Retarded sex toy review. (1408 hits)
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Submitted by Doo( Über's sex news anchor)dles (View user info) at 2006-04-28 22:36:42 EDT
http://www.crazy-ass-sex-toys.com/
All pictures except for the rabbit were taken from this site, this was also inspired by a dildo review a couple of months back, but I can't find it. Enjoy your retarded sex toy review. Also I'm retarded as I thought the plural of 'peener' was 'peeners', however it has recently come to my attention that it is 'penii', forgive me.
User Reviews
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:51:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for including the site.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:30:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
:)
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-03 15:55:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
blimey
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-06-03 15:45:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hahaha.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-09 19:33:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-09 03:22:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
DOODLES why don't you have your own website yet?
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Oh but I do.
www.meatspin.com
I'm on the top
What?
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-09 03:22:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DOODLES why don't you have your own website yet?
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-05-09 02:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It was ME! I did it! :laughs hysterically:
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-07 22:36:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-04-30 23:56:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
It was at the beginning of the month. Shameless link whore http://www.ubersite.com/m/86153
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Yeah, I'm far too lazy to find the link myself, or remember who posted it.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-05-02 19:22:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
did you say "fucknig"? You sir are a racist
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-02 19:06:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-04-30 23:56:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It was at the beginning of the month. Shameless link whore http://www.ubersite.com/m/86153
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-30 19:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by emordnilaP (user info) at 2006-04-30 19:43:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
I've decided to be anal. You have a few typos.
Mhm...
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Ehh atleast my post have some redeeming values, unlike oh say, a nine sentance post?
Submitted by emordnilaP (user info) at 2006-04-30 19:43:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've decided to be anal. You have a few typos.
Mhm...
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-30 17:44:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-29 12:22:54 (#)
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Wrong Doodles Penii is the plural of penis, the plural of peener is peenar.
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Same fucking diffrence. Yeah I'm a day and a fourth late in my reply, skate it off.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-29 14:06:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-29 13:54:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
I want that tongue one
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I would think it would feel fucked up though. I mean it IS osmthing that would be vibrating on your tounge.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-29 13:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want that tongue one
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-29 12:59:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the Dildo Tree and HAHA RABBIT PEENER
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-29 12:22:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wrong Doodles Penii is the plural of penis, the plural of peener is peenar.
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-29 00:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3
Could someone provide the Uber link to the Lil Chef?
2) why anyone would stick that up their woo-woo
No wonder so many innocent people are in jail.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-28 23:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-04-28 22:59:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Could someone provide the Uber link to the Lil Chef?
I refuse to believe that;
1) anyone would purposely make a dildo/vibrator that looks like a chef
and
2) why anyone would stick that up their woo-woo
thank you
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There is no Uber link, it's under the link at the top of the post.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-04-28 22:59:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Could someone provide the Uber link to the Lil Chef?
I refuse to believe that;
1) anyone would purposely make a dildo/vibrator that looks like a chef
and
2) why anyone would stick that up their woo-woo
thank you
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-28 22:50:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-28 22:46:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
As a resident of sex shop city (there's even a wal-mart size sex shop here!), I approve of this.
The last one was great.
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I can't find the rabbit anymore, but the first time I saw the rabbit was right after the first time I saw the haha rabbit.
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-28 22:48:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-28 22:46:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As a resident of sex shop city (there's even a wal-mart size sex shop here!), I approve of this.
The last one was great.
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-04-28 22:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Die.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-04-28 22:38:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
time to shut the fuck up