Loki Gets Cystfucked! (NSFW) (2817 hits)
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Submitted by The Cyst Master (View user info) at 2006-04-27 11:57:04 EDT
My Dearest Loki,
I know we have had our problems in the past (one day ago).
Things were said that you more than likely regret. I want you to know that you should feel honored. Those who have been immortalized in my brain and the hearts of Uber have undergone huge transformations for the better. I only hope after this depiction you will reach the status and prestige of the others that have preceded you, have obtained. It is all in good fun. This is my peace offering. Accept it or decline it.
My loins tingle with the awaited excitement of your response.
I love you...but not IN love with you,
The Cyst Master
User Reviews
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-17 01:07:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
retroactively boooooooosh
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-16 23:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
style AND class!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-12-16 00:30:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Badass
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-12-01 09:39:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
righteous
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-06-20 18:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
am i in every one of your fucking masterpieces???
good show, you daschund fucker.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-06-15 14:58:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pissing myself currently...
Done.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-06-15 14:56:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are teh genius.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-15 14:54:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The classics never go out of style.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-06-15 14:44:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you have the recipe for Baby Soup?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-09 13:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Truest thing I've heard. EVER.
LSD and I are making babies.
Then eating them until they die.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-05-09 12:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DA BOMB MA NIGGA.
Quite entertaining, sir.
EXCLAMATION!
The other day I was hanging out with the cyst master at 711 and we ordered grape burgers. The guy was like "oh, we don't serve grape burgers here, but I can give you a grape slushie" So we picked him up and threw him so hard that he crashed into the world trade center buildings in new york.
Then we looked behind the counter and you won't believe what we saw:
TWO FUCKIN GRAPE BURGERS!
NO WAY!
That's our story, bitchass.
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-05-05 11:50:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Comedy.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-01 21:20:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeesh, someone needs their implants drained!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-28 10:10:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-04-28 07:50:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was riding my moped this morning and i did a trick I like to call 'The Umbrella'
Its where i do a cock pushup and then do about 6 360's spinning on my peenar. The the moped crashed into a van full of hot babes so i sodomized the bus driver
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-28 01:04:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sucking dick? Anyone?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 22:40:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yo you got a burnt face gayfag
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-27 22:29:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Condom rubbing tits auto +2.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-04-27 22:25:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It went well
I'll know in a couple days if anyone picks up the story
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-27 22:23:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bosh Man,
How'd that interview go?
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-04-27 22:13:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-04-27 21:48:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I saw that you had a new post and my dick grew so much i humped the fridge
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-04-27 21:39:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
im pretty sure that moped is the best thing that ever happened to me
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 21:18:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
loki your new tits aren't that bad. i personally prefer the original ones (that cyst so artfully portrayed) but i'd slap the new ones around a bit too.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-27 19:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm glad you liked it.
I can't wait for the retaliation awesomeness. Please hit me with it!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-27 19:09:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cmon Loki, this was HYSTERICAL
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-04-27 19:07:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You hateful little weasel, I'll get you for this.
something has gone horribly wrong with my boob job though
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:58:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sphagnum,
You are my murder partner. And when I say murder I mean rape, kill, rape, eat partner. The victims usually don't make any noise on the 2nd raping. Because they're dead.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-27 17:48:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Naked chicks in baseball caps
Alll Right!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-27 17:28:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:33:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
That will never happen. I think I might be integrating some of my entourage into my next posts. The Bosh Man is technically a General in my army of porno watching, baby raping, handicap eating, misfits and swimsuit models of The world forever thing yes. That's what we're called. So yeah, plenty of bosh penii to be distributed around Uber for eternity.
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I'm a general in that army as well.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-27 16:52:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shitfuck- great story, but you'd have to move to New York.
I'm not sure you're ready for THAT city...and vice versa.
Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2006-04-27 16:38:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Loki Bashing
+2 This was fucking awesome.
I like porn.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:54:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if you don't play this game with a big heart and a big bag of knuckles in front of the net, you don't got dinky doo.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:51:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://money.cnn.com/magazines/fortune/fortune_archive/2003/03/03/338360/index.htm
Shlongy--this is my dream job, check it out.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:49:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I saw THIS one coming a mile - or approximately 1107 miles - away.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:40:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Speaking of reefer, I'm smoking a spliff right now.
Very soothing. Especially after the 'getting my teeth kicked in on the market today' thing.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:33:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That sucks.
Send me some pot.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:30:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm being investigated for an inside trade I made about a year ago--I didn't think it was that big of a deal, but I guess the Feds feel otherwise.
Other than that, I raped a nigger hooker in the ass lastnight and baked a pie for my elderly neighbour (sorta of a 'I'm sorry' thing for cutting her husband's throat and pushing her down the stairs.)
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:29:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I found an updated picture of Loki
http://www.nymethod.com/loki.jpg
I love you, Loki
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:25:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:23:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I before E except after C
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:23:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't beleive people are actually clicking on my lemmingparty.org thing
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:22:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Be nice to Firefly, or I'll rip your innards out, make a fashionable neck tie with it, and face plant you directly into Urbanes vagina
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:19:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait, who's firefly again? Razor? What?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:19:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:18:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That can be arranged.....
Wait for it.....
Do you feel it now?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:15:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
now, my asshole and your dick.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:03:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude you're ALIVE!
I'm so pumped you're here. Let's cyber.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:01:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Outstanding.
That broke every single rule of common decency known and unknown to man.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-04-27 14:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-27 14:36:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rape I can do. When? Where? How?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 14:29:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
kill? no. rape? ...
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-27 14:22:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hug my wood before I choke a panda is my new pick up line
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-27 14:21:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you want me to kill you?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 13:38:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
way to go jackface
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-27 13:02:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sure. Whatever you want sweetheart.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-27 13:01:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Am I still allowed to make fun of Ron Mexico?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-27 13:00:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:56:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
I go to Michigan State.
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At least we're not rivals. Because of you, Virginia Tech has your back, Michigan State. A new alliance has been formed.
Let's beat off some dogs.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:57:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:39:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha
This was so good I raped Abraham Lincoln
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Greatest Axolotl review ever.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:56:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I go to Michigan State.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:50:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:47:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm down you fucking filthy mongrel assmonster
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sho shweet.
Just wait my love.
<vagina drips honey mustard sauce>
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:49:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:46:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71307 the most recent picture of me on here.
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You are beautiful, in every single way.
College? Where? What?
I really don't like the Detwat Redwings, but we can overcome this obstacle.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:47:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm down you fucking filthy mongrel assmonster
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:46:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FUCK YOU METHOD!
YOU ARE SUCH A PRISS! REMEMBER WHEN WE JACKED EACH OTHER OFF IN THE I-MAX THEATER WHEN WE SAW FANTASIA? THAT IS CLEARLY AN ENTOURAGE IF I EVER SAW ONE. SOON BIG GUY.
I ALSO HAVE SOME MORE IDEAS FOR ETS. WANT TO FUCK HIM IN THE ASS FOR THE NEXT ONE? LET ME KNOW.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:46:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71307 the most recent picture of me on here.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:44:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
PS
Darko,
hook me up with una pictura or a link so I can Cystfuck/integrate you. Or if you wish not to divulge your identity I think I have a pretty good idea of what you look like. Tell me if I'm wrong;
- Huge cock
- Rippling muscles
- Gives the thumbs up a lot
- High fives a lot
- Huge cock
Am I right?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:43:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I was in your entourage = (
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:39:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Where are you going to school Ax Man?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:39:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha
This was so good I raped Abraham Lincoln.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:39:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Darko my good man, you and Shitfuck are what I like to call, "Commanders of the Ass."
Basically, we go around and tag team bitches all day. Then we high five each other a lot and watch hockey until our penii are not swollen. Which is never so we basically tag team bitches then high five each other a lot and watch hockey all day.
I'm working on you for an upcoming post. You make my butthole feel special. I love you...and I mean IN love with you.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:35:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm an official unofficial member right?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:35:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no trust me that's not HORRIBLY wrong. you should see the shit that gets rejected.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
worst boob job evar
why don't they just glue her nipples onto her shoulders for god's sake
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:33:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That will never happen. I think I might be integrating some of my entourage into my next posts. The Bosh Man is technically a General in my army of porno watching, baby raping, handicap eating, misfits and swimsuit models of The world forever thing yes. That's what we're called. So yeah, plenty of bosh penii to be distributed around Uber for eternity.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:30:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ummm....uhhh....
I'll die happy if you NEVER show Bosh Man with a peenar ever again.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:25:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
twat!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:17:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The skinny girl has misplaced nipples. Boob job gone horribly wrong.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:14:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Horrid
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:14:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Those drawings get me everytime.