed in a club, went home. The next day, we went on a sightseeing tour in Munich, drank Munich beer, and ate Munich sausage. Then later on in the day, the husband of the relative we were staying with took us for a ride on the Autobahn (no speed limits) in his Carrera 4 Porsche 911. That was bitchin. Then we went home. And got pissed.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:46:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:28:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-04-26 17:46:56 (#)
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Do you go everywhere in a Mystery Machine?
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BWAHAHAHAHAHHAA!
Rhut rhoh, Rhaggy!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-27 08:25:35 EDT (#)
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I wanna hear more about this Austria trip.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-27 01:20:56 EDT (#)
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Exactement.
Tim, it was fun to participate in your simplistic view of the world. Hahahaha, I'm just kidding.
It sucked.
:) <--- how gay is that?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-04-26 19:54:32 EDT (#)
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guess i was wrong.
but it was fun, and i did enjoy doing it!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 18:31:12 EDT (#)
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je pense qu'indoninja veux que tu saches qu'il t'aime pas.
je suis sûr que ca t'empêche de dormir.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 18:21:52 EDT (#)
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go figure
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-26 18:21:50 EDT (#)
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Dude, you've er... got something on your face. Also it appears some woodland animal left its tale on your jacket.
I like the glasses though.
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-04-26 18:11:07 EDT (#)
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Filename - figured you couldn't resist.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-04-26 18:07:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 18:02:48 (#)
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As for the pube comments, fuck you eh. Notice the ice in my "beard"? That's because it was COLD. And the hair, due to humidity, freezes. And when shit freezes, it kind of sticks out. So instead of it lying flat down on my face as normally does, it sticks out, betraying the low hair density. But if it's good enough to get me into bars in North America without an ID (don't need to here, drinking age is 16) then that's good enough for me. And it tickles the ladies where they like it, eh.
Go cider.
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If a waiter or bartender saw that facial pubic hair they would be sure to card you twice as hard. I don't care how icy or cold out it is, that is not a beard.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 18:06:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-26 17:33:27 (#)
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Had a second look-
If you can't connect the mustache (that's hardly there in the first place) to the chin hair, NEVER TRY GROWING A BEARD.
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I don't want to connect the moustache to the chin hair, because I don't have a moustache. If you see aything in that pic, it's either chapped lips or a dirty sanchez.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 18:04:52 EDT (#)
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We Nordic Kings thrive in cold climates such as the Austrian Alps, or Riviere du Loup.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 18:02:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-04-26 17:42:23 (#)
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it is pretty fucked up somebody got away with glueing pubic hair to the chin of a nordic warrior of royal blood.
You must have had a lot of mead that night. I know it was mead that you got so wrecked on because, hey, you are a nordic warrior.
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It was actually mostly cider. Home brewed cider. Because that's what we nordic warriors drink after a long day of skiing and fucking and warring and being all kingly and shit.
As for the pube comments, fuck you eh. Notice the ice in my "beard"? That's because it was COLD. And the hair, due to humidity, freezes. And when shit freezes, it kind of sticks out. So instead of it lying flat down on my face as normally does, it sticks out, betraying the low hair density. But if it's good enough to get me into bars in North America without an ID (don't need to here, drinking age is 16) then that's good enough for me. And it tickles the ladies where they like it, eh.
Go cider.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-26 18:01:25 EDT (#)
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Boris?
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 17:58:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-04-26 17:26:18 (#)
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you know what i LOVE doing? judging people based solely on their appearance.
you're an average student at an above average college. you're shy. you are good with computers. you're the quiet one in group projects even though you should be leading the group. you play counter strike against other people in your dorm. you hate "jocks," and tell people it's because they're stupid, but really you're jealous of their people skills.
you, my friend, are a nerd.
either that or you look like some guy i used to know.
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Wrong, wrong wrong.
I am an average guy at an average German prep school full of annoying preps (surprise!), but in September I'm heading to University of Ottawa, and I don't know about that one. I am shy for the first 2 minutes, then I am not in the least shy. I'm good enough with computers to hide a porn stash and ctrl+c and basic shit that most people don't think is basic but I'm by no standards good with computers. I play countrestrike, but who doesn't? LOSERS, that's who. I do not hate anybody, and don't judge people based on obsolete labels such as "jocks" or "nerds". And I usually do lead the group.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-04-26 17:46:56 EDT (#)
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Do you go everywhere in a Mystery Machine?
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-26 17:44:42 EDT (#)
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Charles Bukakke?
That guy's awesome!
*blows load on female co-workers face then looks to you wide-eyed for approval*
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-04-26 17:42:23 EDT (#)
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it is pretty fucked up somebody got away with glueing pubic hair to the chin of a nordic warrior of royal blood.
You must have had a lot of mead that night. I know it was mead that you got so wrecked on because, hey, you are a nordic warrior.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-04-26 17:42:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-04-26 17:26:18 (#)
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you know what i LOVE doing? judging people based solely on their appearance.
you're an average student at an above average college. you're shy. you are good with computers. you're the quiet one in group projects even though you should be leading the group. you play counter strike against other people in your dorm. you hate "jocks," and tell people it's because they're stupid, but really you're jealous of their people skills.
you, my friend, are a nerd.
either that or you look like some guy i used to know.
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So you hang out with nerds? That, my friend, would make you a nerd as well. Something about glass houses or a pot and kettle or....ehh, fuck it. You know what I mean.
I wish I knew how to ski. I also wish we got snow here. I've never seen it snow. :(
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-26 17:33:27 EDT (#)
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Had a second look-
If you can't connect the mustache (that's hardly there in the first place) to the chin hair, NEVER TRY GROWING A BEARD.
Leave it to us cool people that successfully completed the process known as puberty.
I like your stuff usually, and it takes balls to post your pic... so understand this is just constructive criticism.
...but nowhere near 2worthy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-26 17:32:45 EDT (#)
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No wonder you go for men...women are repulsed.
As is THIS particular man.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-26 17:30:05 EDT (#)
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Tim-
You forgot to mention the struggling beard and what that means...
G-Dawgg-
Did your chin have kemotherapy (fuck the spelling) one time?
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-04-26 17:28:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-04-26 17:18:05 (#)
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I have two pieces of advice. 1. shave until you're old enough to grow a real beard and 2. buy some less nazi glasses
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-04-26 17:28:21 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/87201#1952550
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 15:19:45 (#)
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royal blood
nordic warrior
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Oh, I see it now...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 17:27:51 EDT (#)
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nerds don't ski
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-04-26 17:26:18 EDT (#)
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you know what i LOVE doing? judging people based solely on their appearance.
you're an average student at an above average college. you're shy. you are good with computers. you're the quiet one in group projects even though you should be leading the group. you play counter strike against other people in your dorm. you hate "jocks," and tell people it's because they're stupid, but really you're jealous of their people skills.
you, my friend, are a nerd.
either that or you look like some guy i used to know.
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-04-26 17:25:41 EDT (#)
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Category: Politics -> Iraq
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-04-26 17:21:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 17:18:00 (#)
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there's no background...are you in heaven?
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Lovely.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-26 17:20:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-04-26 17:18:05 (#)
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I have two pieces of advice. 1. shave until you're old enough to grow a real beard and 2. buy some less nazi glasses
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 17:18:00 (#)
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there's no background...are you in heaven?
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You both made me laugh
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-04-26 17:19:41 EDT (#)
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You could do with haircut/shave/shower/clearasil.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-26 17:19:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 17:18:00 (#)
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there's no background...are you in heaven?
hahaha
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-26 17:19:00 EDT (#)
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Is that pubic hair?
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-04-26 17:18:05 EDT (#)
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I have two pieces of advice. 1. shave until you're old enough to grow a real beard and 2. buy some less nazi glasses
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 17:18:00 EDT (#)
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there's no background...are you in heaven?