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the way he works my body (1405 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: -1.01 on 36 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (View user info) at 2006-04-27 15:33:23 EDT


I felt a tap on my shoulder...
And thought "please let this be that fuckin' hot guy behind me"
I turned and it was...
He was leaning on his elbows on the bar behind me...
His arms folded in black leather, creaking slightly as he moved....
"hey"
Lookin' into his eyes for the first time... "hey"
uncomfortable small talk led us to coffee
which led us to exchanging phone numbers...
He called me before I fell asleep that first night....

Breathing heavily and desperate for a drink
I reach across his well muscled back for the glass of water
My pussy still throbbing from the latest orgasm to ripple through my body
Gulping the water quickly... he's already moving my body into a new position
I put the glass down just as he drives into me again
His hands on my hips pulling me onto him
Making eye contact I think back to when he first tapped my shoulder...
I increase the grip my pussy has on his cock,
just as a loud crack fills the air
followed quickly by the hot sting of his hand on my ass
I adore the way he works my body...


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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-06-01 18:52:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

needs more rape.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-01 18:46:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

good

Submitted by JumpingJax (user info) at 2006-05-05 04:37:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

pics plz

Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2006-05-05 03:35:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I beat the pussy up. :o

Submitted by antiLemming (user info) at 2006-05-05 03:12:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

K...

Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-28 09:48:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-04-28 08:22:44 (#)
Ranking: -2

Next time I hope he works your body with a hacksaw.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-28 09:33:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh, girl
I'd be in trouble if you left me now
'Cause I don't know where to look for love
I just don't know how

Oh, girl
How I depend on you
To give me love when I need it
Right on time you would always be

All my friends call me a fool
They say, "Let the woman take care of you"
So I try to be hip and think like the crowd
But even the crowd can't help me now, oh...oh...oh...oh...oh...oh...

Oh, girl
Tell me what am I gonna do
I know I've got a guilty face
Girl, I feel so out of place, oh, yeah...yeah...

Don't know where to go, who to see, yeah

Oh, girl
I guess I better go
I can save myself a lot of useless tears
Girl, I've gotta get away from here

Oh, girl
Pain will double if you leave me now
'Cause I don't know where to look for love
And I don't, I don't know how

Oh, yeah
Mmm...hmm...

Oh, girl
Why do I love you so, yeah
Mmm...
Better be on my way, I can't stay

Have you ever seen such a helpless man
Oh...oh...no...





Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-04-28 08:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

spanking can be very sexy.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-04-28 08:22:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Next time I hope he works your body with a hacksaw.

Submitted by mrez (user info) at 2006-04-27 22:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i'm sorry...what?

Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-04-27 19:26:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You've never been laid a day in your life.

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-27 19:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-27 17:42:57 (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't wanna hear about your pulsing pussy unless I HAVE something to do with it.


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I didn't read it. I read the Shlong Man's response and immediately thought of the Urbane pictures Method just sent me. It's hard to type with one hand when the other is holding a palm full of jizz.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-27 17:42:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't wanna hear about your pulsing pussy unless I HAVE something to do with it.

Submitted by hyprspacd (user info) at 2006-04-27 17:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:39:54 (#)
Ranking: -2

you are either a virgin, or a really really bad lay if this is how you write sex.


Submitted by damage.com (user info) at 2006-04-27 16:45:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

So, did you spill the water, or what?

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-04-27 16:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

no pictures?!

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-04-27 16:24:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-04-27 16:16:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

*sigh*

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-04-27 16:03:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i'd do ya.....




























































































....in the pooper!

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:59:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:53:02 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:48:37 (#)
Ranking: -2

I hope he has the AIDS.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:47:50 (#)
Ranking: -2

Great work here!

Cunt.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:46:18 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:35:10 (#)
Ranking: -2

This post has all the appeal of vaginal cancer.

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:46:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

auto +2 when chicks talk about their "pussy"'s

fuckin hot.

Hey - you saw my "crib"... maybe you can get a tour.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:45:07 (#)
Ranking: -2

i'll fuck you blind bitch, till you just can't see me no more
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:44:31 (#)
Ranking: -2

what.the.fuck.
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:43:11 (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/84784

A pal of mine commented that Darwin would be shocked if he saw the display before us last night. I said that it wasn't about picking a mate, or making wise evolutionary choices, it was about f*cking. But then it occurred to me, what if these people did mate, by accident, or even on purpose?? And then, as I watched the girls line up to get soaked for the wet t-shirt contest, I wondered if these girl's parents had been to this same bar??
==================================================================================================

We know the answer to that one, now don't we?



Yours must have...the product: retarded.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:39:54 (#)
Ranking: -2

you are either a virgin, or a really really bad lay if this is how you write sex.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:38:33 (#)
Ranking: -2

Well, I don't.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:35:10 (#)
Ranking: -2

This post has all the appeal of vaginal cancer.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:34:33 (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:15:23 (#)
Ranking: 2


This is pretty bad, but I personally want to see ubersite fall off the face of the internet so I'll +2 in the hopes that you come back at least ten times daily to post equally as pertinent material.


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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:34:18 (#)
Ranking: -1

i don't even know what to say about this.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:34:13 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:34:06 (#)
Ranking: -2

i didn't read it.

Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:56:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nice n punchy.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I hope he has the AIDS.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Great work here!

Cunt.

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:46:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:35:10 (#)
Ranking: -2

This post has all the appeal of vaginal cancer.


Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:46:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

auto +2 when chicks talk about their "pussy"'s

fuckin hot.

Hey - you saw my "crib"... maybe you can get a tour.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:45:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i'll fuck you blind bitch, till you just can't see me no more

Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:44:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

what.the.fuck.

Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:43:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/84784

A pal of mine commented that Darwin would be shocked if he saw the display before us last night. I said that it wasn't about picking a mate, or making wise evolutionary choices, it was about f*cking. But then it occurred to me, what if these people did mate, by accident, or even on purpose?? And then, as I watched the girls line up to get soaked for the wet t-shirt contest, I wondered if these girl's parents had been to this same bar??
==================================================================================================

We know the answer to that one, now don't we?



Yours must have...the product: retarded.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:39:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you are either a virgin, or a really really bad lay if this is how you write sex.

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:38:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Well, I don't.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:35:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This post has all the appeal of vaginal cancer.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:34:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:15:23 (#)
Ranking: 2


This is pretty bad, but I personally want to see ubersite fall off the face of the internet so I'll +2 in the hopes that you come back at least ten times daily to post equally as pertinent material.


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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:34:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

i don't even know what to say about this.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-27 15:34:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i didn't read it.


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