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Submitted by myexstaintstain (View user info) at 2006-04-27 18:54:26 EDT


While riding out into the sunset on my grey gelding, I felt a tightness around my waist. Toby was always scared whenever we went bareback around the rocky slopes of the mountain late at night.

I absolutely loved the chill, night air. I always felt an excitement within myself while navigating the rocky slopes on my gelding late at night. The fact that I had the love of my life hitches right behind me made the experience ever so more enticing.

I felt something begin to poke me between the butt cheeks of my skin tight jeans. I looked back to see a wicked gleam in my man's, Toby's eyes.

I forced my gelding to a quick stop and we both quickly dismounted. Toby had his pants down faster then I did. As soon as I got the confinments around my genitals off, the crisp night air hit me quickly and the shrinkage was bad.

That didn't matter to Toby, god bless him, it never did. He put his lips around the head and wortked me into a frenzy. It was the greatest night of my life.

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Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-04-28 17:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-27 19:01:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by myexstaintstain (user info) at 2006-04-27 19:01:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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