Uberia's Return: The Story Thus Far Part 2 (609 hits)
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Submitted by Uber Nova <lordofthepost.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-04-28 02:43:40 EDT
It's been over a year and I'm going to try to finish what I've started, will the story of Uberia still hold? Will it be crushed with -2's? Post here and you could become a part of Uberian Legend, in the story that has taken almost three years to complete, by a man who has WAY too much time on his hands to recap all these freakin chapters.
Uberia: The Story Thus Far Part Duex
"let's do this" He said as Lord of the Post looked over the horizon of a fallen nation. Uberia was dying, and only he and his companions could stop them... This should bring the story up to speed for newcomers... but be sure to read the first part here:
Summary of Chapters I - XII
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57392
Uberia: Chapter XIII Headstrong Diplomacy
http://www.ubersite.com/m/24484
Queen Ashlee of Boredatwork stood strong despite the horrific odds they faced. Lord MmmVag stood with over 1,000 troops ready to take boredatwork by force. Kristen, Urbane Mischief, Spike Goddess, Volklcess, Anansie, Audjgirl, and Ainkara, all protectors to the Queen joined her and her troops to prepare for a hopeless battle on their own grounds. Razor, Lisa and McGinny, Knights of Ubersite joined them as MmmVag and his troops moved in
Uberia: Chapter XIV The Fading Light of Hope
http://www.ubersite.com/m/24545
The round of attacks on Boredatwork began with pop-ups, tiny little gremlins that slowed the already limited army of boredatwork. It did not take long for McBain's flag to raise at Boredatwork, as the warriors were surrounded and overwhelmed. Loki, DarthAwesome, LaNa, Reallybored and Mac feared the worse suspecting that King Bart was captured or killed, so they moved on sadly to Yahoo. King Bart was not dead however, he was with a weakened Jonukah and Big Mike, having just had an encounter with a triad member. Meanwhile the Paladins moved deeper into deeper into Microsof, and Cole prepares for his battle with Maddox.
Uberia: Chapter XV Plans of Mutiny
http://www.ubersite.com/m/25129
Big Mike prayed to Uber for a miracle as he looked after the virus-inflicted Lord Bart and the battered Jonukah. Loki's team made contact with Lord Bart via IM, confirming he was alive but in need of help. They were in need of LaNa the healer, so Loki made the split decision to send her, Mac, and Reallybored to the king via Yahoo's Explorer travel machine. The Paladin's quickly discovered the ways of Boss Gates as they stumbled upon a Microsof demo. Koolmang begins to grow distrustful of his unholy alliance with McBain, and convinces McBain to allow him to take control of the troops now stationed at Boredatwork. Hamilton transports his prisoners from Boredatwork which include Queen Ashlee and her advisory council, towards Ubersite.
Chapter XVI: Ambush at Uberia
http://www.ubersite.com/m/26194
As Loki's people moved through Yahoo, LaNa and the others continued their search for Lord Bart, Big Mike, and Jonukah. They are ambushed by Battleraper and his men, when LaNa shows the others that a healer can be quite powerful as well. SpikeGoddess, in a blinding fit of rage, implanted a trojan into Hamilton, enslaving him to her will, as she made him free Queen Ashlee and the others before they could be transported to Ubersite. They were well positioned for an ambush as Koolmang and his men made their way to Boredatwork.
Uberia: Chapter XVII Impossible Odds
http://www.ubersite.com/m/26742
The Paladins were granted entrance to Microsoft, the metropolitan city where Boss Gates ruled with an iron fist. They made their way towards Castle XP as the rain pummeled them. They were soon surrounded by Microsoft's inhabitants, placing them in an uncomfortable position. Reallybored, Mac and LaNa managed to find Lord Bart, Jonukah and Big Mike. LaNa managed to heal Lord Bart's external wounds but could not cure the virus, but the King awoke, and directed his people to focus on the fallen BoredatWork. Loki's team were closer to locating Maddox, right before DarthAwesome and Madjestervince betrayed Loki and attacked the person who identified himself as Maddox. It was Dlove, a follower of Maddox who quickly deflected their attacks and subdued them, and offered to take Loki's team to see Maddox.
Uberia: Chapter XVIII Enter Maddox
http://www.ubersite.com/m/26830
As Loki, hidden101, lisacat, Rizzo Iddqd and Streetpunk, and Ed Dee followed Dlove towards xmission, the Paladins at Microsoft were quickly surrounded by an angry mob. In the pandemonium, Ducky was killed, and as all seemed hopeless, Loren1 saved the day. Introductions were made when the warriors finally found Maddox. Maddox explains to Loki that the world of Cyber, and Ubersite as we know it, is dying. The Blue Sky of Death is coming.
Uberia: Chapter XIX The McGuddah Artifact
http://www.ubersite.com/m/26917
Loren1 told General Tak and the paladins what she had learned about the secret alliance between Boss Gates and McBain to eradicate Uberians. Boss Gates feel that Uberians are a threat to his empire because of their ability to free-post. Loren1 also talks about a battle suit Boss Gates is working on that can replicate 60 post kills per minute, as well as Xbox, a weapon of mass posting. The final note, Boss Gates will not attack Uberia until he confirms that Lord Bart is dead. Loki's team takes the news that they are up against McBain, The Triad, Koolmang, and now Microsoft. Maddox gives Loki the strange McGuddah artifact, telling her she will know when to use it. Maddox requests to keep the green poster Ed Dee behind, Loki hesitantly complys with this request as they head out to take back Uberia. Maddox, alone with Ed Dee, takes him out with the full force of his post, simply whispering, "it is done..."
Uberia: Chapter XX The Showdown
http://www.ubersite.com/m/26928
Queen Ashlee's ambush on Koolmang went bad, but they quickly recovered without managing to kill Koolmang. Lord Bart and his men have begun to rally troops for the upcoming war. A great battle, between Maddox and Cole erupt as Cole finds him at Xmission. The battle lasts for quite awhile, but ultimately ends in Maddox' demise. Cole thinks that he has stolen the great power of Maddox, the Lord of the Post
Uberia: Chapter XXI Rude Awakenings
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56700
Ed Dee awakens, confused and weak, he hears the voice of Maddox booming in his head. Maddox explains to Ed Dee that he had to do what he did to save his power, knowing Cole was coming after him, he also found out that he was out for 10 months, and a lot has happened since then.
Uberia: Chapter XXII Present's Day Past
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56707
Ed Dee was engulfed by visions of what had happened in the 10 months he was unconcious. Images of all the prior heros falling. Images of Loki using the McGuddah artifact with no percieved effect. Images of Lord Bart himself, falling at the hands of evil. Images of Microsoft, eradicating Uberia and bringing the world closer to the blue sky of death. Maddox explained that this could be reversed, and that he downloaded his powers, as Lord of the Post, to Ed Dee. Maddox explains there is only one thing that can be done, access the Mainframes in the heart of Castle XP and reboot using the McGuddah Artifact save point.
Uberia: Chapter XXIII Ascension
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57104
Maddox began to suit the new Lord of the Post up as he explained that he would not journey alone, he then awakened the Four Horsemen, Martyrs who would awaken to assist the Lord of the Post should Uberia ever be in danger again, they were the ones who imprisoned the Triad the first time. DrinkDDT, Ryan Donovan, Lowsodiummonkey, and Ranger Rick came from the statues from whence they hibernated. Meanwhile, Cole led the triad to finally take the throne of a fallen Uberia, as he gave Chris Evan's the mission to make allies with the mysterious Shitfuck. Lord of the Post was given two options, Reboot and save the world, or fight the hopeless armies of postkillers and Microsoft as strong as they are now.
User Reviews
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-05-12 18:11:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOO
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-01 18:53:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
P.S. Your story was shitty, boorish and contrived, and InsanetheMind is dead.
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and he means 'real world' dead, not 404 Not Found dead.
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2006-04-29 20:08:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Method, sounds like your issues are bigger than what you are coping with here at Ubersite, and no matter how much you try to drag me through the mud, I see a repetitive pattern here and I'm not the only one who sees it.
I am truly sorry that you feel my writing isn't up to par with such masterpieces as:
I'm calling Jaypig out. Let's see what you've got, you fat fuck
UberPoll: Have you seen your mothers hairy vagina?
I finally got inion_de_trua to camwhore (NSFW)
Hmmm.... Calling other uberusers out, referring to hairy vaginas, and camwhoring, why don't you lose the extra chromosome and act like you have a shred of intelligence, rather than assume you have me "figured out" corky...
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-29 03:01:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pure magic!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-29 02:33:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
See, now you're starting to sound REALLY fucking arrogant, and your feigned yawn is reminiscent of WillZone, and we ALL know what a fat, talentless hack he is. Do all of you fucking shitbombs get together and say "I KNOW! We'll use a fake emoti-yawn to make people think we don't care and piss them off!", all the while finger fucking and meatspinning each other.
If you don't like it, how about you get the fuck out of here and never show up again? You AND your fisher price fanboy story can suck my 2 inch baby dick, you fucking queer. If you bothered to actually take a look at some of the good stuff on here, you'd change your tune real quick, Nancy. There's plenty of talent here, fiction or otherwise, that would put your half-hearted, contrived ass kissing attempt at fan fiction to shame.
I'm glad most of you fucking "older uber users" are gone. You were all a bunch of elitist cocksucking assholes that were unfunny, unimaginative, and WHOLLY irritating.
You, Streetpunk, audjgirl, the list goes on and on and on.
P.S. Your story was shitty, boorish and contrived, and InsanetheMind is dead.
Choke on that, asshole.
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2006-04-29 02:13:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You ever wonder why retention is so low and a lot of the older posters stopped posting/reading ubersite? I wondered too until I saw a rant about pillheads that was a mile long on the most heated list, then I went back to the new posts... *YAWN*
Same old tired shit, new package
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-28 19:45:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LSMs gone?
I haven't noticed 'im around in ages but...people just wander off and you don't notice they're gone...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-28 16:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaahhahaah I LOVE Jonnys reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-28 16:17:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why don't you post about the Spanish-American War, instead?
It's about as relevent...
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2006-04-28 09:26:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Perhaps your right Ax, I have been away for quite some time, I remember it generated a bit of banter and was enjoyable to a few. My challenge is to fill a one year void, which I intend to do. Your history of Uber is excellent btw.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-28 08:39:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lowsodiummonkey? Koolmang? Streetpunk?
These guys are long gone, and Kaos-King did the same thing last week, much better.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-28 08:34:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-28 07:09:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
Like it or not, this thing died when you left it. Your intended audience is long gone.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-28 07:09:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Like it or not, this thing died when you left it. Your intended audience is long gone.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-28 06:59:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/l/ubermen
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-04-28 04:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you suck the namedropping dick
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-28 04:32:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I used to read this, but got bored after the....twelfth chapter...somewhere around there.