Minute Maid Park (987 hits)
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Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2006-04-26 18:50:13 EDT
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-01 18:47:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's a deal red. I actually like footbal, I just don't follow it.
As for hotdogs, go crazy. I don't eat those fucking things.
BUT I'll drink cheap beer at the stadium all day long. $8 for a 32 ounce light-yellow cup of shit. Hell, my home stadium is named after the biggest sin against beer that the world has ever seen. I tend to do some drinking before I go. Then all the garbage beer they serve at the stadium just seems more like the flavored water that it is.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-01 18:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
homo American reference +2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-01 18:41:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And by that I mean the food stuff. Not some homo american reference.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-01 18:38:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-01 18:12:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-05-01 09:14:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
i like baseball.
there you go.
i've said it.
I like baseball.
My name is Jamie and I like baseball.
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All of the crumpet munching toothies will eventually convert.
Even that little bastard red isn't immune to the siren call of the glorious game. The day he steps foot in my country I'm taking him to a game and he'll never look back.
+2 for admitting it apollo
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As long as you go to a Newcastle United game it's a deal, as long as I can have the infamous American hot dog.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-01 18:12:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-05-01 09:14:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
i like baseball.
there you go.
i've said it.
I like baseball.
My name is Jamie and I like baseball.
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All of the crumpet munching toothies will eventually convert.
Even that little bastard red isn't immune to the siren call of the glorious game. The day he steps foot in my country I'm taking him to a game and he'll never look back.
+2 for admitting it apollo
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-05-01 09:14:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i like baseball.
there you go.
i've said it.
I like baseball.
My name is Jamie and I like baseball.
Harry is injured, groin. Didn't you know? Limped off (again) in the semi-final of the cup.
More worryingly for world football Shrek is injured.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-04-29 20:10:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
just make sure your scouser thugs don't allow any injury to befall young harry
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-04-27 13:08:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What's next, Apollo? Are you going to watch the NFL Draft on Saturday while sitting on your couch in your pajamas eating various snack foods and drinking beer?
Yea, um...me neither.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:59:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice place, eh? Too bad it's called Minute Maid Park. It sounds like a playground in the suburbs.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:01:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you calling it soccer yet?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-27 11:31:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You should have called this "Minute Maid Park: the Only Thing Larger Than My Swollen, Guinea Pig Head."
Submitted by paulblakeford (user info) at 2006-04-27 11:22:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-04-27 11:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought this would be a post about those alarm clocks that make cups of tea.
I understand that they are very so popular in lower class homesteads.
Berty owns two, but one is just for show.
Quick question, that skyscraper in the middle of the picture, are the holes in it to allow planes to fly through?
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:30:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOLY SHIT! HE'S ALSO PERFECTED HIS TIME MACHINE!!
THIS PICTURE IS FROM AUGUST FOURTH, TWO THOUSAND NAUGHT SIX!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:25:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my. He's gone completely Yank.
More's the pity, I suppose.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:14:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
method is just sore because he wanted to be friends with AJ 'greek style' and AJ spurned his advances.
<cries chemo tears>
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Now THAT comment is the funniest thing I've read all morning! Bwaaaahahahahaha...+2 on that review
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:18:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:07:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-04-26 20:05:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
I got to take the piss from my uncle today when I saw him. He came in for an interview and my little cousin was with him. He's a Chelsea fan and my cousin was wearing shorts bearing Man. United's logo and Wayne Rooney's number. I seriously resisted the urge to call them both cunts.
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I hate it when AJ uses British slang like he's "in the know", and acts like he's so "worldly". I want to punch him in his filthy giraffe mouth.
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hahhahah
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:14:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
method is just sore because he wanted to be friends with AJ 'greek style' and AJ spurned his advances.
<cries chemo tears>
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:09:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-04-27 09:53:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
yes i want a positive rating, not just WANT, CRAVE! I NEED IT CAPTAIN NOOB I NEEEED IT.
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n00b my ass. The uber population has almost doubled since I joined the club 05-Jan.
But here, have a pity 0 to even it out to a -1...'cause I guess I can't deny that there is worse shit than this on here.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:09:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HE'S NEVER STEPPED OUTSIDE OF IDAHO, EXCEPT TO COME TO UBERCONS.
HE'S A FILTHY REDNECK FROM BUMBLEFUCK, USA, AND KNOWS FUCK-ALL ABOUT ENGLAND OR MANCHESTER OR ANYTHING ELSE.
GOD I HATE THAT FUCKING TREESTUMP
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:07:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-04-26 20:05:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
I got to take the piss from my uncle today when I saw him. He came in for an interview and my little cousin was with him. He's a Chelsea fan and my cousin was wearing shorts bearing Man. United's logo and Wayne Rooney's number. I seriously resisted the urge to call them both cunts.
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I hate it when AJ uses British slang like he's "in the know", and acts like he's so "worldly". I want to punch him in his filthy giraffe mouth.
I fucking HATE IT.
You can thank him for this rating.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:05:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yup. That's it alright.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-04-27 09:53:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yes i want a positive rating, not just WANT, CRAVE! I NEED IT CAPTAIN NOOB I NEEEED IT.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-27 08:30:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You want a positive rating for posting a picture of a sports arena?
Jeez, even for SPT, this is shit.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-04-27 07:15:37 EDT (#)
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The game occurs within the stadium.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-27 03:43:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-04-26 19:10:17 (#)
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i am regretablly still banned from competing due to a COMPLETLY FALSE AND UNSUBSTANTIATED CLAIM THAT I WAS USING PERCFORMANCE ENHANCING SMACK.
I am however, flying into Cardiff for the FA Cup Final.
You see, a FINAL is the last game before you win a TROPHY.
A trophy, red - if i may call you red -, is a big shiny, usually silver, metal thing that they give to WINNERS OF FOOTBALL COMPETITIONS.
Something you probably haven't seen and have no frame of reference for.
Ignorance is bliss in your case i guess.
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If ignorance is bliss, then Liverpool is the happiest place on Earth.
I've seen plenty of trophies. Everytime we reach a final only for Man Utd or Arsenal to take it away from us I see it. Through bitter tears of disappointment.
Big Phil Scolari has been offered the England job. I am reasonably pleased with this outcome. He's a proven winner and gritty enough to cope. Plus his poor English and bizarre mistranslated metaphors will doubtless amuse me for months.
I may be the first person to point this out, but if we sprayed your head silver or gold (a la Goldfinger) your head could be the world's largest trophy.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-04-26 21:32:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
When I was young I saw a game at the Astrodome. Back when Jeff Bagwell didn't suck.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-04-26 20:05:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I got to take the piss from my uncle today when I saw him. He came in for an interview and my little cousin was with him. He's a Chelsea fan and my cousin was wearing shorts bearing Man. United's logo and Wayne Rooney's number. I seriously resisted the urge to call them both cunts.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2006-04-26 19:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Never been there. Back in my day we watched the Asteroids the old-fashioned way, in the Dome.
The name Minute Maid Park sounds pretty weird to me, but it's better than having your stadium named after the most crooked company ever(Enron Field).
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-04-26 19:19:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
cool
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-04-26 19:10:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i am regretablly still banned from competing due to a COMPLETLY FALSE AND UNSUBSTANTIATED CLAIM THAT I WAS USING PERCFORMANCE ENHANCING SMACK.
I am however, flying into Cardiff for the FA Cup Final.
You see, a FINAL is the last game before you win a TROPHY.
A trophy, red - if i may call you red -, is a big shiny, usually silver, metal thing that they give to WINNERS OF FOOTBALL COMPETITIONS.
Something you probably haven't seen and have no frame of reference for.
Ignorance is bliss in your case i guess.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-26 19:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stick your fingers in your ears and say 'la la la la' (for the Americans, that's how the bin dippers say 'lad' inbetween coughing up vast amounts of phlegm and crimping their hair into crusty bangs).
I'm onto you Apollo.
p.s. are you going to the ram raiding world cup in Liverpool this year? I reckon Jamie A. Coughsplutteram will do the business for the Scousers (and, as a regrettable consequence) England this year.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-04-26 18:54:40 EDT (#)
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I chose to ignore that drivel you toothless geordie cunt.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-26 18:51:07 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/87106#1949488
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 18:51:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
is that a baseball stadium? if so, shame on you