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Remix Post Thursday: Far From A Heart Attack (1707 hits)

Category: Sound & Music
Labels: Remix

Rating: 1.61 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Labels:

Submitted by Matt Maiorano (View user info) at 2006-04-27 11:52:14 EDT



Sublime - Date Rape (Matt Maiorano): http://www.ubersite.com/m/86818
Jack Johnson - The Sharing Song (Spooner): http://www.ubersite.com/m/86854
Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently (Matt Maiorano): http://www.ubersite.com/m/86882
Andy Griffith - The Bad Little Boy (Circe): http://www.ubersite.com/m/86884
Weird Al Yankovic - Since You've Been Gone (CaptainThorns): http://www.ubersite.com/m/86914
Dan Stewart - Three Years (Littledan): http://www.ubersite.com/m/87016
System of a Down - Sugar (Matt Maiorano) : http://www.ubersite.com/m/87162
Pansy Division - He Whipped My Ass in Tennis (Then I Fucked His Ass in Bed)(Spooner): http://www.ubersite.com/m/87163
Sarah Maclachlen - Ice Cream (NO KITTY!) (Tom): http://www.ubersite.com/m/87174
Flight of the Conchords - Bus Driver's Song (Spooner): http://www.ubersite.com/m/87214

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I'm going to do something slightly different with this bandwagon and post a remix I just finished last Tuesday night. It had been almost a year and a half since I last did anything creative with music, my last song being a Megaman 3 Intro Remix. Sad.


What's even sadder is that this song is a remix of a Dance Dance Revolution song. First one to name the DDR song I remixed will win 10 +2s.




WARNING: This song falls under the 'Trance' category. When it comes to remixing, Trance is almost as easy as remixing Hiphop/Rap. In other words, you can sound like a pro without really knowing what the fuck you're doing. If you hate trance or have any problems with me remixing a trance song, you can visit my ass.


*fart*


Mystery.mp3 (3 MB) [audio/mpeg]

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Submitted by rock_music (user info) at 2006-04-30 15:48:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

So Deep (Perfect Sphere Mix) by Silvertear

I want a pony.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-04-27 21:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wow your really milking this

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-27 20:07:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This is a bandwagon?

Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-04-27 16:35:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:38:51 (#)
Ranking: 0


Ampersand - Of course. I have to take the gerbil out first, though.
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No don't. It's better that way, trust me.


Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i just pulled the office manager out of her chair to hear that, she loves trance. Color us impressed

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:38:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Ampersand - Of course. I have to take the gerbil out first, though.

Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-04-27 14:49:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If I don't have any problems with you or trance can I still visit your ass?

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-27 14:43:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

random linkpimp

http://www.cilfone.com/songs/bartemian.mp3

bart sings his own tribute song

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-04-27 14:41:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 14:27:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-27 13:57:42 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-26 22:11:53 (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/38008




DO THE FUCKING POO RAP NEXT NIGGA!


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the poo rap is prime for a remix. it's one of those classics that all the up and coming artists remix because it defines music. or something.

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-04-27 14:11:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey man, before that I had Windows '98 on my old E-Tower.

But the computer works for what I need it for: sports & porn.

Matt, have a +2 for my chatting.

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-27 13:57:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-26 22:11:53 (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/38008




DO THE FUCKING POO RAP NEXT NIGGA!

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-27 13:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i love trance music

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-27 13:47:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BTW, Matt, sorry Tom and I hijacked your post and turned it into a chat session. Carry on.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-27 13:46:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-04-27 13:11:17 (#)
Ranking: 1

Oh. I don't have a microphone or anything, Thorny, and my computer at home runs on Windows ME, so I'm scared to install anything.

And prolly not on the musical. I'm not feeling very creative lately.
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Windows ME?!?

Excuse me for a second....

*turns away*

BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*turns back*

Ok, sorry 'bout that...dude...you REALLY need to upgrade to XP. Or better yet, get a Mac.

No prob on the musical. My home/work life may be completely changing here in a matter of days or weeks anyway, so it's probably best I focus on actual WORK at work...

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-04-27 13:11:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Oh. I don't have a microphone or anything, Thorny, and my computer at home runs on Windows ME, so I'm scared to install anything.

And prolly not on the musical. I'm not feeling very creative lately.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-27 13:08:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-04-27 13:04:37 (#)
Ranking: 1

What the fuck? How are you fucktards creating your own audio files?
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Almost any bloke can do it nowadays with a simple microphone, audio card/interface, and the right software.

By the way Tom - you still want to work on that Uber musical like we discussed months back? Didn't know what your schedule looks like now. I'm game if you are.

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-04-27 13:04:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

What the fuck? How are you fucktards creating your own audio files?

By the way, someone needs to create an audio file of themself reading a Vonnegut or Faulkner book out loud. I think I'd pay upwards of 25 dollars to hear Bart-Bart say, "Po-tee-weet."


Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:34:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I fucking HATE that Dance Dance Revolution game. I can never get past the first level. Guess I'm not that good at coordinating my feet with a screen.

That being said, I don't know ANY of the songs you used, but I dig it...like the trance shit.

Just needs more of YOU in it yelling "RAPE RAPE GRAPE APE" or "FUCK MY TENNIS PLAYER IN THE ASS".

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-04-27 11:54:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Bonus +2s for anybody who names ALL the songs I used, artists included.


Kids, kids, kids. As far as Daddy's concerned, you're both potential
murderers.

-- Homer Simpson
Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part 2)