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Submitted by Doodies (View user info) at 2006-04-26 20:45:51 EDT


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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-28 20:01:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I can bring another tear to your eye. I hope we meet someday.


Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-26 23:13:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You can't rhyme shit with tit and make it work, jerk.

That's actually not bad, Bubba.
I'll have O give you a call for some more pointers. He ran out of here crying for some reason.

There once was a poet named Bubba
Who fat ass I split with no rubba
When Orgasmo popped out
He said with a shout
Oh, boy! I got big bruthah

It's touching the way you kids protect each other with such ferocity.
It brings a tear to my eye.
Really.


Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-26 22:58:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-26 22:11:39 (#)
Ranking: 0

You give poor ratings in the IGKTW
contest...

No I don't. I actually even gave Captain What's-his-name some constructive criticism that would greatly improve his story.

And I gave that orgasm guy some poetry lessons.

Of course, he paid me, so I guess I shouldn't count that.

Lucky my anus takes paypal.
______________________________________________
You stupid shit. Any advice you gave Teh Cap'n was unneeded by him. He is farther above
your ability than the Sun is above the Earth.

The only lesson you could give O-Man is how to spread your ass for the biker boys
out back by the dumpster. You can't rhyme shit with tit and make it work, jerk.

Your anus takes gay cocks, pool cues, and fire hydrants.

GIVE IT UP, SHITFACE, you suck ass. . . . . .


Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-26 22:58:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-26 22:53:07 (#)
Ranking: 47

Go suck another dick, Doodies.

Your mom's wiped me out. She's hung like a moose!
And tell her I want my catheter back.


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-26 22:53:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh no, I'll never review again!!!

I just got smacked hard by an absolutely hilarious "mom" joke".

Shlongy is down for the count!

PS. Go suck another dick, Doodies.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-04-26 22:34:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-26 22:31:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Try and get out of the house for a while.


Whose house, your mom's trailer or your sister's Pinto?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-26 22:23:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Try and get out of the house for a while, you fucking immature moron.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-26 22:20:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Referencing the Orgasmatron, even in passing = ratings.

Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-26 22:11:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You give poor ratings in the IGKTW
contest...

No I don't. I actually even gave Captain What's-his-name some constructive criticism that would greatly improve his story.

And I gave that orgasm guy some poetry lessons.

Of course, he paid me, so I guess I shouldn't count that.

Lucky my anus takes paypal.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-26 21:43:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-26 21:41:16 (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks, Bubba!
_____________________
You're quite welcome. You know exactly what I mean. You give poor ratings in the IGKTW
contest, and then you post this drivel. You Sir, are a fucking IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-26 21:41:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks, Bubba!

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-26 21:27:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I mean... I mean... I MEAN>> Ya gotta lotta damn gall, rating real writing
and then posting this dogshit. . . . . . . .


Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-26 21:26:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Fartboy (user info) at 2006-04-26 21:20:08 (#)
Ranking: 3

I was calling from your Mom's house.

No, Fartguy. "...from your Mom's ASS."

Do I have to do everything?

Plus, you left your IUD. Big sucker. I'm using it serve flapjacks.

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-04-26 21:20:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I was calling from your Mom's house.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-26 21:19:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Your anus is obviously smarter than you or anyone in your family. . .


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-26 21:10:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

whoa!

Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-04-26 20:58:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

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Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-04-26 20:58:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

nsfw

Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-04-26 20:49:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-26 20:46:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

niggas will love this


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