Tattoos of Überusers - Part IX ------ ALSO: Why Kaelic Is A Puck Ass Bitch (2530 hits)
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Submitted by rad1101 (View user info) at 2006-04-27 03:12:33 EDT
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I Think I May Be On To Something Here - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85677
This was the first part in this series of Überuser's tattoos. There was a short rant about pedophilia and child sexual abuse. Then a picture of Willzone's commie star he got in San Francisco. Teephahohapha was the winner of this one.
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who owns this tattoo? - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85744
This was the second part of my tattoo series. The content (or lack thereof) read like a really shitty blog. Sorry about that. The tattoo in question belonged to Cookielass, and she suprisingly didn't make accusations that I was an unbalanced bi-polar crazy guy to have found that picture on her myspace and stole it for my own purposes on Übersite. Berty won this one. I sent him hookers and blow straight outta Las Vegas.
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Tattoos of Überusers - Part III - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85913
The third part of my ÜberTattoo series, and the first where I actually thought I might try for a more appropriate series-like title. Leilani was the owner of the lovely shoulder and lilly tattoo presented in this post. There was controversy in choosing the winner of this contest. Darko (under the guise of blueboy) figured out who owned the tattoo, but couldn't spit out her name. Berty stepped in with the name. Hookers went to Darko, Berty scored some more blow.
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Tattoos of Überusers - Part IV - http://www.ubersite.com/m/86021
Hadley won this one. MichelleNJ had a nice tattoo of her right shoulder (because apparently I_H_A_R_S_F). Also, I'd like to say that I loved your email address Michelle. Very nice.
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Tattoos of Überusers - Part V - http://www.ubersite.com/m/86281
Berty won this one (again). Nice guess with BAMF. Instead of hookers and blow Berty J. Bertram requested caviar. yuck.
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Tattoos of Überusers - Part VI - http://www.ubersite.com/m/86541
Pretty awesome self design on calf by Brdn_Nkd. redskieslookfake won this one because he clearly spends way too much time on this website.
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Tattoos of Überusers - Part VII - http://www.ubersite.com/m/86685
Bracelet by Circe. Sphagnum won, but Coyote will be declared the winner for this contest due to reasons I am unable to divulge at this juncture. Also, I will not be hooking ANYBODY up with illegal substances, mainly because I have a limited supply and lots of fat to burn.
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Tattoos of Überusers - Part VIII - http://www.ubersite.com/m/86921
Phuzzygish's open book on his back. Said by most reviewers to be the best tattoo yet. Funny thing the broads who were in Vegas with us were the ones who guessed correctly. Hmmm. I guess I'm not the only one who made him bite a pillow. By the way Phuzz, you can usually see the towels on the shelf over the toilet if you stand when you urinate. Just a heads up.
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I have decided to return to las vegas. Here is where I detail my departure from here. http://www.ubersite.com/m/80325 I have done five months in the styx and now need to return to civilization. I am going fucking nuts looking at horses all fucking day long.
Another thing. I recently decided to start going to the gym an hour earlier because I was finding I wasn't getting everything done that I wanted to get done. I now show up about 6:30-6:45pm, and leave at about 9:15pm before work. And the thing of it is is that I really want to be there earlier. Plus I have had to increase my caloric consumption since doing this, mainly because I was getting all hungry and weak with my old diet.
P.S. Fuck the scarlet ranger. He's a trite cunt.
User Reviews
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-05-26 01:35:56 EDT (#)
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Just toss me a few +2s back eh Rad, be a pal!
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-04-28 11:28:19 EDT (#)
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Me too!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-28 03:35:23 EDT (#)
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I dig it
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-04-28 03:23:54 EDT (#)
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That penguin is awesome.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-04-27 16:13:22 EDT (#)
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TIGER - it was ALL TIGER!!!!
erm, uh, so I've heard....I'm actually the only Vegas Broad who DIDN'T know.
WHAT's YOUR EXCUSE NOW PEON?
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-27 08:42:09 (#)
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ALL THE BROADS IN VEGAS!!!
There was only 3 of us... so I suppose it is possible.
WHICH ONE OF YOU BIZNATCHES TOOK MY TURN!?!?!?!?
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-04-27 16:07:47 EDT (#)
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DAFT CUNTS!
HA!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:55:37 EDT (#)
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http://content.humpingfrog.com/movies/sub_14392.wmv
I declare this a joke.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:42:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-27 04:23:31 (#)
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I think it's that Spooner fellow. He strikes me as the kind of man to shave his legs.
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What? Why?
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:21:58 EDT (#)
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How do you read that...
is the emphasis on PUCK, like PUCK ass bitch... or is it on ASS BITCH, lick puck ASS BITCH?
inquiring minds want to know
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-04-27 14:55:12 EDT (#)
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I do have a kid, and I think that is awesome.
My fiance got a celtic armband with little falcons worked into it for his son. Two reasons: his Irish heritage and the boy's name means "little falcon".
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-04-27 14:45:56 EDT (#)
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There was an episode of Miama Ink (TLC) where some rapidly aging former rock star came in with his son and had the kid write his own name with sharpie on Dad's chest, then the tattoo guy made it permanent.
That was FUCKING COOL.
But maybe you'd have to have kids to think so.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-04-27 14:34:19 EDT (#)
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And I think I killed this post...
Sorry Rad.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:36:22 EDT (#)
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I think I'm too old to be emo.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:34:51 EDT (#)
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Sharpie eh? I reckon you've just drawn it on and taken a picture. How emo are *you*?
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:20:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:10:15 (#)
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That is a kickass penguin
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Thank you! My fiance drew it on me with a Sharpie - his own design - and the tattoo artist just tattooed right over his drawing.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:17:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:04:02 (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:59:27 (#)
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I've totally ejaculated on that ankle before.
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I don't remember that.
Was I asleep?
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No dear. You must have been overcome.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:15:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-04-27 11:50:30 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-27 03:44:24 (#)
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I also think that the owner has done some yoga.
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Yes.
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See? I am brilliant.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:10:15 EDT (#)
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That is a kickass penguin
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:04:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:59:27 (#)
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I've totally ejaculated on that ankle before.
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I don't remember that.
Was I asleep?
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-04-27 11:50:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-27 03:44:24 (#)
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I also think that the owner has done some yoga.
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Yes.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-27 11:12:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:54:51 (#)
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GAH!!!!!
I still wanna know why you have decided Kaelic's pet name is "The Scarlet Ranger!"
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He likes going down on women who are on the rag?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:59:27 EDT (#)
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I've totally ejaculated on that ankle before.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:54:51 EDT (#)
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GAH!!!!!
I still wanna know why you have decided Kaelic's pet name is "The Scarlet Ranger!"
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:48:20 EDT (#)
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cool
Submitted by Hypatia86 (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:33:19 EDT (#)
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I rate this good because tattoos are my passion. ^.^ but I dislike little tattoos that scream "look at me, I spent 1/2 under the needle for this little ink mark on my skin, so Im cool!" Now show me a picture of a back peice that took 15 hours or more of pain for some REAL ART, Ill be impressed.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:25:26 EDT (#)
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smallest tattoo pic evar.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-27 10:17:20 EDT (#)
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i like kaelic...why do you not like him?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-27 08:42:09 EDT (#)
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ALL THE BROADS IN VEGAS!!!
There was only 3 of us... so I suppose it is possible.
WHICH ONE OF YOU BIZNATCHES TOOK MY TURN!?!?!?!?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-27 08:19:43 EDT (#)
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He's a puck? Is he in the NHL???
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-27 07:25:04 EDT (#)
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Soley_Trinity can be the security guard. That way she'll have an excuse to prowl around buildings with a torch and a can of CS gas.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-27 07:16:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:52:24 (#)
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I don't know who Ross Kemp is. Do you think we can get Proffesional_Peon to be COO? She looks like she has a good strong back.
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He was (and is) Grant Mitchell in Eastenders and was also in Ultimate Force as a gruff commando.
Let's recruit Dervel to be chief tractor driver and goose milker.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:52:24 EDT (#)
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I don't know who Ross Kemp is. Do you think we can get Proffesional_Peon to be COO? She looks like she has a good strong back.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:52:11 EDT (#)
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Good on you with the weight loss and all. I'll keep my fingers crossed that you never post with the title Anorexia Nervosa.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:49:40 EDT (#)
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Golden handcuffs too. Like Ross Kemp when he first moved to ITV.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:48:40 EDT (#)
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Good thing I'll have that umbrella.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:46:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:46:06 (#)
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Ok Red. As long as I get my Golden Handshake and my Golden Umbrella and Golden Hat. Also after six months I want a Golden 'how are you?'.
But other than that it's cool.
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You get a shower too.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:46:06 EDT (#)
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Ok Red. As long as I get my Golden Handshake and my Golden Umbrella and Golden Hat. Also after six months I want a Golden 'how are you?'.
But other than that it's cool.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:44:48 EDT (#)
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"Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:38:27 (#)
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You could be as happy as that autistic child. All you have to do is join The Company.
We will care for you."
bad move, Bertram. i kick autists for fun, i hate every last one of them. suggesting i become like them in any way, your appointment just got moved three days closer in my ETS-style assassination calendar
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:41:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:39:22 (#)
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Join Us Istarious. You will never be confused ever again. We will look after you.
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Drink our kool-aid.
Berty, I also want to be Chairman of the Board. I see myself very much as a Kingmaker. You can be the chosen one, until I decide you are working against the interests of Istarious and the other peons. Then you're out bucko.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:41:16 EDT (#)
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Actually no. I retract the offer of employment. We don't need some souse falling over, breaking himself and taking us to tribunal. You're a liability Istaros. We'll have no part of you.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:39:22 EDT (#)
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Join Us Istarious. You will never be confused ever again. We will look after you.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:38:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:31:05 (#)
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and when an autistic child takes a shit he's particularly proud of he calls it Operation Poopy, so what?
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You could be as happy as that autistic child. All you have to do is join The Company.
We will care for you.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:33:06 EDT (#)
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GOD DAMN YOUR DISTRACTING FALSE CRIPPLERY AND MISPELLING OF MY NAME, NOW I RATED THIS POST INCORRECTLY OMFGOMGOMGOMGBALANCE
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:31:05 EDT (#)
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and when an autistic child takes a shit he's particularly proud of he calls it Operation Poopy, so what?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:25:33 EDT (#)
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Now now, istarosa you will be the Chief Operations Officer. You will be in charge of all things regarding to operations. What doesn't sound exciting about then? When the government kills people they call it an operation. When doctors kill people they call it an operation.
What's not exciting about that?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:24:02 EDT (#)
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away with ye, foul thing!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:22:05 EDT (#)
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Listen Judas, Berty has more metal than Tiger who is like the Cyberdemon to Berty's SpiderDemon, and everyone knows who wins there.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:18:36 EDT (#)
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"Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:15:25 (#)
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You may be eligable for cybernetic enhancement! Sleep will be disposed of and your eyelids replaced with a scratch proof shield to avoid blinking and the inevitable loss of productivity.
Berty is the All-Father. Come suckle at his teat."
i do believe the world has enough TigerLilly as is
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:17:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:12:34 (#)
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My only concern is your own health and safety, Iscariat. If you're pissed up and stumble into a stack of boxes they could fall on you and break your neck.
You must understand that the company cares for you, provides for you. The Company is Mother & Father. We shall lead you through the valley of unemployment and protect you from poverty. We will lead you to green pasteurs where you will be able to lie down and be at peace. The Company is your saviour. Amen.
You are important to Us. You must be preserved and by that I do not mean pickled.
yeah yeah green pastures and all that, i just want to live fast and die hard and although i have nothing against shuffling paperwork, that can't be done in an exciting/entertaining manner unless some form of intoxication is at play. and although i'm fairly certain that i did, on a couple of occasions, get properly messed up from nothing more than an obscenely extreme level of boredom, it is not an even i wish to replicate. it's how i ended up wed to this monster of a thing, i think it wants to kill me and eat my innards but how does one prove such a thing? oh well the sex is pretty good, i do worry about vagina dentata horribly though
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:15:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:12:34 (#)
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My only concern is your own health and safety, Judas. If you're pissed up and stumble into a stack of boxes they could fall on you and break your neck.
You must understand that the company cares for you, provides for you. The Company is Mother & Father. We shall lead you through the valley of unemployment and protect you from poverty. We will lead you to green pastures where you will be able to lie down and be at peace. The Company is your saviour. Amen.
You are important to Us. You must be preserved and by that I do not mean pickled.
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You may be eligable for cybernetic enhancement! Sleep will be disposed of and your eyelids replaced with a scratch proof shield to avoid blinking and the inevitable loss of productivity.
Berty is the All-Father. Come suckle at his teat.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:12:34 EDT (#)
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My only concern is your own health and safety, Iscariat. If you're pissed up and stumble into a stack of boxes they could fall on you and break your neck.
You must understand that the company cares for you, provides for you. The Company is Mother & Father. We shall lead you through the valley of unemployment and protect you from poverty. We will lead you to green pasteurs where you will be able to lie down and be at peace. The Company is your saviour. Amen.
You are important to Us. You must be preserved and by that I do not mean pickled.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:10:33 EDT (#)
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that must feel rewarding to see, red
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:10:06 EDT (#)
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motivational posters frighten me horribly, as does the song you referenced
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:10:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:05:42 (#)
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my children are busy making Nikes in Indonesia, dilBert; so sorry old chap! perhaps if you were not so afraid of the booze i might give your ideas passing notice, as it is i'll just be content in the fact that it's people like you who led your country to become the kind of place people like me left to form a country of their own and utterly dominate the economic abilities of people like you so that places like yours become stuck in admiration for things gone past
were you an alcoholic? or is it just embarassment at the fact that the limited use of your limbs causes your inebriation rather... easy to achieve? less blood and all that
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When Berty drinks he gets legless.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:05:42 EDT (#)
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my children are busy making Nikes in Indonesia, dilBert; so sorry old chap! perhaps if you were not so afraid of the booze i might give your ideas passing notice, as it is i'll just be content in the fact that it's people like you who led your country to become the kind of place people like me left to form a country of their own and utterly dominate the economic abilities of people like you so that places like yours become stuck in admiration for things gone past
were you an alcoholic? or is it just embarassment at the fact that the limited use of your limbs causes your inebriation rather... easy to achieve? less blood and all that
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:05:17 EDT (#)
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I commend Berty on his mastery of Human Relations Rulings (as sanctioned by the Golden Palace of the EU)
We will also record you when you are in the toilet. And Henry Ford invented that so it must be true.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:01:18 EDT (#)
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I will contact Dervel to send you your "look at the stoat, see how he shines for youuuu" motivational poster.
I expect to see a report on my desk of local prices for printing words on hoodies in your local area tommorow morning.
May the force be with you.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-27 05:57:51 EDT (#)
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You will be paid on commision by the way.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-27 05:57:25 EDT (#)
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The good news, Istra-Kabooski, is that you will be employed under UK employee legislation. This entitles you to:
-25 days of floating holiday in addition to the national (i.e. US) statutory holidays.
-12 days paid sickness leave for your first year of employment, increasing to 20 in your second year and 12 weeks from your third year onwards. If, however, you do take more than 8 days of sickness in a year, any year, you will be destroyed.
-The option of allowing the depot you control (i.e. your home) to be a smoking environment.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-27 05:53:21 EDT (#)
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Isastarosa, there will be no drinking on the job. What you do in your own time is up to you but for eight hours a day you belong to ME! I prohibit you from working under the influence of drugs.
Also we will be running a paperless office, so if you have a printer I want you to give it to a mexican or something. Do you have any offspring? If so they can deliver the quality merchandise by hand. Let it be known that BERTY MEGACORP encourages the personal touch of children.
If you are childless and/or barren just get the mexican to do it. Give him a dollar or something.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-27 05:40:39 EDT (#)
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MY MOUTH CAN'T REACH MY MOUTH WHAT DO I DO
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-27 05:38:33 EDT (#)
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quick, give yourself CPR
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-27 05:35:30 EDT (#)
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Rigor Mortis is my name on myspace, i'm ALWAYS drowsy, and i haven't showered in a few days. oh, FUCK
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-27 05:32:59 EDT (#)
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Although, so far there's no known treatment for death's crippling effects, still everyone can acquaint himself with the three early warning signs of death: one, rigor mortis; two, a rotting smell; three, occasional drowsiness.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-27 05:31:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-27 05:12:57 (#)
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well i qualify, unfortunately you retracted your offer of butler services upon naming my children a certain why, i remain utterly miffed you pathetic cripple
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Well now I will be your CEO instead. You can be the COO if you like. Red can be the research director and your lovely wife can make the tea.
We'll be in Berlin by Christmas!
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Achtung!
I would be the best Research Director in the world. I am so going to get a Phd. Doctor Redskies! I'd be a comic book villain!
Ja Vohl Meine Fuhrer.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-27 05:25:47 EDT (#)
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if my wife ever made tea i would smack the shit out of her and tell her to bring me back my morning whiskey
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-27 05:12:57 EDT (#)
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well i qualify, unfortunately you retracted your offer of butler services upon naming my children a certain why, i remain utterly miffed you pathetic cripple
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Well now I will be your CEO instead. You can be the COO if you like. Red can be the research director and your lovely wife can make the tea.
We'll be in Berlin by Christmas!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-27 05:06:32 EDT (#)
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Bah, I was looking for things you actually said, not reviews left on your post.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-27 05:02:58 EDT (#)
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wow
Joe, please tell us how you did that.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-27 05:02:19 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/63569
This is Buttkiss, Klahn's bodyguard - he is tough and ruthless. This is Kwong, Klahn's chauffeur - he is rough and toothless.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-27 05:00:37 EDT (#)
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joedaddy wins.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-27 04:59:09 EDT (#)
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"Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-27 04:52:01 (#)
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Seriously, we could get the hoodys for $5 each (in bulk), get them printed up for maybe $5 each and then sell them for $15 dollars.
All we need is an american to do all the heavy lifting and store all the wares.
Now who do we know who's got a lot of space going, is rather short and squat, has a lot of time on their hands..."
well i qualify, unfortunately you retracted your offer of butler services upon naming my children a certain why, i remain utterly miffed you pathetic cripple
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-04-27 04:58:11 EDT (#)
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ruthless
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-27 04:55:50 EDT (#)
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The tattoo blatently belongs to Jeaneee
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-27 04:55:16 EDT (#)
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Hang on, doesn't anything we write on here belong to Bart?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-27 04:54:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-27 03:46:56 (#)
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HINT
The uberuser's name is found in a quote from one of my favorite movies.
I did a post about it once.
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LIES! You were just trying to make me go through all of your old posts. It worked.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-27 04:52:37 EDT (#)
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Good Isastros! THinking outside the box, I like it.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-27 04:52:01 EDT (#)
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Seriously, we could get the hoodys for $5 each (in bulk), get them printed up for maybe $5 each and then sell them for $15 dollars.
All we need is an american to do all the heavy lifting and store all the wares.
Now who do we know who's got a lot of space going, is rather short and squat, has a lot of time on their hands...
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-27 04:51:09 EDT (#)
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an ETS-inspired CB radio would be funny
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-27 04:42:09 EDT (#)
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It'll be cool Red, we'll make thousands! There are thousands of people who click on these posts and chuckle along with us but never post or review anything. They would totally buy quality merchandise with our clever catchphrases on.
'What the Hell man' hoody anyone?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-27 04:37:04 EDT (#)
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just a heat whore move on my part.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-27 04:35:50 EDT (#)
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i'm with kaos, though; why the Kaelic jab? did he player-kill your level43 mage?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-27 04:35:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-27 04:22:43 (#)
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I have no idea who that is. I mean who would get a penguin tattooed, with a needle, on their ankle? It has to be somebody with a warped sense of what is cute and yet slavish enough to disfigure their body for trends yet shy enough to not what anyone to really know.
Hey listen, serious question. Do you think people on Uber would give me money simply for being awesome?
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I'm watching you Berty
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-27 04:32:33 EDT (#)
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oh cripes.
fine, Im a dolt.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-27 04:26:53 EDT (#)
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easy rad, or i'll have to invoke Bickerstaff
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-27 04:24:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-27 04:20:41 (#)
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'puck' ass? you fucking dolt
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YOU SON'T APPRECIATE MY HOCKEY REFERENCE YOU IDJIT?
HAR HAR PEENER
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-27 04:24:00 EDT (#)
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I meant Spencer. I always get those two mixed up.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-27 04:23:31 EDT (#)
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I think it's that Spooner fellow. He strikes me as the kind of man to shave his legs.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-27 04:22:43 EDT (#)
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I have no idea who that is. I mean who would get a penguin tattooed, with a needle, on their ankle? It has to be somebody with a warped sense of what is cute and yet slavish enough to disfigure their body for trends yet shy enough to not what anyone to really know.
Hey listen, serious question. Do you think people on Uber would give me money simply for being awesome?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-27 04:20:41 EDT (#)
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'puck' ass? you fucking dolt
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-27 04:03:40 EDT (#)
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Joe, I'm moving into a house with my wife and a room-mate
said roomate being this really hot chick...
and I'm putting in for a transfer to the state supermax.
I wanna inject inmates on death row.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-27 03:52:12 EDT (#)
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Pretty sure there isn't an uber user called 'Bambi' - so I dispute your clue.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-04-27 03:50:46 EDT (#)
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back to the same place?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-27 03:47:32 EDT (#)
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Oh, okay.
I don't know how many chapters the new series is going to be. I have a basic plot, but it's not scripted out. You'll like it though... very, very gruesome.
So Kaelic is the "Scarlet Ranger?" That's an interesting pet name. Is that what you call him while you're slapping his ass and wearing your bright purple, plush otter costume? Does he call you "Vorrax, the Magnificent" as you ram your errect cock repeatedly into his clenched rectum, causing his viking helmet to wobble precariously upon his quivering head?
Haha.
No, seriously... I don't know Kaelic. What's up there???
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-27 03:46:56 EDT (#)
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HINT
The uberuser's name is found in a quote from one of my favorite movies.
I did a post about it once.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-27 03:46:22 EDT (#)
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hollygolitely.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-27 03:44:24 EDT (#)
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I also think that the owner has done some yoga.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-27 03:43:47 EDT (#)
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Feet don't lie. This is a youngish woman. Probably an American.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-27 03:38:45 EDT (#)
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Some Linux nerd. Hmm.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-27 03:26:23 EDT (#)
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plus I usually wait for series to finish so I don't have to wait for the next installment.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-27 03:25:46 EDT (#)
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kaelic = the scarlet ranger.
and I'm saving your series for when I don't have things taking my attention at work every three minutes.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-27 03:16:18 EDT (#)
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1 - I like penguins. I hope that is a female.
2 - Who is the Scarlet Ranger? Is it me? I don't wanna be a trite cunt!!!
3 - Why is Kaelic a punk ass bitch? Just the normal reasons?
4 - Why haven't you read my "Sculptor" series? It's very bloody!