Computers and older generations (561 hits)
Category: Computers & InternetRating: -1.53 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by crsunlimited (View user info) at 2006-04-27 18:51:20 EDT
It's shit post Thursday again. So without further ado....
If you ever want to mess with someone who is around the 50 year mark do this:
Minimize all the Internet windows to the size of a postage stamp and close them. When they use the computer after you they will get windows that size. They will then squint and try to read everything in that square. Rather then ask someone for help they will get really close to the screen and try to check there e-mail in this stamp sized window. So far not one person who I have done this to around the 50 mark has either asked for assistance, or has maximized the window.
Don't even get me started on the people older then that mark.......
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-28 16:37:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-28 09:58:36 (#)
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Submitted by myexstaintstain (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:55:45 (#)
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You failed at life.
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irony.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-04-28 14:41:12 EDT (#)
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hahahahah.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-04-28 14:00:33 EDT (#)
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If you ever want to fuck with a shitty alter, shove their hard drive up their pee hole.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-28 09:58:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by myexstaintstain (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:55:45 (#)
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You failed at life.
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irony.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-28 08:47:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-27 23:54:23 (#)
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If you want to fuck with someone over 50 just mention the word 'colonoscopy.'
Speaking of which...where's Shlongy?
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My dad is two months older than Shlongy...weird.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-04-28 06:44:27 EDT (#)
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What a nice person you are...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-28 05:17:29 EDT (#)
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Far far better to glue a few hairs to the optical sensor on their mouse and to swap a few letters round on their keyboard.
People who type with just two fingers should be burnt.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-28 05:08:14 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-28 05:08:14 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-04-28 00:13:23 EDT (#)
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Don't even get me started on the people older then that mark....... """
okay we won't.
This post is like what the internet used to be.
Crap.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-27 23:54:23 EDT (#)
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If you want to fuck with someone over 50 just mention the word 'colonoscopy.'
Speaking of which...where's Shlongy?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-04-27 22:38:37 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-27 19:35:58 EDT (#)
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jesus fuck people...
"...check there email..."
they're their and there<-------- all different words anus muncher. learn them.
"your evil"
Fuck off M (I'm not even going to type your name cause it fucking sucks like all the "work you've submitted here even though I realize it would have been shorter to do so)
Submitted by myexstaintstain (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:55:45 EDT (#)
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You failed at life.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:54:45 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
your evil.