jaypeg on worlwide alter hunt (1286 hits)
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Submitted by georgemichael (View user info) at 2006-04-26 19:06:02 EDT
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Submitted by Alter (user info) at 2007-09-26 21:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's an alter?
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-04 23:18:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THATS NOT STEVE IRWIN, its jaypig you cretin
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-04 23:12:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey.
Here's a post with Steve Irwin in it.
He died today.
Shame.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-04 22:59:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
go thim yes piss of
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-04 20:58:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
H HHAH AHA smashed him
fuckyou jaypig
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-03 05:15:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's more a force of habit.
I see one of these come up on MRR, and I just <lisp> *have* </lisp> to see what it is.
And Williamson, I can thiknk of 4 right now. Gimme some time to go through gmail (don't throw away, arhive!) and I might be able to pull up 5-10 more. Like I said, I gave away a lot right off, and a few were banned after one post.
And the ONLY time I ever rated my own alter was STOS, and that was to make sure it stayed on MRR, really.
Anyway, here are the 4 I can name off the top of my head.
The_Goat
mister
Some_Type_Of_Super
biblethumper1979
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-07-03 04:43:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Sometimes I want to stop the Jaypeg hate. It's like "Ok, the guy might piss you off or whatever and the Shitty Alter Alert thing is wierd but c'mon, lay off him."
Then I remember he made 47 alters... 47! And I think "Nuh, fuck him, what a douche."
Plus he rates his own alters posts... Fuckin' oath.
My Accounts: Williamson, Akira.
Akira is my only alter and I only ever created him in case I got banned (which ended up happening for a while).
I demand a list of these 47 alters! In order for him to clear his name I demand to see what he did with those alters!
Submitted by Paul_Monroe (user info) at 2006-07-03 04:20:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have read all the anti jaypeg posts and they are just piss funny, the fact that jpeg still bothers to -2 the posts just shows what a fuckwad he must be
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-07-03 03:49:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-18 03:15:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
... Even with you -2ing everything I've ever written, I am still better than you, because you are a retarded, unintelligible, inbred hick that cannot express himself in the written form without warranting massive ridicule due to poor grammar and simple thoughts. PS I am 15+ beers deep into the night and the fact that I can recognize this is just a testament to the depth of your stupidity...
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If you have Diabetes, YOU'RE A BIG HOMO!!! (564 hits)
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Submitted by wijormiclat (View user info) at 2006-04-25 00:11:33
"...That's what diabetics do. They ruin everyone's good time and just shit on everyone's quality of life. Next time I see a diabetic I'm going to run them over in an ice cream truck. Isn't that ironic?
FACT: Diabetics are also extremely racist."
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This has given me the following possible conlcusions:
A - This (the post or the review) was somehow meant to be ironic and I missed its genius
B - You are just drunk and a spastic (though literate) one at that
C - Just a bit stupid and 15
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-03 03:23:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Man, I forgot this.
I'm fucking famous or something, I guess.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-07-03 03:17:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
I remember something else like this though.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-26 06:46:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know you are reading this review jaypig even though you are pretending not to!
fucking sad isn't it?
you that is.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-21 23:47:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAH AHA
REMEMBER THIS JGREENING?
LOLZ
you were fucking pissed that day remember?
If we meet up at the next ubercon (again) can you buy me a beer or do you take internets shit personally?
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-18 03:15:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
rything you ever wanted to know about georgemichael
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Even with you -2ing everything I've ever written, I am still better than you, because you are a retarded, unintelligible, inbred hick that cannot express himself in the written form without warranting massive ridicule due to poor grammar and simple thoughts. PS I am 15+ beers deep into the night and the fact that I can recognize this is just a testament to the depth of your stupidity...
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-18 02:50:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-09 10:10:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-09 00:56:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
stop rating your own shitty gay alters echofag
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Echo and I are completely separate entities you fucking unintelligible faggot.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-27 19:39:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:31:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
What is this, 3 now?
Shlongy better look out, I'm only like 1000 posts away from overtaking him as one of the most talked about.
Or something, whatever.
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NO FUCKWAD its 2 dont get ahead of yourself
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:31:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What is this, 3 now?
Shlongy better look out, I'm only like 1000 posts away from overtaking him as one of the most talked about.
Or something, whatever.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:13:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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BUAHUAAHUAHAUAhauahauahaha....racquetball....buahauahauahahahaaaa
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-27 08:08:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
G PRIME i am not affliliated with jgreenings whatsoever, we may have the same amount of chins but i had them first.
and for all i Know YOU could be one of the jpegs 47 current alters.
BTW are we still on for racquet ball on saturday?
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-27 07:00:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I <3 georgemichael and will be pissed if I find out it's Jay.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:56:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorpinator.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:17:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm honored to be a part of this.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:04:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
huh
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-27 02:12:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thats cool, we are all the same person anyway
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-04-27 01:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sorry george, sorry bubba, i just saw red. i like you guys, think i'll stick around for a while!
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-27 01:16:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome work tarnation thanks for being my friend...
but BUBBA was only joking around its called
'tongue in cheek'...
i'm sure have had your tongue in peoples butt cheeks before, but this is different
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-04-27 00:55:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-26 23:12:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
Lemme show you how dumb you actually are:
1. Where is the misspelling it the title? Huh? Fuckface.
2. Your feeble attempt at justifying the misspelling of my name was lame.
3. You really don't know the Beatles from the Stones from LZ.
4. If you had any class, which you don't, Shlongy would +2 you. Which he hasn't done.
5. Any more questions, asswipe?
6. Fuck off, shitboy, ya been PWNED!! Go suck Caul's dick. . . .
i think georgemichael has gone to bed but as an alter of his i feel qualified to answer some of these quality insults from bubbla2143
1. last time i checked, worldwide had a d in it. 2 d's in fact.
2. i'm not touching this one, its far too clever an insult. especially in light of the fact that bubbla2143 misspelled point 1.
3. who cares? how old are you?
4. if shlongy respected you at all, he would let you kiss him after you blew him.
5. yeah, a couple... you are not seriously as stupid as you make yourself out to be are you? are you?
6. PWNED? i'm sure you were ROTFL as you typed that.
7. i added an extra point because you are a fucken gay cunt.
8. this extra point means that you are even more of a gay cunt than I previously thought
9. even
10. gayer
11. cunt
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-27 00:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck Greening...
...and his three chins too.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-04-26 23:39:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-26 23:28:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
4. If you had any class, which you don't, Shlongy would +2 you. Which he hasn't done.
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Well,
I'm glad you wait for the proper approval of your master before deciding who deserves what rating....
It's nice to see your independant thoughts are working well, have fun in bed... I know I will with your SHITTY ALTER MOM.
No, but seriously you can't see the misspelling in the title?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-26 23:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, GeorgieBoy, I tried to get you some heat, but it's bedtime for old fuckers.
Have a good night. :-D
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-26 23:15:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You don't have the slightest clue who did "Dirty Laundry," do you, shitface?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-26 23:12:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Lemme show you how dumb you actually are:
1. Where is the misspelling it the title? Huh? Fuckface.
2. Your feeble attempt at justifying the misspelling of my name was lame.
3. You really don't know the Beatles from the Stones from LZ.
4. If you had any class, which you don't, Shlongy would +2 you. Which he hasn't done.
5. Any more questions, asswipe?
6. Fuck off, shitboy, ya been PWNED!! Go suck Caul's dick. . . .
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-26 22:58:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-26 22:33:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-26 22:24:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah right! an idiot like a FOX maybe...
why dont you and Ringo climb the stairway to heaven of shitty alters buuba
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See how stupid you are? You can't even spell my name. How does it feel to be dumber than
a guy called Bubba? Huh? C'mon, shitboy, gimme somethin', somethin' I can use,
gimme dirty laundry. Stupid dogfucker.
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okay I kind of thought the cross referncing thing with the beatles, stones and zeppelin would have given you plenty of ammo there mr buttseks.
Really though I have to admire you and your awesome comebacks, like 'You can't even spell my name.'
Shit, I was really stuck when I read that, how do you honestly expect me - poor gerogemichale from texas - to comeback with any kind of worthy insult.
I suppose I could point out that I chronically spell words incorrectly - look at the title of this post for fucks sake.
As for dirty laundry I'm really not sure where you want me to go with that one. You really want me to voluntarily give you some dirty laundry so you can 'use' it?
I have a few questions for you..
a) what will you use it for?
b) do you plan to check my sheets to prove/disprove the 'dogfucker' theory of yours?
c) are you going to sniff the crotch of my underwear to confirm the 'shitboy' theory?
Please let me know ASAP SHITTY ALTRE !1!!OMG?/
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-04-26 22:58:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-26 22:44:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy chit, mon, I bin kalled a nurd by a KnuckleHead. Peace. :-D
Shut up rad.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-26 22:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy chit, mon, I bin kalled a nurd by a KnuckleHead. Peace. :-D
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-04-26 22:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-04-26 22:40:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I found this rather enjoyable. That and you and bubbas computer nerd fight.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-26 22:33:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-26 22:24:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-26 22:15:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-26 21:59:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
I HATE THE ROLLING STONES
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Jesus Christ, what an IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!! Heh. ;-D
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yeah right! an idiot like a FOX maybe...
why dont you and Ringo climb the stairway to heaven of shitty alters buuba
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See how stupid you are? You can't even spell my name. How does it feel to be dumber than
a guy called Bubba? Huh? C'mon, shitboy, gimme somethin', somethin' I can use,
gimme dirty laundry. Stupid dogfucker.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-26 22:29:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
In the absence of Jay, I must say....
SHITTY ALTER
SHITTY ALTERSHITTY ALTERSHITTY ALTER
SHITTY ALTERSHITTY ALTERSHITTY ALTERSHITTY ALTER
SHITTY ALTERSHITTY ALTER
SHITTY ALTERSHITTY ALTER
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sTUPID FUCKBOY. yOU KNOW i AIN'T AN ALTER.
But we all know you're a fuckstick... :-/
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-26 22:26:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought Georgemichael WAS jgreening's alter...they're both fucking dipshits so you can imagine why I assumed that.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-26 22:24:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-26 22:15:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-26 21:59:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
I HATE THE ROLLING STONES
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Jesus Christ, what an IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!! Heh. ;-D
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yeah right! an idiot like a FOX maybe...
why dont you and Ringo climb the stairway to heaven of shitty alters buuba
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-26 22:16:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha. So true.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-26 22:15:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-26 21:59:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
I HATE THE ROLLING STONES
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Jesus Christ, what an IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!! Heh. ;-D
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-26 22:13:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-26 22:00:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
AND I HATE YOU BUBBA ALTER
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Listen, buttcheek, look at my user info. Ya gots my REAL name and e-mail.
Write me a mail and I will respond to you. All of you brainleass fuckwads
worry too much about alters. I am not one. Write, and I'll write back. Dipshit.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-26 22:00:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AND I HATE YOU BUBBA ALTER
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-26 21:59:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I HATE THE ROLLING STONES
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-26 21:52:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I am Jay and he is me and we are we and we are all together,
I is da yeggman , I is da method, I is da Otter, jo jo ga job. . .
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-26 21:37:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-04-26 21:29:52 (#)
Ranking: -1
At no point was this amusing.
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okay so ampersand didn't like this post, obviously he is a jgreening shitty alter.
SHITTY ALTER ALERT
SHITTY ALTER ALERT
SHITTY ALTER ALERT
ETC. ETC. ETC. ETC.
Now watch as -2 all your posts amersnads
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-04-26 21:34:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it's certainly no secret that I'm your alter...
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-04-26 21:29:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
At no point was this amusing.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-26 21:20:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOW THANKS UNABONGER...
SHITTY ALTER ALERT
SHITTY ALTER ALERT
SHITTY ALTER ALERT
ETC. ETC. ETC. ETC.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-04-26 21:15:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if you're an alter you're definately my favorite.
pure brilliance!
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-26 21:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for "didldo" and for featuring Donnie Darko.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-26 20:41:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was waiting for you to turn up DOODLES, i am gonna solve the doodie alter for you.
First i will -2 his posts and write SHITTY ALTER ALERT repeatedley then I will wait for him to slip up and accidentally post something like
"my name is method - oh shit i fucked up my new alter"
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-26 20:41:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 20:19:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I don't know why ANYONE trusts me around here.
Seriously
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Because we all know you're a soft caring person under your rough interweb personna? That or everyone is a retard. I haven't quite figured that one out yet.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-26 20:32:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, I'm going with Darko, in other nes my computer has killed by a virus and I am now relying on the library. But this was funny even if you are a shitty alter so +2
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-26 20:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shit, jgreening is going to be very cranky when he see's this...
i certainly don't want to be logged on when he comes reviewing.
so when he logs on I won't be here, its not because we are the same person or anything.
its because i am scared he will expose me as an alter and that makes me very sad :(
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-04-26 20:27:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what if me and georgemichael were brothers who did not always see eye to eye on certain issues but were still very good friends, and also we solved mysteries involving ghosts and alters of ghosts?
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-26 20:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what if jgreening is an alter of methods then that means me and tarnation are methods alters well and DOODLES deduced that doodies was tarnations alter so that means everyone on this site is one of methods alters! This is a new form of multiple personality disorder that presents itself on websites
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 20:19:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I don't know why ANYONE trusts me around here.
Seriously
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-04-26 20:16:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 19:57:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what's REALLY funny? Both Tarnation and GeorgeMichael are Jaypigs alters.
method you did promise you cunt
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-04-26 20:11:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-26 19:56:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Do I look like a chronic masturbator to you?
badassjulie, why dont you copy this pic and make your own mspaint comic?
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Yes you do and I hate doing anything with mspaint. I end up getting so annoyed and/or bored with it I never finish anything.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-04-26 20:00:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahah i love his comments..... LISTEN TO ME JAYPIG YOU ARE A NON-ENTITY.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-26 19:58:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
METHOD YOU PROMISED
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 19:57:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what's REALLY funny? Both Tarnation and GeorgeMichael are Jaypigs alters.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-26 19:56:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do I look like a chronic masturbator to you?
badassjulie, why dont you copy this pic and make your own mspaint comic?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-04-26 19:55:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-04-26 19:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 19:44:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
No, I realized I don't want anyone from ubersite looking at pictures of my sister and masturbating, that's all.
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Ah I see. They're for you to use only?
I am so fucking bored.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 19:44:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, I realized I don't want anyone from ubersite looking at pictures of my sister and masturbating, that's all.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-26 19:42:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hi methods ! why did you remove me from your myspace list? i thought we were friends...
are you still mad at me?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-26 19:36:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He was off, my total alter count to date is 152
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-26 19:35:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes thats thorpe alright, when i go to austria i am staying at his house
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-04-26 19:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorpe(I think?) had better not send Jay to California or I swear I will go to Australia, get the crocodile hunter to help me hunt him down, and kill him.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-04-26 19:27:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Photoshop wizardry. Seemless.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-26 19:25:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you totally shouldn't have rated that dude, now you have given jgreening proof that we are the same alters
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-04-26 19:15:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+ 2 crocodile hunter