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(SPT) Ok,.. it's high and I'm late. I don't know what to think. (552 hits)

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Rating: -1 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by jo schmoe (View user info) at 2006-04-27 00:06:30 EDT


I had to post this for SPT. It's slightly early (for those CST)

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=58439964&blogID=109867678&MyToken=83c414c8-b452-4024-a10a-c74b4bf37964

ok.
this is what i am surrounded by.

i'll give some excerpts for those who would rather not click on the link.

What we're seeing here is apparently a list of retorts a fat housewife's stepson has fed her and her responses:

5. U should not lock up all the other food and make him eat only corndogs and waffles.

the stepson shouldnt of come home high and eat everything in the house and especially not drank all the juice knowing full well that if he did,nanook wouldnt have any juice if her blood sugar bottomed out therefore she could die,he thought of no one but himself and was not contributing to buying any groceries,nor should the step son of lied to everyone and told them he lost weight due to only eating corndogs and waffles,CRACK AND COKE CAUSED STEP SON TO LOSE WEIGHT AND HE USUALLY DID AN 8 BALL EVERY NIGHT

6. U should beat ur 70 year old mom(in a wheel chair) in front of him everyday and every night 4 ur own pleasure

I should?.the step son was offered a job that would of paid him each week but he didnt care enough to help the poor woman exercise,and when left alone with her told her to go to her room and shut up,didnt feed her etc



7. Violence in da home is never good like breaking helpless mothers arms ( i was there, i kno what happened).

the step son is lying again,he was with his father at brandies and at that time he was sucking brandies tits-i'm sorry one tit,his father even said so when i read this to him

11. U cant hurt me I dont love u or care(not even a tiny bit, I hate white trash!!!!)

stepson shouldnt lie and say he did and step mom will love him no matter what,what crawls under step son's skin is that he knows what we say is true and deep down he does care ,he is pissed becuz he knows we know too much about him,we have tapes,conversations that were found on the computer,notes that were found saying what he did with his step sister(sexually) and she is 15 yrs old,as far as white trash-better look in the mirror and at your friends up there as thats all you hang with



p.s. UR A NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sticks and stones will break my bones but names will never hurt me

****Remember this is 2 no one imparticular this is jus random*****
______________________________________________________________________________

:|

I've lived in Alabama since 1993.
I am still shocked to this day what I find.

Her struggle against her jobless son really makes me feel we're progressing.

girl power?

meh?


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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2006-07-11 00:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh man I remember the original posting of this now... the blog is set to private these days, too bad.
It really is a classic slice of Americana. UR A NIGGER!!!

Submitted by DrRobertHand (user info) at 2006-04-27 17:40:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What the fuck, does a single word-run of this piece make sense?

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-04-27 16:06:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

SPT = -2.

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-27 13:12:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAH DIABETES!

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-27 13:08:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

p.s. UR A NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by evesapple (user info) at 2006-04-27 07:33:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

??? this isn't my blog

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-27 04:41:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Do me a favor.

Post your whole fucking blog so I only have to see you one more time.

Oh, yeah - then kill yourself.

Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-04-27 03:09:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Got half way through, gave up.

Submitted by evesapple (user info) at 2006-04-27 00:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

hahaha and that graphic is from someone who just attended a design conference

haha
pay me


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