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NSFW!!! For TTOM. Cybenetic Zombie Clown Babies spraying blood, maggots and jizz as they unicycle past. (1506 hits)

Category: Graphics
Labels: Uber_Only

Rating: 1.28 on 38 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by kaos-king (antius777) (View user info) at 2006-04-27 12:47:58 EDT


Yeah, yeah, I know... one post per day. STFU n00b.

It doesn't matter, no one is reading my "Sculptor" series anyhow. (Thank you 7 people who have!)


This is for TTOM. I decided that the statement, "Cybernetic Zombie Clown Babies spraying blood, maggots and jizz as they unicycle past" was perhaps one of the greatest things I had ever read.

Now, in no way do I want to take away from TTOM's astounding artwork, I just felt I needed to add my contribution. That statement moved me in such a way, I don't think I'll ever be the same again. I mean, I was immediately driven to create!

Thank you, TTOM... thank you.





















This is for you.

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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-26 19:44:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

still brill!

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-29 00:09:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

But then...what doesn't?

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-28 23:43:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Needs more jizz.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-28 23:20:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Enjoy him while you can, they grow up so fast. *wipes tear*

Fantastic rendering of TTOM's psychotic daydreams.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-04-28 09:33:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-04-27 20:26:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

What's the plural of phallus?

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Humm?

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-28 08:06:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-04-27 20:26:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

What's the plural of phallus?
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DONGS

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-04-28 07:26:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I don't see any blood or jizz.

Usually this isn't a bad thing, but in this context it's a disappointment.

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-04-28 06:45:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow. That is sick.

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-27 20:31:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I just took a gander at pulsehead.com. That site is kind of gay. I won't lie. It's hard on the eyes. Not only that, it just doesn't have the charm that Uber has.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-04-27 20:26:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What's the plural of phallus?



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-27 20:06:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Awww, you shouldn't have...

No really, you shouldn't have posted this shit.

Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-04-27 20:02:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hey I read sculptor!

damnit...

I even masturbated to it for you....


why didn't you reutrn my calls?

WE'D BE PERFECT TOGETHER!!!

COME BACK TO MEEEEEEEEE

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-27 19:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

It would have been better if you poorly copy and pasted ETS's head on a body that was being run over by it, and had sandy's jizz poorly copy and pasted onto the peener tip with said jizz squirting into urbanes gash. That would have been a +2.

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-04-27 16:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the best ________ i've seen in years

Submitted by precision (user info) at 2006-04-27 16:27:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I think I'm actually gonna lose sleep over that picture

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-04-27 16:02:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:21:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:15:23 (#)
Ranking: 2


This is pretty bad, but I personally want to see ubersite fall off the face of the internet so I'll +2 in the hopes that you come back at least ten times daily to post equally as pertinent material.


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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-27 14:24:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude, with my fucked up mind-meat and your awesome skills we could so easily make a kick ass comic, featuring zombies, clowns, cyborgs and a cast of a thousand thrashing prehensile hentai multi-cocks.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-27 14:17:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love that Cybernetic Baby Clown maggot jizz...ummm..thingy. I forgot the rest of the word and also got them horribly out of order.



This looks like the work of some famous tattoo artist whose name I can't now and probably never will remember. BUT when I see his work I say,'Oh yeah that's that guy whose name I can't remember.'

I always think I'll remember it then, having seen it next to his work in the magazine or wherever else it may have been.




But I never do.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-27 14:16:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ive emailed this to all my friends, theyre gonna be so psyched to see my brain-goblins become reality

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 14:14:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wow, this totally reeks of awesomeness.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-27 14:08:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy fucking SHIT!
That is EXACTLY how I imagined them!

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-27 13:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy crap. That's some fantastic artwork, kaos.

+2 for the picture

+9,999,999,999,999 for the filename....AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *dies*

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-27 13:10:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hot Pocket - If I could have found that picture on Google... No, I drew it. 3 years of art school.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-27 13:08:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm not so sure, that ebbersville book thing has gone over quite well. Maybe pulse finally has a sense of humor?

Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-04-27 13:06:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 solely for the picture
did you do that?
or were you able to find a picture
of a cybernetic zombie baby spewing
maggots and jizz on a unicycle on google images?

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-27 13:04:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Tastes like ejaculate.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-27 13:02:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, I just couldn't bring myself to actually draw this thing ejaculating.

The people on pulseHEAD would -20 this off the front page within minutes...

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:58:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I wonder how this would go over on pulse...

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:58:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by hyprspacd (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:56:30 (#)
Ranking: 1

Needs more jizz.

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Hahahaha. I like this guy.

Submitted by hyprspacd (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:56:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Needs more jizz.


Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:55:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucking awesome.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:54:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

disturbing shart post thursday?

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:52:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 antius

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:51:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 kaos-king

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:51:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 filename

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:51:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 awesome

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-1 for shitty resolution picture.

-1 for spelling "Cybernetic" wrong in the title.


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