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So a naked lady walks into a bar with a poddle under one arm, and a 10 foot salami under the other... and she says to the bar tender.... (1228 hits)

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Rating: -1.12 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Aubrey <Aubs2o04.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2006-04-27 12:27:33 EDT


So yeah, Im not good at thinking up titles so I just used one of my favorite jokes that ive never heard the ending to. (The breakfast club) But what I want to write about has nothing to do with the title.
I was watching the Chappelle with my better half and I noticed the delicine of the show in the last month or so. Which is sad because I could have fun with the impressions and the "Im Rick James Bitch" stuff, even the "The real life" thing they did with a house full of black people, that was funny shit.
But now as I watched last night its resorted to him talking to famous people in his toliet. There isnt the same edge. (thinks that I just hit the "hook me up" button out of curiosity and posted this before I should have? Oh well)
South Park is far more entertaining... hehe especically if you watched the new one about Cartman eating all the fake treasure and crapping it out. Now THAT is humor... oh btw, Dave, give it up, you had your moment but its gone, you've ran out of fresh ideas, hit the eject button and save yourself from the celebrity downward spiral.

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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-04-28 11:14:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-28 02:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-04-27 23:16:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

<blows chunks>

Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-04-27 19:42:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:03:23 (#)
Ranking: 0

hey... have you ever lived in Colorado?

I knew a girl named Aubrey when I was in college that I hung out on the weekends with, doing drugs, never banged her and regretted it.

One of the more rare names... so I thought I'd check.
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That's funny. I knew someone named Aubrey a long time ago, and she was a fat, obnoxious, tasteless trailer-trash piece of shit.

By the way: That joke doesn't have an ending to it, dumbshit. It was improvised.

Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-04-27 17:45:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fascist.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-27 17:31:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You're in, like, eighth grade, and you're like, already married?

You live in Arkansas?

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:23:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:15:23 (#)
Ranking: 2


This is pretty bad, but I personally want to see ubersite fall off the face of the internet so I'll +2 in the hopes that you come back at least ten times daily to post equally as pertinent material.


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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

whats a poddle?

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hey... have you ever lived in Colorado?

I knew a girl named Aubrey when I was in college that I hung out on the weekends with, doing drugs, never banged her and regretted it.

One of the more rare names... so I thought I'd check.

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-04-27 14:58:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

stupid and gay, a leathal combination.

Submitted by Webered (user info) at 2006-04-27 14:12:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

But ONLY because you took my advice and made your title completely irrelavent. But it still sucks.

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-27 14:04:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-27 13:55:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-27 13:47:42 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:34:22 (#)
Ranking: -2

stop breathing.

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too much effort to read?

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-27 13:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:34:22 (#)
Ranking: -2

stop breathing.

Submitted by Hypatia86 (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:53:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

naw, that takes effort to read a paper, ill just bitch about it here, and everyone else can tell me whats going on.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:50:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

and, he has already left the show because "white people own everything." <---- thats a quote! and he says they ruined his artistic creativity so dont be mad at him, be mad at your uncles and stuff.

jesus, this all happened so long ago. read a freakin paper or something.

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:41:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:31:21 (#)
Ranking: -2

Since you're not even trying with your post, I won't even try with my comment:

You suck at life.


Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:36:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:28:19 (#)
Ranking: -2

since a new episode of chappeles show hasn't aired in over a year or something. you are an idiota!


Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:35:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:24:23 (#)
Ranking: 2

He's a fucking theif!

Remove that "r" in your name and it will be funny.

Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:34:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

stop breathing.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:33:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Redman in the toilet was funny shit.

Submitted by Hypatia86 (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:30:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ive decided this website will be used for my pointless ranting, you all have kept me entertained during loooong days at work with the stupid shit people put up here (some of it actually very good)
so yay for wasting time on Ubersite!


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