The lack of limbs sent my hormones spiraling. (872 hits)
Category: RomanceLabels: really_gross_sex
Rating: 0 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by awesomeface (View user info) at 2006-04-28 14:44:18 EDT
She was the most amazing person I ever saw. Her long blonde hair fell just beneath her cleavage. Beautiuful blue eyes and huge tits. An ass shaped like a...well a nice ass.
I accidently bumped into her wheelchair at CUB Foods(i was running out of money). I picked up the Vagisil and other douching products she was carrying. She couldn't bend over and pick them up either. She had no arms...or legs. She moved her chair with this thing that went in her mouth.
I asked for her name. It was a beatiful name. Shobeda it was. We talked for awhile about how she douches without arms or legs and she made sexual suggestions to me.
"I have somebody do it for me." She said softly...and drooling. I was pretty sure my dick ripped through my pants.
I took her home that night and we douched all night long. She even douched me for awhile too. I picked up Shobeda and fucked her every which way I felt like (not much she could do about it).
It was 5 in the morning and we were still at it. She was biting the metal poll above my shower curtain to keep herself upright while I fucked her hard.
But things took a turn for the worse.
She had diarrhea...liquidy diarrhea. No actual chunks of poo. Just chunks of corn and liquid poo all over my shower/bath.
"Awww what the fuck was that?" I yelled and smacked her. Her teeth let go of the metal bar and she made a loud thump on the ground.
"I was trying to tell you but my teeth were keeping me up." She cried.
"Dumb bitch! Go In the toilet!" I picked her up and lifted the lid on the can dropping her in like a piece of trash. She didn't make so much of a splash as a loud porcelain/bone breaking noise. "God damn woman! You smell like corn turd!" I started to fill up the bath and let the liquid poo wash down the drain. After the bath filled up I picked her up and threw her in the bath face first. I walked into my kitchen to get a drink. I could have sworn I heard a gurgling noise.
I came back a few hours later and she was still in the bath. She was all blue and wasn't breathing.
"Great she's broken!" I sighed. I drained the bath and took her out. I put her in a garbage bag and tied it up. I dragged it outside and threw it in the dumpster and what a satisfying thump it was.
She was much easier to get rid of than my murder/rape victims cause I actually had to cut off their arms and legs. It was already done for me.
Shobeda shobeda...how I loved you.
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RIOP (rest in one piece)...Shobeda
User Reviews
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2006-07-11 14:52:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
RRRRrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggghhhttttttttttt......
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-05 13:20:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Cripples make me laugh
.bmp make me cry :°(
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-29 15:41:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCK OFF
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2006-04-29 02:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you decide to dig her out of the dumpster and fuck her some more, try not to douche her too much. That can cause vaginal infections.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-04-28 18:34:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-04-28 18:31:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
Awwww, brendon's got wittle bweeding heart...why don't you pay for it with your free healthcare while getting a gay marriage and an abortion? Fascist.
You're a cool dude, Awesome_Face
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Marry me?
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-04-28 18:31:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awwww, brendon's got wittle bweeding heart...why don't you pay for it with your free healthcare while getting a gay marriage and an abortion? Fascist.
You're a cool dude, Awesome_Face
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-04-28 18:27:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-04-28 18:06:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
Good luck in the desert you dumbfuck.
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Hell I will be at least doing something worthwhile. Not rotting my ass away in a cubicle. Did you ever serve Brendon? You ever held a rifle? You ever believed in something so passionately you would die for it?
If you don't fight for something...youll die for nothing.
Go enlist. But please stay away from my Army.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-04-28 18:12:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-28 14:51:02 (#)
Ranking: 1
-3 for just about all of this and the .bmp
+4 for the shower image of her holding herself up by her teeth
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-04-28 18:06:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Good luck in the desert you dumbfuck.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-04-28 17:53:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck all you negroes. This is the shit. I dated a chick in a wheelchair once. Great handjobs. A bit callous-ey though.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-04-28 15:52:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-04-28 15:40:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why? What's wrong with a little poo? You can handle it.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-28 15:37:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by karates_badboy (user info) at 2006-04-28 15:35:59 (#)
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it was a +2 all the way until you started in with the shit....literally.
Submitted by karates_badboy (user info) at 2006-04-28 15:35:59 EDT (#)
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it was a +2 all the way until you started in with the shit....literally.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-28 15:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 die
no, seriously
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-28 14:51:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
-3 for just about all of this and the .bmp
+4 for the shower image of her holding herself up by her teeth
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-04-28 14:49:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Im going to hell for this one.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-04-28 14:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
YOU FINALLY CURED ME OF READING UBERSITE!!!
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!